User:Darthrai

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Behold, my completely useless chart of my headcanon sexuality for each Smash Ultimate character. Enjoy. Thanks to Guybrush20X6 for helping with some of the info!

Veterans
Mario SSBU.png
Mario
Confirmed straight (Peach)
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Luigi
Gay (deep in the closet)
Peach SSBU.png
Peach
Asexual (rejected Mario in Odyssey)
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Bowser
Straight
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Dr. Mario
Straight (see Mario)
Rosalina & Luma SSBU.png
Rosalina & Luma
Asexual
Bowser Jr. SSBU.png
Bowser Jr.
Too young to understand
Yoshi SSBU.png
Yoshi
Asexual
Donkey Kong SSBU.png
Donkey Kong
Confirmed straight (Candy Kong)
Diddy Kong SSBU.png
Diddy Kong
Confirmed straight (Dixie Kong)
Link SSBU.png
Link
Bicurious, possibly genderfluid
Zelda SSBU.png
Zelda
Asexual
Sheik SSBU.png
Sheik
Asexual (see Zelda)
Ganondorf SSBU.png
Ganondorf
Triforce-sexual
Young Link SSBU.png
Young Link
Too young to understand
Toon Link SSBU.png
Toon Link
Too young to understand
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Samus
Lesbian
Zero Suit Samus SSBU.png
Zero Suit Samus
Lesbian (see Samus)
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Kirby
Asexual
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Meta Knight
Asexual
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King Dedede
Gay (for Escargoon)
Fox SSBU.png
Fox
Bisexual (both Krystal and Falco)
Falco SSBU.png
Falco
Bisexual (both Katt and Fox)
Wolf SSBU.png
Wolf
Bisexual
Pikachu SSBU.png
Pikachu
Straight (can breed with Pokémon of opposite gender)
Jigglypuff SSBU.png
Jigglypuff
Straight (can breed with Pokémon of opposite gender)
Mewtwo SSBU.png
Mewtwo
Asexual (genderless, probably has no concept of sexuality)
Pichu SSBU.png
Pichu
Too young to understand (cannot breed)
Pokémon Trainer (solo) SSBU.pngSquirtle SSBU.pngIvysaur SSBU.pngCharizard SSBU.png
Pokémon Trainer (Squirtle, Ivysaur, Charizard)
Trainer is most likely straight. Their Pokémon probably screw each other all the time
Lucario SSBU.png
Lucario
Gay (for Sir Aaron)
Greninja SSBU.png
Greninja
Straight (can breed with Pokémon of opposite gender)
Captain Falcon SSBU.png
Captain Falcon
THE FLAMING BEACON OF ABSOLUTE HETEROSEXUALITY
Ness SSBU.png
Ness
Too young to understand
Lucas SSBU.png
Lucas
Too young to understand
Ice Climbers SSBU.png
Ice Climbers
They're a straight couple
Marth SSBU.png
Marth
Confirmed straight (Caeda)
Roy SSBU.png
Roy
More or less confirmed straight (Lilina)
Ike SSBU.png
Ike
Gay (for Soren)
Robin SSBU.png
Robin
Confirmed straight (support mechanics)
Lucina SSBU.png
Lucinaε
Confirmed straight (support mechanics)
Corrin SSBU.png
Corrin
Confirmed bisexual (support mechanics)
Mr. Game & Watch SSBU.png
Mr. Game & Watch
Asexual (how the hell do Game & Watch people breed?)
Pit SSBU.png
Pit
Food-sexual
Palutena SSBU.png
Palutena
Pansexual
Dark Pit SSBU.png
Dark Pitε
Asexual
Wario SSBU.png
Wario
Bigoted homophobe who's probably in the closet
Olimar SSBU.png
Olimar
Confirmed straight (canon)
R.O.B. SSBU.png
R.O.B.
Asexual (he's a robot)
Villager SSBU.png
Villager
Can be anything
Little Mac SSBU.png
Little Mac
Straight
Wii Fit Trainer SSBU.png
Wii Fit Trainer
Asexual (Wii Fit creatures have no concept of sexuality and their entire thought process is built around exercise)
Shulk SSBU.png
Shulk
Straight
Duck Hunt SSBU.png
Duck Hunt
Straight couple (male and female)
Snake SSBU.png
Snake
Mostly straight, probably bicurious
Sonic SSBU.png
Sonic
Reverse furry (confirmed canon)
Mega Man SSBU.png
Mega Man
Asexual
Pac-Man SSBU.png
Pac-Man
Straight (Ms. Pac-Man is a thing)
Ryu SSBU.png
Ryu
Asexual (cares more about fighting than romance)
Cloud SSBU.png
Cloud
Mostly straight, possibly genderfluid
Bayonetta SSBU.png
Bayonetta
Pansexual (would you really doubt that Kamiya would make her so?)
Newcomers (13)
Daisy SSBU.png
Daisyε
Lesbian (she and Luigi are platonic friends)
Piranha Plant SSBU.png
Piranha Plant
Asexual (it's a plant)
King K. Rool SSBU.png
King K. Rool
Homophobic bigot who's more secure than Wario
Ridley SSBU.png
Ridley
Asexual
Dark Samus SSBU.png
Dark Samusε
Asexual
Incineroar SSBU.png
Incineroar
Straight (can breed with Pokémon of opposite gender)
Chrom SSBU.png
Chromε
Straight (confirmed canon)
Isabelle SSBU.png
Isabelle
Pansexual (has a crush on Villager regardless of gender)
Inkling SSBU.png
Inkling
Whatever the player wants
Ken SSBU.png
Kenε
Straight
Simon SSBU.png
Simon
Confirmed straight (Selena)
Richter SSBU.png
Richterε
Confirmed straight (Annette)
Joker SSBU.png
Joker
Straight (confirmed canon)
Hero SSBU.png
Hero
Varies
Banjo & Kazooie SSBU.png
Banjo & Kazooie
 ?
Terry SSBU.png
Terry
Confirmed Straight (Blue Mary)
Byleth SSBU.png
Byleth
Bisexual (confirmed canon)
Min Min SSBU.png
Min Min
?