User:Black Vulpine/If Smash Bros. had Mortal Kombat X style intros

In the game Mortal Kombat X, every fight begins with a brief verbal exchange between the two fighters. This is what would it be like if Smash Bros had this same system, at least for 1v1 battles.

If you can think of any good lines, you are welcome to put them in here. Keep in mind the following rules though:

• While Mortal Kombat X is not kid-safe, the lines here have to be. It must at least be kept to a PG rating.
• In exchanges where both characters speak, every exchange must have three lines. The first and third lines are spoken by the first character, while the second is spoken by the second character.
  • In exchanges where only one of the two characters speak, there is only one line, coming either before or after an animation and/or vocal action performed by the non-verbal character.
• Mirror matches are possible, and may vary depending on whether or not any variants are selected.
• It is possible for matchups to have more than one exchange - in fact, almost all of them do.
• Exchanges are categorised by character, specifically, the first one to do anything is where it belongs.
• The following characters do not speak: Mr. Game & Watch, Link, Toon Link, Young Link, Kirby, all Pokémon (except Lucario, Mewtwo and of course the Pokémon Trainer), Duck Hunt Duo, R.O.B., Villager, Inkling (because they aren't known to speak English), and the Mii Fighters.
• Some lines may get semi-repeated in encounters. Some encounters may also have lines that vary slightly.
• If a character references an event or character from Smash or other universe, it is preferred that a link to that reference be provided.

Other than that, anything goes. Have fun!

Bayonetta

Bayonetta: Go hide upon the sky, nimbus.

Cloud: I'm staying here.

Bayonetta: You make it easy to interrupt your recovery attempts.

Bayonetta: So are you actually gender-fluid, or...?

M.Corrin: I've made my choice.

Bayonetta: You've made the wrong one.

Bayonetta: I hunt angels, not chickens.

Falco: Do you think every bird you see is a chicken?

Bayonetta: Flock off, feather-face.

Bayonetta: So many vocals, not a single word.

Link: (draws his sword and twirls it behind him)

Bayonetta: The tiny heavyweight boxer.

Little Mac: I'll get my belt and crack your skull with it.

Bayonetta: Touchy, aren't we...

Bayonetta: Are you the one called Pit?

Pit: You're responsible for killing our Centurions?

Bayonetta: Just working my way up to the little-big fellow.

Bayonetta: At last, a bit of fun.

Palutena: You expect to win against a goddess?

Bayonetta: Just another day in the office...

Bowser

Bowser: You will bow down to your king, swordsman!

Cloud: Titles mean nothing to me.

Bowser: Perhaps my power will mean your demise.

Bowser: You will pay for your betrayal.

Ganondorf: I was simply 'firing' you.

Bowser: You have no special toys to help you this time!

Bowser: Did you know I'm the heaviest weight around here?

Little Mac: That's just because you're incredibly fat.

Bowser: All the better to crush you with, runt!

Bowser: So, Mario, we meet again!

Mario: You-a never change, do you?

Bowser: The princess is in another castle! Namely, mine!

Bowser: The speed demon.

Sonic: Fatty.

Bowser: I will crush you like the worm you are!

Captain Falcon

Captain Falcon: Not all Clouds belong in the sky.

Cloud: Was that supposed to be funny?

Captain Falcon: It will be, once I give you The Heel!

Captain Falcon: What kind of joke is this?

Falco: Just that you face a falcon.

Captain Falcon: I will PUNCH this FALCON.

Captain Falcon: Show me your moves!

Falco: Must EVERYTHING be a meme?

Captain Falcon: Yeah, it does.

Captain Falcon: You ripped me off.

Ganondorf: I'm still a vicious fighter!

Captain Falcon: So vicious you couldn't come up with your own moves.

Captain Falcon: Your blade creates fire?

Roy: Much like your Falcon Punch, right?

Captain Falcon: I have no KNEED for it.

Captain Falcon: You think you're faster than me?

Sonic: I don't think so, I KNOW so!

Captain Falcon: You're going to regret joining us, hedgehog!

Cloud

Cloud: Stupid witch...

Bayonetta: Spoken like someone who misses his girlfriend.

Cloud: You will regret speaking about her that way!!

Cloud: A fellow downloadable content.

Lucas: One less boring than you, for sure!

Cloud: I will show no mercy...

Cloud: They call me Cloud.

Lucina: Because you rain on people's parades?

Cloud: No, you confused me with Sephiroth.

Cloud: Unnatural creature...

Mewtwo: And you aren't?

Cloud: I'm enhanced enough to beat you in a whim.

Cloud: Unnatural creature...

Mr. Game & Watch: (clashes his pan and his Vermin hammer together before putting them away)

Cloud: Goddess? Do you know Aerith Gainsborough?

Palutena: Yeah. She said she wants her hairstyle back.

Cloud: Such mockery will be your undoing!

Cloud: That can't be a real sword.

Shulk: It is a Buster sword, tho!

Cloud: Such mockery will be your undoing!

Cloud: This will be easy.

Yoshi: Big tawk, big sword, but wittle man!

Cloud: What did you say?!

Cloud: They call me Cloud.

Yoshi: Why Cwoud no in sky?

Cloud: Wouldn't you like to know?

Corrin

Male Corrin

Corrin: Um... Hello... I.. Uh..

Bayonetta: If you need to learn to talk to a lady, go ask your mum.

Corrin: My mother is dead! That tears it! I've been trying to stay positive, but I'm just gonna take my rage out on you!

Corrin: Why do you have such spiky hair?

Cloud: That's none of your concern.

Corrin: Using hair gel isn't something to be ashamed of. My brother uses it too.

Corrin: Hey, I just wanted to tell you. I know what you're going through, and missing your mother is natural. But she'll always be with you in your heart.

Lucas: Thanks. That was super sappy. But thanks. I guess we have to fight now.

Corrin: Yeah, that does kind of kill the mood...

Corrin: Oh, another dragon! Hello!

Ridley: Calling a pitiful creature like you a dragon is an insult to our species!

Corrin: We'll see about that after I get to you!

Corrin: I suppose fate must have brought us together.

Robin: Remember what I told you last time? We're not pawns of some scripted fate. I believe we're more. Much more... There's something between us all. Something that keeps us together... Like...invisible ties, connecting us.

Corrin: Well whoop-de-doo for you, you've got a bumper sticker. As much as I would love to argue about philosophy, it's time to fight.

Corrin: You remind me of someone...

Fox: I wonder why?

Corrin Sorry, all kitsune look the same to me.

Female Corrin

Corrin: Awesome, another dragon! I've been waiting to test my skills against one!

Charizard: (Roars and then breathes fire)

Corrin: You remind me of someone...

Wolf: You better not be comparing me to Fox!

Corrin: I don't even know who that is. All wolves look the same to me.

Corrin: So you're a dinosaur? (Somehow, I thought you'd be bigger). Anyway, I'm a dragon!

Yoshi: Me dwwagon too! Sometimes...

Corrin: I'll believe that when I see it.

Daisy

Daisy: You look... familiar.

Bayonetta: Well, I remember your outfit.

Daisy: Whatever, let's fight!

Daisy: Another swordsman? And this one's also a carbon copy of another one...

Chrom: Now you're just making me angry.

Daisy: Well, let's rumble!

Daisy: Hey Luigi! I'll make sure not to beat you up too hard!

Luigi: Well, that's-a.... comforting, I guess.

Daisy: Oh, don't be such a big baby.

Daisy: I may be an Echo, but I'm still better than the original!

Peach: We'll just have to see about that, won't we?

Daisy: See how right I am? Of course!

Dark Pit

Dark Pit: The angel hunter.

Bayonetta: You don't seem to be an angel.

Dark Pit: You'd know.

Dark Pit: Goddess of Light.

Palutena: Pittoo.

Dark Pit: And you wonder why I won't serve you.

Dark Pit: Faker.

Pit: But I'm the original here!

Dark Pit: Not for much longer.

Diddy Kong

Diddy Kong: Oh no, not you!

King K. Rool: What's the matter, Kiddy Kong? Scared?

Diddy Kong: You're thinking of the wrong Kong, Lizard Lips!

Donkey Kong

Donkey Kong: Mario.

Mario: You think you can beat my dunk move?

Donkey Kong: You have one. I have four. Do the math.

Dr. Mario

Dr. Mario: Am I going crazy?

Mario: You should know, you're the doctor.

Dr. Mario: My diagnosis: You are just impersonating me.

Falco

Falco: I really don't like you.

Captain Falcon: Because I'm better than you?

Falco: Because you're a falcon wannabe.

Falco: Move aside, 'Commander'.

Fox: You think you're better than me?

Falco: I'm not the one who dropped out of the Academy.

Falco: Don’t get too cocky, Fox.

Fox: You turning into Wolf now?

Falco: What’s the matter, scared?

Falco: Ever seen Shadow Balls bounce?

Mewtwo: I know what you're capable of.

Falco: I'll take that as a 'yes'.

Falco: The flightless angel.

Pit: I have the Power of Flight!

Falco: That just means I gotta clip your wings before they burn.

Falco: Move it or lose it.

Sonic: Moving is what I'm all about!

Falco: And yet you can't fly without a certain fox to help you.

Fox

Fox: Lemme smash.

Falco: You DIDN'T just say that.

Fox: What? This is a Smash, isn’t it?

Ganondorf

Ganondorf: Return the Triforce to me, 'Hero'.

Link: (draws his sword and twirls it behind him)

Ganondorf: Even I look better than you.

Toon Link: (draws his sword and swings it a few times, with a 'hup!' on the third swing)

Ganondorf: Don't you DARE mock my speed.

Sonic: What speed?

Ganondorf: Arrogant. Little. WORM!

Ganondorf: Hedgehogs aren't supposed to be fast.

Sonic: Actually, you're just that slow.

Ganondorf: And your mouth is big enough for my fist!

Greninja

Greninja: (cartwheels in, performing its down taunt)

Falco: It's nerf or nothin'!

Greninja: (cartwheels in, performing its down taunt)

Mewtwo: Is me being able to talk why you were nerfed...?

Ike

Ranger Ike

Ike: I fight for my friends!

Corrin (F): Well, I fight for my family!

Ike: Do NOT talk to ME about family!

Inkling

Female Inkling

Inkling: Woomy! (spins her Splattershot)

Daisy: Don't you DARE stain the dress.

Inkling: Woomy! (spins her Splattershot)

Mario: You're not-a related to Gooper Blooper, are you?

Inkling: Woomy! (spins her Splattershot)

Peach: I have an 'Inkling' things will go my way...

Inkling: Woomy! (spins her Splattershot)

Yoshi: I hear ink taste good!

King Dedede

King Dedede 1: Oh boy, so this is what Susie did?

King Dedede 2: Who, in the world, is even Susie?

King Dedede 1: IS THIS A TIME PARADOX, THEN?!

King Dedede 1: I hate hitting pretty things.

King Dedede 2: Yeah, same here.

King Dedede 1: I'll get you some medical help after this.

King Dedede: You stole food too?

King K. Rool: To starve my enemies to death, yes.

King Dedede: Yeesh, and I thought I was greedy.

King Dedede: A fellow royal.

Lucina: Keep your compliments for later, couch potato.

King Dedede: Well, I tried to be friendly.

King Dedede: A fellow royal.

Marth: Unlike any other royal you've seen.

King Dedede: So it's a goer?

King Dedede: Bee-boo-boo-bop, bee-boo-boo-beep?

Mr. Game & Watch: (clashes his pan and his Vermin hammer together before putting them away)

King K. Rool

King K. Rool: We meet at last, Banana Brain!

Donkey Kong: You won't take my bananas this time, K. Rool!

King K. Rool: Instead of bananas, how about I take your life?

Little Mac

Little Mac: Don’t say it!

Bayonetta: Don’t say what, titch?

Little Mac: You just did.../That was your last mistake.

Little Mac: Martial artist.

Ryu: Came to see what real fighting is like?

Little Mac: Well, SHOW you what real fighting is like.

Little Mac: You again...

Samus: Your punch hurt quite a lot.

Little Mac: Maybe this time you won’t call me short.

Little Mac: Move it or lose it.

Sonic: You really think you’re as fast as me?

Little Mac: Why don’t we find out?

Lucario

Lucario: What the heck are you?

Bayonetta: Your imminent end.

Lucario: Burn the witch!

Lucario: I do not fear you, psychic.

Mewtwo: Are you not a Fighting-type?

Lucario: I'm also a Steel-type. Cancels out my weakness to you.

Lucario: When will you get over this stupid grudge?

Mewtwo: When Dusknoir passes from this world.

Lucario: Point taken. Let's do this.

Lucario: You have special powers as well?

Ryu: It's the training of Sheng Long.

Lucario: Yeah, I'm not falling for that one.

Lucina

Lucina: Cereza!

Bayonetta: Bayonetta for you, plank!

Lucina: Whatever.

Lucina: You think you can take me?

Marth: I taught you how to fight, didn’t I?

Lucina: The student shall become the master.

Lucina: My blade's still sharper than your... body?

Mr. Game & Watch: (clashes his pan and his Vermin hammer together before putting them away)

Lucina: Ugh, did something crawl up there and die?

Wario: Come into my arms, pretty lady.

Lucina: If I did that, I'd have to bathe for weeks.

Luigi

Luigi: Noooo, not you again!

King Dedede: I was only trying to help.

Luigi: My back is still broken from what you did!

Luigi: My year is over...

Mario: And I got a new game recently without you on it!

Luigi: But that doesn't mean you can have the spotlight just for yourself again!

Mario

Mario: Do you play volleyball?

Dr. Mario: Why do you ask?

Mario: Unlike me, you can't afford to dunk anybody.

Mario: You think you're just as strong as me?

Luigi: I'm pretty sure, brudder!

Mario: Prove it.

Mario: My dad...

Mr. Game & Watch: (clashes his pan and his Vermin hammer together before putting them away)

Mario: You're as old as dad but you both have one thing in common...

PAC-MAN: And what is that?

Mario: You're both old news!

Mario: Lady Palutena...

Palutena: You have dunked enough people with those fists of yours!

Mario: It's easier to just ask me to dunk you harder than them!

Mario: Don't hold back.

Sonic: Against my favourite rival?

Mario: Favourite? Since when?

Marth

Marth: Why must you be almost exactly like me?

Lucina: I'm prettier.

Marth: You're also easier.

Marth: I'll show you what true swordsmanship is like.

Link: (draws his sword and twirls it behind him)

Marth: You're outranged.

Mr. Game & Watch: (clashes his pan and his Vermin hammer together before putting them away)

Marth: Shall we see who's the better swordsman?

Roy: It was me 15 years ago!

Marth: That was then, and this is now./15 years on, you skipped a Brawl.

Mega Man

Mega Man: Shall I show you my Mega Buster?

Shulk: What makes it special?

Mega Man: It's much better than yours.

Meta Knight

Meta Knight: We have achieved demi-god status before...

Bayonetta: It appears to be the case.

Meta Knight: We'll see who has still got it.

Meta Knight: A butter knife?

Cloud: Look who's talking, shorty.

Meta Knight: Uh huh. Yeah. Right.

Meta Knight: This is a waste of my time...

King Dedede: You said you would not help Kirby!

Meta Knight: I had to do it. Only for the greater good.

Meta Knight: The oracle fighter.

Lucario: I seek to challenge you again.

Meta Knight: I accept your challenge.

Meta Knight: So soon you violate our alliance?

Marth: Nah. Just call this "poetic justice".

Meta Knight: You used to be #2 unlike me, though.

Meta Knight: Combat me, or retreat!

Mr. Game & Watch: (clashes his pan and his Vermin hammer together before putting them away)

Mewtwo

Mewtwo: I will enjoy this...

Lucario: If this is about Brawl, I had nothing to do with it.

Mewtwo: Your aura won't get you out of this one.

Mewtwo: Time to settle the score.

Lucario: I'm getting tired of claiming my innocence.

Mewtwo: Then let me end your suffering.

Mewtwo: The aura fighter.

Lucario: I can still sense your aura.

Mewtwo: It is no substitute for psychic powers.

Mewtwo: You think you can take me?

Marth: Or die trying.

Mewtwo: お前はもう死んでいる

Mewtwo: What the heck are you, even...?

Mr. Game & Watch: (clashes his pan and his Vermin hammer together before putting them away)

Mewtwo: Roses are red...?

Palutena: And, violets are blue.

Mewtwo: お前はもう死んでいる

Mewtwo: Can you see this coming?

Shulk: See what coming?

Mewtwo: Exactly.

Mr. Game & Watch

Mr. Game & Watch: (moves along a row of LCD frames until reaching the foreground, but drops his weapons so he picks them up)

Lucina: I have to fight a piece of paper...?

Mr. Game & Watch: (moves along a row of LCD frames until reaching the foreground, but drops his weapons so he picks them up)

Mario: I will send you to rest again, "dad"!

Mr. Game & Watch: (moves along a row of LCD frames until reaching the foreground, but drops his weapons so he picks them up)

Meta Knight: You're not ready.

Mr. Game & Watch: (moves along a row of LCD frames until reaching the foreground, but drops his weapons so he picks them up)

Mewtwo: Your bucket will not avail you!/I will not be hammered to oblivion!

Mr. Game & Watch: (moves along a row of LCD frames until reaching the foreground, but drops his weapons so he picks them up)

Palutena: I'll take the challenge gladly.

Ness

Ness: PK Fire!

Bayonetta: Keep your fire away from me, child.

Ness: Burn the witch!

Ness: Huh! Another PSI user!

Mewtwo: I don't know what that even means.

Ness: Talk about oblivious...

Palutena

Palutena: You know, reckless witches get stitches.

Bayonetta: Enough talk goddess. Don't mess with a witch.

Palutena: Oh, it's much more than simply messing with you!

Palutena: You the one killing all my Centurions?

Bayonetta: I hunt for sport.

Palutena: I'll end this before it gets any worse...

Palutena: Cloud Strife...

Cloud: You would fight me, supposed goddess?

Palutena: And put an end to your streak of dominance!

Palutena: Dark Pit.

Dark Pit: You do know what I'm doing to your party?

Palutena: Here, have some of the leftovers!

Palutena: Lucina...

Lucina: This is for my father!

Palutena: Pity he's not here to protect you!

Palutena: I don't see any reason why people like you.

Lucina: Well, people like you if only because of two good reasons.

Palutena: You... did not... just say that...

Palutena: Luigi!

Luigi: Forgive me for this, pretty!

Palutena: I forgive you because your brother would not have said that.

Palutena: Cappy's not with you. You can't possess me.

Mario: Your body is too weak to be possesed by him anyways.

Palutena: Or maybe you don't want to get used to it, like the Chaos Kin!

Palutena: The 2-D being.

Mr. Game & Watch: (clashes his pan and his Vermin hammer together before putting them away)

Palutena 1: Not the Mirror of Truth again!

Palutena 2: Girl, and I was just the first one to rise!

Palutena 1: I'll end this before it gets any worse...

Palutena: I can't believe I'm meeting Princess Toadstool!

Peach: Starstruck, are we?

Palutena: It would never last.

Palutena: Unfortunately, it all comes down to this...

Pit: ...yeah. Well, may the best win.

Palutena: I promise we will divide the prize, though!/Good luck, Pit. You're gonna need it!

Palutena: I actually don't wish to fight you.

Rosalina: Me neither, a lot less than you.

Palutena: One of us will have to endure the following humilliation...

Palutena: Yoshi.

Yoshi: Goddess boss want spawwing match?

Palutena: I'll take the challenge gladly.

Peach

Peach: Scum...

Bowser: No Mario in sight, gorgeous.

Peach: Your face won't be in a minute!

Peach: Echo, Echo, Echo.

Daisy: You. Are. Going. DOWN!

Peach: A likely story.

Peach: Alright, Diddy, no monkeying around!

Diddy Kong: Roo-Hee! (Never!)

Peach: I can't understand you, but I'm guessing that's a no.

Peach: My favourite Mario Brother.

Luigi: I bet you tell Mario the same thing.

Peach: With him, I mean it.

Peach: My favourite Mario Brother.

Mario: I bet you tell Luigi the same thing.

Peach: You're right, I take it back.

Peach: Mario.

Mario: Is it right for me to hit a lady?

Peach: Doesn't matter, you'll still lose.

Peach: Just enjoy yourself.

Mario: After I've come all this way?

Peach: Your win is in another castle.

Peach: Scum...

Wario: Aw, I'm not half bad!

Peach: No, you're more like rotten to the core.

Peach: You really need a better diet.

Yoshi: Pwincess veggies no tasty!

Peach: Yeah, they make more broken bones than strong ones, don't they?/I won't take no for an answer.

Robin

Male Robin

Robin: Corrin. Is that your real name?

Male Corrin: It's as real as yours.

Robin: You mean like your dragon form?

Robin: I'm sorry if I hurt you, Lucina.

Lucina: Obviously not enough to stop doing it.

Robin: It's called sparring.

Female Robin

Robin: Your popularity just stems from your body.

Bayonetta: Unlike you. You wish you had one like me-

Robin: Stop it! You're making me blush!

Robin: How can you protect Chrom if you can't protect yourself?

Lucina: I shall prove you wrong...

Robin: Go on! I'll be waiting.

Robin: How can you protect Chrom if you can't protect yourself?

Lucina: I am getting SO tired of hearing that.

Robin: Maybe if you sucked less...

Robin: I challenge you, goddess!

Palutena: Don't you think you overrisk?

Robin: A good tactician has nothing to fear.

Rosalina & Luma

Rosalina: Prepare yourself.

Ike: Hey, that's my phrase.

Rosalina: Oh, okay. "Get ready to rumble"!

Rosalina: Prepare yourself.

Little Mac: What can that oversized marshmallow do to me?

Rosalina: Do not underestimate a Luma's power.

Rosalina: Here we are again...

Palutena: Why must we fight again?

Rosalina: Apparently, fate is cruel and demands it.

Roy

Roy: I got my own Echo Fighter! Now let's hear the others try to call me derivative!

Chrom: Well, since it's what you wanted, here: You're derivative!

Roy: Right. Because you have SO much room to talk.

Roy: My flames...

Cloud: Versus my Mako...

Roy: Let us begin!

Roy: My blood is boiling hot right now!

Lucina: That's a secondary effect of your inferiority complex.

Roy: Yes, and your family and ancestors are guilty of it!

Roy: We were like brothers way back when...

Marth: Much has changed since then.

Roy: Yes. What a pity.

Ryu

Ryu: Bay, Onetta?

Bayonetta: Bayonetta for you, plank!

Ryu: I intended this to just be training, but...

Ryu: Bay, Onetta?

Bayonetta: I feel like a frigging celebrity in this town.

Ryu: Yeah, we love you so much, we wanna knock you out.

Ryu: Are you the swordsman guy that makes people holler?

Cloud: I will show no mercy...

Ryu: Well, that must be a yes!

Ryu: That's a fine looking dress there.

Daisy: Thanks. Yours is amazing too.

Ryu: Oh, it's on, now.

Ryu: You're a lot like Dudley.

Little Mac: And you are a lot like Piston Hondo.

Ryu: Let our fighting styles clash.

Ryu: Who are you?

Mr. Game & Watch: (clashes his pan and his Vermin hammer together before putting them away)

Ryu: The goddess.

Palutena: Looking for some sparring?

Ryu: N-nice timing to read my mind...

Ryu: I don't want to fight a lady...

Peach: So no catfight then?

Ryu: Never mind. Let's do this.

Ryu 1: Ken, is that you? This isn't funny.

Ryu 2: Wait, I'M Ryu. I thought YOU were Ken.

Ryu 1: Great, not the mirror match nonsense again.

Ryu: Vega...?

Sheik: I'm Sheik...

Ryu: You ninjas are all alike.

Ryu: Akuma, is that you?

Yoshi: Noou! Me is Yoshi!

Ryu: I swear I just saw you act like him.

Samus

Samus: There's a bounty on your head, hunter.

Captain Falcon: A girl will be claiming it?

Samus: Even for you, that was low./I am no mere girl.

Samus: You face a superhuman.

Lucario: My aura is better than any superpower!

Samus: Nothing more dangerous than a jackal with fireworks.

Shulk

Shulk: Bowser...

Bowser: Trying to sneak up on me again?

Shulk: You're too noisy to hear anything else.

Shulk: You call that a knife?

Dark Pit: I don't call your red thing one./You're not an Australian, don't try it.

Shulk: Spoilsport!

Shulk: Are you a robot?

M.Wii Fit Trainer: I am one of the most effective personal trainers in the world.

Shulk: Didn't really answer my question...

Simon

Simon: Can you hear the wolves howl?

Wolf: Your idiocy makes me howl in laughter.

Simon: You will howl in pain very soon.

Snake

Snake: You must be Bayonetta.

Bayonetta: Shall we rumble, pretty boy?

Snake: With pleasure.

Snake: What is that mechanical monstrosity?

Bowser Jr.: Don't insult my Clown Car!

Snake: Ugh, clowns. At least it's not a Metal Gear.

Snake: A fellow soldier...

Cloud: One that you cannot beat.

Snake: We'll see about that.

Snake: So you're that dragon kid, huh?

Corrin (M): Don't underestimate me because of my age.

Snake: Eh, I'd give you a 7.8 out of 10, too much water.

Snake: Careful. I skipped breakfast, and I hear alligator tastes pretty good.

King K. Rool: I am a Kremling, fool!

Snake: Ehh, close enough.

Snake: An army drill sergeant would hopefully be able to whip you into shape.

Pit: Hey! For the record, I'm the general of a whole army!

Snake: Then your soldiers are probably ordered terribly. I have a strange feeling I should call you angelface...

Sonic

Sonic: Grandma.

Bayonetta: How DARE you! I may be old, but I look as young as the-

Sonic: (interrupting) Stop your moaning, start your shooting. Let's do this.

Sonic: You're too slow!

Bowser: I have no need for speed.

Sonic: You at least need a little bit to hit me!

Sonic: Talk about big and scary.

Ganondorf: I will crush you with the Triforce of Power!

Sonic: Yeah, if you can catch me first.

Sonic: Think fast!

Mewtwo: I always think fast, for I am a Psychic-type Pokémon.

Sonic: You certainly don't speak fast.

Sonic: Shall we race, beautiful?

Palutena: At least give me some advantage!

Sonic: No need to. Just swap to "light mode".

Wario

Wario 1: Wa!

Wario 2: Wa!

Wario 1: Wa!

Wii Fit Trainer

Male

Wii Fit Trainer: You really need some exercise.

Wario: Blow it out your ears.

Wii Fit Trainer: Drop and give me 20.

M.Wii Fit Trainer: This should be interesting.

W.Wii Fit Trainer: Is this a contest on who's the most flexible?

M.Wii Fit Trainer: More like who's more muscular.

Female

Wii Fit Trainer: You have nice dance moves.

Bayonetta: You here to test me?

Wii Fit Trainer: We both know you can't bend as well as me.

Wolf

Wolf: A woman with guns?

Bayonetta: Impressive, aren't they?

Wolf: Mine's bigger than yours.

Wolf: Can't let you do that, Star Fox!

Fox: Just what I need to see. Star Wolf./Come on, it's 2018, not 1997.

Wolf: The fans always expect us to say these lines!

Yoshi

Yoshi: Bowser big meanie!

Bowser: What have I to fear from a baby reptile?

Yoshi: Yoshi no baby! Meanie Bowser gonna pay!

Yoshi: Yow going fuud to mee again!

Luigi: No, no, and totally NO!

Yoshi: Yoshi eat u again noww!

Yoshi: Baby Bowser?

Bowser Jr.: I'm not a baby, you stinking lizard!/Said the 'widdle' dino who talks like a baby.

Yoshi: You weally mean like Bowser!

Yoshi: Why Cwoud no fwuffy?

Cloud: I’m basically death from above.

Yoshi: Dis one go back to sky!

Yoshi: Yoshi no wike you!

Cloud: Do you see me care?

Yoshi: Yoshi see you with stars in your eyes!

Yoshi: You so scawy...

Ganondorf: You are right to fear me.

Yoshi: Yoshi no afwaid! Make scawy monster go bye-bye!

Yoshi: You funny wooking with your tongue out!

Greninja: (produces two tiny fountains from his hands, flicking his tongue) Ja!

Yoshi: Yoshi no hold back!

Mario: After you've helped me all these years?

Yoshi: Yoshi want to wide you dis time!

Yoshi: Ooh, you so fast!

Sonic: You want to play, little guy?

Yoshi: Okay, we pway tag! You it!

Yoshi 1: You Yoshi's wittle bwother?

Yoshi 2: Who you cawwing wittle!? You mean!

Yoshi 1: Wittle bwother mean for cawwing Yoshi mean! (raspberries)