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Doctor Schmoctor

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Doctor Schmoctor
Doctor Schmoctor event icon.
Official description Custom combination of the flags of Canada, the USA, and Mexico. "Ugh... I ain't feelin' so hot. Must be all that raw garlic I munched. Better waft on over the doctor's office! WAHAHAHA!"
Source, tweaked to fix rendering issues "I ain't feeling too good… Must be all that garlic I ate last night. But I can't stand going to the doctor — especially if it's Mario!"
Character(s) used Wario (1 stock)
Opponent(s) Dr. Mario (1 stock)
Stage(s) Luigi's Mansion
Music Dr. Mario
Availability Clear Oh Yeah, Luigi Time!, unlock Dr. Mario
For reward Custom combination of the flags of Canada, the USA, and Mexico. Clear on normal difficulty or higher within 30 seconds.
Speed Walker Gloves
Source, tweaked to fix rendering issues Clear within 30 seconds on Normal difficulty or higher.
Power-Walker Gloves

Doctor Schmoctor (known as I Hate Doctors! in PAL versions of the game) is a single-player event match in Super Smash Bros. for Wii U. In it, the player controls Wario with a permanent flower effect, and must defeat Dr. Mario in a stock match at Luigi's Mansion.


This event is unlocked by clearing Oh Yeah, Luigi Time! and having Dr. Mario unlocked. Completing the event unlocks the right path.

Completing the event on normal or hard difficulty within 30 seconds awards a Speed Walker Gloves equipment.


  • The music used in this event, Dr. Mario, normally plays on Flat Zone X, rather than Luigi's Mansion.
  • This event is likely based off of Dr. Mario 64, in which Wario fought Dr. Mario, albeit for Megavitamins.