User:Anthony1996

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Anthony
EVIL PIT.png
Character info
Smash 64 mains C. Falcon, Fox
Other Smash 64 characters Mario, Yoshi
Brawl mains Diddy Kong, Mario
Other Brawl characters Falco, Captain Falcon
Personal and other info
Location SoCal USA
Miscellaneous info
Skill Other Nunyobizniss.
"FALCOAN, PAUNCH!!"

-Captain Falcon


"WARLOCK, PAUNCH!!"

-Ganondorf on Captain Falcon


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".....F*ck you."

-Captain Falcon on Ganondorf


"YOU MUST DIE!!!"

-Ganondorf on EVERYBODY, including Captain Falcon

The Greatest Page on the Internet.

Info

Oh, you want to know some info? Okay, I started playing Smash ever since its first release on the N64. Back then, the only series I was really into was Mario, mainly because Super Mario All-Stars + Super Mario World for the SNES was the first game that I ever played, and it was great.

I believed it was around Christmas of '01 where I got the amazing Super Smash Bros. Melee; it was such an improvement over the original. The gameplay was faster and more fun, the items were outta control, the new stages were great (not to mention you can unlock some of the old ones from the original), and the character roster was amazing, along with all the new options. I heard complaints that some of these characters are "clones", in that they have very similar moves to other characters (Mario and Dr. Mario), but I don't really have any problem with that, 'cause I like Dr. Mario better than Regular Mario anyways, even the tier list does, although, I do pick Mario if I'm up against a fast character, like Captain Falcon, but at the price of losing a truly reliable finisher (forward smash doesn't cut it, even though it's great for ending combos). My older brother used to want to keep playing it. "Bring Super Smash Bros. Melee". Too bad the disc is horribly scratched for some reason and the game keeps stopping. I miss those days...

Then, in March 10th, 2008 (one day after its North American release), it happened, I got Super Smash Bros. Brawl. The very picosecond me and my brother saw the box, my brother ran to the Wii, took out Super Paper Mario (he already beat it, as I did in my own file, he was just playing because he was bored), took Brawl out of its case, and put it in the Wii. The instant we started playing, my brother selected the "Brawl" mode, without even taking time to unlock other things or trying out other modes. In the very first match we played, I was a fat penguin with a hammer and my brother was some annoying psychic boy. We played on some retarded stage that I hate and he won. After about 4 or 5 matches, I had to unlock some other annoying psychic boy as some monkey who throws bananas and shoots peanuts through wooden cylinders or someone who has no friends, I don't really remember. I said "I" because I pwned my brother in the last match. I won, which is either a good thing or bad thing, because now I have two annoying psychic boys. Like five matches later, some Jap named after a planet in Japan who has a sword that doesn't look like what it's called wants my @$$, so I beat him with my pwnage too. The next day, my brother tried out the Stage Builder mode. He created some atrocity called "HARDLAND", which wasn't really hard, after that, I made some horrible stage my brother called "ANCIENT UGLY", it has music from Pikmin 2. After that and a couple of more rounds in Brawl, we decided to check out the story mode. In a nutshell, the story is that everyone has to kill some evil angel ghost dude who wants to take over the world for some reason. It wasn't until like five days later my brother played the new Classic Mode, and he and I beat some Challenges. He beat all the Event Matches on hard, including the last one with a HUGE Mario, a character who's 3D games suck, and a character who the majority of Wii owners don't know/don't give a sh*t about/haven't played any of his games, it's like the last one in Melee with Bowser in mofo mode, a character who ROCKS but almost no one plays competitively with, and someone who's mad because YOU CAME INTO HIS LAIR. I like to think of him as Mega Mario, like in New Super Mario Bros. DS. Fortunately, I PWNED my brother's record with a FREAKING ROBOT.

After a bunch of sh*t no one cares about, I finally beat the game in terms of collecting (beating all the challenges and junk) on September 2009. My last challenge was to get all the sticky paper, in order to do that, I made some retarded custom stage just so I get them, that fat turtle dragon thing's FAIYAH PAOWAH and CLAWS were used non-stop for the entire match while knowing I'll still win anyways. It soon worked, because after like 7 eternities (I counted) I finally got the message saying that I got all the sticky paper, and all the ACTION FIGURES, but nothing about how I beat all the Challenges, which sucks.

I'm currently planning on getting into the tournament atmosphere in any of the three Smash games, particularly Melee, and/or even hosting or joining online matches.

<youtube>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms1lX6lCzqY</youtube> lolbrawl.


lolmelee.

<youtube>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD_imYhNoQ4</youtube>

At least it was an honorable sacrifice.

loliwata.

<youtube>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRAeKepPDX8</youtube>

Meta Knight Da Bess

<youtube>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVFpRQdOuQ0</youtube>


Super Smash Bros. Brawl Snapshots

Pics I took in Smash Bros. Brawl.

Fox gets hit by a kart.
ROB senses danger...
Resetti is always talking about himself.
Diddy Kong is a funny monkey.


Yeah, there are only four excluding the Pit picture above. I actually got these off my brother's flickr account. I took all these pictures, but he just took the SD card and uploaded them. I could just post a link there...which is what I'm gonna do. Click here. I still have more great snapshots, I just forgot how to upload them. Oh well...


Kind Like a Color Test (it's censored)

Hoppin' around in this Galaxy, the hero o' girth.

The name's Mario. Yeah, I'm not constricted to Earth.


But it seems that dumb bitch just got captured again, (help me Mario!)

Well, that's okay, since I'm probably gettin' laid in the end.


So, I ditched that water gun - no more liquid to dispersed.

Cause after Sunshine, it couldn't get any worse...


So, pick up the controller and pay close attention

Cause I'm motherfuckin' back, here in the third-dimension.


Hey Mario, why don't you let ol' Weegee rap?

Nah, I'm only on star eight, just go take a nap.


I'll call you when I reach the very end of the game.

Eh, but what if I get trapped? Well that's fuckin' LAME.


Just take care of yourself, this ain't no rescue mission.

Well god damn, Mario, why don't you quit your bitchin'?


Hey Weegee, here's a vacuum. Use it, you tall shit.

(Meh. Go eat a dick.)


Hey fellas stop fightin' it's King Koopa's turn.

I'm back with the attack. I hope you're ready to burn


Cause you know that I spit fire faster than I'm spittin' these rhymes.

Here's my main attack: I'll run at you in a line.


I'll run around, doin' loops, leavin' you in a trance.

You motherfucker. I think you just pooped your pants.


Now turn around, I'm gonna beat your ass with a paddle

Give it up, dino bitch, you just lost this battle.


So go n' grab the disc; turn on the TV. It's Mario, bitch, and this shit's on the Wii.


Let's go fuck up Bowser, grab Peach, and skidoo.

I'll see you bitches later - in Galaxy 2.