User:Air Conditioner/Archive 1
“ | It is I who added the nuts to that statue! | ” |
Careful! This user has rollback and therefore has some control of teh phire! (How does an air conditioner get the fire? Did it overheat?) |
Air Conditioner "CondenserCoil" | |
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Character info | |
Melee main | Mewtwo |
Brawl mains | Ness, Kirby |
Other Brawl characters | Pikachu, Toon Link |
Personal and other info | |
Real name | Alex Fakelastname |
Birth date | |
Location | Taking you down, because I'm going to |
Miscellaneous info | |
Skill | Best of the Worst |
Air Conditioner (エアコン Eakon) is a SmashWiki user, but everyone calls him AirCon. He mains Ness and Kirby in SSBB. His favorite game series are EarthBound, Mario, Pokémon, and Super Smash Bros. He is 14. He is available to brawl any day of the week that does not have the letter "y" in it. In addition, you can't read this without highlighting or looking at the wikicode! Mwahaha! Since he has this long intro paragraph to write, he strongly suggests that you click this link, or maybe visit someone else's userpage. He claims that you should hide the Table of Contents as it messes up the formatting, but he doesn't feel like using __NOTOC__.
Short version of above
Things that describe me:
- Nintendo fan
- Beatlemaniac
- Rollbacker
- Music-obsessed
- Rap hater
- Liberal
- Wiki enthusiast
- Fluent in sarcasm
- Likes Jonathan Coulton
- Dangerously insane
- Doesn't know why he's even making this list
Even shorter version of the above
I enjoy music, the Internet and video games.
Even shorter version of the above
CAN YOU REALLY NOT READ ONE SINGLE SENTENCE? Screw you, you lazy idiot.
Tier List
Tested by fighting countless CPUs. Omega Tyrant said this kind of thing was inaccurate, but it's the best I've got.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl | |
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AC's Music Corner
Each video below is an AMAZING piece of music! This one is unique, because YOU, the SmashWiki user, will get to add two videos to this! Rules for adding:
1. You cannot add something composed for a movie, video game, or TV show, unless in special cases, such as the Beatles' Magical Mystery Tour.
2. When you add your video, make sure to put "Added by (your username)" at the end.
3. It MUST be a single piece of music in your video. This means you too, RD.
If I hate it, or it does not follow the above rules, it will be deleted.
Also, there seems to be a problem with comments getting "disjointed" from the actual video, so if a comment appears that makes no sense given the video, pay no attention to it.
<youtube>WLiuMkGCOC4</youtube>
AirCon's Comment: Someone should mash this up with "When I'm Sixty-Four." Oh, wait...
The VGM Corner
A separate music corner just for VGM.
<youtube>D0-TRGMg9R8</youtube>
AirCon's Comment: Game is meh. Composition is epic.
See this
Bold pages mean anyone can add to it.
for my thoughts on music of all kinds.
for what would happen if everyone on SW ran a state...
for what users' stats would be if SmashWiki was an RPG.
for an attempt to enhance the SmashWiki experience through signatures.
for some music given what's happening right now.
for some stuff I'm planning on doing at one point or another.
for my thoughts on everyone's chances of becoming admin.
for my signature gallery. I might even make one for you!
Future Subpages
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My signature
Air Conditioner (ToastUltimatum made the original and I modified it when I changed my username.)
Hate my sig? You're not looking at it correctly! Download the font here, because my signature looks crappy without it.
Useful Info
Who's online: Alex the weeb, Zeckemyro, Notsmashfanatall, RandomGame57, Dogleader, Ninja1167, Thiccplant, Shinyman337, Suna, Omega Tyrant, Wiifitkid, SuperOreoCookie
LADIES & GENTS! Come to the Smash Arena and vote on Round 132: Bayonetta vs. Sora! |
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Userboxes, etc.
Air Conditioner | |||||||||||||||||||||
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Dispute Handling | 45% | ||||||||||||||||||||
Smash Skill | 10% | ||||||||||||||||||||
Smash Knowledge | 60% | ||||||||||||||||||||
Spelling/Grammar | 100% | ||||||||||||||||||||
Typing Speed | 65% | ||||||||||||||||||||
Wikipresence | 90% | ||||||||||||||||||||
Wikiskill | 85% | ||||||||||||||||||||
Basic Attributes | |||||||||||||||||||||
Controller Of Zed | This user has rollback. | ||||||||||||||||||||
Firefence | This user takes 50% less damage from Flame attacks. | ||||||||||||||||||||
Flamethrower | This user's Flame attacks are twice as likely to spread. | ||||||||||||||||||||
I R Seeing You | This user uses the IRC. | ||||||||||||||||||||
Icy Veins | This user's Flame attacks deal minimal damage. | ||||||||||||||||||||
Mr. Vulcan | This user's Logic attacks deal 33% more damage. | ||||||||||||||||||||
Notoriety | This user is a significant contributor. | ||||||||||||||||||||
Photographer | This user can upload screenshots. | ||||||||||||||||||||
Rasterizer | This user can create .png images. | ||||||||||||||||||||
Troll Roll | This user's Troll attacks deal 50% more damage. | ||||||||||||||||||||
Vigilant Noctivigant | This user is often around while the rest of the wiki is asleep. | ||||||||||||||||||||
Other Attributes | |||||||||||||||||||||
Awesome Ness | This user is a massive EarthBound fan. | ||||||||||||||||||||
Calculator | This user is good at math. | ||||||||||||||||||||
Da Na Na Na | This user likes video game music a bit too much. | ||||||||||||||||||||
和我为它骄傲! | This user is Chinese. | ||||||||||||||||||||
Look, a Distraction! | This user just wasted your time by making you look at his userboxes. | ||||||||||||||||||||
Objection! | This user is also a massive Phoenix Wright fan. | ||||||||||||||||||||
Procrastinator | This user can never think of what to do next on SmashWiki. | ||||||||||||||||||||
User-Boxed In | This user makes too many userboxes. | ||||||||||||||||||||
vandalism is badass lol | This user is infuriated by vandals of any wiki. | ||||||||||||||||||||
Very Strange | This shiny happy user can and will sneak references to musicians he enjoys listening to in regular speech. |
This user is mysterious and shadowy. |
This user wishes Pokémon were real. |
This user doesn't care about superdetailed graphics. |
This user can't let you do that, Star Fox! |
This user can't sing. |
This user lives and breathes EarthBound. |
This user is a theist. |
This user wishes Nintendo released Mother 3 in the US, just like pretty much everyone else. |
This user wishes he could copy others' abilities. |
This user thinks Mario is great but sucks in Brawl. |
This user believes that violence is not the answer. |
This user prefers cold to heat. |
This user is too slow. |
This user is a pyromaniac. |
This user REALLY wishes Pokémon were real. |
This user checks his G-Diffuser systems. |
This user makes predictions for SSB4 that won't happen in the 21st century. |
This user thinks that this guy should've been in every Smash Bros. game. |
This user makes video game references in regular speech. |
This user only has Zelda games with this guy in them. |
This user can't read Japanese. |
This user likes cool robots. |
This user thinks Meta Knight is more ninja than Sheik. |
This user is overshadowed by better users on the wiki. |
This user punches people too often. |
This user only played an M-rated game once in his life and hated it. |
This user enjoys 8-bit music. |
This user is a highway star. |
˙uʍop ǝpısdn ǝq ʇɥbıɯ ɹǝsn sıɥ⊥ |
This user is having trouble thinking of new userboxes. |
This user has rollbackery but does not want adminship. |
This user does suppose "Air Conditioner: SmashWiki Staff" would look nice on the NIWA forums, though. |
However, this user still wouldn't make an RfA unless something huge happened. |
...At this point, this user has rambled on and on about adminship for way too long. |
This user really hates it when other people steal his userboxes and/or his jokes. |
This user is trying to figure out how the hell to organize these userboxes. |
This user is actually a genius. |
This user is paranoid. He may also have OCD. He's not quite sure. |
File:MushroomyBlock.png | This user has bad memory. |
This user... Wh-wh-where am I? What am I writing? WHO am I? |
This user does not take kindly to megalomaniacs. |
When a userbox's text is so long that it messes up the formatting of this entire section, then... |
This user is one of the only people on Earth who still use proper spelling and grammar. |
This user can be quite random at times. |
This user's friends are starting to make him question his sanity. |
This is an example of a userbox. This user urges you to use this as a template and to stop stealing his. |
This user is obsessed with music. |
This user has just gotten over his userbox addiction! Oh, wait... Aw, shit. |
This user's weapon of choice is a hammer. |
File:KirbySymbol.png | This user owns two IRC channels, both with the same name. |
File:DS.jpg | This user loves the DSi. |
This user doesn't actually have a DSi. He has a DS Lite and a 3DS. |
This user has made signatures for at least two users. |
Random Stuff
Current SmashWiki References In My Copy of Pokémon White Version 2
Rival: Ethan
Team
AirCon, Samurott
Toast, Magnezone
Vincent, Stoutland
RoyboyX, Lucario
Lt4, Sawsbuck
JamesHeart, Krokorok
Confined to the Box
Bandit, Foongus
KtA, Marill
Toomai, Sigilyph
Havoc, Absol
Luna, Lunatone (insert rant from Luna here about how he got a crappy Pokémon named after him, even though with a name like "Luna," he was practically asking for it)
Ltg. Blue, Zebstrika
Cp. Falcon, Ducklett
Miles, Minccino
There are some more but I forget them.
(Last Updated at 14:41, 30 March 2013 (EDT))
My Video Game Collection
Hover over some ratings for an explanation.
Game | Comments | Rating |
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GENETOS | Seriously, a great indie game. And did I mention it's completely free? | 90 |
Super Mario World | A great game, but honestly, I never enjoyed 2D Mario that much. Probably because I sucked at it. | 84 |
Pokémon Snap | My first Pokémon game ever. I loved it. | 92 |
Pokémon Stadium | My second Pokémon game ever. I loved it. | 89 |
Portal | AAAH IT MAKES ME DIZZY | 88 |
Pokémon Sapphire and Emerald | Gave me my first bitter taste of reality when my Emerald got corrupted right after I beat the Elite Four. | 90 (S), 95 (E) |
Pokémon Pearl and Platinum | I've played it for a lot and got my whole team to Lv. 100. | 93 (P), 98 (Pt) |
The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass | My first Zelda game. Sorry I said Zelda sucks. This game convinced me otherwise. | 95 |
Super Smash Bros. Brawl | I'm not going to write some sappy essay about an issue of Nintendo Power or something. Fact is, I looked at the cover, said, "Oh, cool, Mario and Pikachu in the same game," and bought it. It's one of my favorite games now. | 99 |
Super Mario 64 | My first video game ever. I was a really little kid, and I blame the Boos for my fear of ghosts which continues to this day. | 88 |
Super Mario Galaxy (1 and 2) | The two Mario games that made me a Mario fan. | 96 (1), 98 (2) |
EarthBound | The best game ever in the history of the planet. 'Nuff said. | 100 |
Mother 3 | A very worthy successor to EarthBound, although I combo like shit. | 97 |
Mario & Luigi: Partners In Time | This game is an amazing RPG. | 95 |
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story | With great humor and a killer soundtrack, how could you not like this? | 96 |
Pokémon HeartGold | This was a great game, which I forgot to finish. | 94 |
New Super Mario Bros. | For a brief moment, I was good at 2D Mario. | 84 |
Super Mario All-Stars 25th Anniversary Edition | Proof that I suck balls at 2D Mario. | 82 |
AudioSurf | A truly underrated gem of a PC game. | 98 |
VVVVVV | A nostalgia-inducing indie PC platformer. | 93 |
Elite Beat Agents | TAKE OUT YOUR WALLET AND GO BUY THIS GAME NOW | 96 |
Call of Duty: World at War | IT SCARRED ME FOR LIFE | 41 |
Call of Duty: Black Ops | IT'S SHIT | 3 |
The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks | This game is good, though a bit overrated. | 86 |
Ace Attorney series (as a whole) | The games are all so similar, so I'll just lump them together into this. The Ace Attorney series is the world's best visual novel series. You are getting very sleepy. You are going to a game store. You are taking out your wallet. You are buying the first game of the series. | 93/89/96/92/96 |
Professor Layton series (as a whole) | These games are some of the best puzzle games you will ever play. | 87/93/95/??/?? |
Plants Vs. Zombies | I usually hate tower defense, but this game is great. | 91 |
Sonic Unleashed | Am I the only one that liked the night stages? | 91 |
Sonic Colors | BUY THIS GAME. IT IS A MIND-BLOWING SONIC GAME (YES, GOOD SONIC GAMES STILL EXIST) | 93 |
Pokémon White | It's good, but I feel like it's missing something the other games of the series had... | 83 |
Super Paper Mario | I was obsessed with this game for a good part of 2011. | 97 |
Mario Kart Wii | A game made after 1995 my dad actually likes? IMPOSSIBLE! | 94 |
Mario Kart 7 | I've played this game to death. | 96 |
Kirby's Epic Yarn | A uniquely sickeningly sweet graphical style doesn't stop this from being a great platformer. | 90 |
Star Fox | HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY THIS GAME | 79 |
Street Fighter II | Decent, but not the best. | 81 |
U.N. Squadron | A classic. | 86 |
Yoshi's Island DS | A decent game, although I can't get past Bessie Bass. | 87 |
Kirby Super Star Ultra | An amazing remake. | 93 |
Mario Kart DS | I picked it up again recently, had to get over the shock of how different everything looked... | 90 |
The Legendary Starfy | A mostly okay game with a problem so many other games have: Too easy levels, too hard final boss. | 86 |
Advance Wars: Dual Strike | There should have been a crossover with Pokémon and this game instead of Nobunaga's Ambition. | 89 |
Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land | Good, but pretty average. | 88 |
Tetris DS | A fascinating game with many references to the early days of Nintendo. | 93 |
New Super Mario Bros. Wii | Exhibit A in the case Mario v. Air Conditioner, where I was sued by Mario for killing him way too much. | 88 |
Super Mario 3D Land | A perfect balance between the best of 2D Mario and 3D Mario. | 94 |
Rhythm Heaven | Proof I'm musically incompetent. | 87 |
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team | A decent spinoff. | 90 |
Pokémon Ranger: Shadows of Almia | It's a very underrated Pokémon spinoff game. | 91 |
Scribblenauts (both games) | Simply stunning. With everything from meme references to obscure objects, this game has it all! | 92/97 |
The World Ends With You | A great RPG. I suck at it, though. | 94 |
Pokémon White Version 2 | Simply fucking mindblowing. Seriously, get this game. You'll be glad you did. | 99 |
Cave Story | Freeware. Good game. Don't know why RD hates its fanbase so much. | 96 |
Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden | So, this is a freeware RPG where you're playing as Charles Barkley in 2053, in post-cyberapocalyptic Neo New York. The save points are all weeaboos, and whenever you try to save, they spout out long rants about Japanese |
93 |
Mari0 | (Mario x Portal)+Minecraft+My Little Pony. What are you waiting for, go download this now! | 95 |
Not Tetris | Tetris! With realistic physics! | 88 |
Yume Nikki | This is one of the strangest games you will ever play. However, that does not mean it is one of the best games you will ever play. Far from it, in fact. | 62 |
Spelunky | The game that would result if La-Mulana and Spelunker got drunk and had a baby, it is simplistic, yet strangely difficult and addictive. | 94 |
N | Decent platformer, pretty generic, really. | 85 |
Not Pacman | It's kind of like Not Tetris, only with Pacman instead of Tetris, which is to say it's not like Tetris at all... Daah, forget it. | 83 |
In Which SmashWiki Is Rearranged
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Some random contributions
I never really got the point of listing your major contributions on your userpage, but since other users seem to, here you go.
Created TommyGreenShirt, Nick Riddle, Atomsk, HolyNightmare, Otori, Slhoka, MetalPat and DLA.
Fixed spelling and grammar mistakes on many various articles.
Created Category:Date and time templates and Category:Rumors.
Removed all red links on List of stickers (complete list).
Fixed, and continues to fix, many double redirects and uncategorized pages as they pop up.
Created Template:S, Template:AllGames, and Template:Color, which are really underused for some reason.
Added YouTube links to Music (SSBM) and Music (SSB).
Plus a bunch of other random crap nobody cares about.
Protips
PROTIP: Shameless plugs for anyone are NOT tolerated.
Random Image
Please note that if any image I upload is used in an "image caption contest" of some sort, I will attempt to feed the contest's host through a wood chipper.
Note: More random image options coming soon.
Languages I Can Speak
English, obviously.
I can speak fluent Chinese and read basic Chinese.
I can speak and read limited Japanese (especially kanji).
I can speak and read basic Spanish.
I cannot read Korean. I can speak very limited Korean. (Yes, I do know more than "Gangnam Style".)
Air Conditioner: On Other Wikis
Primary
SmashWiki (rollbacker)
JoCopedia (moderator)
Secondary
WikiBound (standard user)
Wikipedia (standard user)
Tertiary
Explain XKCD Wiki (standard user)
Occasionally
MarioWiki (standard user)
Icaruspedia (standard user)
Nintendo Wiki (standard user)
Wait, I have an account here?
Bulbapedia (standard user)
F-Zero Wiki (standard user)
Other Online Hangouts
Trivia
- AirCon doesn't actually have Kid Icarus: Uprising, but hopes to get it someday.
- AirCon's favorite kitchen utensil is the spork.
- AirCon is an amateur Let's Player; however, he keeps procrastinating when making the next episode.
- AirCon is shit at Brawl and loses to Lv6 CPUs.
- AirCon believes the most underrated movies ever are 和你在一起 and Across the Universe.
- AirCon's vast empire of IRC channels he is op on spans eight channels across two servers.
- AirCon is always on the lookout for double redirects.
- AirCon has no idea why the hell he is writing this trivia section in third person.
- Despite being Chinese, AirCon has six Korean songs on his iPod and no Chinese songs.
- This is because Chinese songs suck.
- AirCon does this even though he can't understand Korean.
- This is because Chinese songs suck.
- Since AirCon is astoundingly tone-deaf, he is immune to bad music, at the cost of being unable to sing.
- This does not mean he doesn't hate it, it just doesn't make his ears bleed.
- His friends' comments on his singing include "Freddie Mercury is rolling in his grave right now" and "I did not know someone could possibly be that tone-deaf."
- Since AirCon likes nearly all music/games/TV shows/websites/similar forms of entertainment, he judges songs based on how quickly he gets bored with it (anywhere from "one-quarter of the way through" to "a really long time.")
- AirCon's mentality on the world is that "Most people are idiots."
- AirCon is also very, very pissed off by idiots.
- This does not make for a very good combination.
- AirCon is also very, very pissed off by idiots.
- AirCon thinks NIWA's users are awesome and amazingly competent... for the most part.
- AirCon still runs Windows XP, which is better than Windows 7 and Vista, despite what Toast might tell you.
- AirCon is always at war with at least one SmashWiki user.
- AirCon thinks Queen is an example of stereo sound done right.
- AirCon thinks the Beatles' "remasters" are examples of stereo sound done wrong.
- AirCon dislikes smoke.
- The one thing AirCon has to say is this: 这是中文,不是日语。これは中国語ではない、それは日本語です。 이건 중국어한국어 아니고. 了解其中的差别。 감사, エアコン.
- If you could read that without a translator, good for you. Now go find someone who cares.
- If you did use a translator, that's perfectly fine. I'm not the kind of person that says someone sucks just because they want to know information written in a language they can't understand.
- AirCon shamelessly promotes games/musicians he likes, but only if they're indie games/musicians and rely on word of mouth to get popularity.
- AirCon has various subpage ideas floating around his head, none of which are necessarily good.
- None of the trivia here is actually relevant.
Subpages
Rules of #sw · Thoughts on Music · Nothing to see here · Really, I swear, nothing · I said nothing, why are you still looking?! · My worst(?) idea · SmashWiki, now a country · SmashWiki, now an RPG · A bunch of boring lists and stuff · Music to fit the moodOCD Trivia tests · To-do list · A page everyone should see, I'm not even kidding
Main Userpage
Right here
Interesting Other Userpages
A user respected by the community · A user not so respected by the community · Best friend's page · Other best friend's page
Yet Another Best Friend's Page · Page of an osu! obsessed user · A crazy pervert's page ·A crazy Dutch person's page