User:Toomai

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It is absolutely paradoxical; we cannot understand it, and we don't know what it means, but we have proved it, and therefore we know it must be the truth. —Benjamin Peirce
Toomai
Toomai
Skill Other Better than all the casuals, worse than all the competitives
Additional info
Birth date (age 29)
Location Peterborough, ON Canada

General Stuff[edit]

Since I've never played Smash Bros. offline with anyone near my skill level, I have no idea how good I really am - though I can take a decent guess that I wouldn't be able to beat anyone with a properly competitive mindset. That said, as a point of comparision, here is a list of other game-related things I've accomplished:
(any hard numbers are probably out of date)

  • I've cleared the 1P Game of SSB64 on Very Hard (albeit needing all 5 stock), a run that included earning No Damage versus Master Hand.
  • I've beaten Events 50 and 51 in SSBM with every character.
  • I've collected all trophies in SSBM (that can be obtained without hacking).
  • I've cleared the Subspace Emissary 100% on Hard without stickers.
  • I've cleared the Subspace Emissary on Intense.
  • I'm a 50% For Glory player. See here.
  • I've earned all 120/150 Stars in SM64/SM64DS twice (each).
  • I've earned all the Stars in SMG and SMG2.
  • I have 5 glittering stars in SM3DL and SM3DW.
  • I'm 550-183 in MKDS online without snaking, as well as being a triple star.
  • I've a Vs Rating of over 8000 in MK Wii, with a Battle Rating of over 7500. I'm also a triple star.
  • I'm 3796-2054 in MK7 online (VR over 11000), and also a triple star.
  • I have a Vs Rating somewhere above 7000 in MK8.
  • I have 200% in DKC Tropical Freeze.
  • I can beat Banjo-Kazooie 100% in under 5 and a half hours without dying (without a strategy).
  • I can beat Banjo-Tooie 100% without a Turbo controller.
  • I own The Legend Of Zelda: Collector's Edition and have beaten three of the four full games it contains.
  • I've beaten Metroid Prime and MP2: Echoes on Hard, with 100% on each. (GCN versions)
  • I've beaten the Elite 4 in Pokémon Pearl with a team of around level 47.
  • At one point, I was ranked 3rd on the Guacamelee (PC) leaderboards for Normal mode 100% speed runs (2:33:38) and 1st for Hard mode 100% speed runs (3:21:56).

Global Smash Power[edit]

Global Smash Power
Category Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS Super Smash Bros. for Wii U
Smash Run 4,390,246
Solo Classic 4,391,226 2,116,908
Group Classic
Solo All-Star 3,979,782 1,705,649
Group All-Star
Target Blast 3,670,441 1,257,042
Home-Run Contest 3,942,049 1,578,730
Co-op Home-Run Contest
Solo 10-Man Smash 3,314,901 1,020,761
Solo 100-Man Smash 3,412,101 697,501
Solo 3-Minute Smash 2,559,801 245,451
Solo Rival Smash 2,565,467 664,645
Solo Endless Smash 2,640,567 593,401
Solo Cruel Smash 1,349,201 794,651
Group 10-Man Smash
Group 100-Man Smash
Group 3-Minute Smash
Group Endless Smash
Group Cruel Smash
Solo Trophy Rush 3,451,170 1,074,894
Co-op Trophy Rush
Total 4,464,521 2,132,151
Last updated 11:29, 9 April 2016 (EDT) 11:29, 9 April 2016 (EDT)

Other Stuff[edit]

  • It's pronounced "two-may", not "two-my". Not that it really matters.
  • None of the quotes at the top of this page are just throw-ins. They all have some sort of meaning. (Although sometimes that meaning is just "Toomai has a sense of humour".)
  • People on the IRC tend to call me "toom", or use "0" instead of "o", or do other things to mention me without pinging me. I will never understand why.
  • My "away" name on the IRC, "IAmOot", has nothing to do with Ocarina of Time. It's a combination of a Canadian joke and a lucky reversal.
  • No, you cannot have my offline name, or my face, or my address, or anything of the sort. Only those who are fading and those who are fools ruin their own mystique.

Game list/history[edit]

See this subpage.

Friend codes etc.[edit]

May be incomplete, may be not. No idea.

3DS 4382-2548-1945
Nintendo Network Toomai
SSBB 4081-5247-2514
Mario Kart Wii 1461-6656-9884
Glimmergarage (Mario Kart 7 community) 45-6512-1181-1168
Steam name Toomai_Glittershine
Steam ID 76561198013182579

My current lag situation appears to be: Good

  • Bulbapedia
  • Donkey Kong Wiki
  • Icaruspedia
  • Lylat Wiki
  • NintendoWiki
  • Nookipedia
  • Pikipedia
  • SmashWiki
  • Super Mario Wiki
  • WiKirby
  • Zelda Wiki

Userboxes[edit]

MarioIcon(SSB4-U).png This user is the big cheese.
LuigiIcon(SSB4-U).png This user is tall and skinny.
DrMarioIcon(SSB4-U).png This user avoids doctors.
PeachIcon(SSB4-U).png This user couldn't care less about "fashion" or what's "in".
RosalinaIcon(SSB4-U).png This user is astronomical.
BowserIcon(SSB4-U).png This user is persistent, albeit slow.
BowserJrIcon(SSB4-U).png This user can't stand entitled brats.
YoshiIcon(SSB4-U).png This user is sensitive to smells.
WarioIcon(SSB4-U).png This user has no hygiene and doesn't care in the least.
DonkeyKongIcon(SSB4-U).png This user does not like ties.
DiddyKongIcon(SSB4-U).png This user believes that Banjo and Kazooie deserve to be Smashers.
LinkIcon(SSB4-U).png This user likes predictable sequels more than change-for-the-sake-of-change ones.
YoungLinkIcon(SSBM).png This user drinks a lot of milk.
ToonLinkIcon(SSB4-U).png This user has a big head.
ZeldaIcon(SSB4-U).png This user has two distinct personalities.
SheikIcon(SSB4-U).png This user has a nonzero amount of ninja.
GanondorfIcon(SSB4-U).png This user has both too much and too little power.
SamusIcon(SSB4-U).png This user works best alone.
ZeroSuitSamusIcon(SSB4-U).png This user is a klutz.
KirbyIcon(SSB4-U).png This user sees "kiddy" and "family-friendly" as sour grapes labels from supposed "hardcore" gamers.
MetaKnightIcon(SSB4-U).png This user is faceless.
KingDededeIcon(SSB4-U).png This user drops the hammer.
FoxIcon(SSB4-U).png Only this user has the brains to rule here.
FalcoIcon(SSB4-U).png This user thinks a cloned Final Smash is among the worst possible insults to a character.
WolfIcon(SSBB).png This user has never played a game he thinks he couldn't improve.
PikachuIcon(SSB4-U).png This user is ambivalent towards ketchup.
JigglypuffIcon(SSB4-U).png This user has an extremely powerful musical mind.
PichuIcon(SSBM).png This user thinks it's rude to remove playable characters from future fighting games.
MewtwoIcon(SSB4-U).png This user is the original, not the duplicate.
PokémonTrainerIcon(SSBB).png This user is super effective.
SquirtleIcon(SSBB).png This user dislikes water.
IvysaurIcon(SSBB).png This user hates the outdoors.
CharizardIcon(SSB4-U).png This user chooses preference over performance.
LucarioIcon(SSB4-U).png This user dislikes traditional fighting games.
GreninjaIcon(SSB4-U).png This user hides in the shadows.
CaptainFalconIcon(SSB4-U).png This user is male.
NessIcon(SSB4-U).png This user is a nonconformist.
LucasIcon(SSB4-U).png This user is a wimp.
IceClimbersIcon(SSBB).png This user is vulnerable to low temperatures.
MarthIcon(SSB4-U).png This user prefers to remain at a distance.
LucinaIcon(SSB4-U).png This user respects the timey-wimey.
RoyIcon(SSB4-U).png This user has annoying sweetspots.
IkeIcon(SSB4-U).png This user has no sympathy.
RobinIcon(SSB4-U).png This user has a large vocabulary.
CorrinIcon(SSB4-U).png This user hates games with any more than a single canon plot.
MrGame&WatchIcon(SSB4-U).png This user is probably of the last generation that can appreciate the offline world.
PitIcon(SSB4-U).png This user has an arsenal.
DarkPitIcon(SSB4-U).png This user tells it like it is.
PalutenaIcon(SSB4-U).png This user is a good guy.
OlimarIcon(SSB4-U).png This user has a scientific mind.
ROBIcon(SSB4-U).png This user is bad at hardware.
LittleMacIcon(SSB4-U).png This user has reflexes.
VillagerIcon(SSB4-U).png This user has large pockets.
WiiFitTrainerIcon(SSB4-U).png This user really shouldn't be alive based on what he eats.
ShulkIcon(SSB4-U).png It is this user's duty to suffer in your stead.
DuckHuntIcon(SSB4-U).png This user enjoys your failure.
SonicIcon(SSB4-U).png This user will taunt you.
SnakeIcon(SSBB).png This user once had a huge cardboard box.
MegaManIcon(SSB4-U).png This user likes shenanigans.
Pac-ManIcon(SSB4-U).png This user dislikes paranormals.
RyuIcon(SSB4-U).png This user thinks inescapable combos are fundamentally unfair (in multiplayer games).
CloudIcon(SSB4-U).png This user thinks science went too far.
BayonettaIcon(SSB4-U).png This user is less likely to play a game that sells itself with sex appeal.

Competency Charts[edit]

I don't do this like most other users around here (though many have since stolen the format). Basically, this is how well I feel I play with each character in combination with how much fun I have playing as the character. Characters are also not sorted within blocks.

Super Smash Bros.
HardDifficulty.png EGGZ
NormalDifficulty.png Munch munch. Ker-zap. Ping shot.
EasyDifficulty.png u-smash ftw PHYAH JUMP PAUNCH Bleah. Flippy spinny sword dude. Nah. Press B to shoot. Yes! Wonk.
Super Smash Bros. Melee
IntenseDifficulty.png When the chips are down... Xerox'd. Run, suckers.
VeryHardDifficulty.png Because. MOO Ninjaninjaninja POOOOM Rubbery. Tiers != skill. Tipper'd.
HardDifficulty.png You is caped. Defib'd. RAWR Big lug. Jumps like lead tires I dunno. Get back here! KABOOOM Take a number.
NormalDifficulty.png MISFIYAH Get some running shoes. Fun, but wonky. Lightning in a shot glass. Zee-woom boing.
EasyDifficulty.png Falls too fast Flap your wings, you dolt.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
IntenseDifficulty.png He's the man. Sucks to be you. High voltage. Dwarf tossing.
VeryHardDifficulty.png The sound of frying pans in the morning. Puts the "r" in "fat". I POGO U Must be the boots. I is a ninja. U cant see i. All the power, none of the "Tick!"s. ITS KIRBEH CLOBBRIN TIEM USE MARKER SCRIBBLE Shorts! Ninja + turtle != Ninja Turtle. If Solarbeam was Light-type... Careful with those rocks, Mr. Fire/Flying. POKE YOU IS NOT RAGNELL'S FRIEND
HardDifficulty.png The man who jumps. RAWR etc. Mr. Muscles. Yes he did. OLD JOKE A wind sock. On his head. A hamfist...that shoots explosives. Don't do it. She has lawyers. And a gun. Take a chill pill. Final Smash cutscene? Go back to your TV and chips. RIP-OFF POUNDPOUND Who says retro doesn't improve? Triple-beep and a static.
NormalDifficulty.png Ho ha hee hay hoo. Get back in your cockpit. He has some ups, that's for definite. Let's go to O'Donnell's. No comment. I would sue Lucas. The annoynace. If at first you don't succeed - use more explosives.
EasyDifficulty.png YOU'RE TOO FAST
Super Smash Bros. 4
IntenseDifficulty.png ...oeuf? Kirb is the word. Not a Bearded Amprat.
VeryHardDifficulty.png "Hey Bowser never kicks anything ever, let's give him kicks!" ow you punched my air pocket DISRESPEK *HAMMER* puddin' puttin' Look out he's loose! UHNF! He don't need your stinkin' textures. Less fun, still effective. Against the odds!
HardDifficulty.png Mario? MD, or DM? She does not give one single crap about you. Refusing to fight without tech backup is indeed his schtick. Insert fat joke here. Real 'rang plz. Can't swim worth a poop. Alphabetically-challenged. Broken chain. The equalizer. They hit real hard. Someone has ideals of bench-pressing Thwomps. What's your favourite kind of chocolate? Pick up all the things.
NormalDifficulty.png Squeaky feet. Medium-rare. Who needs closeups? Don't be such a big baby. Of course he's too good, it's in his job description. Rocks the socks box. That are be Falco. It's Mewtwo. Watered down. He has a big head and little arms. whatever, mom *shimmering noise* marfa 4 n00bz Book it. *heavily indifferent shrug* Get clubbed. Flaming farts. I don't think a fitness freak invented power steering. Quackers. This town ain't big enough for the two of us quirky retro weirdo-prop-users. This isn't a Kirby game
EasyDifficulty.png An insulting waste of a character design. Not even fun. Booooooring Didn't we fire you? I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! Effective. Boring. I don't play this game to learn combos
MiiBrawlerIcon(SSB4-3).png MiiSwordfighterIcon(SSB4-3).png MiiGunnerIcon(SSB4-3).png