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(Since Pi day is coming up. Gotta remember to shorten this afterwards...)
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{{cquote|In the year 1 million and a half, human kind is enslaved by giraffe. Man must pay for all his misdeeds, when the treetops are stripped of their leaves.|cite=Futurama}}
{{cquote|In the year 1 million and a half, human kind is enslaved by giraffe. Man must pay for all his misdeeds, when the treetops are stripped of their leaves.|cite=Futurama}}
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{{cquote|A long, long time ago<br>Long before the Superbowl<br>And things like lemonade<br>The Hellenic Republic was full of smarts<br>And a question resting on the Grecian hearts was<br>What is the circumference of a circle?
But they were set on rational numbers<br>And it ranks among their biggest blunders<br>They worked on it for years<br>and confirmed one of their biggest fears<br>I can't be certain if they cried<br>When irrationality was realized<br>but something deep within them died<br>The day they discovered Pi
They were thinking...<br>Pi, Pi, mathematical Pi<br>3.141592<br>6535897<br>93238462<br>64338327 (not rounded)
Well this kind of Pi is different than most<br>It hasn't got berries, ain't spread on toast<br>And that's how it's always been<br>We keep extending its decimal places<br>Pushing our computers through their paces<br>But we'll never reach the end
So why the fascination with<br>A number whose end is just a myth<br>When's the adulation<br>For mental masturbation<br>It might have something to do with the stars<br>To calculate distances from afar<br>But that's just a guess about the way things are<br>Regarding the precision of Pi
I am pondering...<br>Pi, Pi, mathematical Pi<br>3.141592<br>6535897<br>93238462<br>64338327
Now I feel that I should mention<br>Pi is applicable in any dimension<br>At least as far as I know...<br>If there were no Pi we'd be missing things<br>Like marbles and mugs and balls of string<br>And sports such as soccer and curling.
The orbs in their celestial paths<br>Navigate along elliptical graphs<br>Ellipses have Pi in them too<br>Just one side of them has grew<br>You can see Pi in most everything<br>It's in Cornell's electron storage ring<br>and also in slinkies and other springs<br>and that's why it's important to know Pi
You should memorize...<br>Pi, Pi, mathematical Pi<br>3.141592<br>6535897<br>93238462<br>64338327
Once one night I had a dream<br>That Pi was gone and I had to scream<br>'cause all Pi things had disappeared<br>Can you imagine a world like that?<br>Circles aren't round and spheres are flat<br>It's the culmination of everything we've feared
Twas a nightmare of epic proportions<br>One that gave me brain contortions<br>Oh wait I mean contusions<br>They put me in some institutions<br>But then I escaped and now I'm free<br>To sing of the virtue of Pi
Pi, Pi, mathematical Pi<br>3.141592<br>6535897<br>93238462<br>64338327|cite=Mathematical Pi}}
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{{cquote|And the Lord said unto the children of Bettinibott: "Neither shalt thou eat the fruit of the tree that is known as the carrot tree!"|cite=The 10 commandments of Jeremoth (appendix to the apocrypha)}}
{{cquote|And the Lord said unto the children of Bedinibott: "Neither shalt thou eat the fruit of the tree that is known as the carrot tree!"|cite=The 10 commandments of Jeremoth (appendix to the apocrypha)}}
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{{cquote|It was Christmas Eve babe<br>In the drunk tank<br>When an old man said to me<br>"Won't see another one"<br>And then he sang a song<br>The rare old mountain dew<br>I turned my face away<br>And dreamed about you.
{{cquote|<!--It was Christmas Eve babe<br>In the drunk tank<br>When an old man said to me<br>"Won't see another one"<br>And then he sang a song<br>The rare old mountain dew<br>I turned my face away<br>And dreamed about you.


Got on a lucky one<br>Came in 18 to 1<br>I've got a feeling<br>This year's for me and you<br>So happy Christmas<br>I love you baby<br>I can see a better time<br>When all our dreams come true.
Got on a lucky one<br>Came in 18 to 1<br>I've got a feeling<br>This year's for me and you<br>So happy Christmas<br>I love you baby<br>I can see a better time<br>When all our dreams come true.
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The boys of the NYPD choir were singing Galway Bay<br>And the bells were ringing out for Christmas day.
The boys of the NYPD choir were singing Galway Bay<br>And the bells were ringing out for Christmas day.


You're a bum, you're a punk<br>You're an old slut on junk<br>Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed<br>You scumbag you maggot<br>You cheap lousy f<nowiki></nowiki>aggot<br>Happy Christmas your arse I pray god it's our last!
-->You're a bum, you're a punk<br>You're an old slut on junk<br>Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed<br>You scumbag you maggot<br>You cheap lousy f<nowiki></nowiki>aggot<br>Happy Christmas your arse I pray god it's our last!<!--


The boys of the NYPD choir still singing Galway Bay<br>And the bells are ringing out for Christmas day.
The boys of the NYPD choir still singing Galway Bay<br>And the bells are ringing out for Christmas day.
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I could have been someone<br>Well so could anyone<br>You took my dreams from me<br>When I first found you<br>I kept them with me babe<br>I put them with my own<br>Can't make it all alone<br>I built my dreams around you.
I could have been someone<br>Well so could anyone<br>You took my dreams from me<br>When I first found you<br>I kept them with me babe<br>I put them with my own<br>Can't make it all alone<br>I built my dreams around you.


The boys of the NYPD choir still singing Galway Bay<br>And the bells are ringing out for Christmas day.|cite=Fairytale of New York}}
The boys of the NYPD choir still singing Galway Bay<br>And the bells are ringing out for Christmas day.-->|cite=Fairytale of New York}}
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Hello all, I am Alex: long time editor, Jigglypuff main, weeb.

I test stuff a lot, so if you ever need anything tested, let me know (because testing stuff is my life).

My Discord tag is Alex the weeb#2999 and I am active on this Discord server. I also technically have a twitter, @Examinee623, but it's a highly unprofessional account, which does not represent the Wiki.

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