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Air Conditioner

Joined February 3, 2012
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Revision as of 21:47, February 23, 2013 by Air Conditioner (talk | contribs)


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“ ...I hate you all. ”
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IkeGreatAether.jpg Careful! This user has rollback and therefore has some control of teh phire! (How does an air conditioner get the fire? Did it overheat?)
Air Conditioner "CondenserCoil"
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Character info
Melee main Mewtwo
Brawl mains Ness, Kirby
Other Brawl characters Pikachu, Toon Link
Personal and other info
Real name Alex Fakelastname
Birth date (age 25)
Location Taking you down, because I'm going to United States
Miscellaneous info
Skill Other Best of the Worst

Air Conditioner (エアコン Eakon) is a SmashWiki user, but everyone calls him AirCon. He mains Ness and Kirby in SSBB. His favorite game series are EarthBound, Mario, Pokémon, and Super Smash Bros. He is 14. He is available to brawl any day of the week that does not have the letter "y" in it. In addition, you can't read this without highlighting or looking at the wikicode! Mwahaha! Since he has this long intro paragraph to write, he strongly suggests that you click this link, or maybe visit someone else's userpage. He claims that you should hide the Table of Contents as it messes up the formatting, but he doesn't feel like using __NOTOC__.

Short version of above

Things that describe me:

  • Nintendo fan
  • Beatlemaniac
  • Rollbacker
  • Music-obsessed
  • Rap hater
  • Liberal
  • Wiki enthusiast
  • Fluent in sarcasm
  • Likes Jonathan Coulton
  • Dangerously insane
  • Doesn't know why he's even making this list

Even shorter version of the above

I enjoy music, the Internet and video games.

Even shorter version of the above

CAN YOU REALLY NOT READ ONE SINGLE SENTENCE? Screw you, you lazy idiot.

Tier List

Tested by fighting countless CPUs. Omega Tyrant said this kind of thing was inaccurate, but it's the best I've got.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl
     
                                   
                               
   
   

AC's Music Corner

Each video below is an AMAZING piece of music! This one is unique, because YOU, the SmashWiki user, will get to add two videos to this! Rules for adding:
1. You cannot add something composed for a movie or TV show, unless in special cases, such as the Beatles' Magical Mystery Tour. VGM is perfectly okay, though.
2. When you add your video, make sure to put "Added by (your username)" at the end.
3. It MUST be a single piece of music in your video. This means you too, RD.
If I hate it, or it does not follow the above rules, it will be deleted.
Also, there seems to be a problem with comments getting "disjointed" from the actual video, so if a comment appears that makes no sense given the video, pay no attention to it.

<youtube>Oaf2gUhy74o</youtube>
AirCon's Comment: Step 1: Play this. Step 2: Feel like a hick.

See this

for the Rules of #sw.

for my thoughts on music of all kinds.

for the best edits ever made by SmashWikidians. Okay, maybe not. Actually, it depends on your definition of a good edit...

for what would happen if everyone on SW ran a state...

for God knows what...

for what users' stats would be if SmashWiki was an RPG.

for an attempt to enhance the SmashWiki experience through signatures.

for trivia quizzes on various subjects. If you get all questions correct, please seek professional help.

for something like Shwido's IRC conversations page, only for Mafia. (Maintained by Toomai but started by me)

for some music given what's happening right now.

for some stuff I'm planning on doing at one point or another.

Future Subpages

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My signature

Air Conditioner   (ToastUltimatum made the original and I modified it when I changed my username.)

Hate my sig? You're not looking at it correctly! Download the font here, because my signature looks crappy without it.

Useful Info

Who's online: Hydreigonfan01, Alex the weeb, The Other Jared, Thegameandwatch, SuperPopo, The Jacketed Terrapin, CanvasK, Wesley, Vityee, Anthony1996, Abbaschand, Aidanzapunk, Pallukun

 
  LADIES & GENTS! Come to the Smash Arena and vote on Round 132: Bayonetta vs. Sora!  


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Userboxes, etc.

Air Conditioner
                                           
Dispute Handling 45%    
Smash Skill 10%    
Smash Knowledge 60%    
Spelling/Grammar 100%  
Typing Speed 65%    
Wikipresence 90%    
Wikiskill 85%    
Basic Attributes
Controller Of Zed This user has rollback.
Firefence This user takes 50% less damage from Flame attacks.
Flamethrower This user's Flame attacks are twice as likely to spread.
I R Seeing You This user uses the IRC.
Icy Veins This user's Flame attacks deal minimal damage.
Mr. Vulcan This user's Logic attacks deal 33% more damage.
Notoriety This user is a significant contributor.
Photographer This user can upload screenshots.
Rasterizer This user can create .png images.
Troll Roll This user's Troll attacks deal 50% more damage.
Vigilant Noctivigant This user is often around while the rest of the wiki is asleep.
Other Attributes
Awesome Ness This user is a massive EarthBound fan.
Calculator This user is good at math.
Da Na Na Na This user likes video game music a bit too much.
和我为它骄傲! This user is Chinese.
Look, a Distraction! This user just wasted your time by making you look at his userboxes.
Objection! This user is also a massive Phoenix Wright fan.
Procrastinator This user can never think of what to do next on SmashWiki.
User-Boxed In This user makes too many userboxes.
vandalism is badass lol This user is infuriated by vandals of any wiki.
Very Strange This shiny happy user can and will sneak references to musicians he enjoys listening to in regular speech.
  This user is mysterious and shadowy.
  This user wishes Pokémon were real.
  This user doesn't care about superdetailed graphics.
  This user can't let you do that, Star Fox!
  This user can't sing.
  This user lives and breathes EarthBound.
  This user is a theist.
  This user wishes Nintendo released Mother 3 in the US, just like pretty much everyone else.
  This user wishes he could copy others' abilities.
  This user thinks Mario is great but sucks in Brawl.
  This user believes that violence is not the answer.
  This user prefers cold to heat.
  This user is too slow.
  This user is a pyromaniac.
  This user REALLY wishes Pokémon were real.
  This user checks his G-Diffuser systems.
  This user makes predictions for SSB4 that won't happen in the 21st century.
  This user thinks that this guy should've been in every Smash Bros. game.
  This user makes video game references in regular speech.
  This user only has Zelda games with this guy in them.
  This user can't read Japanese.
  This user likes cool robots.
  This user thinks Meta Knight is more ninja than Sheik.
  This user is overshadowed by better users on the wiki.
  This user punches people too often.
  This user only played an M-rated game once in his life and hated it.
  This user enjoys 8-bit music.
  This user is a highway star.
  ˙uʍop ǝpısdn ǝq ʇɥbıɯ ɹǝsn sıɥ⊥
  This user is having trouble thinking of new userboxes.
  This user has rollbackery but does not want adminship.
  This user does suppose "Air Conditioner: SmashWiki Staff" would look nice on the NIWA forums, though.
  However, this user still wouldn't make an RfA unless something huge happened.
  ...At this point, this user has rambled on and on about adminship for way too long.
  This user really hates it when other people steal his userboxes and/or his jokes.
  This user is trying to figure out how the hell to organize these userboxes.
  This user is actually a genius.
  This user is paranoid. He may also have OCD. He's not quite sure.
File:MushroomyBlock.png This user has bad memory.
  This user... Wh-wh-where am I? What am I writing? WHO am I?
  This user does not take kindly to megalomaniacs.
  When a userbox's text is so long that it messes up the formatting of this entire section, then...
  This user is one of the only people on Earth who still use proper spelling and grammar.
  This user can be quite random at times.
  This user's friends are starting to make him question his sanity.
  This is an example of a userbox. This user urges you to use this as a template and to stop stealing his.
  This user is obsessed with music.
  This user has just gotten over his userbox addiction! Oh, wait... Aw, shit.
  This user has been punched in the head really hard at least once. He did not enjoy it.
File:KirbySymbol.png This user owns two IRC channels, both with the same name.
File:DS.jpg This user loves the DSi.
  This user doesn't actually have a DSi. He has a DS Lite and a 3DS.


Random Stuff

Current SmashWiki References In My Copy of Pokémon White Version 2

Rival: Ethan

Team

AirCon, Samurott
Toast, Magnezone
Vincent, Stoutland
RoyboyX, Lucario
Lt4, Sawsbuck
JamesHeart, Krokorok

Confined to the Box

Bandit, Foongus
KtA, Marill
Toomai, Sigilyph
There are some more but I forget them.

(Last Updated at 21:45, 27 January 2013 (EST))

My Video Game Collection

Hover over some ratings for an explanation.

Game Comments Rating
GENETOS Seriously, a great indie game. And did I mention it's completely free? 90
Super Mario World A great game, but honestly, I never enjoyed 2D Mario that much. Probably because I sucked at it. 84
Pokémon Snap My first Pokémon game ever. I loved it. 92
Pokémon Stadium My second Pokémon game ever. I loved it. 89
Portal AAAH IT MAKES ME DIZZY 88
Pokémon Sapphire and Emerald Gave me my first bitter taste of reality when my Emerald got corrupted right after I beat the Elite Four. 90 (S), 95 (E)
Pokémon Pearl and Platinum I've played it for a lot and got my whole team to Lv. 100. 93 (P), 98 (Pt)
The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass My first Zelda game. Sorry I said Zelda sucks. This game convinced me otherwise. 95
Super Smash Bros. Brawl I'm not going to write some sappy essay about an issue of Nintendo Power or something. Fact is, I looked at the cover, said, "Oh, cool, Mario and Pikachu in the same game," and bought it. It's one of my favorite games now. 99
Super Mario 64 My first video game ever. I was a really little kid, and I blame the Boos for my fear of ghosts which continues to this day. 88
Super Mario Galaxy (1 and 2) The two Mario games that made me a Mario fan. 96 (1), 98 (2)
EarthBound The best game ever in the history of the planet. 'Nuff said. 100
Mother 3 A very worthy successor to EarthBound, although I combo like shit. 97
Mario & Luigi: Partners In Time This game is an amazing RPG. 95
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story With great humor and a killer soundtrack, how could you not like this? 96
Pokémon HeartGold This was a great game, which I forgot to finish. 94
New Super Mario Bros. For a brief moment, I was good at 2D Mario. 84
Super Mario All-Stars 25th Anniversary Edition Proof that I suck balls at 2D Mario. 82
AudioSurf A truly underrated gem of a PC game. 98
VVVVVV A nostalgia-inducing indie PC platformer. 93
Elite Beat Agents TAKE OUT YOUR WALLET AND GO BUY THIS GAME NOW 96
Call of Duty: World at War IT SCARRED ME FOR LIFE 41
Call of Duty: Black Ops IT'S SHIT 3
The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks This game is good, though a bit overrated. 86
Ace Attorney series (as a whole) The games are all so similar, so I'll just lump them together into this. The Ace Attorney series is the world's best visual novel series. You are getting very sleepy. You are going to a game store. You are taking out your wallet. You are buying the first game of the series. 93/89/96/92/96
Professor Layton series (as a whole) These games are some of the best puzzle games you will ever play. 87/93/95/??/??
Plants Vs. Zombies I usually hate tower defense, but this game is great. 91
Sonic Unleashed Am I the only one that liked the night stages? 91
Sonic Colors BUY THIS GAME. IT IS A MIND-BLOWING SONIC GAME (YES, GOOD SONIC GAMES STILL EXIST) 93
Pokémon White It's good, but I feel like it's missing something the other games of the series had... 83
Super Paper Mario I was obsessed with this game for a good part of 2011. 97
Mario Kart Wii A game made after 1995 my dad actually likes? IMPOSSIBLE! 94
Mario Kart 7 I've played this game to death. 96
Kirby's Epic Yarn A uniquely sickeningly sweet graphical style doesn't stop this from being a great platformer. 90
Star Fox HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY THIS GAME 79
Street Fighter II Decent, but not the best. 81
U.N. Squadron A classic. 86
Yoshi's Island DS A decent game, although I can't get past Bessie Bass. 87
Kirby Super Star Ultra An amazing remake. 93
Mario Kart DS I picked it up again recently, had to get over the shock of how different everything looked... 90
The Legendary Starfy A mostly okay game with a problem so many other games have: Too easy levels, too hard final boss. 86
Advance Wars: Dual Strike There should have been a crossover with Pokémon and this game instead of Nobunaga's Ambition. 89
Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land Good, but pretty average. 88
Tetris DS A fascinating game with many references to the early days of Nintendo. 93
New Super Mario Bros. Wii Exhibit A in the case Mario v. Air Conditioner, where I was sued by Mario for killing him way too much. 88
Super Mario 3D Land A perfect balance between the best of 2D Mario and 3D Mario. 94
Rhythm Heaven Proof I'm musically incompetent. 87
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team A decent spinoff. 90
Pokémon Ranger: Shadows of Almia It's a very underrated Pokémon spinoff game. 91
Scribblenauts (both games) Simply stunning. With everything from meme references to obscure objects, this game has it all! 92/97
The World Ends With You A great RPG. I suck at it, though. 94
Pokémon White Version 2 Simply fucking mindblowing. Seriously, get this game. You'll be glad you did. 99
Cave Story Freeware. Good game. Don't know why RD hates its fanbase so much. 96

In Which SmashWiki Is Rearranged

Some random contributions

I never really got the point of listing your major contributions on your userpage, but since other users seem to, here you go.

Created TommyGreenShirt, Nick Riddle, Atomsk, HolyNightmare, Otori, Slhoka, MetalPat and DLA.

Fixed spelling and grammar mistakes on many various articles.

Created Category:Date and time templates and Category:Rumors.

Removed all red links on List of stickers (complete list).

Fixed, and continues to fix, many double redirects and uncategorized pages as they pop up.

Created Template:S, which is really underused for some reason.

Added YouTube links to Music (SSBM) and Music (SSB).

Plus a bunch of other random crap nobody cares about.

Protips

PROTIP: Don't put protips on your userpage.

Random Image

Please note that if any image I upload is used in an "image caption contest" of some sort, I will attempt to feed the contest's host through a wood chipper.

 
OH GOD THEY BOTH LOOK ALIKE I DON'T KNOW WHO TO SHOOT

Note: More random image options coming soon.

Languages I Can Speak

English, obviously.

I can speak fluent Chinese and read basic Chinese.

I can speak and read limited Japanese (especially kanji).

I can speak and read basic Spanish.

I cannot read Korean. I can speak very limited Korean. (Yes, I do know more than "Gangnam Style".)

Air Conditioner: On Other Wikis

Primary

SmashWiki (rollbacker)

Secondary

WikiBound (standard user)

Explain XKCD Wiki (standard user)

JoCopedia (standard user)

Tertiary

Elite Beat Wiki (a failed project) (bureaucrat)

Wikipedia (standard user)

Nintendo Wiki (standard user)

Occasionally

MarioWiki (standard user)

Icaruspedia (standard user)

F-Zero Wiki (standard user)

Wait, I have an account here?

Bulbapedia (standard user)

Other Online Hangouts

Last.fm

Trivia

  This trivia section is excessively long.
However, if you touch it, I will get a silver hammer and you will likely get your head bashed in.
If you discuss this issue on the talk page, I will point and laugh at you. If you edit this page, then I hope you enjoy waking up strapped to a conveyor belt leading into an incinerator.
  • AirCon doesn't actually have Kid Icarus: Uprising, but hopes to get it someday.
  • AirCon's favorite kitchen utensil is the spork.
  • AirCon is an amateur Let's Player; however, he keeps procrastinating when making the next episode.
  • AirCon is shit at Brawl and loses to Lv6 CPUs.
  • AirCon believes the most underrated movies ever are 和你在一起 and Across the Universe.
  • AirCon's vast empire of IRC channels he is op on spans eight channels across two servers.
  • AirCon is always on the lookout for double redirects.
  • AirCon has no idea why the hell he is writing this trivia section in third person.
  • Despite being Chinese, AirCon has six Korean songs on his iPod and no Chinese songs.
    • This is because Chinese songs suck.
      • AirCon does this even though he can't understand Korean.
  • Since AirCon is astoundingly tone-deaf, he is immune to bad music, at the cost of being unable to sing.
    • This does not mean he doesn't hate it, it just doesn't make his ears bleed.
    • His friends' comments on his singing include "Freddie Mercury is rolling in his grave right now" and "I did not know someone could possibly be that tone-deaf."
  • Since AirCon likes nearly all music/games/TV shows/websites/similar forms of entertainment, he judges songs based on how quickly he gets bored with it (anywhere from "one-quarter of the way through" to "a really long time.")
  • AirCon's mentality on the world is that "Most people are idiots."
    • AirCon is also very, very pissed off by idiots.
      • This does not make for a very good combination.
  • AirCon thinks NIWA's users are awesome and amazingly competent... for the most part.
  • AirCon still runs Windows XP, which is better than Windows 7 and Vista, despite what Toast might tell you.
  • AirCon is always at war with at least one SmashWiki user.
  • AirCon thinks Queen is an example of stereo sound done right.
    • AirCon thinks the Beatles' "remasters" are examples of stereo sound done wrong.
  • AirCon dislikes smoke.
  • The one thing AirCon has to say is this: 这是中文，不是日语。これは中国語ではない、それは日本語です。 이건 중국어한국어 아니고. 了解其中的差别。 감사, エアコン.
    • If you could read that without a translator, good for you. Now go find someone who cares.
    • If you did use a translator, that's perfectly fine. I'm not the kind of person that says someone sucks just because they want to know information written in a language they can't understand.
  • AirCon has various subpage ideas floating around his head, none of which are necessarily good.
  • None of the trivia here is actually relevant.


Air Conditioner's Userpage and Subpages
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