User:Toomai

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Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many. —The Doctor
Toomai
ToomaiYoshiWikiClub.png
Character info
Smash 64 main Yoshi
Other Smash 64 characters Kirby, Pikachu, Random
Melee main Yoshi
Other Melee characters Kirby, Pikachu, Random
Brawl main Yoshi
Other Brawl characters Kirby, Pikachu, Olimar, Random
Personal and other info
Birth date (age 35)
Location Carleton University, ON Canada
Miscellaneous info
Skill Other Top of non-competitive supertier

PLEASE BAN ME I'LL DO ANYTHING IF YOU BAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Other Stuff

  • It's pronounced "two-may", not "two-my". Not that it really matters.
  • None of the quotes at the top of this page are just throw-ins. They all have some sort of meaning. (Although sometimes that meaning is just "Toomai has a sense of humour".)
  • People on the IRC tend to call me "toom", or use "0" instead of "o", or do other things to mention me without pinging me. It bugs me.
  • My "away" name on the IRC, "IAmOot", has nothing to do with Ocarina of Time. It's a combination of a Canadian joke and a lucky reversal.
  • I somehow got away with making a smasher page for myself without anyone questioning my non-SmashWiki notability.
  • No, you cannot have my offline name, or my face, or my address, or anything of the sort. Only those who are fading and those who are fools ruin their own mystique.

Game list/history

"Yes" indicates I own the game. "No" indicates I do not but have played it. Anything else means that I don't own the game but one of my family members do (listed as code name). The "Gut" column displays my instinctual feeling of the game in general (no long thought-out reviews or calculated scores or anything).

Friend codes etc.

Maybe incomplete, maybe not. No idea.

3DS 4382-2548-1945
Wii U Toomai
SSBB 4081-5247-2514
Mario Kart Wii 1461-6656-9884
Glimmergarage (Mario Kart 7 community) 45-6512-1181-1168
Steam name Toomai_Glittershine
Steam ID 76561198013182579

My current lag situation appears to be: Surprisingly okay

Userboxes

Toomai
                                           
Dispute Handling 30%    
Smash Skill 70%    
Smash Knowledge 95%    
Spelling/Grammar 95%    
Typing Speed 80%    
Wikipresence 100%  
Wikiskill 90%    
Basic Attributes
Admin Of Admins This user is a bureaucrat.
Big Cheese This user is an admin.
Controller Of Zed This user has rollback.
Firewall This user is immune to Flame attacks.
I R Seeing You This user uses the IRC.
Icy Head This user cannot use Flame attacks.
Mr. Vulcan This user's Logic attacks deal 33% more damage.
Notoriety This user is a significant contributor.
Photographer This user can upload screenshots.
Polygon Team This user can create 3D imagery.
Rasterizer This user can create .png images.
Respectability This user cannot use Troll attacks.
Rock Head This user is immune to Troll attacks.
Vectorizer This user can create .svgs.
Other Attributes
Arena Zebra This user runs the Smash Arena.
By The Numbers This user attempts to define everything in terms of predictability and definite values.
Creative Breeze This user can easily create names, nomenclatures, systems, and symbols.
Data Miner This user has Project Smash Attack, BrawlBox, and OpenSA2.
Iconic This user has produced various sets of icons.
Leek Power This user is part of the Smash Lab.
Overcautious Every time one of this user's talk page posts is in the Review phase,
there is a 66.7% chance it will be overthought and discarded.
Shut Up Maggots This user knows it's not your fault but still loathes you
when you edit something a minute before he does.
Strength Of Opinion This user's opinion is often nonexistant and/or immutable.
Tabulated Gridiron This user makes useful and cool tables.
Discord.svg
BayonettaSymbol.svg LADIES & GENTS! Come to the Smash Arena and vote on Round 132: Bayonetta vs. Sora! KingdomHeartsSymbol.svg
MarioIcon(SSBB).png This user is the big cheese.
LuigiIcon(SSBB).png This user is tall and skinny.
DrMarioIcon(SSBM).png This user avoids doctors.
PeachIcon(SSBB).png This user couldn't care less about "fashion" or what's "in".
BowserIcon(SSBB).png This user is persistent, albeit slow.
YoshiIcon(SSBB).png This user don't care.
WarioIcon(SSBB).png This user has no hygiene.
DonkeyKongIcon(SSBB).png This user does not like ties.
DiddyKongIcon(SSBB).png This user believes that Banjo and Kazooie deserve to be Smashers.
LinkIcon(SSBB).png This user never got why people think OoT is amongst the best games of all time.
YoungLinkIcon(SSBM).png This user drinks a lot of milk.
ToonLinkIcon(SSBB).png This user has a big head.
ZeldaIcon(SSBB).png This user has two distinct personalities.
SheikIcon(SSBB).png This user has a nonzero amount of ninja.
GanondorfIcon(SSBB).png This user has both too much and too little power.
SamusIcon(SSBB).png This user tells it like it is.
ZeroSuitSamusIcon(SSBB).png This user is a klutz.
KirbyIcon(SSBB).png This user doesn't give a crap about whether a game is "kiddy" or "family-friendly".
MetaKnightIcon(SSBB).png This user is faceless.
KingDededeIcon(SSBB).png This user drops the hammer.
FoxIcon(SSBB).png Only this user has the brains to rule here.
FalcoIcon(SSBB).png This user thinks a cloned Final Smash is the worst possible insult to a character.
WolfIcon(SSBB).png This user has never played a game he thinks he couldn't improve.
PikachuIcon(SSBB).png This user is ambivalent towards ketchup.
JigglypuffIcon(SSBB).png This user has an extremely powerful musical mind.
PichuIcon(SSBM).png This user could have de-cloned the entire roster.
MewtwoIcon(SSBM).png This user is the original, not the duplicate.
PokémonTrainerIcon(SSBB).png This user is super effective.
SquirtleIcon(SSBB).png This user dislikes water.
IvysaurIcon(SSBB).png This user hates the outdoors.
CharizardIcon(SSBB).png This user chooses preference over performance.
LucarioIcon(SSBB).png This user thinks that Mewtwo and Lucario could have co-existed.
CaptainFalconIcon(SSBB).png This user is male.
NessIcon(SSBB).png This user is a nonconformist.
LucasIcon(SSBB).png This user is a wimp.
IceClimbersIcon(SSBB).png This user is vulnerable to low temperatures.
MarthIcon(SSBB).png This user has a large vocabulary.
RoyIcon(SSBM).png This user has annoying sweetspots.
IkeIcon(SSBB).png This user has no sympathy.
MrGame&WatchIcon(SSBB).png This user is probably of the last generation that can appreciate the offline world.
PitIcon(SSBB).png This user is a good guy.
OlimarIcon(SSBB).png This user has a scientific mind.
ROBIcon(SSBB).png This user plays, investigates, and makes games.
SonicIcon(SSBB).png This user fears what the next adventure mode's story will do to the community's continuities.
SnakeIcon(SSBB).png This user once had a huge cardboard box.

Competency Charts

Note: Unlike other people's such lists, I do not sort characters within blocks. I also organize these based on how I feel I do with them, not necessarily on how much I win with them.

Super Smash Bros.
HardDifficulty.png EGGZ
NormalDifficulty.png Munch munch. Ker-zap. Ping shot.
EasyDifficulty.png u-smash ftw PHYAH JUMP PAUNCH Bleah. Flippy spinny sword dude. Nah. Press B to shoot. Yes! Wonk.
Super Smash Bros. Melee
IntenseDifficulty.png When the chips are down... Xerox'd. Run, suckers.
VeryHardDifficulty.png Because. MOO Ninjaninjaninja POOOOM Rubbery. Tiers != skill. Tipper'd.
HardDifficulty.png You is caped. Defib'd. RAWR Big lug. Jumps like lead tires I dunno. Get back here! KABOOOM Take a number.
NormalDifficulty.png MISFIYAH Get some running shoes. Fun, but wonky. Lightning in a shot glass. Zee-woom boing.
EasyDifficulty.png Falls too fast Flap your wings, you dolt.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
IntenseDifficulty.png He's the man. Sucks to be you. High voltage. Dwarf tossing.
VeryHardDifficulty.png The sound of frying pans in the morning. Puts the "r" in "fat". I POGO U Must be the boots. I is a ninja. U cant see i. All the power, none of the "Tick!"s. ITS KIRBEH CLOBBRIN TIEM USE MARKER SCRIBBLE Shorts! Ninja + turtle != Ninja Turtle. If Solarbeam was Light-type... Careful with those rocks, Mr. Fire/Flying. POKE YOU IS NOT RAGNELL'S FRIEND
HardDifficulty.png The man who jumps. RAWR etc. Mr. Muscles. Yes he did. OLD JOKE A wind sock. On his head. A hamfist...that shoots explosives. Don't do it. She has lawyers. And a gun. Take a chill pill. Final Smash cutscene? Go back to your TV and chips. RIP-OFF POUNDPOUND Who says retro doesn't improve? Triple-beep and a static.
NormalDifficulty.png Ho ha hee hay hoo. Get back in your cockpit. He has some ups, that's for definite. Let's go to O'Donnell's. No comment. I would sue Lucas. The annoynace. If at first you don't succeed - use more explosives.
EasyDifficulty.png YOU'RE TOO FAST

A Smashing Saga

It is well for the heart to be naive and the mind not to be. —Anatole France

  • Check out A Smashing Saga. Basically, it's a fanfiction of the entire story of the Smashers, starting way back in 1999 and following all the way up to the present.
Random Bio
NessIcon(SSBB).png Considering what he's been through, it's hardly a surprise that Ness wasn't floored to learn of multiple universes. He can expect even the unexpected and usually has some sort of plan for the situation. EarthboundSymbol.svg

Chapter Timeline
1 Invitations are distributed across various universes. Formation April 1999
2 Introductions are exchanged between the newly-acquainted Smashers.
3 Catch the fish, don’t get caught by the enemies. Accustomization
4 Targets are smashed and snatched without mercy.
5 Dogfights are more interesting when you have eleven competent enemies to shoot down.
6 Purple, the colour of mysteries and shadow.
7 Duodecamicitia: an alliance of twelve - with a single goal.
8 Communication can be difficult without the right technology.
9 Branching out horizons to new lengths.
10 Landings can be rough - but they are always appreciated.
11 Buffets are a good source of fun.
12 Cavernous areas instill various emotions, such as fear.
13 Dozens of enemies against a dozen heroes - with a dozen questions.
14 Frontier formation can define a nation.
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