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Revision as of 10:25, July 30, 2022
“ | Norm: Sir, to begin with, when I was a little boy, I...
Evan: Peterson...I'm not going to survive any story that begins with when you were little... Norm: Oh, right...sir, I've had this fantasy that's haunted me all my life. At night, when I'm lying in bed, it comes and torments me... Evan: Ooooh...I know the feeling... Norm: Yes, yes, of course you do...anyway, this is my fantasy, sir. It's a little outrageous...so er...just stay with me. Even though I was born poor, and I'll never be a rich man, somehow it wouldn't make any difference if one time, sir, just one time...just one darn time, I could do something symbolic, like...carry a rich man across the lawn in his pyjamas! Evan: ...come here... [places hand on Norm's head] Norm: I know, I know...I know it sounds crazy, I know sir, but...sir I don't have a fever or anything... Evan: No, I know that, I'm feeling for the lobotomy scar... Norm: Sir, please [kisses hand] sir, please [kisses hand] sir... Evan: ...alright, alright alright alright! Look, if I actually let you do it, would you promise; would you SWEAR on your mother's grave, that you would let me sleep...? Norm: Yes, sir I swear, I promise... Evan: Nonononono, you gotta do more than promise, you've got to give me your solemn oath, as a crazy person... Norm: My vow...my PLEDGE! |
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—Let sleeping Drakes lie - Cheers |
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Hello all, I am Alex: long time editor, Jigglypuff main, weeb.
I test stuff a lot, so if you ever need anything tested, let me know (because testing stuff is my life).
My Discord tag is Alex the weeb#2999 and I am active on this Discord server. I also technically have a twitter, @Examinee623, but it's a highly unprofessional account, which does not represent the Wiki.
Details
- Tester, editor and semi-researcher
- Currently have access to all Smash titles except Smash 4 (my Wii U is in storage).
- Co-author of SmashWiki:Bad faith
- Author of SmashWiki:Show preview
- Regrettable author of SmashWiki:Edit warring
- Rollbacker
Subspace Emissary Oddities
I've made a handful of videos, but this is the one I'm most proud of:
Resources and data
Various resources, tests and data I have collected. Feel free to request any resources of a similar nature.
Current
User:Alex the weeb/Project C: the clone assessment project
User:Alex the weeb/Kazuya moves KO percents
User:Alex the weeb/Breakable stage terrain HP
User:Alex the weeb/Position shifting aerials
User:Alex the weeb/Multi jab ender KO percents
User:Alex the weeb/Rapid jab finisher KO percents
User:Alex the weeb/Assist Trophy HP
User:Alex the weeb/Base trap duration (tertiary sources)
User:Alex the weeb/Thrown item data
User:Alex the weeb/Secondary shield stances
User:Alex the weeb/Special food healing values (SSBU)
User:Alex the weeb/Stall fall aerial comparisons
User:Alex the weeb/Toon Link special move differences
User:Alex the weeb/Freefall air speed multipliers
User:Alex the weeb/Up B fall speed changes
User:Alex the weeb/Kirby spit star duration (SSBU)
User:Alex the weeb/Back throw KO percents (SSBU)
User:Alex the weeb/Up throw KO percents (SSBU)
User:Alex the weeb/Block resistance
User:Alex the weeb/Forward smash power rankings
User:Alex the weeb/Shield size (SSBU)
User:Alex the weeb/Spike power rankings
User:Alex the weeb/Physics update effect
User:Alex the weeb/Shield break lag rankings
User:Alex the weeb/Float jump boosting
User: Alex the weeb/Rapid jab DPS rankings
User:Alex the weeb/FS Meter Damage multipliers
User:Alex the weeb/Counter frame data comparison (SSBU)
User:Alex the weeb/Back roll length ranking Ultimate
User:Alex the weeb/Who can run over Lloid Trap
User:Alex the weeb/Brittleness factor Ultimate
User:Alex the weeb/Patch notes key terms
User:Alex the weeb/Pummel net damage rankings (SSBU)
User:Alex the weeb/Spike resistance tiers (SSBU)
User:Alex the weeb/The cloned moves of Ultimate's newcomers
User:Alex the weeb/Underdog boost stats
User:Alex the weeb/Miscellanea
User:Alex the weeb/Subspace army name origins
User:Alex the weeb/Brittleness factor Brawl
User:Alex the weeb/List of bonus rooms in Subspace Emissary
User:Alex the weeb/Glide statistics (Qualitative - SSBB)
User:Alex the weeb/Alloy changelog
User:Alex the weeb/List of issues with Ruben's Smash Ultimate calculator
Old
User:Alex the weeb/Throw collaterals v Ice Climbers
User:Alex the weeb/Dojo technical data
User:Alex the weeb/Glide index tiers (SSB4)
User:Alex the weeb/Pummel damage index rankings (SSB4)
User:Alex the weeb/Back throw rankings index
User:Alex the weeb/Up throw ranking index
User:Alex the weeb/Omega stage blast zone height discrepancies
User:Alex the weeb/Relative stage blast zone heights SSB4
User:Alex the weeb/Speed stat gravity increase approximation