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{{Infobox Crook
{{Infobox Smasher
| name          = Rotten Eggz
| name          = Eggz
| image        = Eggz.jpg
| image        = Eggz.jpg
| mainssbm      = Fox
| otherssbm    = Falco
| 2ndotherssbm  = Marth
| moreotherssbm = {{SSBM|Mario}}
| mainssbb      = Meta Knight
| mainpm        = Marth
| crew          = [[Combo Status]]
| crew          = [[Combo Status]]
| skill level  = Thrown out like a brown colored piece of shit. Defeated. Disgraced. Fake DJ. Fraud. Pirate. Publicly identified and outed as an enemy of the public.
| skillssbm    = Top professional
| realname      = Shane Walter Johns
| realname      = Shane Walter Johns
| birthday      = 22
| birthday      = 22
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'''Shane Walter Johns''' is an American [[Crook]] located in the Portland, Oregon area previously from Seattle Washington. He is a major menace to society. He is currently working at Mod Pizza in Portland. He uses Encyclopedia Dramatica to encourage hate crimes, makes fun of sexual abuse victims, is a suspected pedophile, and uses defamation of character to promote an unsafe environment. He will pretend to be your friend when in reality he is actually working against you and he intends to ruin your life just for fun. He treats his targets like used condoms that he throws out to the wolves once he is done with them. He will move onto the next victim. He is a self-proclaimed "Greaser" and boasts about it. His sidekick is Kline Charles Wright who did a drive-by splashing on somebody in Everett Washington. Him and his little gang of sick and twisted psychos were making fun of them. Among the bunch was Vish who of all people associates with this little turd in the punch bowl. Shane Walter Johns has also received negative reviews on his phone numbers and severe consequences have happened that caused him to panic and flip out and act in a way that would get him world wide recognition on a youtube video should his reaction to being put on the smoking gun have ever been filmed along with the aftermath of his actions and who he is involved with that got him steamrolled in real life. This little con man has nothing of value to give or return to others. He is just a lost empty soul begging for attention and money. He will try and fuck you over passive aggressively should you ever tell him to knock his bullshit off and that he is really just a plague to society. He doesn't care one bit about the suffering of other people. This one time Shane kicked a guy who was passed out while drunk and drank all the beer at a house. Another time in Oregon he showed up 3 hours late just to do god knows what. It was at a tournament that some slob by the name of Adam Kaczinski was at. He went on twitter disrespecting a customer behind their back just for fun. Shane needs to take his vile garbage negative attitude and throw it in the garbage. As it stands for this spoiled little brat from the hood, he is pretty much abandoned and threw his life away. He will live the rest of his life in absolute shame.
'''Eggz''' is an American [[smasher]] located in the Portland, Oregon area. He is a major competitor in Washington/Oregon/British Columbia tournaments. He is currently ranked 2nd on the [[Oregon Smash|Oregon Power Rankings]] for ''Melee'' and 3rd on the [[Oregon Power Rankings|Northern Oregon Power Rankings]] for ''[[Project M]]''. ''Eggz'' was ranked 74th on the Melee It On Me Top 100 list in 2013.


Suspect known as Shane Walter Johns who goes by the alias of "Eggz" who works at MOD Pizza in Portland Oregon uses Encyclopedia Dramatica to make fun of sexual abuse victims, child abuse victims, victims of hate crimes, victims of identity theft, and people who have been attacked and nearly killed by cyber criminals as part of a conspiracy for homicide. According to Shane Walter Johns, this is "Funny". Shane also is convinced he is a "god" and ran a failed charity begging for money to get a mixer and deck. Shane also uploaded this photo here that is clearly made in a photo editing program, kissing Marth from Fire Emblem Pride. Shane also went on gofundme in May of 2016 and managed to take advantage of his "fanbase" of people who are just like the people on Encyclopedia Dramatica in order to get $600. Does this really seem like somebody who you should be giving any of your money to? Shane talks like this on his twitter profile which should give you a pretty good idea as to where his mind is exactly. And according to Shane, he is 41 years old even though that is not remotely even close to his actual date of birth. His actual date of birth can be found here. And this is Shane's linkedin profile where he marks himself as a beer buyer. And this is where you can find his soundcloud profile. You can get a pretty good idea as to where his mind was at when he made this song here with the word "boy" used sexually explicitly in the title. The title alone should be very revealing. Pinkmeth is a website that people like Shane Walter Johns use to conspire against women and commit crimes using revenge pornography as a weapon as well since Shane Walter Johns clearly finds sexual abuse to be extremely entertaining and funny. Does this seem remotely acceptable to you? This is the kind of woman known as Gwen Johnson that would fall for a guy that is quite like this. Kris Aldenderfer had this to say about Shane's conduct when he was drunk and stepped on his shoes while they talk about other inappropriate topics that nobody in their right mind would find funny unless you wanted a life time sentence in prison for murder. This was taken from VGBootcamp's "Kings of Cali 2" tournament that was uploaded on April 17, 2013.
==Tournament placings==


==Connections==
===''Super Smash Bros. Melee''===
Nathan Ryan Armstrong
{|class="wikitable" style="text-align:center"
Andrew D Watson
!Tournament!!Date!!1v1 placement!!2v2 placement!!Partner
Matthew Scott Staudenraus
|-
Benjamin Michael Marks
|[[FD ONRY]]||October 7th, 2006||5th||—||—
Jess G Howell
|-
Kline Charles Wright
|[[MELEE-FC Diamond]]||July 12th-14th, 2007||17th||17th||{{Sm|Luigi Ka-master}}
Tony Dennis
|-
Brendan Lee Duffey
|[[Super Champ Combo]]||September 29th-30th, 2007||33rd||9th||{{Sm|JumpFreak}}
Mark Ortiz
|-
Anthony Hunter
|[[The Fingerbag 2]]||January 16th, 2008||1st||—||—
Chris Lefors
|-
Blake Anthony McNabb
|[[Pound 3]]||February 2nd-3rd, 2008||13th||7th||{{Sm|Cactuar}}
|-
|[http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=174894 TGMTSBCO]||June 7th-8th, 2008||13th||5th||Cactuar
|-
|[[Central Alberta Smash Tournament#CAST 4 - November 22-23rd, 2008|CAST 4]]||November 22nd-23rd, 2008||5th||3rd||{{Sm|Noobking}}
|-
|[[R3]]||December 19th-20th, 2009||4th||—||—
|-
|[[Apex 2010]]||August 6th-8th, 2010||17th||17th||{{Sm|Silent Wolf}}
|-
|[[GENESIS 2]]||July 15th-17th, 2011||49th||25th||{{Sm|C!Z}}
|-
|[[Apex 2012]]||January 6th-8th, 2012||49th||17th||Silent Wolf
|-
|[[Northwest Manifest]]||March 24th-25th, 2012||9th||3rd||{{Sm|S2J}}
|-
|[[EVO 2013]]||July 12th-14th, 2013||79th||—||—
|-
|[[Northwest Majors: Drop Zone]]||November 20th-22nd, 2015||5th||—||—
|-
|[https://smash.gg/tournament/emerald-city-i/brackets/10989/3691/11961 Emerald City I]||January 30th, 2016||5th||4th||{{Sm|Iceman}}
|-
|[https://smash.gg/tournament/emerald-city-ii/brackets/11994/18378/61553 Emerald City II]||April 9th, 2016||5th||3rd||Iceman
|-
|[https://smash.gg/tournament/tony-town-ii-swag-me-out/events/melee-singles/brackets/26182 Tony Town II]||May 14th, 2016||1st||—||—
|-
|[https://smash.gg/tournament/dairly-beloved/brackets/14138/71505/227941 Dairly Beloved]||September 18th, 2016||17th||4th||{{Sm|OMGage}}
|-
|[[EVO 2016]]||July 15th-17th, 2016||65th||—||—
|-
|[[GENESIS 4]]||January 20th-22nd 2017||129th||65th||{{Sm|Brick}}
|-
|[https://smash.gg/tournament/reign-2/events/melee-singles/brackets/121259 Reign 2]||February 18th, 2017||7th||5th||{{Sm|ThePrime}}
|-
|[https://smash.gg/tournament/bridgetown-blitz/events/melee-singles/brackets/128350 Bridgetown Blitz]||May 6th, 2017||9th||1st||S2J
|-
|[[Nemesis]]||July 8th, 2017||3rd||1st||{{Sm|Bladewise}}
|-
|[https://smash.gg/tournament/bridgetown-blitz-2/events Bridgetown Blitz 2]||August 19th, 2017||5th||2nd||{{Sm|OMGage}}
|}


And everybody featured on the smoking gun in full database entries.
===''Super Smash Bros. Brawl''===
{|class="wikitable" style="text-align:center"
!Tournament!!Date!!1v1 placement!!2v2 placement!!Partner
|-
|[[AxisGaming]]||August 30, 2008||33rd||—||—
|-
|[[Apex 2010]]||August 6th-8th, 2010||33rd||—||—
|}
 
===''[[Project M]]''===
{|class="wikitable" style="text-align:center"
!Tournament!!Date!!1v1 placement!!2v2 placement!!Partner
|-
|[[Northwest Majors: Drop Zone]]||November 20th-22nd, 2015||4th||—||—
|-
|[[Nemesis]]||July 8th, 2017||17th||9th||{{Sm|bl0ke}}
|-
|[https://smash.gg/tournament/bridgetown-blitz-2/events Bridgetown Blitz 2]||August 19th, 2017||9th||2nd||{{Sm|OMGage}}
|}


==External Links==
==External Links==
*[https://sites.google.com/view/smokinggunarchive/home Shane Walter Johns featured on the Smoking Gun]
*[https://www.facebook.com/KingDeLosBreakfiesta?ref=tn_tnmn Eggz @ Facebook]
 
'''[[SmashBoards]]'''
*[http://smashboards.com/member.php?u=23219 '''Eggz''' Public Profile]


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[[Category:Eugenics]]
[[Category:Criminal Conspiracy]]

Revision as of 20:11, October 18, 2017

Eggz
Eggz.jpg
Character info
Melee main Fox
Other Melee characters Falco, Marth, Mario
Brawl main Meta Knight
Project M main Marth
Team info
Crew(s) Combo Status
Personal and other info
Real name Shane Walter Johns
Birth date (age 33)
Location Portland, OR USA
Miscellaneous info
Skill Super Smash Bros. Melee Top professional

Eggz is an American smasher located in the Portland, Oregon area. He is a major competitor in Washington/Oregon/British Columbia tournaments. He is currently ranked 2nd on the Oregon Power Rankings for Melee and 3rd on the Northern Oregon Power Rankings for Project M. Eggz was ranked 74th on the Melee It On Me Top 100 list in 2013.

Tournament placings

Super Smash Bros. Melee

Tournament Date 1v1 placement 2v2 placement Partner
FD ONRY October 7th, 2006 5th — —
MELEE-FC Diamond July 12th-14th, 2007 17th 17th Luigi Ka-master
Super Champ Combo September 29th-30th, 2007 33rd 9th JumpFreak
The Fingerbag 2 January 16th, 2008 1st — —
Pound 3 February 2nd-3rd, 2008 13th 7th Cactuar
TGMTSBCO June 7th-8th, 2008 13th 5th Cactuar
CAST 4 November 22nd-23rd, 2008 5th 3rd Noobking
R3 December 19th-20th, 2009 4th — —
Apex 2010 August 6th-8th, 2010 17th 17th Silent Wolf
GENESIS 2 July 15th-17th, 2011 49th 25th C!Z
Apex 2012 January 6th-8th, 2012 49th 17th Silent Wolf
Northwest Manifest March 24th-25th, 2012 9th 3rd S2J
EVO 2013 July 12th-14th, 2013 79th — —
Northwest Majors: Drop Zone November 20th-22nd, 2015 5th — —
Emerald City I January 30th, 2016 5th 4th Iceman
Emerald City II April 9th, 2016 5th 3rd Iceman
Tony Town II May 14th, 2016 1st — —
Dairly Beloved September 18th, 2016 17th 4th OMGage
EVO 2016 July 15th-17th, 2016 65th — —
GENESIS 4 January 20th-22nd 2017 129th 65th Brick
Reign 2 February 18th, 2017 7th 5th ThePrime
Bridgetown Blitz May 6th, 2017 9th 1st S2J
Nemesis July 8th, 2017 3rd 1st Bladewise
Bridgetown Blitz 2 August 19th, 2017 5th 2nd OMGage

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Tournament Date 1v1 placement 2v2 placement Partner
AxisGaming August 30, 2008 33rd — —
Apex 2010 August 6th-8th, 2010 33rd — —

Project M

Tournament Date 1v1 placement 2v2 placement Partner
Northwest Majors: Drop Zone November 20th-22nd, 2015 4th — —
Nemesis July 8th, 2017 17th 9th bl0ke
Bridgetown Blitz 2 August 19th, 2017 9th 2nd OMGage

External Links

SmashBoards

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