User:Black Vulpine/If Smash Bros. had Mortal Kombat X style intros

In the game Mortal Kombat X, every fight begins with a brief verbal exchange between the two fighters. The following page is what would it be like if Smash 4 had this same system, at least for 1v1 battles.

If you can think of any good lines, you are welcome to put them in here. Keep in mind the following rules though:

• While Mortal Kombat X is not kid-safe, the lines here have to be. It must at least be kept to a PG rating.
• In exchanges where both characters speak, every exchange must have three lines. The first and third lines are spoken by the first character, while the second is spoken by the second character.
  • In exchanges where only one of the two characters speak, there is only one line, coming either before or after an animation and/or vocal action performed by the non-verbal character.
• Mirror matches are possible, and may vary depending on whether or not any variants are selected.
• It is possible for matchups to have more than one exchange - in fact, almost all of them do.
• Exchanges are categorised by character, specifically, the first one to do anything is where it belongs.
• The following characters do not speak: Mr. Game & Watch, Link, Toon Link, Kirby, all Pokémon (except Lucario and Mewtwo), Duck Hunt Duo, R.O.B., Villager, PAC-MAN, Mega Man, and the Mii Fighters.
• Some lines may get semi-repeated in encounters. Some encounters may also have lines that vary slightly.

Other than that, anything goes. Have fun!

Bayonetta

Bayonetta: Go hide upon the sky, nimbus.

Cloud: I'm staying here.

Bayonetta: You make it easy to interrupt your recovery attempts.

Bayonetta: Are you the one called Pit?

Pit: You're responsible for killing our Centurions?

Bayonetta: Just working my way up to the little-big fellow.

Bayonetta: At last, a bit of fun.

Palutena: You expect to win against a goddess?

Bayonetta: Just another day in the office...

Bowser

Bowser: Did you know I'm the heaviest weight around here?

Little Mac: That's just because you're incredibly fat.

Bowser: All the better to crush you with, runt!

Bowser: You will bow down to your king, swordsman!

Cloud: Titles mean nothing to me.

Bowser: Perhaps my power will mean your demise.

Captain Falcon

Captain Falcon: What kind of joke is this?

Falco: Just that you face a falcon.

Captain Falcon: I will PUNCH this FALCON.

Cloud

Cloud: A fellow downloadable content.

Lucas: One less boring than you, for sure!

Cloud: I will show no mercy...

Cloud: Unnatural creature...

Mewtwo: And you aren't?

Cloud: I'm enhanced enough to beat you in a whim.

Cloud: Unnatural creature...

Mr. Game & Watch: (clashes his pan and his Vermin hammer together before putting them away)

Dark Pit

Dark Pit: The angel hunter.

Bayonetta: You don't seem to be an angel.

Dark Pit: You'd know.

Fox

Fox: Lemme smash.

Falco: You DIDN'T just say that.

Fox: What? This is a Smash, isn’t it?

Ganondorf

Ganondorf: Don't you DARE mock my speed.

Sonic: What speed?

Ganondorf: Arrogant. Little. WORM!

Luigi

Luigi: My year is over...

Mario: And I got a new game recently without you on it!

Luigi: But that doesn't mean you can have the spotlight just for yourself again!

Mario

Mario: You think you're just as strong as me?

Luigi: I'm pretty sure, brudder!

Mario: Prove it.

Mario: Lady Palutena...

Palutena: You have dunked enough people with those fists of yours!

Mario: It's easier to just ask me to dunk you harder than them!

Mewtwo

Mewtwo: I will enjoy this...

Lucario: If this is about Brawl, I had nothing to do with it.

Mewtwo: Your aura won't get you out of this one.

Mr. Game & Watch

Mr. Game & Watch: (moves along a row of LCD frames until reaching the foreground, but drops his weapons so he picks them up)

Mewtwo: Your bucket will not avail you!/I will not be hammered to oblvion!

Mr. Game & Watch: (moves along a row of LCD frames until reaching the foreground, but drops his weapons so he picks them up)

Palutena: I'll take the challenge gladly.

Robin

Male Robin

Robin: Corrin. Is that your real name?

Male Corrin: It's as real as yours.

Robin: You mean like your dragon form?

Palutena

Palutena: You know, reckless witches get stitches.

Bayonetta: Enough talk goddess. Don't mess with a witch.

Palutena: Oh, it's much more than simply messing with you!

Palutena: Cloud Strife...

Cloud: You would fight me, supposed goddess?

Palutena: And put and end to your streak of dominance!

Palutena: Lucina...

Lucina: This is for my father!

Palutena: Pity he's not here to protect you!

Palutena: I don't see any reason why people pair me with you.

Lucina: Well, I can think of "two good reasons" to not like you.

Palutena: You... did not... just say that...

Palutena: Luigi!

Luigi: Forgive me for this, pretty!

Palutena: I forgive you because your brother would not have said that.

Palutena: Cappy's not with you. You can't possess me.

Mario: Your body is too weak to be possesed by him anyways.

Palutena: Or maybe you don't want to get used to it, like the Chaos Kin!

Palutena: The 2-D being.

Mr. Game & Watch: (clashes his pan and his Vermin hammer together before putting them away)

Palutena: I actually don't wish to fight you.

Rosalina: Me neither, a lot less than you.

Palutena: One of us will have to endure the following humilliation.

Palutena: Yoshi.

Yoshi: Goddess boss want sparring match?

Palutena: I'll take the challenge gladly.

Shulk

Shulk: Bowser...

Bowser: Trying to sneak up on me again?

Shulk: You're too noisy to hear anything else.

Shulk: You call that a knife?

Dark Pit: I don't call your red thing one./You're not an Australian, don't try it.

Shulk: Spoilsport!

Sonic

Sonic: Talk about big and scary.

Ganondorf: I will crush you with the Triforce of Power!

Sonic: Yeah, if you can catch me first.

Yoshi

Yoshi: Bowser big meanie!

Bowser: What have I to fear from a baby reptile?

Yoshi: Yoshi no baby! Meanie Bowser gonna pay!

Yoshi: Baby Bowser?

Bowser Jr.: I'm not a baby, you stinking lizard!/Said the 'widdle' dino who talks like a baby.

Yoshi: You weally mean like Bowser!

Yoshi: You so scawy...

Ganondorf: You are right to fear me.

Yoshi: Yoshi no afwaid! Make scawy monster go bye-bye!

Yoshi: You funny wooking with your tongue out!

(Greninja produces two tiny fountains from his hands, flicking his tongue)

Yoshi: Ooh, you so fast!

Sonic: You want to play, little guy?

Yoshi: Okay, we pway tag! You it!

Yoshi 1: You Yoshi's wittle bwother?

Yoshi 2: Who you cawwing wittle!? You mean!

Yoshi 1: Wittle bwother mean for cawwing Yoshi mean! (raspberries)