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| The '''Eastern Washington Power Rankings''' are a fucking farce made up by people just like '''Matthew Scott Staudenraus''', '''Shane '''Benjamin Michael Marks''', '''Anthony Hunter''', '''Chris Lefors''', '''Calum Larkin''', '''Kline Charles Wright''', '''Colin Morin''', '''Jess G Howell''', '''Tony Dennis''' to make fun of people they think are inferior to them. If you are not on this list you are pretty much roadkill to them and they could give two flying shits if you get murdered because of their ties with Encyclopedia Dramatica, 4chan, Kiwifarms, and the other garbage in the sewers of the world wide web. A farce should be funny but this one couldn't even make a 3 year old laugh. This foul-mouthed excuse for a "community" are actually just in this to spread their vile hate speech and use drive-by scare tactics if you dare even speak out and make it clear that they are everything that is wrong with the world. Give all the people listed here a fight they will never forget. These are what ruins the world. They are not your friends. They will go as far as attempting to get you killed as though you are worthless and a subhuman according to their fucked up version of what is "normal". They subscribe to eugenics and will talk trash about your physical appearance. Tony for instance is just a pork belly little pig who looks like he has eaten too many doritos in his time and hasn't gone back to swimming practice. That's what you get when your hair color is just like the color of the logic that comes out of your mouth. And Jess G Howell makes fun of starving children in Africa. Super intelligent isn't it? Clearly the only fucktards are people like this. Insecure little shitstains. Have fun with this on your conscience. Have fun with your legacy. Have fun with the fact none of you will ever amount to anything. Have fun being thrown out like a piece of shit that is hated by your whole entire country. You will not survive this. You will be neutralized, defeated, disgraced, and really know what it means to be captured should you cross a dangerous line and pose a danger to other people as the conclusion of your miserable and worthless existence. You have all been put on permanent and immediate notice on the west coast. A storm will be following you for this.
| | {{Infobox Smasher |
| | | name = Praxis |
| | | image = |
| | | mainssbm = Marth |
| | | mainssbb = Peach |
| | | mainpm = Diddy Kong |
| | | mainssb4 = Diddy Kong |
| | | crew = BreadNButter |
| | | skillssbm = Pro-Am |
| | | skillssbb = Pro-Am (retired) |
| | | skillpm = Semi-professional |
| | | alias = |
| | | realname = Christopher Hardin |
| | | birthday = 16 |
| | | birthmonth = 1 |
| | | birthyear = 1988 |
| | | location = Spokane, WA |
| | | country = United States |
| | }} |
| | '''Praxis''' is an American Peach player in the Eastern Washington area and is presently ranked 3rd on the [[Eastern Washington Power Rankings]] for Super Smash Bros. Project M, and 10th for Super Smash Bros. Melee. At his peak, he was ranked 4th in the [[Washington Brawl Power Rankings]]. He was formerly as moderator on the /r/smashbros [[subreddit]]. |
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| Being a fucktard is no easy job when you work these losers. To be like them you just need to not have any sense of perspective, friends, culture, intelligence, art, creativity, respect for the law, originality, style, class, or skills in satiring them to pieces. You need to be a chicken behind a monitor who has no social skills. Which is easy when you read 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica defamation pages. It also helps if you disable all adblocks and tell people that you are "helping them" when you do this. Just make sure you hate somebody and believe the shit you make up about them. Be sure to not check your sources or even look up the words they are using in a dictionary. Never pay attention to the context in which you use them. Be sure that you are making Adolf Hitler proud when you copy and paste swastikas. When you write about somebody make sure they are under the age of 18 and make sure you lured them into a chatroom and gained their trust just to collect personal information so that you can later attempt to do bad things to them should they decide to "cross you". Post all the phone calls you recorded without their permission. Follow all of these steps and you have managed to commit so many heinous acts that will earn your hit piece on the front page of their forum of the next albert einsteins who deserve a prize for all the things they have done. You will be adored by people who hate jews. You will be adored by people who want to lynch blacks. You will be adored by pedophiles who have victimized children and have blackmailed them into doing sex acts against their will. You will be adored by people who graphic dreams of having sex with Corgi's. You will be adored by people who think Barack Obama is a covert muslim working for ISIS and the taliban. Come join Eastern Washington if you are naive err super smart and want to make friends who will be with you all the step of the way and totally don't have a knife behind their back ready to stab you at the drop of a hat.
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| The current leaders of this pathetic website are Matthew Scott Staudenraus and his entire gang of little trolls. Matthew Scott Staudenraus is home to all things blackmail and takes it a step further by making fake online accounts to groom intimate details of a very personal nature with his victims. He is a ringleader from Encyclopedia Dramatica and will publish hit pieces and redistribute them so that people will retaliate, assault, harass, and endanger your life. Matthew is no bigger than a 5"3 little shrimp who couldn't lift more than 40 pounds. He has "dabbed" and speaks like an incoherent drug addict. His right-hand little boy next to him is Benjamin Harmon Howard who is a nazi who hates jews and endorses hitler references. Their pathetic asses were identified and outed to their work places, schools, apartment complexes, as well as negative reviews on their phone numbers with their first middle and last names attached to it to put the cherry on top of it all. Matthew Scott Staudenraus makes "roadkill" references and is considered a respectable citizen who has done the most amazing notable things. Which include receiving multiple FBI reports and having his mother tipped off who scolded him when her entire workplace saw what he was really all about. Another notable accomplishment includes being caught making posts descecrating on the American Flag. Another notable accomplishment includes dishonoring Bruce Lee by plagiarizing his quotes and changing the word "kick" to "baby". Another notable accomplishment includes being caught linking a hit piece and then destroying everybody's future around him. Now, none of these are accomplishments that the little brown haired shitstain has ever earned positive national recognition for. Just google his name. Another 50+ copies of the Smoking Gun have been made on these hideous little clowns.
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| ==Major Glitch in their Moral Code==
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| Many of the losers on this pathetic excuse for a "group" stare at their phones while walking out in public and in their cars. These losers would get in a car crash and flee the scene. Many of the losers talk the biggest shit behind computer monitors and their stupid fucking Iphones. Some of the losers look like they may have bloody gorey fingers and fish hooks out of their mouths. Many of these losers are out of shape. Many of them look at hentai porn. Many of them don't care about the law or safety of others. People like Ashtten Biondolillio, Benjamin Michael Marks, Chris Lefors, Anthony Hunter, and the rest of the circus freaks on that board will "invite" you to their events and then go on their facebook group just to make topic threads about how you are going to cause a fire or go into a building with a gun and kill somebody. This is all bullshit on their end and they will not remove such defamation. You have a choice. You can get fucked over by being friends and being friendly to these backwards disturbed virgins losers in person and then regret it. Or you can send them all a message and tell them to hit the road and to get the fuck out of your sight in person complete with what is necessary to deal with the forces of evil head-on face to face. Many of them get their information from 4chan, Encyclopedia Dramatica, Kiwifarms, and other places that make fun of children for being molested and kidnapped. These losers have been sent a strong message of disapproval. Feel free to be just like them if you have nothing good to contribute to the world. That means feel free to hate on starving children in Africa who need proper nutrition and care from people who care. That means feel free to make fun of people who are fighting to beat cancer and feel free to say that donations to fight against cancer are worthless and stupid (That was directed at you Calum Larkin). Feel free to be just like Tony Dennis and have a forum dedicated to drive-by violations of traffic laws committed against innocent people and feel free to host that content breaking the law. Feel free to be just like Shane Walter Johns and pretend to be friends with people when in all actuality you were just taking them for a ride and talking the biggest leagues of shit behind their backs. Also feel free to pirate music and then con people into giving you money. Feel free to pretend to be women on facebook and then ask guys for nude pics and then release the photos and the chatlogs complete with your first middle and last name attached to it so everybody knows that you endorse sexual abuse. And do feel free to send computer viruses to people without telling them of what you are actually doing to their computer.
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| ==How to defeat this pathetic group of losers who asses were put on blast==
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| Eastern Washington has never fought in war or has ever been on an actual battlefield. They are just a retarded group of elitist shitstains who find roadkill to be funny. Unless you actually find coprophilia or snuff films to be funny it is suggested you stay away from these ominous forces that will fuck your life over and be like little burglars at night ready to invade your house for money and then go on facebook telling you that you are a piece of shit who deserved to be robbed and then be told you are burning your bridges for telling them to knock their stupid criminal bullshit off. These ominous losers deserve to fight a war with North Korea. They are worthless to the country. Why not give them some training? They are out of shape. They can't pass boot camp. And they can't even step outside of their houses outside of the computer screen about what is going on in the world. They want to make you afraid of them. Why be afraid of skinny little pussy's behind monitors when the only freaks around here are these fucktards with no class?
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| ==Worst of the Worst on the West Coast==
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| #1 is Matthew Scott Staudenraus
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| Benjamin Michael Marks
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| Shane Walter Johns
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| Tony Dennis
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| Jess G Howell
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| Raven McFann
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| Nathan Ryan Armstrong and his pathetic ex-girlfriend Delta, Alaska
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| Andrew D Watson
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| Kline Charles Wright
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| Aryan Xerxes Garakani
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| Carissa Peden
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| Nick Wright
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| Nick Harsin
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| Bleu Sidell
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| Taylor Wilbert
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| Brendan Lee Duffey
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| Topaz Little
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| Andrew D Watson
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| Vicki Young
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| Blake Anthony Mcnabb
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| Kyle Raugust
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| Kevin Rivera
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| Jacob Douglas Whitlock
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| Dylen Cunningham
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| Maximillian Garcia
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| Chris Lefors
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| Thomas Matthew Crouse
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| The staff members who work at Game World
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| Leisure Care from Spokane Washington
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| Etailz
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| And the entire Eastern Washington Facebook Group who run like chickens with their heads cut off.
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| ==Game Over Eastern Washington==
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| * [https://sites.google.com/view/smokinggunarchive/home To/For/About Matthew Scott Staudenraus and his criminal gang involved with Encyclopedia Dramatica (Source) ]
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| * [https://archive.is/LKbbB Group Banner Suggestion (Source) ]
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| * [https://archive.is/uD7Ka/17e0f00f47b7a38905072f65bb3c456a5ee8e1e5 Prison line up (Source) featuring Mark Casteel, Jake Cunningham, and others in female selves ]
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| * [https://archive.is/http://www.facebook.com/groups/EWAsmashbros Archive of Eastern Washington's Activities (Source) ]
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| * [https://archive.is/HXNFF Peeing on the American Flag (Source) ]
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| * [https://archive.fo/v4niG All of Matthew Scott Staudenraus's connections and who can be pinpointed back to him as a source of influence (Source) ]
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| * [https://web.archive.org/web/20170902190946/https://novni.com/letters/read/73615/no-need-to-call-me-back Admission of guilt (Source) ]
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| * [https://archive.is/ubYKe Matthew Scott Staudenrauses entire collection of gang members (Source) ]
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| * [https://archive.is/lgZY4 Profile of Matthew Scott Staudenraus (Source) ]
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| * [https://archive.is/VmSNf Sends messages like this on the internet (Source) ]
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| * [https://archive.is/22ql9 Matthew's reaction to being identified and outed publicly (Source) ]
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| * [https://archive.is/479o2 Changing faces when he knows precisely what is at stake here. The real fight begins (Source) ]
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| * [https://archive.is/vi7ky List of suckers who donated to the Shell Company (Source) ]
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| * [https://archive.is/PYToE Brendan Lee Duffey does not show where he gets his quotes (Source) ]
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| * [https://archive.is/gfF0n Zachary Brown expresses sexual desires to have anal sex with Corgi's (Source) ]
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| * [https://archive.is/wQvW1 Has absolutely no problem with words like "faggot" being used to express prejudice and violence against others (Source) ]
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| * [https://archive.is/0QSVb Names and faces of who admins this foul-mouthed board of rejects (Source) ]
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| * [https://archive.is/vxlae Raven McFann makes fun of 9/11 victims (Source) ]
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| * [https://paste.sh/QiDU-FdH#yWfTmVF1MQrsuW9hOUGHkaxD All connections can be found here (Source) ]
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| * [https://archive.is/3bCsR/fcbc129df98bf5a76b4ceca30044f0b6ea4c1209 Their version of a Power Rankings List in Adobe Photoshop (Source) ]
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| * [https://archive.is/I2nrM Benjamin Harmon Howard uploaded a swastika flag and endorses what that ideology stands for (Source) ]
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| * [https://archive.is/FiWgZ Benjamin Harmon Howard uploaded this image endorsing a mass school shooting. This kid is a degenerate who is mentally ill (Source) ]
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| * [https://archive.is/lihXX His current girlfriend who allows him to talk to her like this. This isn't a young "woman" with standards (Source) ]
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| * [https://archive.is/461VR Benjamin Harmon Howard does not take care of his health (Source) ]
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| * [https://archive.is/oFnJh Taylor Wilbert tells somebody to kill their parents and to then go kill themselves. Take your negative attitude elsewhere little boy (Source) ]
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| * [https://archive.is/j3ZZE Shane Walter Johns believes he is a "God" (Source) ]
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