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Revision as of 17:37, April 24, 2012

We don't care what smart people think. There aren't that many of them. We only need to convince our dumb customers. Dumb people believe anything. —The Pointy-Haired Boss
Toomai
ToomaiYoshiBlocketLauncher.png
Character info
Smash 64 mains Yoshi, Random
Brawl mains Yoshi, Random
Personal and other info
Birth date (age 35)
Location Peterborough, ON Canada
Miscellaneous info
Skill Other Top of non-competitive supertier

General Stuff

Since I've never played Smash Bros. offline with anyone near my skill level, I have no idea how good I really am. (Attempting to judge my skill by my online play is ridiculous at best.) However, as a point of comparision, here is a list of other video-game things I've accomplished:

  • I've cleared the 1P Game of SSB64 on Very Hard (albeit with 5 stock), a run that included earning No Damage versus Master Hand.
  • I've beaten Events 50 and 51 in SSBM with every character.
  • I've collected all trophies in SSBM (that can be obtained without hacking).
  • I've cleared the Subspace Emissary 100% on Hard without stickers.
  • I've cleared the Subspace Emissary on Intense.
  • I've earned all 120/150 Stars in SM64/SM64DS twice (each).
  • I've earned all the Stars in SMG and SMG2.
  • I have 5 glittering stars in SM3DL.
  • I'm 550-183 in MKDS online without snaking (that's ~75%), as well as being a triple star.
  • I've a Vs Rating of over 8000 in MK Wii, with a Battle Rating of over 7500. I'm also a triple star.
  • I'm 2215-1163 in MK7 online (VR over 7400), and also a triple star.
  • I can beat Banjo-Kazooie 100% in under 5 and a half hours without dying (without a strategy).
  • I can beat Banjo-Tooie 100% without a Turbo controller.
  • I own The Legend Of Zelda: Collector's Edition and have beaten three of the four full games it contains.
  • I've beaten Metroid Prime and MP2: Echoes on Hard, with 100% on each. (GCN versions)
  • I've beaten the Elite 4 in Pokémon Pearl with a team of around level 47.

Other Stuff

  • It's pronounced "two-may", not "two-my". Not that it really matters.
  • None of the quotes at the top of this page are just throw-ins. They all have some sort of meaning. (Although sometimes that meaning is just "Toomai has a sense of humour".)
  • People on the IRC tend to call me "toom". It bugs me for no particular reason.
  • My "away" name on the IRC, "IAmOot", has nothing to do with Ocarina of Time. It's more of a combination of a Canadian joke and a lucky reversal.
  • I don't call myself "The Table Designer" for nothing. Character matchups? Tier lists? Competency charts? Moveset tables? All my creations; everything else is a derivative. I'll do some table work for you if you ask, but don't expect me to feel forced to do it.

Game list/history

"Yes" indicates I own the game. "No" indicates I do not but have played it. Anything else means that I don't own the game but one of my family members do (listed as code name). The "Gut" column displays my instinctual feeling of the game in general (no long thought-out reviews or calculated scores or anything).

Game System Owned/Rented Gut
Super Smash Bros. N64 Yes 71
Super Smash Bros. Melee GCN Yes 93
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Wii Yes 97
Super Mario Bros. VC Yes 70
Super Mario World VC Yes 70
Super Mario 64 N64 No 73
Super Mario 64 DS DS Yes 82
New Super Mario Bros. DS Kid-Bob 77
Super Mario Galaxy Wii Yes 92
New Super Mario Bros. Wii Wii Yes 84
Super Mario Galaxy 2 Wii Yes 94
Super Mario 3D Land 3DS Yes 83
Paper Mario N64 Yes 79
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door GCN Yes 86
Super Paper Mario Wii Yes 85
Bowser's Inside Story DS Yes 90
Luigi's Mansion GCN No 72
Super Mario Kart VC Yes 62
Mario Kart 64 N64 Yes 78
Mario Kart Super Circuit GBA Yes 71
Mario Kart Double Dash GCN Yes 80
Mario Kart DS DS Yes 90
Mario Kart Wii Wii Yes 91
Mario Kart 7 3DS Yes 87
Mario Golf N64 No 74
Mario Golf Toadstool Tour GCN No 76
Mario Tennis N64 Yes 85
Mario Power Tennis GCN Yes 82
Mario Superstar Baseball GCN Yes 78
Super Mario Strikers GCN No 80
Mario Strikers Charged Wii Yes 86
Mario Sports Mix Wii Yes 72
Mario Party N64 Yes 74
Mario Party 2 N64 Yes 72
Mario Party 3 N64 Yes 77
Mario Party 4 GCN Yes 69
Mario Party 5 GCN Yes 79
Yoshi's Island GBA Yes 93
Yoshi's Story N64 Yes 64
Yoshi's Island DS DS Yes 87
Diddy Kong Racing N64 Yes 78
Donkey Kong Country Returns Wii Yes 83
Banjo-Kazooie N64 Yes 91
Banjo-Tooie N64 Yes 91
The Legend Of Zelda GCN Yes 78
The Adventure Of Link GCN Yes 58
A Link To The Past VC Yes 79
Ocarina Of Time GCN Yes 86
Majora's Mask GCN Yes 87
The Wind Waker GCN Yes 88
Twilight Princess Wii Yes 85
Phantom Hourglass DS Aranel 78
Spirit Tracks DS Aranel
Skyward Sword Wii Yes 85
Metroid Prime GCN Yes 80
Metroid Prime 2: Echoes GCN Yes 79
Metroid Prime 3: Corruption Wii Yes 81
Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards VC Yes 74
Kirby Canvas Curse DS Kid-Bob 71
Kirby Squeak Squad DS Kid-Bob 78
Kirby Super Star Ultra DS Kid-Bob 85
Kirby's Return to Dreamland Wii Yes 89
Pokémon XD: Gale Of Darkness GCN No 68
Pokémon Diamond DS Aranel 76
Pokémon Pearl DS Yes 76
Pikmin GCN Yes 74
Punch-Out!! Wii Yes 88
Tetris DS DS Aranel 82
Tetris Axis 3DS Yes 78
Meteos DS Yes 88
de Blob Wii Yes 86
de Blob 2 Wii Yes 86
Rayman Raving Rabbids Wii Yes 61
Final Fantasy III DS Aranel
Final Fantasy IV DS Aranel
Fortune Street Wii Yes 71
Wii Sports Wii Yes 66
Wii Sports Resort Wii Yes 68
Lego Star Wars GCN Yes 80
Lego Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy GCN Yes 84
NHL 2K10 Wii Yes
Team Fortress 2 PC Yes 88
Portal PC Yes 78
Portal 2 PC Yes 87

Friend codes

Incomplete currently.

SSBB 4081-5247-2514
3DS 4382-2548-1945
Glimmergarage (Mario Kart 7 community) 45-6512-1181-1168

Userboxes

Toomai
                                           
Dispute Handling 30%    
Smash Skill 70%    
Smash Knowledge 95%    
Spelling/Grammar 95%    
Typing Speed 80%    
Wikipresence 100%  
Wikiskill 90%    
Basic Attributes
Admin Of Admins This user is a bureaucrat.
Big Cheese This user is an admin.
Controller Of Zed This user has rollback.
Firewall This user is immune to Flame attacks.
I R Seeing You This user uses the IRC.
Icy Head This user cannot use Flame attacks.
Mr. Vulcan This user's Logic attacks deal 33% more damage.
Notoriety This user is a significant contributor.
Photographer This user can upload screenshots.
Polygon Team This user can create 3D imagery.
Rasterizer This user can create .png images.
Respectability This user cannot use Troll attacks.
Rock Head This user is immune to Troll attacks.
Vectorizer This user can create .svgs.
Other Attributes
Arena Zebra This user runs the Smash Arena.
By The Numbers This user attempts to define everything in terms of predictability and definite values.
Creative Breeze This user can easily create names, nomenclatures, systems, and symbols.
Data Miner This user has Project Smash Attack, BrawlBox, and OpenSA2.
Iconic This user has produced various sets of icons.
Leek Power This user is part of the Smash Lab.
Overcautious Every time one of this user's talk page posts is in the Review phase,
there is a 66.7% chance it will be overthought and discarded.
Shut Up Maggots This user knows it's not your fault but still loathes you
when you edit something a minute before he does.
Strength Of Opinion This user's opinion is often nonexistant and/or immutable.
Tabulated Gridiron This user makes useful and cool tables.
Discord.svg
BayonettaSymbol.svg LADIES & GENTS! Come to the Smash Arena and vote on Round 132: Bayonetta vs. Sora! KingdomHeartsSymbol.svg
MarioIcon(SSBB).png This user is the big cheese.
LuigiIcon(SSBB).png This user is tall and skinny.
DrMarioIcon(SSBM).png This user believes that a Smasher once is a Smasher forever.
PeachIcon(SSBB).png This user couldn't care less about "fashion" or what's "in".
BowserIcon(SSBB).png This user is persistent, albeit slow.
YoshiIcon(SSBB).png This user was the first smasher to see the North American Brawl commercial.
WarioIcon(SSBB).png This user is ugly and doesn't care in the least.
DonkeyKongIcon(SSBB).png This user does not like ties.
DiddyKongIcon(SSBB).png This user believes that Banjo and Kazooie deserve to be Smashers.
LinkIcon(SSBB).png This user never got why people think OoT is amongst the best games of all time.
YoungLinkIcon(SSBM).png This user drinks a lot of milk.
ToonLinkIcon(SSBB).png This user has Asperger's Syndrome.
ZeldaIcon(SSBB).png This user has two distinct personalities.
SheikIcon(SSBB).png This user has a nonzero amount of ninja.
GanondorfIcon(SSBB).png This user believes that "darkness" and "shadow" are two different things.
SamusIcon(SSBB).png This user tells it like it is.
ZeroSuitSamusIcon(SSBB).png This user is probably not thinking what you are thinking.
KirbyIcon(SSBB).png This user doesn't give a crap about whether a game is "kiddy" or "family-friendly".
MetaKnightIcon(SSBB).png This user has never played in a tournament.
KingDededeIcon(SSBB).png This user is a CFL fan.
FoxIcon(SSBB).png Only this user has the brains to rule here.
FalcoIcon(SSBB).png This user thinks a cloned Final Smash is the worst possible insult to a character.
WolfIcon(SSBB).png This user has never played a game he thinks he couldn't improve.
PikachuIcon(SSBB).png This user is super effective.
JigglypuffIcon(SSBB).png This user has an extremely powerful musical memory.
PichuIcon(SSBM).png This user would have put all five dropped characters in Brawl.
MewtwoIcon(SSBM).png This user is the original, not the duplicate.
PokémonTrainerIcon(SSBB).png This user has some of them that can be shown to you.
SquirtleIcon(SSBB).png This user is an NHL fan.
IvysaurIcon(SSBB).png This user hates the outdoors.
CharizardIcon(SSBB).png This user blames tiers on the society-enforced human compulsion to win.
LucarioIcon(SSBB).png This user thinks that Mewtwo and Lucario could have co-existed.
CaptainFalconIcon(SSBB).png This user is male.
NessIcon(SSBB).png This user is a nonconformist.
LucasIcon(SSBB).png This user thinks characters could be completely de-cloned if the developers really tried.
IceClimbersIcon(SSBB).png This user is vulnerable to low temperatures.
MarthIcon(SSBB).png This user has a large vocabulary.
RoyIcon(SSBM).png This user watches MythBusters.
IkeIcon(SSBB).png This user has no sympathy.
MrGame&WatchIcon(SSBB).png This user can explain the Smash Bros. multiverse.
PitIcon(SSBB).png This user is a good guy.
OlimarIcon(SSBB).png This user has a scientific mind.
ROBIcon(SSBB).png This user plays, investigates, and makes games.
SonicIcon(SSBB).png This user thinks the Subspace Emissary could have been done much better.
SnakeIcon(SSBB).png This user has only ever played one game rated higher than T.

Competency Charts

Note: Unlike other people's such lists, I do not sort characters within blocks.

Super Smash Bros.
HardDifficulty.png EGGZ
NormalDifficulty.png Munch munch. Ker-zap. Ping shot.
EasyDifficulty.png u-smash ftw PHYAH JUMP PAUNCH Bleah. Flippy spinny sword guy. Nah. Press B to shoot. Yes! Wonk.
Super Smash Bros. Melee
IntenseDifficulty.png When the chips are down... Xerox'd. Run, suckers.
VeryHardDifficulty.png Because. MOO Ninjaninjaninja POOOOM Rubbery. Tiers != skill. Tipper'd.
HardDifficulty.png You is caped. Defib'd. RAWR Big lug. Jumps like lead tires I dunno. Get back here! KABOOOM Take a number.
NormalDifficulty.png MISFIYAH Get some running shoes. Fun, but wonky. Lightning in a shot glass. Zee-woom boing.
EasyDifficulty.png Falls too fast Flap your wings, you dolt.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
IntenseDifficulty.png He's the man. Sucks to be you. High voltage. Dwarf tossing.
VeryHardDifficulty.png The sound of frying pans in the morning. Puts the "r" in "fat". I POGO U Must be the boots. I is a ninja. U cant see i. All the power, none of the "Tick!"s." ITS KIRBEH CLOBBRIN TIEM USE MARKER SCRIBBLE Shorts! Ninja + turtle != Ninja Turtle. If Solarbeam was Light-type... Careful with those rocks, Mr. Fire/Flying. POKE YOU IS NOT RAGNELL'S FRIEND
HardDifficulty.png The man who jumps. RAWR etc. Mr. Muscles. Yes he did. OLD JOKE A wind sock. On his head. A hamfist...that shoots explosives. Don't do it. She has lawyers. And a gun. Take a chill pill. Get back in your cockpit. He has some ups, that's for definite. Let's go to O'Donnell's. No comment. Final Smash cutscene? Go back to your TV and chips. RIP-OFF POUNDPOUND Who says retro doesn't improve? Triple-beep and a static.
NormalDifficulty.png Ho ha hee hay hoo. I would sue Lucas. The annoynace. If at first you don't succeed - use more explosives.
EasyDifficulty.png YOU'RE TOO FAST

A Smashing Saga

  • Check out A Smashing Saga. Basically, it's a fanfiction of the entire story of the Smashers, starting way back in 1999 and following all the way up to the present.
Random Bio
FoxIcon(SSBB).png Fox is used to working with a ragtag group of friends, so working with an group of all-stars comes rather easily to him. Like his place in the Star Fox team, Fox tends to try and break up disagreements and arguments the best he can. StarFoxSymbol.svg

Chapter Timeline
1 Invitations are distributed across various universes. Formation April 1999
2 Introductions are exchanged between the newly-acquainted Smashers.
3 Catch the fish, don’t get caught by the enemies. Accustomization
4 Targets are smashed and snatched without mercy.
5 Dogfights are more interesting when you have eleven competent enemies to shoot down.
6 Purple, the colour of mysteries and shadow.
7 Duodecamicitia: an alliance of twelve - with a single goal.
8 Communication can be difficult without the right technology.
9 Branching out horizons to new lengths.
10 Landings can be rough - but they are always appreciated.
11 Buffets are a good source of fun.
12 Cavernous areas instill various emotions, such as fear.
13 Dozens of enemies against a dozen heroes - with a dozen questions.
14 Frontier formation can define a nation.
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