User:John3637881
| John3637881 | |
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| Character info | |
| Brawl main | Snake |
| Other Brawl character | Zelda |
| Smash 4 mains | Lucina, Yoshi |
| Other Smash 4 characters | Mii Gunner, Ness, Pac-Man |
| Project M main | Ness |
| Other Project M characters | Snake, Zelda |
| Personal and other info | |
| Real name | John |
| Location | United States 
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| Miscellaneous info | |
| Skill |  Average at best |
Hello, my name is John. I knew about Smash back in 2009, but it was only until the spring of 2014 when my friends really got me into it. Credit goes to Snake for getting me to play. If it weren't for his presence in Brawl, I probably wouldn't be writing this page. Back then, I thought Nintendo made dumb games for kids and stuff (Don't worry, I've changed my mind!). Naturally, Snake getting cut from SSB4 has disappointed me to no end, but luckily, I've warmed up to the other characters, and have since enjoyed playing games such as Fire Emblem and EarthBound.
Project M is definitely my favorite Smash game to play. I used to dislike it, but thanks to me doing fairly well with Zelda in the mod, I got into it. I don't dislike Brawl, especially since it was my first Smash game I was really into (I played Melee like, twice, many years ago.) but nowadays, I think it is too slow. To me, Project M is just a better version of Brawl. SSB4 is okay, but I have lots of complaints about it.
Now for things I dislike. I very much hate playing with Items. I've compared them to this situation: You're playing chess with a friend, and then someone slams their hand down on the board as hard as they can. Yes, I think items are annoying, distracting, disruptive, cheap, and broken. That may be redundant. Not surprisingly, I highly dislike stages like Hanenbow or 75m. To me, the focus is more on surviving the stage than outplaying your opponent. I'd rather lose a fair fight than win one where I got luckier. The last thing I really, really dislike is Dark Pit. I understand that they had time to make some clones. But I feel the clone spot was hugely wasted with "DP", as I like to call Dark Pit. They could have made Blaziken as a Captain Falcon clone (Do we really need more clones of him though?), or Wolf as a Fox clone, just so he could stay in the game, or even King K. Rool as a Bowser clone or something.
Characters that should be playable
- Wolf. Can't let you cut that, Sakurai!
- Slippy. This one is mostly a joke. He could either have a unique moveset or just be a Fox clone, but either way, it would be fun to beat him up in training mode.
- Blaziken. Blaziken is famous enough to deserve to be in Smash, it would represent Pokémon Gen 3, and it could be an incredibly easy clone of Captain Falcon.
- Lyn. The main character of the first Fire Emblem game released internationally. She has the potential to have a very unique moveset. I can imagine a Mani Katti barrage as her Final Smash.
- King K. Rool. Never played a game with him in it, but seriously, imagine all the fun you would have beating your friends with a big fat alligator king!
- Snake. I understand why he was cut, but I don't like that he was at all. In fact, his getting cut was probably my least favorite thing in Smash history.
- Optimus Prime. Yes, the chance of him being in Smash is pretty much impossible. But if I'm correct, Transformers is popular in Japan, so you never know. One condition though: He has to have his Generation 1 design. Generation 1 is the best Transformers series.
Shrek.
