Smasher:Borp

Borp is a Melee Sheik main from Pennsylvania. He is known for not using advanced techniques in competitive play, such as wavedashing, L-canceling and even simpler techniques such as short hopping. Despite possessing an unorthodox style of play, Borp has seen moderate tournament success with wins on players such as Free Palestine, The Lake, Vudujin, Jflex and Green Ranger. He previously ranked 5th on the Pittsburgh Melee Power Rankings.

Rankings[edit]

Ranking	Time period	Rank
Spring 2015	—	8th
Winter 2015	—	9th
Winter 2016	—	8th
Spring 2017	—	5th
Fall 2017	—	5th
Spring 2018	—	6th

Tournament	Date	1v1 placement	2v2 placement	Partner
Fight Pitt 2	October 5th, 2013	13th	5th	Ary
Fight Pitt IV	April 19th, 2014	33rd	—	—
Carroll Fest 5	August 16th, 2014	13th	13th	M@V
The Big House 4	October 4th-5th, 2014	129th	—	—
Fight Pitt V	November 1st-2nd, 2014	17th / 200	25th	The Question Guy
Fight Pitt VI	April 16th-17th, 2016	13th / 264	4th	Abate
Apex 2016	June 17th-19th, 2016	9th / 159	—	—
The Big House 6	October 7th-9th, 2016	257th	—	—
Fight Pitt 7	April 15th, 2017	25th	7th	Vincessant
The Big House 7	October 6th-8th, 2017	129th	—	—
New Jersey Japes 8	December 23rd, 2017	2nd	—	—
New Jersey Japes 9	December 30th, 2017	1st / 17	2nd	TheAsianOne
Fight Pitt 8	April 7th, 2018	25th	9th	The Wanderer
Pound Underground	May 12th-13th, 2018	49th	—	—
Homecooked	June 22nd, 2018	4th	—	—
Scarlet Smackdown	October 13th, 2018	7th	—	—
An Exercise in Formality	November 17th, 2018	7th	—	—
Fight Pitt 9	April 6th, 2019	49th	—	—
Four Stock Friday #157	July 26th, 2019	5th	—	—
Riptide 2024	September 6th-8th, 2024	129th	—	—

Borp is the brother of Super Mario 64 TASer Scott Buchanan, also known by his YouTube username pannenkoek2012. He is widely known for his Watch for Rolling Rocks in 0.5x A Presses video, which has become an Internet meme.
Borp has a dedicated website for his philosophical musings, for which he has been widely praised for his insights and creativity.