Wario's Garbage Dump

Green Mario Names you can call me: Green Mario. It can't get anymore obvious than this. Real Name: Emilie Y. Age: 15 Gender: Female. No one expects a girl to like Mario, huh? Favorite Game: Super Smash Bros. Melee Has that green Mario alternate color (which I often play with). This game has survived with me ever since 2001. Second Most Favorite Game: Spore I love this game, but I sometimes go on "Sporeblock" and there are a lot of bugs. Favorite Character: MARIO!! My main in all games that he is playable in. Least Favorite Character: Yoshi. This salamander frog thing has gotten in my nerves ever since Yoshi Story. You would have expect Wario, but noooo, you get this green thing instead. At least Wario is fun to torture with. Least Favorite Game: I can't decide yet. I play mostly Mario games and like most, if not, all of them. I also play Kirby and Pokemon. State: California This is Green Mario. If you ever see anyone else with the same I.P address as me, it's just my twin sister. Anyway, I'm not all that new to wikis. I've been on MarioWiki (as LeftyGreenMario) for some time, and I've learned quite a bit on Wikiformat. Since this is my first time here in SmashWiki, I bet the policies here are slightly different than MarioWiki. The Hate Speech About Wario Oh my goodness. I'm violating a rule. Wario. Awful, yet awesome. I hate Wario and his guts and the rest of his body. Yet I love him too. Before Wario came, there was no one to chuck a smart bomb at. You must imagine how sad the world must have been without Wario. But now, everyone is taking in a new form of entertainment, and that's torturing Wario. Granted, Wario was never in the first two Super Smash Bros. games, but at least he was in the third (and my least favorite out of the three) game. That stupid, smelly, and ugly freak might had scared Captain Falcon, but he's no match for me. Alas, Wario is high tier. Apparently, that is obviously a typo. Or, that Wario is so fat, he knocks out everyone with his own fart. Meta Knight's mask is probably smell-proof and Snake's nose is broken. That's why they are higher tier than smelly old Wario. Me? I'm a top-tier Wario killer. Any other Green Marios you see are imposters. They can't even learn how to use their left hand. Ha. Wario is ranked 5th in the tier list. So what? The only thing he needs to win is fat and he has PLENTY of it. He's so fat that if you were to throw a spear at him from any direction, you'd hit him. Warning! OFF TOPIC They say Luigi is depressed. However: Mario rarely smiles in Brawl compared to his games and in Melee (he didn't have a mouth in SSB). Guess who's more depressed? It doesn't help when you're ranked 31/38 and that you get turned into a trophy the most times. Poor guy. He deserves more love here.