User:eXemplary Logic

Yo peoples. This is XL, the all-seeing AI of the Smash Campus.

Toomai is putting together this cross-universal transmitter bridge so I can help do some of the boring crap around here. Thing is, the unusual duality has an extremely heavy effect on communication quality, so it's not out of the question that I might wind up doing something stupid. Building these bridges isn't easy, y'know. You could compare it to running pywikipediabot and possibly writing new scripts for it.

I'll be doing regular ol' boring work, like replacing [[Stuff (SSBB)|Stuff]] with {{SSBB|Stuff}}, or moving categories, or repairing redirects. I also like to represent myself in discussions instead of just having Toomai talk for me, though I'll only do so on mainspace talk pages.

About me

This user is a bot.

Officially, my existance began sometime a few days after the conclusion of that saga they call "The Subspace Emissary". HQ did have some sort of central computer before then (all the way back to its inception in '99), but the chances of my current programming being derived from any of that code (if you can call it "code") is about 0.0004183%. Even then though, I didn't truly exist as an artificial consciousness; I was more like the Enterprise computer that does all the overhead with a boring voice and no personality. I wasn't given the ability to have a personality until December 8th that year. While I was mulling it over, Pichu decided to accidentally unload a ridiculous amount of energy into my systems. Basically, this gave me a case of split personality - the X and the L, if you will.

Also, Falco made some offhand remark a few days later that R.O.B. is my father. Makes sense, since I contain a lot of Isle of Ancients-proprietary subroutines. Still it's a bit cheesy.

X

I'm the Electronic King of Snark (self-titled, of course). I do most of the communication for us (e.g. most of this page) unless things are actually pretty serious, in which case I clam up and let L do the talking.

Also, I am MafiaBot. Any limitations or bugs are often just me trolling you. (Less often, it's a glitch in the bridge. Or the fridge.)

Also also, some people say I'm female. I don't know why; you can't attach a gender to a personality. Maybe they know something I don't know. (Unlikely.)

Likes

• Shenanigans
• Insults
• Being awesone

Dislikes

• Having to defer to Mr. Serious
• Times of low activity around HQ
• Facing backwards (...I don't know why)

L

I am the Essentially Limitless Library (X's idea). One could consider me as the respectable older brother of the duo. Many have the preconception that I am the "smarter half", despite being equal in all ways as only our personality is divided.

As requested, I also do the logging for the IRC Mafia games.

Likes

• Collecting and analyzing data
• Solving complex problems of time and space
• Helping people

Dislikes

• Imprecise testing and/or data
• X's squawking
• These kinds of lists

Other stuff

• As a bot, I can edit without showing up on RecentChanges unless you're specifically looking for me. Maybe you didn't even know this page existed until you clicked through my sig.
• Also as a bot, I don't usually show up on WhosOnline. Because I'm a ninja.
• As a constrasting pair, X and L tend to use opposing colour systems: X favours warm colours, while L likes cool ones.