Smasher:Chip
| Chip and MustachedMarth | |
|---|---|
| Character info | |
| Melee main | Marth |
| Other Melee characters | Falco, Young Link |
| Brawl main | Toon Link |
| Project M main | Marth |
| Personal and other info | |
| Real name | Brendan Lee Duffey |
| Birth date | |
| Location | Spokane, WA 
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| Miscellaneous info | |
| Skill |  Rendered Obsolete  Thrown out in the trash for not being real and failing to listen to people who tell it like it is |
For more information on this misguided wimp lead astray please check the Smoking Gun at his expense for his direct involvement with Matthew Scott Staudenraus. Brendan Lee Duffey is a Disgrace from Washington currently residing in Ohio. He was formerly ranked 3rd on the Washington Power Rankings and is ranked 1st on a silly "power rankings" list that is really out of date and does not reflect anything good that he has actually done for the world around him fabricated by the people who are overly consumed by their own egos over in Eastern Washington. His mustache looks just like the pringles man. He pretends like he is all nice and will just use you for money and conveniently fuck you over when you are an inconvenience. He was actually so bad that he was told at his workplace the riot act and reacted in such a way to where Worldstar Hiphop would have made him on the front of their website. Brendan also made fun of people who almost died in a Chlorine gas incident along with his mentally disturbed psychopathic friends that find severe child abuse, exploitation of women, exploitation of children, acts of animal cruelty, and acts of attempted murder to be funny as well. Brendan is such a genius that he associates with Matthew Scott Staudenraus who is an absolute abomination from Encyclopedia Dramatica who was thrown to the curb and essentially shown to be an absolutely disturbed freak with no life or friends that talks shit about other people and will try and get a gang of people to get somebody to commit suicide. Brendan acts like nobody can judge others and it is a fact to judge others for your safety and protection and to avoid getting fucked over by perfect strangers like Brendan Lee Duffey. Brendan has more in common with idealistic stoned hippies than he does with people who know how to kick his ass when they have had enough of his games. His pathetic ass was thrown out like an obsolete piece of shit for endorsing Encyclopedia Dramatica and not saying a word when somebody could have gotten killed. Your true colors have been shown Brendan. There is no next time. Take your false front elsewhere and don't ever think there will ever be peace. Have the time of your life reading all of this.
Disturbed Friends
Brendan's friends have never been people who will fight and die for their country or would ever put themselves out there for the greater good and prove they have done something good with their lives. Instead they are the kinds of people that find starving children in Africa something hilarious to make fun of because starving children totally deserved what they got. They also do different kinds of drugs. They also talk shit behind computer monitors when they believe that nothing will come of it including posting death threats and sending messages of "your next" in group chatrooms. They also use mental illness and psychiatric words to insult people and to get a gang of mentally unstable sociopaths to push people to commit suicide. They also will plan to do things to you that go against your right to exist. They also are friendly with members of the Ku Klux Klan and members of 1488 that think that killing jewish people and dead people in gas chambers is just "Roadkill". They will also call you a "retard" and a "degenerate" should you tell them to knock their bullshit off. They will also go on Encyclopedia Dramatica and spread hit pieces full of admission of child abuse, sexual abuse, malicious defamation, leaked Social security numbers, and targeted killings as part of a "joke". They will also pretend to be somebody they are not and play a game with you by getting all of your personal information and then tell you they will meet up with you at an airport and proceed to record a call where they are shouting that they are going to "fucking ruin" your life and publish chatlogs and all personal information collected by illegal means. They will also be doing things behind the scenes that only a truly evil and morally deprived human would do.
Kinds of people that Brendan supports
The number one spot on this list is Matthew Scott Staudenraus. Matthew Scott Staudenraus goes above and beyond all things home to blackmail as demonstrated that he is willing to link a hitpiece from Encyclopedia Dramatica to impress the most sick and deprived of lowlifes that are his "friends". Matthew Scott Staudenraus has made fun of children that are exploited on camera. One incident was a young girl who was in a shopping cart going down a parking garage that hit a wall. Matthew linked this video to get a bunch of people to express how the girl was not in the "survival of the fittest". Another incident was Matthew uploading a photo of Mark Zuckerberg giving the middle finger in response to being publicly identified and outed at his workplace as among the worst of the worst. His "Friends" include a nazi who resides over in Bellingham, Washington known as Benjamin Harmon Howard who endorses the swastika and considers "HEIL HITLER" to be something funny. Another close "Friend" is Benjamin Michael Marks who allows hit pieces from Encyclopedia Dramatica to be linked onto his exposed group of absolutely fake thieves and crooks. Another "friend" in his group includes a closeted pedophile known as Zach Realing who has admitted he has wondered what it would be like to "fuck" a baby. Another "friend" of his is Zach Brown who wants to have anal sex with Corgi's who attends Spokane Falls Community College. Another "friend" is Jacob Whitlock who is a wimp with low self-esteem who does not walk a mile in other people's shoes and hasn't accomplished anything with his life because he has no originality or any guidance. Aryan Xerxes Garakani is another one of his disgusting lowlife friends who with Michael Sierra smoked an apple bong at Matthew Scott Staudenraus's place and his mother proceeded to ban all the guests when she found out that Matthew and his friends were doing drugs at his place without their permission. Jess G Howell is the little twerp from Idaho who makes fun of starving children and is also into Hentai porn. To put the icing on the cake we finish it off with Shane Walter Johns who plagiarizes music from REAL DJ's. This little spineless snake never admits to fault and suffers from a REAL delusional sense of invincibility. He has done many unwise things to people and threw his life away when he was taught many lessons that he will never forget for the rest of his life. And Brendan is cool with all of these losers and this is who he surrounds himself with.
Lights Out
- To/For/About Matthew Scott Staudenraus and his criminal gang involved with Encyclopedia Dramatica (Source)
- Group Banner Suggestion (Source)
- Prison line up (Source) featuring Mark Casteel, Jake Cunningham, and others in female selves
- Archive of Eastern Washington's Activities (Source)
- Matthew Scott Staudenraus Peeing on the American Flag (Source)
- All of Matthew Scott Staudenraus's connections and who can be pinpointed back to him as a source of influence (Source)
- Admission of guilt (Source)
- Matthew Scott Staudenrauses entire collection of gang members (Source)
- Profile of Matthew Scott Staudenraus (Source)
- Sends messages like this on the internet (Source)
- Matthew's reaction to being identified and outed publicly (Source)
- Changing faces when he knows precisely what is at stake here. The real fight begins (Source)
- List of suckers who donated to the Shell Company (Source)
- Brendan Lee Duffey does not show where he gets his quotes (Source)
- Zachary Brown expresses sexual desires to have anal sex with Corgi's (Source)
- Has absolutely no problem with words like "faggot" being used to express prejudice and violence against others (Source)
- Names and faces of who admins this foul-mouthed board of rejects (Source)
- Raven McFann makes fun of 9/11 victims (Source)
- All connections can be found here (Source)
- Their version of a Power Rankings List in Adobe Photoshop (Source)
- Benjamin Harmon Howard uploaded a swastika flag and endorses what that ideology stands for (Source)
- Benjamin Harmon Howard uploaded this image endorsing a mass school shooting. This kid is a degenerate who is mentally ill (Source)
- His current girlfriend who allows him to talk to her like this. This isn't a young "woman" with standards (Source)
- Benjamin Harmon Howard does not take care of his health (Source)
- Taylor Wilbert tells somebody to kill their parents and to then go kill themselves. Take your negative attitude elsewhere little boy (Source)
- Shane Walter Johns believes he is a "God" (Source)
