User:Monsieur Crow/SSB4 Character Hype Chart

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Like many others, I too have taken interest in the latest Smash Bros. game or something. Unfortunately, some of these people have incorrect thoughts about how excellent some characters are over others. If you find yourself to be incorrect, let the following table help you out on what you need to know.

Monsieur Crow's Breathtakingly Balanced and Badass Booking on Brawlers
Pseudo-waifu tier RobinIcon(SSB4-U).png
Lucina tier LucinaIcon(SSB4-U).png
Everyone else tier Everyone else.
Lucario tier LucarioIcon(SSB4-U).png
Dark Pit tier DarkPitIcon(SSB4-U).png

Explanation[edit]

Robin tier: Costume based on Anna, cute mage girl par excellence and most righteous waifu, from Fire Emblem: Awakening? Not bad, Robin, not bad at all...

Lucina tier: I TOLD YOU SO. I spent months telling people she could make it in and told them that being similar to Marth wouldn't prevent her from making it in. WELL GUESS WHAT, BITCHES? Crow 1, Bitches 0. Hahaha...I rule.

Everyone else tier: Meh. Wii Fit Trainer looks cool. Link might not be an abortion. Not much to say here.

Lucario tier: Hey, Lucario, you're actually not getting all of my hate, scorn and mockery! Nice job, this is a step in the right direction. You still suck, though.

Dark Pit tier: Fuck you, Sakurai.