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(Forgot this one. Mostly adding it just to say that DR3 is the single worst anime I've seen in my life. And I actually tried to unironically watch Sword Art Online at one point.)
(I'd like to take a moment just to say that Toast is a stupid stinky sock.)
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{{cquote|<center>Battle not with monsters lest ye become a monster; and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes into you.</center>|cite=Friedrich Nietzsche}}
{{cquote|<center>Battle not with monsters lest ye become a monster; and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes into you.</center>|cite=Friedrich Nietzsche}}
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{{cquote|<center>Only the best is good enough.</center>|cite=Ole Kirk Christiansen}}
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{{cquote|<center>Have no fear of perfection. You'll never reach it.</center>|cite=Salvador Dalí}}
{{cquote|<center>Have no fear of perfection. You'll never reach it.</center>|cite=Salvador Dalí}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't do drugs. I am drugs.</center>|cite=Salvador Dalí}}
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{{cquote|<center>In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes.</center>|cite=Andy Warhol}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's okay. I was useless at your age, too.</center>|cite=Paul Arden}}
{{cquote|<center>It's okay. I was useless at your age, too.</center>|cite=Paul Arden}}
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{{cquote|<center>Instead of waiting for perfection, run with what you've got, then fix it as you go.</center>|cite=Paul Arden}}
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{{cquote|<center>Great people have great egos. Maybe that's what makes them great.</center>|cite=Paul Arden}}
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{{cquote|<center>It is better to regret what you have done than what you haven't.</center>|cite=Paul Arden}}
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{{cquote|<center>I always wondered why somebody didn't do something, then I realised I am somebody.</center>|cite=Lily Tomlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.</center>|cite=Vladimir Nabokov's ''Lolita''}}
{{cquote|<center>It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.</center>|cite=Vladimir Nabokov's ''Lolita''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.</center>|cite=Frank Herbert's ''Dune''}}
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{{cquote|<center>In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry, and been widely regarded as a bad move.</center>|cite=Douglas Adams's ''The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy''}}
{{cquote|<center>In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry, and been widely regarded as a bad move.</center>|cite=Douglas Adams's ''The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Is it better for a man to have chosen evil than to have good imposed upon him?</center>|cite=Anthony Burgess's ''A Clockwork Orange''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We can destroy what we have written, but we cannot unwrite it.</center>|cite=Anthony Burgess's ''A Clockwork Orange''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man.</center>|cite=Anthony Burgess's ''A Clockwork Orange''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. Read the newspaper, you're misinformed.</center>|cite=Mark Twain}}
{{cquote|<center>You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.</center>|cite=Winston Churchill}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK.'''</center>|cite=The Rock}}
{{cquote|<center>If you're going through hell, keep going.</center>|cite=Winston Churchill}}
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{{cquote|<center>Old country way, make him humble. Suplex him, put him in the camel clutch, break his back, and then fuck his ass, make him humble 'till he respect the Iron Sheik!</center>|cite=The Iron Sheik}}
{{cquote|<center>Success is not final, and failure is not fatal.</center>|cite=Winston Churchill}}
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{{cquote|<center>Let no one think that flexibility and a predisposition to compromise is a sign of weakness.</center>|cite=Paul Kagame}}
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{{cquote|<center>Once, dragons and men coexisted. <br>They shared a peace forged in wisdom,<br> a peace that lasted many generations.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Fire Emblem''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. Read the newspaper, you're misinformed.</center>|cite=Mark Twain}}
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{{cquote|<center>Tim is off on a search to rescue the Princess. She has been snatched by a horrible and evil monster. This happened because Tim made a mistake.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Braid''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.</center>|cite=Mark Twain}}
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{{cquote|<center>You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.<br>There is a small mailbox here.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Zork!''.}}
{{cquote|<center>'''IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK.'''</center>|cite=The Rock}}
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{{cquote|<center>This is the story of a man named Stanley.</center>|cite=Opening narration in ''The Stanley Parable''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Old country way, make him humble! Suplex him, put him in the camel clutch, break his back, and then fuck his ass, make him humble 'till he respect the Iron Sheik!</center>|cite=The Iron Sheik}}
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{{cquote|<center>This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building, where he was employee number 427. Employee number 427's job was simple. He sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor next to his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what employee 427 did every day of every month of every year. And although others might consider it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.<br><br>And Stanley was happy.</center>|cite=Opening narration in ''The Stanley Parable''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now, please sit back and enjoy the game.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Persona 4''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Once, dragons and men coexisted. <br>They shared a peace forged in wisdom,<br> a peace that lasted many generations.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Say pal, you don't look so good. You better find something to eat before night comes!</center>|cite=Maxwell in ''Don't Starve''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Tim is off on a search to rescue the Princess. She has been snatched by a horrible and evil monster. This happened because Tim made a mistake.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Braid''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Isaac, wake up! Please, dear, wake up! The Mt. Aleph Boulder is going to fall! Come on, Isaac. We have to go----now!</center>|cite=Dora in ''Golden Sun''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.<br>There is a small mailbox here.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Zork!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>In the land of Hyrule, there echoes a legend. A legend held early by the Royal Family that tells of a boy...</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Majora's Mask''.}}
{{cquote|<center>This is the story of a man named Stanley.</center>|cite=Opening narration in ''The Stanley Parable''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This is but one of the legends of which the people speak...</center>|cite=Opening text in ''The Wind Waker''.}}
{{cquote|<center>This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building, where he was employee number 427. Employee number 427's job was simple. He sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor next to his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what employee 427 did every day of every month of every year. And although others might consider it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.<br><br>And Stanley was happy.</center>|cite=Opening narration in ''The Stanley Parable''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Proper story's supposed to start at the beginning. Ain't so simple with this one. Here's a kid whose whole world got all twisted, leaving him stranded on a rock in the sky.<br><br>He gets up. Sets off for the Bastion, where everyone agreed to go in case of trouble.</center>|cite=Opening narration in ''Bastion''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Now, please sit back and enjoy the game.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Persona 4''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Countless legends surround a sword known as Soul Edge. Some claim it to be the ultimate weapon. Others refer to it as the Sword of Heroes; a phantom sword with immeasurable power of the spirits; the key to eternal youth; a treasure without equal; a panacea to cure all illnesses. There are even those who consider it as the Sword of Salvation.<br><br>Although various folklore of Soul Edge spread across the world, its true nature was unmistakably evil. It was a demonic sword that fed on human souls.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Soul Calibur II''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Alpha Team is flying over the forest zone situated in north-west Raccoon City, where we are searching for the helicopter of our compatriots, Bravo Team, who disappeared during the middle of their mission. Bizarre murder cases have recently occurred in Raccoon City. There have been outlandish reports of families being attacked by groups of about ten people. Victims were apparently eaten. </center>|cite=Chris Redfield in ''Resident Evil''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Congratulations. The October labor lottery is complete. Your name was pulled.<br><br>For immediate placement, report to the Ministry Of Admission at Grestin Border Checkpoint.<br><br> An apartment will be provided for you and your family in East Grestin. Expect a Class-8 dwelling. <br><br>Glory to Arstotzka. </center>|cite=Opening text in ''Papers, Please''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Say pal, you don't look so good. You better find something to eat before night comes!</center>|cite=Maxwell in ''Don't Starve''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Legend tells of an ancient artifact that can grant a woman's wish...The Skull Heart<br><br>However, if she is impure of heart, her wish will be corrupted, and she will be turned into an immensely powerful, twisted being of destruction... The Skull Girl</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Skullgirls''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Well, Cuphead and his pal Mugman, they liked to roll the dice. By chance they came 'pon Devil's game, and gosh, they paid the price!</center>|cite=Cuphead's ''Don't Deal With the Devil''}}
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{{cquote|<center>About 15 years ago, the base point connected with another world. Appeared in various places on the Earth. That was called a Gate. The name of the world is Randlok. That was the fantasy world where magic existed really.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Primitive Link''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Isaac, wake up! Please, dear, wake up! The Mt. Aleph Boulder is going to fall! Come on, Isaac. We have to go----now!</center>|cite=Dora in ''Golden Sun''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We'll fall in love in the town where it snows.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Konayuki Fururi''.}}
{{cquote|<center>In the land of Hyrule, there echoes a legend. A legend held early by the Royal Family that tells of a boy...</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Majora's Mask''}}
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{{cquote|<center>extend the little wings which fly in this sky highly</center>|cite=Opening text in ''If My Heart Had Wings''.}}
{{cquote|<center>This is but one of the legends of which the people speak...</center>|cite=Opening text in ''The Wind Waker''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sometimes I question my life decisions. Tomorrow is my first day of college, it's past 11:00PM, and instead of sleeping, I'm at an Adam Eaton concert one state away from my college campus. Unlike teenagers out in the audience screaming for an encore, though, I'm the girl backstage dusting Adam's face with another coat of powder before he heads back out...</center>|cite=Sian Goodin in ''Backstage Pass''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Proper story's supposed to start at the beginning. Ain't so simple with this one. Here's a kid whose whole world got all twisted, leaving him stranded on a rock in the sky.<br><br>He gets up. Sets off for the Bastion, where everyone agreed to go in case of trouble.</center>|cite=Opening narration in ''Bastion''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We're almost home. Your room is just the way you left it.</center>|cite=Joslyn, King Dowager, Duke of Caloris in ''Long Live the Queen''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Countless legends surround a sword known as Soul Edge. Some claim it to be the ultimate weapon. Others refer to it as the Sword of Heroes; a phantom sword with immeasurable power of the spirits; the key to eternal youth; a treasure without equal; a panacea to cure all illnesses. There are even those who consider it as the Sword of Salvation.<br><br>Although various folklore of Soul Edge spread across the world, its true nature was unmistakably evil. It was a demonic sword that fed on human souls.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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{{cquote|<center>They're hostile...? This might be more trouble than it's worth...</center>|cite=Suguri in ''Suguri''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Congratulations. The October labor lottery is complete. Your name was pulled.<br><br>For immediate placement, report to the Ministry Of Admission at Grestin Border Checkpoint.<br><br> An apartment will be provided for you and your family in East Grestin. Expect a Class-8 dwelling. <br><br>Glory to Arstotzka.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Papers, Please''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This is... the sky? It's heavy and gloomy. It looks as dark as it can get. ...I'll commence... my operation now.</center>|cite=Sora  in ''Sora''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Legend tells of an ancient artifact that can grant a woman's wish...The Skull Heart<br><br>However, if she is impure of heart, her wish will be corrupted, and she will be turned into an immensely powerful, twisted being of destruction... The Skull Girl</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Skullgirls''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It is the stated position of the U.S. Air Force that their safeguards would prevent the occurrence of such events as are depicted in this film. Furthermore, it should be noted that none of the characters portrayed in this film are meant to represent any real persons living or dead. </center>|cite=Opening crawl in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''.}}
{{cquote|<center>About 15 years ago, the base point connected with another world. Appeared in various places on the Earth. That was called a Gate. The name of the world is Randlok. That was the fantasy world where magic existed really.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Primitive Link''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, guess what? I've got a job that you're going to love. Nice and easy, this is strictly a salvage mission. No crazy shit, I promise. </center>|cite=Opening text of ''Analogue - A Hate Story''.}}
{{cquote|<center>We'll fall in love in the town where it snows.</center>|cite=Opening text in ''Konayuki Fururi''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fight using only the left and right mouse buttons. When you fight, your cursor can be anywhere on the screen.</center>|cite=Opening narration of ''One Finger Death Punch''.}}
{{cquote|<center>extend the little wings which fly in this sky highly</center>|cite=Opening text in ''If My Heart Had Wings''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I've kept a journal for as long as I can remember. I used it to chronicle my every thought and dream. Until the day I opened it to find it completely  blank...</center>|cite=Opening narration of ''Journal''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Sometimes I question my life decisions. Tomorrow is my first day of college, it's past 11:00PM, and instead of sleeping, I'm at an Adam Eaton concert one state away from my college campus. Unlike teenagers out in the audience screaming for an encore, though, I'm the girl backstage dusting Adam's face with another coat of powder before he heads back out...</center>|cite=Sian Goodin in ''Backstage Pass''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill. Isaac kept to himself drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his mom watched Christian broadcasts on the television. Life was simple and they were both happy. That was until the day Isaac's mom heard a voice from above: "Your son has become corrupted by sin. He needs to be saved."</center>|cite=Opening narration of ''The Binding of Isaac''.}}
{{cquote|<center>We're almost home. Your room is just the way you left it.</center>|cite=Joslyn, King Dowager, Duke of Caloris in ''Long Live the Queen''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It was a thrust like lightning.<br>A spearhead thrust to pierce my heart.<br>Trying to dodge it would be useless.<br>Being lightning, it's invisible to the human eye.<br><br>But...<br>The lightning that tries to pierce me...<br>...Is repelled by the moonlight that tries to save me. </center>|cite=Opening text of ''Fate/stay Night''.}}
{{cquote|<center>They're hostile...? This might be more trouble than it's worth...</center>|cite=Suguri in ''Suguri''}}
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{{cquote|<center>St. PigeoNation's. A school blessed with extensive curricula and facilities. It's already been a year since I ended my ordinary life and walked through these gates. I should probably say... This school is known for one thing in particular. This school is Japan's -- no, the world's, greatest gathering-place for gifted birds. Birds who want to study the arts, the sciences, even sports all come to St. PigeoNation's. The teaching staff and student body are both made up of a diverse blend of birds of different backgrounds and species. I'm often asked why I chose to come here, despite not being a bird. It's a long story... </center>|cite=Hiyoko Tosaka in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
{{cquote|<center>This is... the sky? It's heavy and gloomy. It looks as dark as it can get. ...I'll commence... my operation now.</center>|cite=Sora  in ''Sora''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Rise and shine, Mister Freeman, rise and...shine. Not that I wish...to imply that you have been sleeping on...the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...well...let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference...in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and...smell the ashes. </center>|cite=Opening narration of ''Half-Life 2''.}}
{{cquote|<center>It is the stated position of the U.S. Air Force that their safeguards would prevent the occurrence of such events as are depicted in this film. Furthermore, it should be noted that none of the characters portrayed in this film are meant to represent any real persons living or dead. </center>|cite=Opening crawl in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There once was a city in the world of mortals.<br><br>Its king was proud of his position, and its people were arrogant about their wealth.<br><br>Its rulers made light of the gods and ceased to worship them.<br><br>Its people sank into debauchery and sloth. The Lord became angry at this and summoned the Prince of Darkness, ruler of the Underworld.<br><br>Accepting the Lord's will, he attacked the world of mortals. </center>|cite=Opening narration of ''Princess Maker 2''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey, guess what? I've got a job that you're going to love. Nice and easy, this is strictly a salvage mission. No crazy shit, I promise. </center>|cite=Opening text of ''Analogue - A Hate Story''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 386.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word "hate" was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro instant. For you. Hate. Hate. </center>|cite=AM in ''I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Fight using only the left and right mouse buttons. When you fight, your cursor can be anywhere on the screen.</center>|cite=Opening narration of ''One Finger Death Punch''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You shall find your place in history and become a legend... A legend that will never die!</center>|cite=Ending text in ''Soul Calibur II''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I've kept a journal for as long as I can remember. I used it to chronicle my every thought and dream. Until the day I opened it to find it completely blank...</center>|cite=Opening narration of ''Journal''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Transcending history, and the world, a tale of souls and swords, eternally retold.</center>|cite=Narration in ''Soul Calibur II''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill. Isaac kept to himself drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his mom watched Christian broadcasts on the television. Life was simple and they were both happy. That was until the day Isaac's mom heard a voice from above: "Your son has become corrupted by sin. He needs to be saved."</center>|cite=Opening narration of ''The Binding of Isaac''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Danger, danger! High voltage! When we touch! When we kiss!</center>|cite=Electric Six's ''Danger! High Voltage''.}}
{{cquote|<center>It was a thrust like lightning.<br>A spearhead thrust to pierce my heart.<br>Trying to dodge it would be useless.<br>Being lightning, it's invisible to the human eye.<br><br>But...<br>The lightning that tries to pierce me...<br>...Is repelled by the moonlight that tries to save me. </center>|cite=Opening text of ''Fate/stay Night''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh well, whatever, never mind.</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Smells Like Teen Spirit''.}}
{{cquote|<center>St. PigeoNation's. A school blessed with extensive curricula and facilities. It's already been a year since I ended my ordinary life and walked through these gates. I should probably say... This school is known for one thing in particular. This school is Japan's -- no, the world's, greatest gathering-place for gifted birds. Birds who want to study the arts, the sciences, even sports all come to St. PigeoNation's. The teaching staff and student body are both made up of a diverse blend of birds of different backgrounds and species. I'm often asked why I chose to come here, despite not being a bird. It's a long story... </center>|cite=Hiyoko Tosaka in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Polly wants a cracker. I think I should get off her, first.</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Polly''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Rise and shine, Mister Freeman, rise and...shine. Not that I wish...to imply that you have been sleeping on...the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...well...let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference...in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and...smell the ashes. </center>|cite=Opening narration of ''Half-Life 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I like it, I'm not gonna crack. I miss you, I'm not gonna crack. I love you, I'm not gonna crack. I killed you, I'm not gonna crack.</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Lithium''.}}
{{cquote|<center>There once was a city in the world of mortals.<br><br>Its king was proud of his position, and its people were arrogant about their wealth.<br><br>Its rulers made light of the gods and ceased to worship them.<br><br>Its people sank into debauchery and sloth. The Lord became angry at this and summoned the Prince of Darkness, ruler of the Underworld.<br><br>Accepting the Lord's will, he attacked the world of mortals. </center>|cite=Opening narration of ''Princess Maker 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Rainy days to wash away my tears...sunny days and a smile to hide my fears. Way back then, remember what you said to me.</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''Bright Lights, Big City''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 386.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word "hate" was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro instant. For you. Hate. Hate. </center>|cite=AM in ''I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You are the one, another day, another night...I need you so, I love you so, you are the one...</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''You Are The One''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You shall find your place in history and become a legend... A legend that will never die!</center>|cite=Ending text in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Celia...you're breaking my heart. You're shakin' my confidence daily...Oh Cecilia, I'm down on my knees...I'm begging you please, to come home!</center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''Cecilia''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Transcending history, and the world, a tale of souls and swords, eternally retold.</center>|cite=Narration in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Stumbling and falling and still after all, I keep falling in love with you!</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''I Said I Love You''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Danger, danger! High voltage! When we touch! When we kiss!</center>|cite=Electric Six's ''Danger! High Voltage''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And when the sun is out, we'll take each other's hands and shout, "I love you 'till the end of time!"</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''Love For Two''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh well, whatever, never mind.</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Smells Like Teen Spirit''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'll turn to a friend, someone that understands and sees through the master plan. But everybody's gone, and I've been here for too long to face this on my own. Well, I guess this is growing up...</center>|cite=blink-182's ''Dammit''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Polly wants a cracker. I think I should get off her, first.</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Polly''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ohayo, gozama, konichiwa.</center>|cite=Pizzicato Five's ''Satellite Hour''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I like it, I'm not gonna crack. I miss you, I'm not gonna crack. I love you, I'm not gonna crack. I killed you, I'm not gonna crack.</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Lithium''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh hi! We love your music. Can we make a song together one day?</center>|cite=Pizzicato Five's ''Arigato, We Love You''.}}
{{cquote|<center>She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak. I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks. I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap. I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black.</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Heart-Shaped Box''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You whirled around to make your case, to put me right back in my place. You held your laundry in your arms, it said "I mean it!" on your face, and in my last clean shirt, I was completely off-guard, when Laundry Girl, you kissed me hard!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Laundry Girl''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint! Forever in debt to your priceless advice...</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Heart-Shaped Box''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Our lips were heavens opened up, you fit like coffee to my cup, through galaxies of apple trees, you were my first clean love, and in my last clean shirt, I turned around, and you were gone...Oh, but I never got to say goodbye...!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Laundry Girl''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Rape me.<br><br>Rape me!<br><br>''Rape me!''<br><br>'''''Rape me!'''''<br><br>'''''RAPE ME!'''''<br><br>'''''RAPE ME!!'''''</center>|cite=Nirvana's ''Rape Me''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Laundry Girl, I love you, from my socks, to my pocket-T...</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Laundry Girl''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Rainy days to wash away my tears. Sunny days and a smile to hide my fears. Way back then, remember what you said to me.</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''Bright Lights, Big City''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Come down to Lake Pontchartrain, rest your soul and feed your brain, free for you and all your friends, crawfish 'till the bitter end! Come down to Lake Pontchartrain, wade to the shallows break, that's where you will get to see everything the water can be!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Lake Pontchartrain''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Stars melting in the sky, just for you and me...</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''Bright Lights, Big City''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That's how it happened, why would I lie?! There were no bodies, I've got none to hide! I'm just a boy, lost his friends in the rain. Any more questions, just go and ask Lake Pontchartrain! </center>|cite=Ludo's ''Lake Pontchartrain''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You are the one, another day, another night... I need you so, I love you so, you are the one...</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''You Are The One''}}
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{{cquote|<center>They've got more beer than he's ever seen, and they've got girls on trampolines! They tapped ten kegs since 9:15, and they've got girls on trampolines!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Girls on Trampolines''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Celia, you're breaking my heart. You're shakin' my confidence daily. Oh Cecilia, I'm down on my knees. I'm begging you please, to come home!</center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''Cecilia''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I hear there's a shindig behind Burger King, and I hear there's girls on trampolines! The tree looks fine, and the driver's clean! Just give them girls on trampolines!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Girls on Trampolines''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Stumbling and falling and still after all, I keep falling in love with you!</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''I Said I Love You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But I realized you were right, we were never meant to be. And you know what?<br><br> Thank God! <br><br>'Cause you're the most vapid, whiny blah I've ever met. Always making fun of my clothes, telling me how hot other guys are, asking me to pay you gas money?! ''Buy your own gas, you bug-eyed mooch,'' it's your car and it costs more than my house! Oh, and now you're going around trying to sleep with my friends! Hey, good, that really makes you an empowered individual! No, wait, did I say empowered individual? I meant '''TWO-CENT GUTTER SLUT'''! ''Listen, you tanning-bed-baked, broke-ass, goat-faced, oompa-loompa monkey problem!'' I am proud to shop at Target, I'll wear warm-up pants any day of the week! Yes, your ass did look fat in those jeans, your mom's a milf, and I plan to get on your little sister just as soon as I give her a call back, oh and you know what else?! </center>|cite=Ludo's ''Good Will Hunting By Myself''.}}
{{cquote|<center>And when the sun is out, we'll take each other's hands and shout, "I love you 'till the end of time!"</center>|cite=Takeshi Nakatsuka's ''Love For Two''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Or should I just get along with myself? I never did get along with everybody else, I've been trying hard to do what's right. But you know, I could stay here all night and watch the clouds fall from the sky...</center>|cite=The Killers' ''This River is Wild''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I'll turn to a friend, someone that understands and sees through the master plan. But everybody's gone, and I've been here for too long to face this on my own. Well, I guess this is growing up...</center>|cite=blink-182's ''Dammit''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he talks like a gentleman, like you imagined when you were young.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''When You Were Young''.}}
{{cquote|<center>{{rollover|Ohayo, gozama, konichiwa. Anata no koto. Sukina no koto. Sayonara, sankyu, sakitsumi. Anata no koto, sukina no koto.|Hello, good morning, how are you? What you are, what you like. Goodbye, thank you, sock it to me. What you are, what you like.|y}}</center>|cite=Pizzicato Five's ''Satellite Hour''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't you want to come with me? Don't you want to feel my bones on your bones? It's only natural...</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Bones''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh hi! We love your music. Can we make a song together one day?</center>|cite=Pizzicato Five's ''Arigato, We Love You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And I'm on my knees, looking for the answer. Are we human, or are we dancer?</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Human''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You whirled around to make your case, to put me right back in my place. You held your laundry in your arms, it said "I mean it!" on your face, and in my last clean shirt, I was completely off-guard, when Laundry Girl, you kissed me hard!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Laundry Girl''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover, I'll love you forever, forever is over. We used to kiss all night, now it's just a bar fight, so don't call me crying, say hello to goodbye!</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Love Drunk''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Our lips were heavens opened up, you fit like coffee to my cup, through galaxies of apple trees, you were my first clean love, and in my last clean shirt, I turned around, and you were gone...Oh, but I never got to say goodbye...!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Laundry Girl''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Would you give me one more minute? The story's far from finished, we could fill in all the pages... I'm feeling sick, girl, you're so contagious!</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Contagious''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Laundry Girl, I love you, from my socks, to my pocket-T...</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Laundry Girl''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Just wanna say I miss you, I caught it when I kissed you, and I've been through all the stages... I'm feeling sick, girl, you're so contagious!</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Contagious''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Come down to Lake Pontchartrain, rest your soul and feed your brain, free for you and all your friends, crawfish 'till the bitter end! Come down to Lake Pontchartrain, wade to the shallows break, that's where you will get to see everything the water can be!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Lake Pontchartrain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I got your runaway smile in my piggybank, baby, gonna cash it right in for a new Mercedes. If I drive a hundred thousand miles, would you let me stay a while?</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Heels Over Head''.}}
{{cquote|<center>That's how it happened, why would I lie?! There were no bodies, I've got none to hide! I'm just a boy, lost his friends in the rain. Any more questions, just go and ask Lake Pontchartrain! </center>|cite=Ludo's ''Lake Pontchartrain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>How am I supposed to feel about the things I've done? I don't know if I should stay or turn around and run...</center>|cite=Yellowcard's ''Breathing''.}}
{{cquote|<center>They've got more beer than he's ever seen, and they've got girls on trampolines! They tapped ten kegs since 9:15, and they've got girls on trampolines!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Girls on Trampolines''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So am I still waiting for this world to stop hating? Can't find a good reason, can't find hope to believe in...</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''Still Waiting''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I hear there's a shindig behind Burger King, and I hear there's girls on trampolines! The tree looks fine, and the driver's clean! Just give them girls on trampolines!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Girls on Trampolines''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And still, I feel like a prisoner, trapped inside this broken world, while I'm playing the victim again running in circles. To me, it's all the same, and though nothing's gonna change, I hope someday you have it all.</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''88''.}}
{{cquote|<center>God bless the wisdom of Officer Three! Just give them girls on trampolines!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Girls on Trampolines''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He's fat and he don't run too fast, but he's faster than me. Last night at the show we saw him going out of his tree!</center>|cite=Steriogram's ''Walkie-Talkie Man''.}}
{{cquote|<center>But I realized you were right, we were never meant to be. And you know what?<br><br> Thank God! <br><br>'Cause you're the most vapid, whiny blah I've ever met. Always making fun of my clothes, telling me how hot other guys are, asking me to pay you gas money?! ''Buy your own gas, you bug-eyed mooch,'' it's your car and it costs more than my house! Oh, and now you're going around trying to sleep with my friends! Hey, good, that really makes you an empowered individual! No, wait, did I say empowered individual? I meant '''TWO-CENT GUTTER SLUT!''' ''Listen, you tanning-bed-baked, broke-ass, goat-faced, oompa-loompa monkey problem!'' I am proud to shop at Target, I'll wear warm-up pants any day of the week! Yes, your ass did look fat in those jeans, your mom's a milf, and I plan to get on your little sister just as soon as I give her a call back, oh and you know what else?! </center>|cite=Ludo's ''Good Will Hunting By Myself''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you're blue and you don't know where to go, why don't you go where fashion sits? Puttin' on the Ritz.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Ritz''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You better run for the hills before they burn, listen to the sound of the world, don't watch it turn. I just want to show you what I know, and catch you when the current lets you go.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''This River is Wild''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Let's go for a ride. It's you and me tonight.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Rocketship''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I just want to show you what I know, and catch you when the current lets you go.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''This River is Wild''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You hit the floor when the thoughts are too much pain, and I swear, I'll save your broken heart.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''The Sun''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Or should I just get along with myself? I never did get along with everybody else, I've been trying hard to do what's right. But you know, I could stay here all night and watch the clouds fall from the sky...</center>|cite=The Killers' ''This River is Wild''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I hit the floor when the thoughts are too much pain, and you said, "I'll save your broken heart."</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''The Sun''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Coming out of my cage, and I've been doing just fine. Gotta gotta be down, because I want it all.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Mr. Brightside''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Please don't think that the world has taken the best of you or me... I know the love that's in your eyes was there when the sky fell over me.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Sky Fell Over Me''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Jealousy, turning saints into the sea, swimming through sick lullabies, choking on your alibis. But it's just the price I pay, destiny is calling me, open up my eager eyes, 'cause I'm Mr. Brightside.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Mr. Brightside''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hello father, some news for you, I'm really not that crazy. Hello mother, I'm curious, why you think there's something wrong with me.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''We Are Pilots''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Well somebody told me, you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year, it's not confidential, I've got potential.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Somebody Told Me''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And I don't know what I'd do if I lost you... And what in the world would I do without you?</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''If I Lost You''.}}
{{cquote|<center>He doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he talks like a gentleman, like you imagined when you were young.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''When You Were Young''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mercy sent a miracle, the nights will take us home. Mercy sent a miracle, the nights, the nights...!</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Mercy''.}}
{{cquote|<center>And sometimes you close your eyes, and see the place where you used to live when you were young.</center>|cite=The Killers' ''When You Were Young''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Just take away the words I say, 'cause I know you don't feel the same. Just go and say what's in your head, I won't try to stop you...</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Chemistry of a Car Crash''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Don't you want to come with me? Don't you want to feel my bones on your bones? It's only natural...</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Bones''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hope is for the hopeful, it's a dream that never dies. Faith is for the faithful, I see it in your eyes.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Angels on My Side''.}}
{{cquote|<center>And I'm on my knees, looking for the answer. Are we human, or are we dancer?</center>|cite=The Killers' ''Human''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And I got angels on my side. I got angels flying high, and everything's going to be alright, 'cause I got angels on my side.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Angels on My Side''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover, I'll love you forever, forever is over. We used to kiss all night, now it's just a bar fight, so don't call me crying, say hello to goodbye!</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Love Drunk''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And it seems so simple when it rains. Yeah, it seems so easy to explain. And after all that I've done wrong, you still carry on. It seems so simple when it rains.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Let It Rain''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Would you give me one more minute? The story's far from finished, we could fill in all the pages... I'm feeling sick, girl, you're so contagious!</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Contagious''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Slow down, slow down, sweet talkin' woman. You got me running, you got me searching. Hold on, hold on, sweet talkin' lover. It's so sad if that's the way it's over.</center>|cite=Electric Light Orchestra's ''Sweet Talkin' Woman''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Just wanna say I miss you, I caught it when I kissed you, and I've been through all the stages... I'm feeling sick, girl, you're so contagious!</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Contagious''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now.</center>|cite=Oasis' ''Wonderwall''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I got your runaway smile in my piggybank, baby, gonna cash it right in for a new Mercedes. If I drive a hundred thousand miles, would you let me stay a while?</center>|cite=Boys Like Girls' ''Heels Over Head''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Here comes the ice cream man, parked at the end of the road. With a swish of his magic whip, all the people in the party froze.</center>|cite=Blur's ''Ice Cream Man''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Do you suffer from long-term memory loss? I don't remember...</center>|cite=Chumbawamba's ''Amnesia''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Girls who are boys, who like boys to be girls, who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys. Always should be someone you really love...</center>|cite=Blur's ''Girls & Boys''.}}
{{cquote|<center>How am I supposed to feel about the things I've done? I don't know if I should stay or turn around and run...</center>|cite=Yellowcard's ''Breathing''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm a professional cynic, but my heart's not in it, I'm payin' the price of livin' life at the limit.</center>|cite=Blur's ''Country House''.}}
{{cquote|<center>So am I still waiting for this world to stop hating? Can't find a good reason, can't find hope to believe in...</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''Still Waiting''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's automatic. I need to unload. Under the pressure. Gone middle of the road.</center>|cite=Blur's ''M.O.R.''.}}
{{cquote|<center>And still, I feel like a prisoner, trapped inside this broken world, while I'm playing the victim again running in circles. To me, it's all the same, and though nothing's gonna change, I hope someday you have it all.</center>|cite=Sum 41's ''88''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Good morning, lethargy. Drink Pepsi, it's good for energy.</center>|cite=Blur's ''Look Inside America''.}}
{{cquote|<center>What do I have to do to get inside of you, inside of you, inside of you? 'Cause I love the way you move when I'm inside of you, when I'm inside of you.</center>|cite=Hoobastank's ''Inside of You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Looking for America, with its kooky nights and suicide, where the TV says it's alright, 'cause everybody's hung up on something or other.</center>|cite=Blur's ''Look Inside America''.}}
{{cquote|<center>He's fat and he don't run too fast, but he's faster than me. Last night at the show we saw him going out of his tree!</center>|cite=Steriogram's ''Walkie-Talkie Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Baby, I'm not here to sell you, but you need someone to tell you like it is. I don't wanna be a preacher, but you really need a teacher, here it is.</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''U-Turn''.}}
{{cquote|<center>If you're blue and you don't know where to go, why don't you go where fashion sits? Puttin' on the Ritz.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Ritz''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Somebody, stop the rain, stop the rain, stop the rain, I'm drippin' and I'm soakin' wet...</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Stop the Rain''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Let's go for a ride. It's you and me tonight.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Rocketship''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man, tell me about the colour of your soul.</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Scatman's World''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You hit the floor when the thoughts are too much pain, and I swear, I'll save your broken heart.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''The Sun''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I wanna be a human being, not a human doing. I couldn't keep that pace up if I tried...</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Scatman's World''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I hit the floor when the thoughts are too much pain, and you said, "I'll save your broken heart."</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''The Sun''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Because all I have left is the voice of the wind... blowing through the doors of our house!</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''To The Sea''}}
{{cquote|<center>Please don't think that the world has taken the best of you or me... I know the love that's in your eyes was there when the sky fell over me.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Sky Fell Over Me''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I will dance when I walk away, oh, I'm gonna sing, I won't beg or pray no more!</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''I Will Dance (When I Walk Away)''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hello father, some news for you, I'm really not that crazy. Hello mother, I'm curious, why you think there's something wrong with me.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''We Are Pilots''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And it's so beautiful... it's so beautiful... it's so beautiful... but it's not real... it's not real.</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''Tea With Cinnamon''}}
{{cquote|<center>And I don't know what I'd do if I lost you. And what in the world would I do without you?</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''If I Lost You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. I'm not sleepy, and there is no place I'm going to.</center>|cite=Bob Dylan's ''Mr. Tambourine Man''}}
{{cquote|<center>Mercy sent a miracle, the nights will take us home. Mercy sent a miracle, the nights, the nights...!</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Mercy''}}
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{{cquote|<center>A crow flew to me, kept its distance, such a proud creation. I saw its soul, envied its pride, but needed nothing it had...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Just take away the words I say, 'cause I know you don't feel the same. Just go and say what's in your head, I won't try to stop you.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Chemistry of a Car Crash''}}
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{{cquote|<center>An owl came to me, old and wise, pierced right through my youth. I learned its ways, envied its sense, but needed nothing it had...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''.}}
{{cquote|<center>She's ricochets, and you don't notice. She's in your head, and you just don't notice.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Ricochet!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>A dove came to me, had no fear, it rested on my arm. I touched its calm, envied its love, but needed nothing it had...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''.}}
{{cquote|<center>We're dead in this ghost town! You better let go, so let go, let go of me!</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Ghost Town''}}
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{{cquote|<center>A swan of white, she came to me, the lake mirrored her sweet. I kissed her neck, adored her grace, but needed nothing she could give...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''.}}
{{cquote|<center>It's nearly over, the last train is here, and it's leaving behind those years. These are the bad lands, the worst taste in fear, making graves for the ones we left here.</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns's ''Ghost Town''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There is no God! Our creed is but for ourselves!</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Kinslayer''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Hope is for the hopeful, it's a dream that never dies. Faith is for the faithful, I see it in your eyes.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Angels on My Side''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Time to die, poor mates, you made me what I am!</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Kinslayer''.}}
{{cquote|<center>And I got angels on my side. I got angels flying high. And everything's going to be alright, 'cause I got angels on my side.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Angels on My Side''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I wish for this night time to last for a life time. The darkness around me, shores of a solar sea. Oh, how I wish to go down with the sun. Sleeping, weeping, with you.</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''Sleeping Sun''.}}
{{cquote|<center>And it seems so simple when it rains. Yeah, it seems so easy to explain. And after all that I've done wrong, you still carry on. It seems so simple when it rains.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Let It Rain''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Sleep with one eye open, gripping your pillow tight.</center>|cite=Metallica's ''Enter Sandman''}}
{{cquote|<center>Keep singing, whoa, I keep singing, praising to the heavens with my voice ringing. Keep singing, whoa, I keep singing, clap to the beat 'till my hands are stinging.</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Keep Singing''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>We feel the fire burning bright in the night, where the warrior lives, and the warrior dies! Wherever you go, we will be by your side, for the spirit of ninja will carry the night!</center>|cite=DragonForce's ''Strike of the Ninja''}}
{{cquote|<center>Together forever, and never to part. Together forever, we two. And don't you know, I would move Heaven and Earth to be together forever with you?</center>|cite=Rick Astley's ''Together Forever''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I am a banana.</center>|cite=A Banana in Don Hertzfeldt's ''Rejected''}}
{{cquote|<center>I've been sitting here on my own, haven't seen you in a long, long time. This waiting's getting old, as I sit here, I sing to myself...</center>|cite=GoldFish's ''This Is How It Goes''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>...Mm, okay. Nana gives up.</center>|cite=Nana in ''Nana's Everyday Life''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Slow down, slow down, sweet talkin' woman. You got me running, you got me searching. Hold on, hold on, sweet talkin' lover. It's so sad if that's the way it's over.</center>|cite=Electric Light Orchestra's ''Sweet Talkin' Woman''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>...Life isn't very fair, is it?</center>|cite=Nana in ''Nana's Everyday Life''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now.</center>|cite=Oasis' ''Wonderwall''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Nana... did her best to the end... right...?</center>|cite=Nana in ''Nana's Everyday Life''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Here comes the ice cream man, parked at the end of the road. With a swish of his magic whip, all the people in the party froze.</center>|cite=Blur's ''Ice Cream Man''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Tell me, Mr. Anderson... what good is a phone call if you're unable to speak?</center>|cite=Agent Smith in ''The Matrix''}}
{{cquote|<center>Girls who are boys, who like boys to be girls, who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys. Always should be someone you really love...</center>|cite=Blur's ''Girls & Boys''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>He say you under arrest, Mr. Deckard. He say you blade runner.</center>|cite=Sushi Master in ''Blade Runner''}}
{{cquote|<center>City dweller, successful fella, thought to himself, "Oops, I've got a lot of money."</center>|cite=Blur's ''Country House''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I just want to tell you both, good luck. We're all counting on you.</center>|cite=Rumack in ''Airplane!''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm a professional cynic, but my heart's not in it, I'm payin' the price of livin' life at the limit.</center>|cite=Blur's ''Country House''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>In '87, Huey released this, ''Fore!'', their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is ''Hip to be Square'', a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself!<br><br>''Hey Paul!''</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
{{cquote|<center>It's automatic. I need to unload. Under the pressure. Gone middle of the road.</center>|cite=Blur's ''M.O.R.''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>'''TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!! YOU... FUCKING... BASTAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!'''</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
{{cquote|<center>Good morning, lethargy. Drink Pepsi, it's good for energy.</center>|cite=Blur's ''Look Inside America''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
{{cquote|<center>Looking for America, with its kooky nights and suicide, where the TV says it's alright, 'cause everybody's hung up on something or other...</center>|cite=Blur's ''Look Inside America''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hello!</center>|cite=Ashens}}
{{cquote|<center>Glam jam, do it, start it! Glam jam, now you got it! Scatman, really on it! Movin' it to the glam jam!</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Su Su Su Super Kirei''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Overall, I give it 73%. Because I'm a fucking idiot.</center>|cite=Ashens}}
{{cquote|<center>Baby, I'm not here to sell you, but you need someone to tell you like it is. I don't wanna be a preacher, but you really need a teacher, here it is.</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''U-Turn''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Hello, good evening, and potato to another Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of.</center>|cite=Ashens}}
{{cquote|<center>Somebody, stop the rain, stop the rain, stop the rain, I'm drippin' and I'm soakin' wet...</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Stop the Rain''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>By the power of Poundland! I can't hold my accessories!</center>|cite=Ashens}}
{{cquote|<center>Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man, tell me about the colour of your soul.</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Scatman's World''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Obviously, this hotel is a notorious black spot for kettle fuckers.</center>|cite=Ashens}}
{{cquote|<center>I wanna be a human being, not a human doing. I couldn't keep that pace up if I tried...</center>|cite=Scatman John's ''Scatman's World''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I fear no man now that I have this impervious ladder of steel, this... ''this god of blades, this '''MOTHERFUCKING EXCALIBUR'''! Come on, my beauty, let us demonstrate your omnipotent power and '''CLEAVE THIS HIDEOUS EARTH IN TWAIN!!'''''</center>|cite=Ashens}}
{{cquote|<center>Because all I have left is the voice of the wind... blowing through the doors of our house!</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''To The Sea''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>She stole something unforgivable from you!<br><br> ...It was your heart!</center>|cite=Reimu Hakurei in ''Marisa Stole the Precious Thing''}}
{{cquote|<center>I will dance when I walk away, oh, I'm gonna sing, I won't beg or pray no more!</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''I Will Dance (When I Walk Away)''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>'''WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!'''</center>|cite=Lelouch in Code MENT}}
{{cquote|<center>And it's so beautiful... it's so beautiful... it's so beautiful... but it's not real... it's not real.</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''Tea With Cinnamon''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>'''WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!'''</center>|cite=Lelouch in Code MENT}}
{{cquote|<center>Will you still kiss my neck, my dear, my dear? Will you dance when I ask, my dear, my dear? Will you walk out ahead, my dear, my dear, my dear? Or will you stay in bed?</center>|cite=Katzenjammer's ''My Dear''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Game over, man, the end.</center>|cite=Sketch Turner in ''Comix Zone''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. I'm not sleepy, and there is no place I'm going to...</center>|cite=Bob Dylan's ''Mr. Tambourine Man''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Is this the end of the story?</center>|cite=Sketch Turner in ''Comix Zone''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Please, Mister Postman, look and see. Is there a letter in your bag for me? You know it's been so long since I've heard from this boyfriend of mine...</center>|cite=The Marvelettes' ''Please Mister Postman''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Okay, then! Have a nice wheeee!</center>|cite=Tico in ''Shin Megami Tensei - Devil Survivor 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>People all over the world, join hands. Start a love train, love train.</center>|cite=The O'Jays' ''Love Train''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>On this website, the friends you're tied to by fate... like, not just random schmoes you met, but people you get to know rilly rilly well... We'll, like, show you ahead of time when they'll end up dead and stuff! Oh, and you'll get to see how they croak from the movie clips we upload to the site.</center>|cite=Tico in ''Shin Megami Tensei - Devil Survivor 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>A crow flew to me, kept its distance, such a proud creation. I saw its soul, envied its pride, but needed nothing it had...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Al rii--, wait, rilly!? Did you just say you wanted to die!? Oh! Uh... Hmm. So, you rilly want to die? That's it? No regrets? ...Rilly-rilly? Well, goodbye, then!</center>|cite=Tico in ''Shin Megami Tensei - Devil Survivor 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>An owl came to me, old and wise, pierced right through my youth. I learned its ways, envied its sense, but needed nothing it had...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>But I gotcha back when it comes ta weapons and armor! I gotta lady boner harder dan steel for dat stuff!</center>|cite=Wynne in ''Etrian Odyssey IV - Legends of the Titan''}}
{{cquote|<center>A dove came to me, had no fear, it rested on my arm. I touched its calm, envied its love, but needed nothing it had...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I'll get to this woman's bottom! Wait... I mean... you know what I mean. </center>|cite=Phoenix Wright in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
{{cquote|<center>A swan of white, she came to me, the lake mirrored her sweet. I kissed her neck, adored her grace, but needed nothing she could give...</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Crow, The Owl, and The Dove''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I am always abso-posi-lutely perfect!</center>|cite=Redd White in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
{{cquote|<center>There is no God! Our creed is but for ourselves!</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Kinslayer''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I like a man with a big...vocabulary.</center>|cite=April May in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
{{cquote|<center>Time to die, poor mates, you made me what I am!</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''The Kinslayer''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Mr. Wellington '''loves large bananas!'''</center>|cite=Phoenix Wright in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
{{cquote|<center>I wish for this night time to last for a life time. The darkness around me, shores of a solar sea. Oh, how I wish to go down with the sun. Sleeping, weeping, with you.</center>|cite=Nightwish's ''Sleeping Sun''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>What the hell was that wriggling piece of plywood?!</center>|cite=Miles Edgeworth in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
{{cquote|<center>Sleep with one eye open, gripping your pillow tight.</center>|cite=Metallica's ''Enter Sandman''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I object! That was...objectionable!</center>|cite=Miles Edgeworth in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
{{cquote|<center>We feel the fire burning bright in the night, where the warrior lives, and the warrior dies! Wherever you go, we will be by your side, for the spirit of ninja will carry the night!</center>|cite=DragonForce's ''Strike of the Ninja''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I agree! Verily, I say! ...Ergo!</center>|cite=Miles Edgeworth in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
{{cquote|<center>I am a banana.</center>|cite=A Banana in Don Hertzfeldt's ''Rejected''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>You huffy, puffy, loosey-goosey excuse for a whimpering, whining, wuss of a witness!</center>|cite=Fransizka von Karma in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
{{cquote|<center>...Mm, okay. Nana gives up.</center>|cite=Nana in ''Nana's Everyday Life''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Well, we know whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...</center>|cite=Mia Fey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
{{cquote|<center>...Life isn't very fair, is it?</center>|cite=Nana in ''Nana's Everyday Life''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>This is my top secret list of groceries to buyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!</center>|cite=Wendy Oldbag in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
{{cquote|<center>Nana... did her best to the end... right...?</center>|cite=Nana in ''Nana's Everyday Life''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I heard you can fix something like this with a really strong shock to your system! Come on, lower your head a little! A Maggey Kick should be all you need! </center>|cite=Maggey Byrde in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
{{cquote|<center>Tell me, Mr. Anderson... what good is a phone call if you're unable to speak?</center>|cite=Agent Smith in ''The Matrix''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Let's go let her whip us, Mr. Nick!</center>|cite=Pearl Fey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
{{cquote|<center>He say you under arrest, Mr. Deckard. He say you blade runner.</center>|cite=Sushi Master in ''Blade Runner''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Note to self: Mr. Edgeworth's sighs smell like citrus fruit.</center>|cite=Ema Skye in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
{{cquote|<center>I just want to tell you both, good luck. We're all counting on you.</center>|cite=Rumack in ''Airplane!''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I set my ATM card's number to 0001 because I am number one! </center>|cite=Manfred von Karma in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
{{cquote|<center>In '87, Huey released this, ''Fore!'', their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is ''Hip to be Square'', a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself!<br><br>''Hey Paul!''</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself... That is coffee. </center>|cite=Godot in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!! YOU... FUCKING... BASTAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!'''</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Did you forget already? In my world, the color red doesn't exist. These must be... my tears. </center>|cite=Godot in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
{{cquote|<center>Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.</center>|cite=Patrick Bateman in ''American Psycho''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Zvarri! The truth has once again been elegantly revealed to me! </center>|cite=Luke Atmey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hello!</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Take a good look, everyone! Unable to find a rival worthy of my genius, I was forced to create one by myself! Here I am! The tragic clown... </center>|cite=Luke Atmey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
{{cquote|<center>Overall, I give it 73%. Because I'm a fucking idiot.</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Mia... Don't you get it? You can't cry yet. The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over. </center>|cite=Diego Armando in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hello, good evening, and potato to another Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of.</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>My name is Hank, and I sell propane and propane accessories.</center>|cite=Hank Hill in ''King of the Hill''}}
{{cquote|<center>By the power of Poundland! I can't hold my accessories!</center>|cite=Ashens}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>'''Namjon yeobi'''.<br><br>''Men are  honoured, women are abased''</center>|cite="A Cliché to Remember" in ''Analogue - A Hate Story''}}
{{cquote|<center>Obviously, this hotel is a notorious black spot for kettle fuckers.</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Ah, I knew the dame was trouble the moment they connected to my ship. Couldn't say a word, left all the questions to me...</center>|cite=*Hyun-ae in ''Analogue - A Hate Story''}}
{{cquote|<center>I fear no man now that I have this impervious ladder of steel, this... ''this god of blades, this '''MOTHERFUCKING EXCALIBUR!''' Come on, my beauty, let us demonstrate your omnipotent power and '''CLEAVE THIS HIDEOUS EARTH IN TWAIN!!'''''</center>|cite=Ashens}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>If everyone got punched in the face for doing something stupid, I think all of us would have black eyes.</center>|cite=Sian Goodin in ''Backstage Pass''}}
{{cquote|<center>She stole something unforgivable from you!<br><br>...It was your heart!</center>|cite=Reimu Hakurei in ''Marisa Stole the Precious Thing''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Okosan will not allow pudding or himself to be ridiculed! You will apologize!</center>|cite=Okosan in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!'''</center>|cite=Lelouch in Code MENT}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Okosan is always having fun!</center>|cite=Okosan in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!'''</center>|cite=Lelouch in Code MENT}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Okosan refuses these constricting garments! REAL MEN FIGHT IN THE NUDE!</center>|cite=Okosan in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
{{cquote|<center>Game over, man, the end.</center>|cite=Sketch Turner in ''Comix Zone''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Carve it into your soul, kid!</center>|cite=Azami in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
{{cquote|<center>Is this the end of the story?</center>|cite=Sketch Turner in ''Comix Zone''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I like the cut of your jibe!</center>|cite=Azami in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
{{cquote|<center>Okay, then! Have a nice wheeee!</center>|cite=Tico in ''Shin Megami Tensei - Devil Survivor 2''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I must return to my people with the spoils of war, lay my bloodied sword at the feet of my great king, and celebrate my conquest of all the lands from here to distant Macedonia. </center>|cite=Hiyoko in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
{{cquote|<center>On this website, the friends you're tied to by fate... like, not just random schmoes you met, but people you get to know rilly rilly well... We'll, like, show you ahead of time when they'll end up dead and stuff! Oh, and you'll get to see how they croak from the movie clips we upload to the site.</center>|cite=Tico in ''Shin Megami Tensei - Devil Survivor 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That's terrible! I mean, Okosan is a nutcase and I don't know what he's saying half the time, but he really does like pudding!</center>|cite=Hiyoko Tosaka in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
{{cquote|<center>Al rii--, wait, rilly!? Did you just say you wanted to die!? Oh! Uh... Hmm. So, you rilly want to die? That's it? No regrets? ...Rilly-rilly? Well, goodbye, then!</center>|cite=Tico in ''Shin Megami Tensei - Devil Survivor 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...I've always thought they were lighthouses. Billions of lighthouses, stuck at the far end of the sky.</center>|cite=River in ''To the Moon''}}
{{cquote|<center>But I gotcha back when it comes ta weapons and armor! I gotta lady boner harder dan steel for dat stuff!</center>|cite=Wynne in ''Etrian Odyssey IV - Legends of the Titan''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Good evening! Tonight, Princess Yukiko has a big surprise! I'm going to score myself a hot stud! Welcome to "Not a Dream, Not a Hoax: Princess Yukiko's Hunt for Prince Charming"! And I came prepared! I got my lacy unmentionables on stacked from top to bottom. I'm out to catch a whole harem and the best of the lot is all mine! Well, here I go!</center>|cite=Yukiko Amagi in ''Persona 4''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'll get to this woman's bottom! Wait... I mean... you know what I mean. </center>|cite=Phoenix Wright in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hee ho.</center>|cite=Jack Frost}}
{{cquote|<center>I am always abso-posi-lutely perfect!</center>|cite=Redd White in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That's right, it's me, Risette! And this time, I'm about to take on the most extreme challenge! <br><br>I'm going to ''strip'' for you!</center>|cite= Rise Kujikawa in ''Persona 4 - The Animation''}}
{{cquote|<center>I like a man with a big...vocabulary.</center>|cite=April May in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Da-dana-na! I'm da man!</center>|cite=Junpei Iori in ''Persona 3''}}
{{cquote|<center>Mr. Wellington '''loves large bananas!'''</center>|cite=Phoenix Wright in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
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{{cquote|<center>More like Stupei Iori, Ace Defective.</center>|cite=Yukari Takeba in ''Persona 3''}}
{{cquote|<center>What the hell was that wriggling piece of plywood?!</center>|cite=Miles Edgeworth in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am thou... thou art I... From the sea of thy soul, I come... </center>|cite=Personas in ''Persona''}}
{{cquote|<center>I object! That was...objectionable!</center>|cite=Miles Edgeworth in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I have a message for you from Arikado.</center>|cite= Mina Hakuba in ''Aria of Sorrow''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I agree! Verily, I say! ...Ergo!</center>|cite=Miles Edgeworth in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''This is Onishima requesting aerial cover! Send in the choppers, and when you find those kids, don't waste any time! '''Just nab 'em!!'''''</center>|cite=Captain Onishima in ''Jet Set Radio''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You huffy, puffy, loosey-goosey excuse for a whimpering, whining, wuss of a witness!</center>|cite=Fransizka von Karma in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''This is Onishima! I'm sendin' in the parachute squad! Once they land, '''fill that hell on wheels with lead!!'''''</center>|cite=Captain Onishima in ''Jet Set Radio''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Well, we know whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...</center>|cite=Mia Fey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''This is Onishima! I'm sendin' in the tanks! I don't care what happens, just '''get those punks!!'''''</center>|cite=Captain Onishima in ''Jet Set Radio''.}}
{{cquote|<center>This is my top secret list of groceries to buyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!</center>|cite=Wendy Oldbag in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Freddy Got Fingered''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I heard you can fix something like this with a really strong shock to your system! Come on, lower your head a little! A Maggey Kick should be all you need! </center>|cite=Maggey Byrde in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It is true that I am fat, but one day, I will be thin, and Vincent Gallo will still be the director of ''The Brown Bunny''.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''The Brown Bunny''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Let's go let her whip us, Mr. Nick!</center>|cite=Pearl Fey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I had a colonoscopy once, and they let me watch it on TV. It was more entertaining than ''The Brown Bunny''.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''The Brown Bunny''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Note to self: Mr. Edgeworth's sighs smell like citrus fruit.</center>|cite=Ema Skye in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I hated this movie. Hated, hated, hated, hated, hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''North''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I set my ATM card's number to 0001 because I am number one! </center>|cite=Manfred von Karma in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You have to absorb such a film, not consider it. But my brain rebelled, and insisted on applying logic where it was not welcome.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Godzilla (1998)''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself... That is coffee. </center>|cite=Godot in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This movie sucks more.</center>|cite=Peter Travers on ''Vampires Suck''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Did you forget already? In my world, the color red doesn't exist. These must be... my tears. </center>|cite=Godot in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.</center>|cite=Dorothy Parker on ''Atlas Shrugged''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Zvarri! The truth has once again been elegantly revealed to me! </center>|cite=Luke Atmey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That's ''Mister'' Kaneda to you, punk!</center>|cite= Kaneda in ''AKIRA''}}
{{cquote|<center>Take a good look, everyone! Unable to find a rival worthy of my genius, I was forced to create one by myself! Here I am! The tragic clown... </center>|cite=Luke Atmey in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mein Führer! I can walk!</center>|cite=Dr. Strangelove in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Mia... Don't you get it? You can't cry yet. The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over.</center>|cite=Diego Armando in ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.</center>|cite=President Merkin Muffley in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''.}}
{{cquote|<center>My name is Hank, and I sell propane and propane accessories.</center>|cite=Hank Hill in ''King of the Hill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sir, you can't let him in here. He'll see everything. He'll see the big board!</center>|cite=General Buck Turgidson in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''.}}
{{cquote|<center>'''Namjon yeobi'''.<br><br>''Men are  honoured, women are abased''</center>|cite="A Cliché to Remember" in ''Analogue - A Hate Story''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That's it, man! Game over, man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now?! What are we gonna do?!</center>|cite=Hudson in ''Aliens''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Ah, I knew the dame was trouble the moment they connected to my ship. Couldn't say a word, left all the questions to me...</center>|cite=*Hyun-ae in ''Analogue - A Hate Story''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ah, ah, ah! You didn't say the magic word!</center>|cite=Dennis Nedry's program in ''Jurassic Park''.}}
{{cquote|<center>If everyone got punched in the face for doing something stupid, I think all of us would have black eyes.</center>|cite=Sian Goodin in ''Backstage Pass''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Never rub another man's rhubarb.</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Okosan will not allow pudding or himself to be ridiculed! You will apologize!</center>|cite=Okosan in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Okosan is always having fun!</center>|cite=Okosan in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Where does he get those wonderful toys?</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Okosan refuses these constricting garments! REAL MEN FIGHT IN THE NUDE!</center>|cite=Okosan in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a bat gets all of my press?! This town needs an enema! </center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Carve it into your soul, kid!</center>|cite=Azami in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You dropped me into that vat of chemicals! That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try! </center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I like the cut of your jibe!</center>|cite=Azami in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''HE STOLE MY BALLOONS!''' </center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I must return to my people with the spoils of war, lay my bloodied sword at the feet of my great king, and celebrate my conquest of all the lands from here to distant Macedonia. </center>|cite=Hiyoko in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''HE STOLE MY BALLOONS!''' Why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those... things?!</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''.}}
{{cquote|<center>That's terrible! I mean, Okosan is a nutcase and I don't know what he's saying half the time, but he really does like pudding!</center>|cite=Hiyoko Tosaka in ''Hatoful Boyfriend''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? Huh?</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''.}}
{{cquote|<center>...I've always thought they were lighthouses. Billions of lighthouses, stuck at the far end of the sky.</center>|cite=River in ''To the Moon''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''What are you laughing at?!'''</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Good evening! Tonight, Princess Yukiko has a big surprise! I'm going to score myself a hot stud! Welcome to "Not a Dream, Not a Hoax: Princess Yukiko's Hunt for Prince Charming"! And I came prepared! I got my lacy unmentionables on stacked from top to bottom. I'm out to catch a whole harem and the best of the lot is all mine! Well, here I go!</center>|cite=Yukiko Amagi in ''Persona 4''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sometimes, I just '''kill''' myself!</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Hee ho.</center>|cite=Jack Frost}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favour. I want you to tell all your friends about me.</center>|cite=Batman in ''Batman''.}}
{{cquote|<center>That's right, it's me, Risette! And this time, I'm about to take on the most extreme challenge! <br><br>I'm going to ''strip'' for you!</center>|cite= Rise Kujikawa in ''Persona 4 - The Animation''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger.</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Da-dana-na! I'm da man!</center>|cite=Junpei Iori in ''Persona 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''.}}
{{cquote|<center>More like Stupei Iori, Ace Defective.</center>|cite=Yukari Takeba in ''Persona 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I am thou... thou art I... From the sea of thy soul, I come... </center>|cite=Personas in ''Persona''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you're good at something, never do it for free.</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I have a message for you from Arikado.</center>|cite= Mina Hakuba in ''Aria of Sorrow''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You know, you remind me of my father. '''I hated my father!'''</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''.}}
{{cquote|<center>''This is Onishima requesting aerial cover! Send in the choppers, and when you find those kids, don't waste any time! '''Just nab 'em!!'''''</center>|cite=Captain Onishima in ''Jet Set Radio''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You see, I'm a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder, and gasoline. And you know the thing they have in common? ...They're cheap!</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''.}}
{{cquote|<center>''This is Onishima! I'm sendin' in the parachute squad! Once they land, '''fill that hell on wheels with lead!!'''''</center>|cite=Captain Onishima in ''Jet Set Radio''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So, you think the Batman's made Gotham a better place? Hm? Look at me. '''LOOK AT ME.'''</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''.}}
{{cquote|<center>''This is Onishima! I'm sendin' in the tanks! I don't care what happens, just '''get those punks!!'''''</center>|cite=Captain Onishima in ''Jet Set Radio''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... do things. </center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Do you like hurting other people?</center>|cite=Richard in ''Hotline Miami''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time. But you were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair. </center>|cite=Harvey Dent in ''The Dark Knight''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Before you go, here's four questions to ponder: <br><br>Question number one: Do you like hurting other people?<br><br>Question number two: Who is leaving messages on your answering machine?<br><br>Question number three: Where are you right now?<br><br>And the final question: Why are we having this conversation?</center>|cite=Richard in ''Hotline Miami''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Like I said, I'm good with calculations.</center>|cite=Lau in ''The Dark Knight''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You're not a nice person, are you?</center>|cite=Rasmus in ''Hotline Miami''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I told you, I was immortal. </center>|cite=Ra's Al-Ghul in ''The Dark Knight Rises''.}}
{{cquote|<center>This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Freddy Got Fingered''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Crashing this plane... with no survivors!</center>|cite=Bane in ''The Dark Knight Rises''.}}
{{cquote|<center>The day may come when "Freddy Got Fingered" is seen as a milestone of neo-surrealism. The day may never come when it is seen as funny.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Freddy Got Fingered''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn. </center>|cite=Alfred Pennyworth in ''The Dark Knight''.}}
{{cquote|<center>It is true that I am fat, but one day, I will be thin, and Vincent Gallo will still be the director of ''The Brown Bunny''.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''The Brown Bunny''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands...and your plan is to blackmail this person?</center>|cite=Lucius Fox in ''The Dark Knight''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I had a colonoscopy once, and they let me watch it on TV. It was more entertaining than ''The Brown Bunny''.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''The Brown Bunny''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I won't kill you. But I don't have to save you.</center>|cite=Batman in ''Batman Begins''.}}
{{cquote|<center>''Battlefield Earth'' is like taking a bus trip with someone who has needed a bath for a long time. It's not merely bad; it's unpleasant in a hostile way.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Battlefield Earth''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And Bruce Wayne... why are you dressed as Batman?</center>|cite=Max Shreck in ''Batman Returns''.}}
{{cquote|<center>This movie is an assault on the eyes, the ears, the brain, common sense, and the human desire to be entertained. No matter what they're charging to get in, it's worth more to get out. </center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Armageddon''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Allow me to break the ice.</center>|cite=Mr. Freeze in ''Batman and Robin''.}}
{{cquote|<center>As chance would have it, I ''have'' won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What killed the dinosaurs?! <br><br>The Ice Age!</center>|cite=Mr. Freeze in ''Batman and Robin''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I hated this movie. Hated, hated, hated, hated, hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''North''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Let's...kick some ice!</center>|cite=Mr. Freeze in ''Batman and Robin''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You have to absorb such a film, not consider it. But my brain rebelled, and insisted on applying logic where it was not welcome.</center>|cite=Roger Ebert on ''Godzilla (1998)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb!</center>|cite=Batman in ''Batman: The Movie''.}}
{{cquote|<center>No.</center>|cite=Leonard Martin on ''Isn't It Romantic?''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Splendid! The world is practically ours!</center>|cite=High Priest Vega in ''Inferno Cop''}}
{{cquote|<center>This movie sucks more.</center>|cite=Peter Travers on ''Vampires Suck''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's times like this when I have no choice but to use my gun!</center>|cite=Inferno Cop in ''Inferno Cop''}}
{{cquote|<center>This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.</center>|cite=Dorothy Parker on ''Atlas Shrugged''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am... the purgatorial flame of this rotting shit-hole...  I am... '''INFERNO COP!'''</center>|cite=Inferno Cop in ''Inferno Cop''}}
{{cquote|<center>This game is a complete mess, and that's the only thing complete about it.</center>|cite=Mark MacDonald on ''Enter the Matrix''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Although it's true that many humans are stupid, immature, and high school drop outs...Humans possess the power to be anything they want to be!</center>|cite=Inferno Cop in ''Inferno Cop''}}
{{cquote|<center>That's ''Mister'' Kaneda to you, punk!</center>|cite= Kaneda in ''AKIRA''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ha ha ha, what a fag! He still wears velcro shoes!</center>|cite=A kid in ''Inferno Cop''}}
{{cquote|<center>Mein Führer! I can walk!</center>|cite=Dr. Strangelove in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Shirotabi, please forgive me for bringing you back to life! I know now that it could never work between us, as much as we want it to, it may never be! Not because you're a rabbit, but because you're black!</center>|cite=Mio Itai in ''Ghost Stories''}}
{{cquote|<center>Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.</center>|cite=President Merkin Muffley in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Welcome to Cautionary Tales of Swords. I'm Trip Fisk.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>Sir, you can't let him in here. He'll see everything. He'll see the big board!</center>|cite=General Buck Turgidson in ''Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Whoa, that story was fucking crazier than the last one!</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>That's it, man! Game over, man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now?! What are we gonna do?!</center>|cite=Hudson in ''Aliens''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now, zoom in on my face. ...Are you zoomed in? <br><br>''Don't fucking touch swords!''</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>Ah, ah, ah! You didn't say the magic word!</center>|cite=Dennis Nedry's program in ''Jurassic Park''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Our first story is about a dad who really fucked up. It's called "Honey, I Killed Our Son".</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>Never rub another man's rhubarb.</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh shit, I lied. Here's another story, it's called "Swords Will Fucking Cut Your Hands Off".</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>You ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Our first story deals with some pretty heavy shit: racism.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>Where does he get those wonderful toys?</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Conspiracy? ''Fucking-A right it is!''</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a bat gets all of my press?! This town needs an enema! </center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, and now I have a goddamn moustache.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>You dropped me into that vat of chemicals! That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try! </center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You know who's a douchebag? Our fucking retarded mayor.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''HE STOLE MY BALLOONS!''' </center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Holy shit, is our mayor a fucking douchebag.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''HE STOLE MY BALLOONS!''' Why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those... things?!</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The stroke of death is as a lover's peach, which hurts and is desired!</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? Huh?</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The show's changed, bitches! Now it's a fucking narrative show, and I'm like goddamn Batman! </center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''What are you laughing at?!'''</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You know, Trip, not too many people know this, but I used to be gay. I mean, I'm still gay, but I used to be ''really'' gay, like... I'd suck so many dicks, I wouldn't get anything done gay, you know?</center>|cite=Batman in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>Sometimes, I just '''kill''' myself!</center>|cite=The Joker in ''Batman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, well, Batman used to suck a lot of dicks!</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favour. I want you to tell all your friends about me.</center>|cite=Batman in ''Batman''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''SWORDS ARE NOT FOR DECORATION!'''</center>|cite=Billy's father in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
{{cquote|<center>I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger.</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I wouldn't trust you running a ''bath'', let alone a fucking restaurant!</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
{{cquote|<center>It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You... are a walking disaster.</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
{{cquote|<center>It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>My gran could do better! ''And she's dead!''</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
{{cquote|<center>If you're good at something, never do it for free.</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Listen, big boy. Right now, you've won jack-fucking-shit! You've got the audacity to stand there, talking to me about a franchise, when we can't even get a pizza right?!</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
{{cquote|<center>You know, you remind me of my father. '''I hated my father!'''</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>A restaurant run by three passionate owners? No chance. Brian, he works two days a week. David, well, I don't trust him one little inch. And as for Greg, well he's pissed off at both of them. Basically in a nutshell, Sleepy, Dopey and Grumpy. Who am I? Snow fucking White?</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
{{cquote|<center>You see, I'm a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder, and gasoline. And you know the thing they have in common? ...They're cheap!</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuck off, you fat, useless, sack of fucking Yankee dankee doodle shit.</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Hell's Kitchen''}}
{{cquote|<center>So, you think the Batman's made Gotham a better place? Hm? Look at me. '''LOOK AT ME.'''</center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>James is an ass, and we won't be working with him again.</center>|cite=Gabe Newell}}
{{cquote|<center>Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... do things. </center>|cite=The Joker in ''The Dark Knight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Windows 8 was like this giant sadness. It just hurt everybody in the PC business.</center>|cite=Gabe Newell}}
{{cquote|<center>You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time. But you were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair. </center>|cite=Harvey Dent in ''The Dark Knight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That's a lot of nuts! That'll be four bucks, baby, you want fries with that?!</center>|cite=A nut salesman in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
{{cquote|<center>Like I said, I'm good with calculation.</center>|cite=Lau in ''The Dark Knight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He just left! With nuts!</center>|cite=A nut salesman in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
{{cquote|<center>I told you, I was immortal. </center>|cite=Ra's Al-Ghul in ''The Dark Knight Rises''}}
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{{cquote|<center>At that moment, the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about iron claws... ''They hurt like crap, man!''</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
{{cquote|<center>Crashing this plane... with no survivors!</center>|cite=Bane in ''The Dark Knight Rises''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So on he walked... and sometimes, drove... and occasionally, partied all night with the desert creatures.</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
{{cquote|<center>Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn. </center>|cite=Alfred Pennyworth in ''The Dark Knight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Okay, so here were my options: A, quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back-kick... or B, take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground, and die. <br><br>Hm... should've gone with A.</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
{{cquote|<center>Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands... and your plan is to blackmail this person?</center>|cite=Lucius Fox in ''The Dark Knight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We are both ventriloquists, ventriloquists, ventriloquists! We are both ventriloquists, and we practise every day!</center>|cite=The ventriloquists in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
{{cquote|<center>I won't kill you. But I don't have to save you.</center>|cite=Batman in ''Batman Begins''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You go that way, I'll go home.</center>|cite=A guard in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
{{cquote|<center>And Bruce Wayne... why are you dressed as Batman?</center>|cite=Max Shreck in ''Batman Returns''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There's good reason for my glistening skin...and how I shine...and how my pores are so clean and clear. I eat Little Baby's Ice Cream. It keeps me young. It keeps me light on my feet. I spring from activity to activity. I love my job. I love my life. When you eat Little Baby's Ice Cream, you'll wink, and nod, and hug, and high-five each other with great enthusiasm. This is a special time.</center>|cite=Little Baby's Ice Cream commercial}}
{{cquote|<center>Allow me to break the ice.</center>|cite=Mr. Freeze in ''Batman and Robin''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Go ahead and lick something. We lick you very much. If you want to lick something...lick us. We love to lick. We lick to love. We love lickers. </center>|cite=Little Baby's Ice Cream commercial}}
{{cquote|<center>What killed the dinosaurs?! <br><br>The Ice Age!</center>|cite=Mr. Freeze in ''Batman and Robin''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I noticed that the neighbourhood snails were massing their forces near my garden and I needed to defend my territory. My friend with Midwestern roots assures me that I can solve this problem by putting a plate of beer in the garden. Apparently snails like beer, but it kills them. Interestingly, it's the only thing snails do quickly. I've been trying to kill myself with beer for decades. I am literally slower than a snail.</center>|cite=Scott Adams}}
{{cquote|<center>Let's... kick some ice!</center>|cite=Mr. Freeze in ''Batman and Robin''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Candied pumpkins, sweet egg bread, we love rising from the dead!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Skeletons on Parade''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb!</center>|cite=Batman in ''Batman: The Movie''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Carpals, tarsals, vertebrae! That's us clicking on parade!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Skeletons on Parade''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Splendid! The world is practically ours!</center>|cite=High Priest Vega in ''Inferno Cop''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I move without any muscles, my skull's a cavernous hall! Tendons are made for pulling, my friend, I don't need them at all!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Skeletons on Parade''.}}
{{cquote|<center>It's times like this when I have no choice but to use my gun!</center>|cite=Inferno Cop in ''Inferno Cop''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Many people think he's just a regular man! But he's not just any man, he's Skeleton Man!</center>|cite=The Axis of Awesome's ''Skeleton Man''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I am... the purgatorial flame of this rotting shit-hole...  I am... '''INFERNO COP!'''</center>|cite=Inferno Cop in ''Inferno Cop''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ooooooh, Skin Man. Villain in disguise. But Skeleton Man sees through his plan '''with his skeleton eyes'''!</center>|cite=The Axis of Awesome's ''Skeleton Man''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Although it's true that many humans are stupid, immature, and high school drop outs...Humans possess the power to be anything they want to be!</center>|cite=Inferno Cop in ''Inferno Cop''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But now I have a red tuba that makes you shit yourself.</center>|cite=A waiter in ''That Mitchell and Webb Look''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Ha ha ha, what a fag! He still wears velcro shoes!</center>|cite=A kid in ''Inferno Cop''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ooh, and that's a bad miss.</center>|cite=Ted in ''That Mitchell and Webb Look''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Shirotabi, please forgive me for bringing you back to life! I know now that it could never work between us, as much as we want it to, it may never be! ...Not because you're a rabbit, but because you're black!</center>|cite=Mio Itai in ''Ghost Stories''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Great! And what shall I do after I've pissed myself? Fuck myself? Eat myself? You're such a... </center>|cite=Jeremy Usborne in ''Peep Show''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You two-timing son of a bitch! Who's gonna take care of these little bastards?!</center>|cite=Mio Itai in ''Ghost Stories''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yes, I'm doing it already! I'm so pathetic that as soon as you ordered me to piss myself, I started the procedure. This is what you've done, you've ground down my sense of self-worth over the years, I hope you're proud! </center>|cite=Jeremy Usborne in ''Peep Show''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Your motherfucking life ends 30 minutes from now.</center>|cite=Popuko in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Piss yourself, stop pissing yourself, it's not that simple, the floodgates are open! You're being a real big dick about this, aren't you?</center>|cite=Jeremy Usborne in ''Peep Show''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Huh? The fuck are you still looking at me for, punk? Piss off! '''''Scram!'''''</center>|cite=Popuko in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
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{{cquote|<center>People can start pollution...people can stop it.</center>|cite=''Keep America Beautiful'' campaign.}}
{{cquote|<center>Ah. You are motherfucker?</center>|cite=Popuko in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Everything is perfect now.</center>|cite=Freezepop's ''Swimming Pool''.}}
{{cquote|<center>That sounds sketchy as shit.</center>|cite=Popuko in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
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{{cquote|<center>At this rate, we're doomed!!</center>|cite=Cap White in ''Elite Beat Agents''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh, sorry, I was thinking about Hellshake Yano.</center>|cite=Pipimi in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You bet, kid!</center>|cite=Hulk in ''Elite Beat Agents''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Here's my last number, "Goddamn Bitch In Cat Tights".</center>|cite=Pipimi in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Inedible. Tastes like chicken.</center>|cite=Louie in ''Pikmin 2''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Don't just go saying whatever the fuck you please.</center>|cite=Pipimi in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Eating this flower leads to spectacular, breathtaking indigestion.</center>|cite=Louie in ''Pikmin 2''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Shut the fuck up and die.</center>|cite=Pipimi in ''Pop Team Epic''}}
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{{cquote|<center>One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.</center>|cite=Groucho Marx in ''Animal Crackers''.}}
{{cquote|<center>''This is the face of a happy person!''</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Arstotzka so great, passport not required!</center>|cite=Jorji Costava in ''Papers, Please''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey Hannibal, did you hear about this?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Is drugs!</center>|cite=Jorji Costava in ''Papers, Please''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey Hannibal, have you heard about this?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ok! Here we go! For Arstotzka! The greatest country!</center>|cite=Jorji Costava in ''Papers, Please''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Speaking of which, when is Hannibal going to start thinking about some underwear change, am I right, ladies?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Cobrastan is not a real country.</center>|cite=The Inspector in ''Papers, Please''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Guys, who killed Hannibal?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Bullshit. I need to earn money today. Give bomb to me. I sell materials and give you cut.</center>|cite=Calensk in ''Papers, Please''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>FOR KOLECHIA!</center>|cite=Bombers in ''Papers, Please''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Time to deliver a ''pizza ball!''</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna settle this!!</center>|cite=Peat in ''100% Orange Juice!''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Alright, pizza aside, let's talk Scientology!</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm accelerating.</center>|cite=Suguri in ''100% Orange Juice!''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Not a lot of people know this, but L. Ron Hubbard was a black man. His real name was L. Ron Hoyabembe!</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's Piyo's turn now! Syura's powers go beyond hell itself! Allow me to demonstrate!</center>|cite=Syura in ''QP Shooting ~ Dangerous!!''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Turn that poop into wine! Turn that poop into wine! Turn that poop into wine!</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This calls for a good distraction...</center>|cite=Kyousuke in ''QP Shooting ~ Dangerous!!''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm not on The Daily Show, I'm on MySpace.</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh please. We are both men here and that is a fact.</center>|cite=Kyousuke in ''QP Shooting ~ Dangerous!!''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I want you to have sex with my wife.</center>|cite=Eric Andre on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Poppo! Poppopopo!</center>|cite=Marie Poppo in ''100% Orange Juice!''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Pretzels is the same.</center>|cite=Hannibal Burress on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mau... this isn't what I expected...</center>|cite=Saki in ''Suguri''}}
{{cquote|<center>Why are you booing me, I'm right!</center>|cite=Hannibal Burress on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It turned out we could communicate, so it's a shame. Please die.</center>|cite=Saki in ''Suguri''}}
{{cquote|<center>This guest is terrible!</center>|cite=Hannibal Burress on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's probably really painful. But, not like I can tell with my messed-up brain.</center>|cite=Nanako in ''Suguri''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey, hey, Eric, look at me.<br><br>...Bitch.</center>|cite=Hannibal Burress on ''The Eric Andre Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm sorry... I can't make it back... </center>|cite=Alte in ''Sora''}}
{{cquote|<center>Welcome to Cautionary Tales of Swords. I'm Trip Fisk.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oooooh? You gonna get in my way, girlie?</center>|cite=Tsih in ''Sora''}}
{{cquote|<center>Whoa, that story was fucking crazier than the last one!</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You can sail across the ocean. You can run around that hill. You can show your emotion, don't be afraid to fail...</center>|cite=DEKU's ''Grand Blue''}}
{{cquote|<center>Now, zoom in on my face. Are you zoomed in? <br><br>''Don't fucking touch swords!''</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Take my hand, we drift away to place beyond the stars... I close my eyes and stay to pray, to be forever and heal my scars...</center>|cite=DEKU's ''Le Train''}}
{{cquote|<center>Our first story is about a dad who really fucked up. It's called "Honey, I Killed Our Son".</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>From now until the end of day, to be with you, and be the best I ever could...</center>|cite=DEKU's ''Le Train''}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh shit, I lied. Here's another story, it's called "Swords Will Fucking Cut Your Hands Off".</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, I'm not done talking yet!</center>|cite=Peat in ''Flying Red Barrel ~Diary of a Little Aviator~''}}
{{cquote|<center>Our first story deals with some pretty heavy shit: racism.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Red Barrel! I'll make you leave the guild today for sure!</center>|cite=Peat in ''Flying Red Barrel ~Diary of a Little Aviator~''}}
{{cquote|<center>Conspiracy? ''Fucking-A right it is!''</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, if it isn't Marc! Still up to the same things?</center>|cite=Fernet in ''Flying Red Barrel ~Diary of a Little Aviator~''}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh, and now I have a goddamn moustache.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''Have a jawbreaker!'''</center>|cite=Candyman in ''Lethal League''}}
{{cquote|<center>You know who's a douchebag? Our fucking retarded mayor.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''Overclock!'''</center>|cite=Switch in ''Lethal League''}}
{{cquote|<center>Holy shit, is our mayor a fucking douchebag.</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hahahaha, the critical error was ''you''!</center>|cite=Switch in ''Lethal League''}}
{{cquote|<center>The stroke of death is as a lover's peach, which hurts and is desired!</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''Feel the beat!'''</center>|cite=Sonata in ''Lethal League''}}
{{cquote|<center>The show's changed, bitches! Now it's a fucking narrative show, and I'm like goddamn Batman! </center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Tch, not even worth my time.</center>|cite=Latch in ''Lethal League''}}
{{cquote|<center>You know, Trip, not too many people know this, but I used to be gay. I mean, I'm still gay, but I used to be ''really'' gay, like... I'd suck so many dicks, I wouldn't get anything done gay, you know?</center>|cite=Batman in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''Let's roll!'''</center>|cite=Dice in ''Lethal League''}}
{{cquote|<center>Yeah, well, Batman used to suck a lot of dicks!</center>|cite=Trip Fisk in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sliced, and diced.</center>|cite=Dice in ''Lethal League''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''SWORDS ARE NOT FOR DECORATION!'''</center>|cite=Billy's father in ''Cautionary Tales of Swords''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's like I can touch you!</center>|cite=A Fluff in ''The Animation Show''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I wouldn't trust you running a ''bath'', let alone a fucking restaurant!</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But I'm not wearing any pants.</center>|cite=A Fluff in ''The Animation Show''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You... are a walking disaster.</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am cowboy. My gums are bleeding. Lo, I am ruptured.</center>|cite="The Abstract Foreign Western" in Don Hertzfeldt's ''Genre''.}}
{{cquote|<center>My gran could do better! ''And she's dead!''</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wonderful buckets of romance for two...</center>|cite="The Science Fiction Musical" in Don Hertzfeldt's ''Genre''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Listen, big boy. Right now, you've won jack-fucking-shit! You've got the audacity to stand there, talking to me about a franchise, when we can't even get a pizza right?!</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.</center>|cite=Peter Venkman in ''Ghostbusters''.}}
{{cquote|<center>A restaurant run by three passionate owners? No chance. Brian, he works two days a week. David, well, I don't trust him one little inch. And as for Greg, well, he's pissed off at both of them. Basically in a nutshell, Sleepy, Dopey and Grumpy. Who am I? Snow fucking White?</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well that's something you don't see every day.</center>|cite=Peter Venkman in ''Ghostbusters''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I certainly wouldn't put my name on it. I wouldn't even put my enemy's name on that.</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go, I wanna be sedated. Nothing to do and nowhere to go, I wanna be sedated.</center>|cite=Ramones' ''I Wanna Be Sedated''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm not here to blow smoke up your fucking ass, let me tell you that. I'm here to fix the restaurant, but you are one big obstacle, aren't you?</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Kitchen Nightmares''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There's no law, no law anymore, I wanna steal from the rich, and give to the poor...</center>|cite=Ramones' ''Howling at the Moon (Sha-La-La)''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Fuck off, you fat, useless, sack of fucking Yankee dankee doodle shit.</center>|cite=Gordon Ramsay in ''Hell's Kitchen''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I met her at the Burger King, we fell in love by the soda machine. So we took the car downtown, the kids were hanging out all around. Then we went down to Coney Island, on the coaster and around again, and no one's gonna ever tear us apart, 'cause she's my sweetheart.</center>|cite=Ramones' ''Oh Oh I Love Her So''.}}
{{cquote|<center>James is an ass, and we won't be working with him again.</center>|cite=Gabe Newell}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, ho, let's go! Hey, ho, let's go!</center>|cite=Ramones' ''Blitzkreig Bop''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Windows 8 was like this giant sadness. It just hurt everybody in the PC business.</center>|cite=Gabe Newell}}
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{{cquote|<center>I believe it's my God-given right to destroy everything in my sight, 'cause it never gets dull, it never gets old, the only thing it gets is more bold!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''One Fine Day''.}}
{{cquote|<center>That's a lot of nuts! That'll be four bucks, baby, you want fries with that?!</center>|cite=A nut salesman in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't be told what you want. Don't be told what you need! There's no future, no future, no future for you!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''God Save the Queen''.}}
{{cquote|<center>He just left! With nuts!</center>|cite=A nut salesman in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Bloody screaming fucking bloody mess! Not an animal, '''IT'S AN ABORTION!!'''</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Bodies''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I must apologise for Wimp Lo, he is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuck this, and fuck that! Fuck it all and fuck a fucking brat!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Bodies''.}}
{{cquote|<center>At that moment, the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about iron claws... ''They hurt like crap, man!''</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Throbbing squirm, gurgling bloody mess! I'm not a discharge! I'm not a loss in protein! I'm not a throbbing squirm!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Bodies''.}}
{{cquote|<center>So on he walked... and sometimes, drove... and occasionally, partied all night with the desert creatures.</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm watching all the rubbish, you're wasting my time. I look around your house, you got nothing to steal. I kick you in the brains when you get down to kneel, and pray, you pray to your God!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''No Feelings''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Okay, so here were my options: A, quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back-kick... or B, take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground, and die. <br><br>Hm... should've gone with A.</center>|cite=Master Tang in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am an anti-Christ. I am an anarchist. Don't know what I want, but I know how to get it.</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Anarchy in the UK''.}}
{{cquote|<center>We are both ventriloquists, ventriloquists, ventriloquists! We are both ventriloquists, and we practise every day!</center>|cite=The ventriloquists in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sleeping in my car, I will undress you, sleeping in my car, I will caress you, staying in the back seat of my car, making love, oh...</center>|cite=Roxette's ''Sleeping In My Car''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You go that way, I'll go home.</center>|cite=A guard in ''Kung Pow - Enter the Fist''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt not quote me happy.</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''.}}
{{cquote|<center>There's good reason for my glistening skin...and how I shine...and how my pores are so clean and clear. I eat Little Baby's Ice Cream. It keeps me young. It keeps me light on my feet. I spring from activity to activity. I love my job. I love my life. When you eat Little Baby's Ice Cream, you'll wink, and nod, and hug, and high-five each other with great enthusiasm. This is a special time.</center>|cite=Little Baby's Ice Cream commercial}}
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{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt not go to the same club or bar, week in, week out, just because you once saw a girl there that you fancied that you're never going to fucking talk to!</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Go ahead and lick something. We lick you very much. If you want to lick something... lick us. We love to lick. We lick to love. We love lickers. </center>|cite=Little Baby's Ice Cream commercial}}
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{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music. Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music. Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music. Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music.</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I noticed that the neighbourhood snails were massing their forces near my garden and I needed to defend my territory. My friend with Midwestern roots assures me that I can solve this problem by putting a plate of beer in the garden. Apparently snails like beer, but it kills them. Interestingly, it's the only thing snails do quickly. I've been trying to kill myself with beer for decades. I am literally slower than a snail.</center>|cite=Scott Adams}}
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{{cquote|<center>And thou shalt always...thou shalt ''always'' kill.</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Candied pumpkins, sweet egg bread, we love rising from the dead!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Skeletons on Parade''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Drifting away like a feather in air, letting my words take me away from the hurt and despair. So I'm keeping it vertical forever elevator, riding an escalator to a something that is greater.</center>|cite=Nujabes's ''Feather''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Carpals, tarsals, vertebrae! That's us clicking on parade!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Skeletons on Parade''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And I've seen a sparrow get high, wasting time in the sky. He think it's easy to fly, he's just a little bit freer than I...</center>|cite=Nujabes's ''Ordinary Joe''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I move without any muscles, my skull's a cavernous hall! Tendons are made for pulling, my friend, I don't need them at all!</center>|cite=Ludo's ''Skeletons on Parade''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now I'd be the last to deny that I'm just an average guy. Each little bird in the sky is just a little bit freer than I...</center>|cite=Nujabes's ''Ordinary Joe''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Many people think he's just a regular man! But he's not just any man, he's Skeleton Man!</center>|cite=The Axis of Awesome's ''Skeleton Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Is the glass half full or half empty? It's based on your perspective, quite simply. We're the same and we're not, know what I'm saying? Listen, so I ain't better than you, I just think different.</center>|cite=Nujabes's ''Think Different''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Ooooooh, Skin Man. Villain in disguise. But Skeleton Man sees through his plan '''with his skeleton eyes!'''</center>|cite=The Axis of Awesome's ''Skeleton Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And I will remember your name and face on the day you are judged by the funhouse cast, and I will rejoice in your fall from grace, with a cane to the sky like, "None shall pass."</center>|cite=Aesop Rock's ''None Shall Pass''.}}
{{cquote|<center>But now I have a red tuba that makes you shit yourself.</center>|cite=A waiter in ''That Mitchell and Webb Look''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Water, fire, air, and dirt. Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?! And I don't wanna talk to a scientist, y'all motherfuckers lying, and gettin' me pissed!</center>|cite=Insane Clown Posse's ''Miracles''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Ooh, and that's a bad miss.</center>|cite=Ted in ''That Mitchell and Webb Look''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now whip it! Into shape! Shape it up! Get straight! Go forward! Move ahead! Try to detect it! It's not too late! To whip it! Whip it good!</center>|cite=DEVO's ''Whip It''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Great! And what shall I do after I've pissed myself? Fuck myself? Eat myself? You're such a... </center>|cite=Jeremy Usborne in ''Peep Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Are we not men?!<br><br>''We are DEVO!''</center>|cite=DEVO's ''Jocko Homo''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Yes, I'm doing it already! I'm so pathetic that as soon as you ordered me to piss myself, I started the procedure. This is what you've done, you've ground down my sense of self-worth over the years, I hope you're proud! </center>|cite=Jeremy Usborne in ''Peep Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We're gonna drive into the sea...to see what's underwater. You got a seat right next to me...it's got to be here somewhere...</center>|cite=Light Light's ''Kilo''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Piss yourself, stop pissing yourself, it's not that simple, the floodgates are open! You're being a real big dick about this, aren't you?</center>|cite=Jeremy Usborne in ''Peep Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Of course I was in the right, those geezers were cruising for a bruising.</center>|cite=Narration in Pink Floyd's ''Money''.}}
{{cquote|<center>People can start pollution... people can stop it.</center>|cite=''Keep America Beautiful'' campaign}}
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{{cquote|<center>I dunno, I was really drunk at the time!</center>|cite=Narration in Pink Floyd's ''Money''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Everything is perfect now.</center>|cite=Freezepop's ''Swimming Pool''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You give them a short, sharp shock, and they never do it again. Dig it?</center>|cite=Narration in Pink Floyd's ''Us and Them''.}}
{{cquote|<center>At this rate, we're doomed!!</center>|cite=Cap White in ''Elite Beat Agents''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Money, it's a crime. Share it fairly, but don't take a slice of my pie.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Money''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You bet, kid!</center>|cite=Hulk in ''Elite Beat Agents''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ears, you shout and no one seems to hear. And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Brain Damage''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Inedible. Tastes like chicken.</center>|cite=Louie in ''Pikmin 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the moon...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Eclipse''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Eating this flower leads to spectacular, breathtaking indigestion.</center>|cite=Louie in ''Pikmin 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The black and green scarecrow is sadder than me, but now he's resigned to his fate, 'cause life's not unkind, he doesn't mind.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''The Scarecrow''.}}
{{cquote|<center>One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.</center>|cite=Groucho Marx in ''Animal Crackers''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs? Did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter when the promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath a clear blue sky?</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Goodbye Blue Sky''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Arstotzka so great, passport not required!</center>|cite=Jorji Costava in ''Papers, Please''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Is there anybody out there?<br><br>Is there anybody out there?<br><br>Is there anybody out there?<br><br>Is there anybody... out there...?</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Is There Anybody Out There?''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Is drugs!</center>|cite=Jorji Costava in ''Papers, Please''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Are there any queers in the theatre tonight?!<br><br>'''''GET THEM UP AGAINST THE WALL!!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''In the Flesh''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Ok! Here we go! For Arstotzka! The greatest country!</center>|cite=Jorji Costava in ''Papers, Please''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There's one smoking a joint! And another with spots! If I had my way, '''''I'D HAVE ALL OF YOU SHOT!!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''In the Flesh''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Cobrastan is not a real country.</center>|cite=The Inspector in ''Papers, Please''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fears, I sentence you to be exposed before your peers! <br><br> '''TEAR DOWN THE WALL!!'''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''The Trial''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Bullshit. I need to earn money today. Give bomb to me. I sell materials and give you cut.</center>|cite=Calensk in ''Papers, Please''}}
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{{cquote|<center>All in all, it's just another brick in the wall.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Another Brick in the Wall (Part 1)''.}}
{{cquote|<center>That little bitch. I break her in two.</center>|cite=Dari Ludum in ''Papers, Please''}}
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{{cquote|<center>All in all, you're just another brick in the wall.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2)''.}}
{{cquote|<center>FOR KOLECHIA!</center>|cite=Bombers in ''Papers, Please''}}
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{{cquote|<center>All in all, it was all just bricks in the wall.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Another Brick in the Wall (Part 3)''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna settle this!!</center>|cite=Peat in ''100% Orange Juice!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But it was only fantasy. The wall was too high, as you can see. No matter how he tried, he could not break free. And the worms ate into his brain.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Hey You''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm accelerating.</center>|cite=Suguri in ''100% Orange Juice!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''One of These Days''.}}
{{cquote|<center>It's Piyo's turn now! Syura's powers go beyond hell itself! Allow me to demonstrate!</center>|cite=Syura in ''QP Shooting ~ Dangerous!!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Julia Dream, dreamboat queen, queen of all my dreams...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Julia Dream''.}}
{{cquote|<center>This calls for a good distraction...</center>|cite=Kyousuke in ''QP Shooting ~ Dangerous!!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Emily tries, but misunderstands. She's often inclined to borrow somebody's dreams 'till tomorrow.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''See Emily Play''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh please. We are both men here and that is a fact.</center>|cite=Kyousuke in ''QP Shooting ~ Dangerous!!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There is no other way. Let's try it another way. You'll lose your mind and play free games for May...see Emily play.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''See Emily Play''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Poppo! Poppopopo!</center>|cite=Marie Poppo in ''100% Orange Juice!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>How I wish...how I wish you were here. We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year. Running over the same old ground, what have we found? The same old fears...wish you were here.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Wish You Were Here''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Mau... this isn't what I expected...</center>|cite=Saki in ''Suguri''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Looking beyond the embers of bridges glowing behind us, to a glimpse of how green it was on the other side. Steps taken forward, but sleepwalking back again. Dragged by the force of some inner tide...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''High Hopes''.}}
{{cquote|<center>It turned out we could communicate, so it's a shame. Please die.</center>|cite=Saki in ''Suguri''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So I open the door to my enemies. And I ask, "Could we wipe the slate clean?" But they tell me to please go fuck myself, you know you just can't win...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Lost For Words''.}}
{{cquote|<center>It's probably really painful. But, not like I can tell with my messed-up brain.</center>|cite=Nanako in ''Suguri''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I want my... I want my... I want my MTV...</center>|cite=Dire Straits' ''Money For Nothing''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm sorry... I can't make it back... </center>|cite=Alte in ''Sora''}}
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{{cquote|<center>See that little faggot with the earring and the makeup? Yeah buddy, that's his own hair. That little faggot got his own jet airplane. That little faggot, he's a millionaire!</center>|cite=Dire Straits' ''Money For Nothing''}}
{{cquote|<center>Oooooh? You gonna get in my way, girlie?</center>|cite=Tsih in ''Sora''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well show me the way to the next whiskey bar, oh, don't ask me why, oh, don't ask me why...</center>|cite=The Doors' ''Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar)''}}
{{cquote|<center>You can sail across the ocean. You can run around that hill. You can show your emotion, don't be afraid to fail...</center>|cite=DEKU's ''Grand Blue''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well back in jail, it was getting late. He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed! But the guards paid no attention to his cries...</center>|cite=Sublime's ''Date Rape''}}
{{cquote|<center>Take my hand, we drift away to place beyond the stars... I close my eyes and stay to pray, to be forever and heal my scars...</center>|cite=DEKU's ''Le Train''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny. But that's the way it had to be. They locked him up and threw away the key. Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind, even though he now takes it in the behind...</center>|cite=Sublime's ''Date Rape''}}
{{cquote|<center>From now until the end of day, to be with you, and be the best I ever could...</center>|cite=DEKU's ''Le Train''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This adventure is a one-way street, so please keep your eyes on the radar screen.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Keep Your Eyes Peeled''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey, I'm not done talking yet!</center>|cite=Peat in ''Flying Red Barrel ~Diary of a Little Aviator~''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Keep the exits clear, I've got to get away. I've got a job to do, there's no room left for mistakes!</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Keep Your Eyes Peeled''}}
{{cquote|<center>Red Barrel! I'll make you leave the guild today for sure!</center>|cite=Peat in ''Flying Red Barrel ~Diary of a Little Aviator~''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I like the message on your t-shirt. I don't know what it means, but the colours really work!</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''That's What She Said''}}
{{cquote|<center>Well, if it isn't Marc! Still up to the same things?</center>|cite=Fernet in ''Flying Red Barrel ~Diary of a Little Aviator~''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I know I had something to say, but it lost its meaning and it faded away...</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''That's What She Said''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''Have a jawbreaker!'''</center>|cite=Candyman in ''Lethal League''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? Is it a monster?</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Monster''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''Overclock!'''</center>|cite=Switch in ''Lethal League''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And you'll start to compromise, just to get to the other side.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Raoul''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hahahaha, the critical error was ''you!''</center>|cite=Switch in ''Lethal League''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had...I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take, with people running circles, it's a really really mad world.</center>|cite=Gary Jules's ''Mad World''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''Feel the beat!'''</center>|cite=Sonata in ''Lethal League''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You may think I'm crazy, but I don't even care! Because I can tell what's going on! It's hip to be square!</center>|cite=Huey Lewis and the News' ''Hip to be Square''}}
{{cquote|<center>Tch, not even worth my time.</center>|cite=Latch in ''Lethal League''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I feel fine with the sun in my eyes, the wind in my hair, we're falling out of this sky. I'm doing better than I thought I would, but nothing's ever as good as when you're on top.</center>|cite=The Wallflowers's ''When You're On Top''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''Let's roll!'''</center>|cite=Dice in ''Lethal League''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I remember that everyday, I get a little bit closer to you...</center>|cite=The Wallflowers's ''Closer to You''}}
{{cquote|<center>Sliced, and diced.</center>|cite=Dice in ''Lethal League''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I want a girl with a mind like a diamond. I want a girl who knows what's best. I want a girl with shoes that cut and eyes that burn like cigarettes.</center>|cite=Cake's ''Short Skirt / Long Jacket''}}
{{cquote|<center>The time has come for me to clear my reputation... by assaulting this young girl!</center>|cite=Schezo in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Doesn't matter if you're skinny, doesn't matter if you're fat, you can dress up like a sultan in your onion head hat.</center>|cite=Cake's ''Comfort Eagle''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm trying to talk to my adorable friends, and you won't shut your lousy yap!!</center>|cite=Schezo in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Let him come into the city, let him shake his lucky penny, let him put it in his pocket, and shake it all around...</center>|cite=Live's ''The Distance''}}
{{cquote|<center>Finally! You and I are going to score together!</center>|cite=Schezo in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Love your baby love, sugar baby love, love her any way, love her every day... </center>|cite=The Rubettes' ''Sugar Baby Love''}}
{{cquote|<center>Rulue loves the Dark Prince, Rulue loves the Dark Prince!</center>|cite=Arle in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, sister pretty, your lips are on the city. Everybody's waiting for the honeymoon to end...</center>|cite=Hootie & The Blowfish's ''Hey Sister Pretty''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''Hear me roar!!'''</center>|cite=Draco in ''Puyo Puyo Tetris''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm still trying to stop this thing from dying, don't forget to kiss me before you beat me up again...</center>|cite=Hootie & The Blowfish's ''Hey Sister Pretty''}}
{{cquote|<center>It's like I can touch you!</center>|cite=A Fluff in ''The Animation Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And a rock feels no pain. And an island never cries.</center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''I Am A Rock''.}}
{{cquote|<center>But I'm not wearing any pants.</center>|cite=A Fluff in ''The Animation Show''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So my mind was filled with wonder when the evening headlines read: "Richard Cory went home last night, and put a bullet through his head."</center>|cite=Simon and Garfunkel's ''Richard Cory''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I am cowboy. My gums are bleeding. Lo, I am ruptured.</center>|cite="The Abstract Foreign Western" in Don Hertzfeldt's ''Genre''}}
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{{cquote|<center>They move in beauty, two hearts adrift as one...Kissing, and kissing 'til the kiss of morning sun has come...</center>|cite=Stereo Alchemy's ''Young Lovers''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Wonderful buckets of romance for two...</center>|cite="The Science Fiction Musical" in Don Hertzfeldt's ''Genre''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson. Jesus loves you more than you will know... </center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''Mrs. Robinson''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.</center>|cite=Peter Venkman in ''Ghostbusters''}}
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{{cquote|<center>TV says doughnuts are high in fat, kazoo. Found a hobo in my room. It's Princess Leia, the yodel of life, give me my sweater back or I'll play the guitar!</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Hyakugojyuuichi''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Well that's something you don't see every day.</center>|cite=Peter Venkman in ''Ghostbusters''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Found a hobo in my room, what do I do, he looks dead, bleeding red onto my bedspread, and he also appears to be missing his head?! Why am I holding this gun and axe? Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks? Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill, or will he just keep on telling me to kill?</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Hyakugojyuuichi''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go, I wanna be sedated. Nothing to do and nowhere to go, I wanna be sedated.</center>|cite=Ramones' ''I Wanna Be Sedated''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Take this mop, and shove it, boy, 'cause it's the only way you'll be employed!</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Hyakugojyuuichi''.}}
{{cquote|<center>There's no law, no law anymore, I wanna steal from the rich, and give to the poor...</center>|cite=Ramones' ''Howling at the Moon (Sha-La-La)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane, I mean, what's up with that plastic plane? You're an idiot if you disagree, you gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi!</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Hyakugojyuuichi''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I met her at the Burger King, we fell in love by the soda machine. So we took the car downtown, the kids were hanging out all around. Then we went down to Coney Island, on the coaster and around again, and no one's gonna ever tear us apart, 'cause she's my sweetheart.</center>|cite=Ramones' ''Oh Oh I Love Her So''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Dunno what my brain is for, I used to, but I don't no more. I am a consumer whore, I am a consumer whore... </center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Consumer Whore''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Hanging out on a night like this, I'm gonna give her a great big kiss. I'm gonna make her mine, and everything's gonna be real fine.</center>|cite=Ramones' ''Oh Oh I Love Her So''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't even know what I'm doing here...</center>|cite=Queens of the Stone Age's ''Quick and to the Pointless''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey, ho, let's go! Hey, ho, let's go!</center>|cite=Ramones' ''Blitzkreig Bop''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fat and soft. Pink and weak. Foot and thigh. Tongue and cheek. You know, I'm told they'll swallow you whole, skin and bone...</center>|cite=Queens of the Stone Age's ''Mosquito Song''.}}
{{cquote|<center>If it's late, you need to call, Gurley wouldn't mind at all! If it's one or two AM, Gurley will still be your friend!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Gurley's Cell Phone Number''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss with all these marbles in my mouth.</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Smells Like Nirvana''.}}
{{cquote|<center>If Grandma was a Nazi, it wouldn't make a fuck to me! 'Cause it's 2004, and Grandma ain't a Nazi anymore!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Grandma Was A Nazi''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I love shows with or without a plot, I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot, 'cause I only have got one brain to rot! I'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot!</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Couch Potato''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Punk rock's not dead, punk rock is heating up the place! Punk rock's not dead, how 'bout this punk rock in your face?!</center>|cite=Darkbuster's ''Punk Rock's Not Dead''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated.</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''A Complicated Song''.}}
{{cquote|<center>If the cops don't make you pay, and you make your getaway, then you know, that's one fine day!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''One Fine Day''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Put down your chainsaw and listen to me, it's time for us to join in the fight!
{{cquote|<center>I believe it's my God-given right to destroy everything in my sight, 'cause it never gets dull, it never gets old, the only thing it gets is more bold!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''One Fine Day''}}
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys, it's time to let the bedbugs bite!</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Dare to be Stupid''.}}
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{{cquote|<center>I could've wished a thousand wishes, for this night I can't believe, that it's finally me and you, and you and me, just us, and your friend Steve.</center>|cite=Garfunkel and Oates' ''Me, You, and Steve''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Day after day, your home life's a wreck, the powers that be just breathe down your neck! You get no respect, you get no relief, you gotta speak up, and yell out your piece!</center>|cite=The Offspring's ''All I Want''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's not that I don't like your friend, but how many hours with him can you spend? It's not that I don't think he's great, but it's only you... only you... I wanna fellate...</center>|cite=Garfunkel and Oates' ''Me, You, and Steve''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Don't be told what you want. Don't be told what you need! There's no future, no future, no future for you!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''God Save the Queen''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuck me in the ass, 'cause I love Jesus, the good Lord would want it that way. Gimme that sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalisation, it's just between you and me, 'cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see!</center>|cite=Garfunkel and Oates' ''The Loophole''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Bloody screaming fucking bloody mess! Not an animal, '''IT'S AN ABORTION!!'''</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Bodies''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Woo-ee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly. Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore. I don't care what they say about us anyway, I don't care about that!</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Buddy Holly''}}
{{cquote|<center>Fuck this, and fuck that! Fuck it all and fuck a fucking brat!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Bodies''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one... We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Pink Triangle''}}
{{cquote|<center>Throbbing squirm, gurgling bloody mess! I'm not a discharge! I'm not a loss in protein! I'm not a throbbing squirm!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Bodies''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, pink triangle on her sleeve, let me know the truth, let me know the truth...</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Pink Triangle''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm watching all the rubbish, you're wasting my time. I look around your house, you got nothing to steal. I kick you in the brains when you get down to kneel, and pray, you pray to your God!</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''No Feelings''}}
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{{cquote|<center>God damn you half-Japanese girls. Do it to me every time...!</center>|cite=Weezer's ''El Scorcho''}}
{{cquote|<center>I am an anti-Christ. I am an anarchist. Don't know what I want, but I know how to get it.</center>|cite=Sex Pistols' ''Anarchy in the UK''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I told you I would return, when the robin makes his nest, but I ain't never coming back... I'm sorry, I'm sorry... I'm sorry...</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Butterfly''}}
{{cquote|<center>Nazi punks, Nazi punks, Nazi punks...<br><br>'''''FUCK OFF!!'''''</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Nazi Punks Fuck Off''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'll look in the mirror, and I'll be tickled pink. I don't give a hoot about what you think!</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Pork and Beans''}}
{{cquote|<center>We're gonna kill kill kill kill kill the poor, kill kill kill kill kill the poor, kill kill kill kill kill the poor tonight!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Kill The Poor''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom!</center>|cite=Vanilla Ice's ''Ice Ice Baby''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Step right up, folks, anarchy for sale! T-shirts only ten dollars, badges only $3.50! I nicked the design, never asked the band, I never listen to them either!</center>|cite=Dead Kennedys' ''Anarchy for Sale''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When I hold you in my arms, and I feel my finger on your trigger, I know that no one can do us no harm! Because happiness is a warm gun.</center>|cite=The Beatles' ''Happiness is a Warm Gun''}}
{{cquote|<center>Sleeping in my car, I will undress you, sleeping in my car, I will caress you, staying in the back seat of my car, making love, oh...</center>|cite=Roxette's ''Sleeping In My Car''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!!'''</center>|cite=Ringo Starr in ''Helter Skelter''}}
{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt not quote me happy.</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What's the ugliest part of your body? Some say your nose, some say your toes...but I think it's your mind.</center>|cite=Frank Zappa's ''What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body?''}}
{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt not go to the same club or bar, week in, week out, just because you once saw a girl there that you fancied that you're never going to fucking talk to!</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And all the people said, "What a shame that he's dead, but wasn't he a most peculiar man?" </center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''A Most Peculiar Man''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music. Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music. Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music. Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music.</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I, I want to go, I got to run, run to the moment and set me free...You tell me why, I hear the sound, the sound of my dream...</center>|cite=Dj Splash's ''Sound of My Dream''.}}
{{cquote|<center>And thou shalt always... thou shalt ''always'' kill.</center>|cite=dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip's ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Come and take a trip with me, to a land where love is free, follow me into the light, everything's gonna be alright...</center>|cite=Dune's ''Can't Stop Raving''}}
{{cquote|<center>Drifting away like a feather in air, letting my words take me away from the hurt and despair. So I'm keeping it vertical forever elevator, riding an escalator to a something that is greater.</center>|cite=Nujabes's ''Feather''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Just go and take my hand, I will show you promised land, stay with me in paradise, so our future can be nice...</center>|cite=Dune's ''Can't Stop Raving''.}}
{{cquote|<center>And I've seen a sparrow get high, wasting time in the sky. He think it's easy to fly, he's just a little bit freer than I...</center>|cite=Nujabes's ''Ordinary Joe''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Pika pika, body sparkles! Athena, show me that psycho sword! Pause.</center>|cite=Dj Dicks's ''The Psycho Ball''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Now I'd be the last to deny that I'm just an average guy. Each little bird in the sky is just a little bit freer than I...</center>|cite=Nujabes's ''Ordinary Joe''}}
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{{cquote|<center>GOD DAMMIT. GOD DAMMIT. I'M SICK OF ALL THESE GODDAMN BANANAS.</center>|cite=Dj Dicks's ''Bananas''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Is the glass half full or half empty? It's based on your perspective, quite simply. We're the same and we're not, know what I'm saying? Listen, so I ain't better than you, I just think different.</center>|cite=Nujabes's ''Think Different''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'll grab all night if I damn well please, 'cause no girl can resist my '''Gravity Squeeze'''!</center>|cite=Dj Dicks's ''Gravity Squeeze''.}}
{{cquote|<center>And I will remember your name and face on the day you are judged by the funhouse cast, and I will rejoice in your fall from grace, with a cane to the sky like, "None shall pass."</center>|cite=Aesop Rock's ''None Shall Pass''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Always, I wanna be with you, and make believe with you, and live in harmony, harmony, oh love...</center>|cite=Erasure's ''Always''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Water, fire, air, and dirt. Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?! And I don't wanna talk to a scientist, y'all motherfuckers lying, and gettin' me pissed!</center>|cite=Insane Clown Posse's ''Miracles''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Thank you stars for giving to me the greatest gift that's still yet to be. I don't mind if fate's playing games... I'm happy all the same!</center>|cite=Lizz Robinett's ''Renai Circulation''}}
{{cquote|<center>Now whip it! Into shape! Shape it up! Get straight! Go forward! Move ahead! Try to detect it! It's not too late! To whip it! Whip it good!</center>|cite=DEVO's ''Whip It''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME DO!'''<br><br>'''GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME HUG!'''</center>|cite=Reol's ''LUVORATORRRRRY!''}}
{{cquote|<center>When a problem comes along, you must whip it! Before the cream sits out too long, you must whip it! When something's going wrong, you must whip it!</center>|cite=DEVO's ''Whip It''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'll hold on, 'cause it's you I love so dearly. When the rain, the storm, and all is done, caress me with your sweet lullaby...</center>|cite=Mitsunori Ikeda's ''Fallen Angel''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Are we not men?!<br><br>''We are DEVO!''</center>|cite=DEVO's ''Jocko Homo''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Can I take another step? I've done everything I can, all the people that I see, I will never understand. If I find a way to change, if I step into the light, then I'll never be the same, and it all will fade to white...</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''.}}
{{cquote|<center>It's been a bad day, please don't take a picture.</center>|cite=R.E.M's ''Bad Day''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Can you tell me who you are? Can you tell me where I am? I've forgotten how to see, I've forgotten if I can. If I opened up my eyes, there'd be no more going back, 'cause I'd throw it all all away, and it all would fade to black...</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''.}}
{{cquote|<center>We're gonna drive into the sea, to see what's underwater. You got a seat right next to me, it's got to be here somewhere...</center>|cite=Light Light's ''Kilo''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Do you see Banana Man hopping over the white-hot sand? Here he come with some for me, freshly taken from banana tree.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Banana Man''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Of course I was in the right, those geezers were cruising for a bruising.</center>|cite=Narration in Pink Floyd's ''Money''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Do you want a banana? Peel it down, and go, mmm mmm mmm mmm. Do you want a banana? Dis banana for you.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Banana Man''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I dunno, I was really drunk at the time!</center>|cite=Narration in Pink Floyd's ''Money''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Tomorrow morning, on the plane, no banana make you go insane. Floating back to busy town, no banana make you wanna frown.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Banana Man''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You give them a short, sharp shock, and they never do it again. Dig it?</center>|cite=Narration in Pink Floyd's ''Us and Them''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Marvin walked into a helpless land, and wondered lightly, am I happy? Is this happy?</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Taken For A Ride''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Money, it's a crime. Share it fairly, but don't take a slice of my pie.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Money''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Marvin's Marvellous Mechanical Museum. Known from coast to coast, like butter and toast.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Welcome to Tally Hall''.}}
{{cquote|<center>And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ears, you shout and no one seems to hear. And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Brain Damage''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You told me to buy a pony, but all I wanted was you...</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Hidden in the Sand''.}}
{{cquote|<center>And everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the moon...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Eclipse''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Everything you know is wrong, just forget the words and sing along. All you need to understand is everything you know is wrong.</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Everything You Know Is Wrong".}}
{{cquote|<center>The black and green scarecrow is sadder than me, but now he's resigned to his fate, 'cause life's not unkind, he doesn't mind.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''The Scarecrow''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?<br><br>''Shaft!''</center>|cite=Isaac Hayes's ''Theme From Shaft''}}
{{cquote|<center>Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs? Did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter when the promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath a clear blue sky?</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Goodbye Blue Sky''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I possess a gaping chasm that swallows all matter. A pit of gravity that grows fatter...</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Fill My Black Hole''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Is there anybody out there?<br><br>Is there anybody out there?<br><br>Is there anybody out there?<br><br>Is there anybody... out there...?</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Is There Anybody Out There?''}}
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{{cquote|<center>A singularity straight into my soul...oh baby baby, fill my black hole...</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Fill My Black Hole''.}}
{{cquote|<center>''Are there any queers in the theatre tonight?!''<br><br>'''''GET THEM UP AGAINST THE WALL!!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''In the Flesh''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's not just any mammal...it's a space walrus!</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Space Walrus''.}}
{{cquote|<center>''There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me!''<br><br>'''''GET HIM UP AGAINST THE WALL!!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''In the Flesh''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Such is my love for you, that I lay a puppy on your pillow. ''And then I sprinkle it with chocolate...!''</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Passion of the Manwhore''.}}
{{cquote|<center>''That one looks Jewish! And that one's a coon!''<br><br>'''''WHO LET ALL OF THIS RIFF-RAFF INTO THE ROOM?!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''In the Flesh''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ducks float buoyantly on a pond of my desire... reflected in a labyrinth of my pain...</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Passion of the Manwhore''.}}
{{cquote|<center>''There's one smoking a joint! And another with spots! If I had my way...''<br><br> '''''I'D HAVE ALL OF YOU SHOT!!'''''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''In the Flesh''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Nothing aggravates a delicate situation much more than a massive detonation.</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''The Great Chimp Heist''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fears, I sentence you to be exposed before your peers!<br><br> '''TEAR DOWN THE WALL!!'''</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''The Trial''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Bah, Plan B is weak as piss! Who the hell put you up to this?!</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''The Great Chimp Heist''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Go on, Judge! Shit on 'im!</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''The Trial''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople. Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks'!</center>|cite=They Might Be Giants' ''Istanbul (Not Constantinople)''.}}
{{cquote|<center>All in all, it's just another brick in the wall.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Another Brick in the Wall (Part 1)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I see trees of green, red roses too. I see them bloom for me and you. And I think to myself...what a wonderful world.</center>|cite=Louis Armstrong's ''What a Wonderful World''.}}
{{cquote|<center>All in all, you're just another brick in the wall.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, but I know we'll meet again, some sunny day.</center>|cite=Vera Lynn's ''We'll Meet Again''.}}
{{cquote|<center>All in all, it was all just bricks in the wall.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Another Brick in the Wall (Part 3)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Generally speaking, things have gone about as far as they can possibly go when things have gotten about as bad as they can reasonably get. </center>|cite=The Player in Tom Stoppard's ''Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead''.}}
{{cquote|<center>But it was only fantasy. The wall was too high, as you can see. No matter how he tried, he could not break free. And the worms ate into his brain.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Hey You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What does a brother have to do to pacify a bitch?! I'm telling you G, I've tried everything! God be my witness! I have shown respect, charm, under-fucking-standing! But that is the last fucking straw! </center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>Fuck all that, we gotta get on with these. Gotta compete with the wily Japanese. No need to worry about the Vietnamese. Got to bring the Russian bear to his knees.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Not Now John''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna rip yo motherfucking balls off!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''One of These Days''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't diss my wheels, she's my pride and joy!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>Julia Dream, dreamboat queen, queen of all my dreams...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Julia Dream''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wassup, motherfucker?!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>Emily tries, but misunderstands. She's often inclined to borrow somebody's dreams 'till tomorrow.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''See Emily Play''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Procedure can kiss my ass!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>There is no other way. Let's try it another way. You'll lose your mind and play free games for May, see Emily play.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''See Emily Play''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I figured we'd kill every motherfucker who stands in our way.</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>How I wish, how I wish you were here. We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year. Running over the same old ground, what have we found? The same old fears wish you were here.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Wish You Were Here''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuck that, Colombo! Shoot to maim!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>Looking beyond the embers of bridges glowing behind us, to a glimpse of how green it was on the other side. Steps taken forward, but sleepwalking back again. Dragged by the force of some inner tide...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''High Hopes''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Just shoot! Shit!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>So I open the door to my enemies, and I ask, "Could we wipe the slate clean?" But they tell me to please go fuck myself, you know you just can't win...</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Lost For Words''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Damn right, this is bad! Have you seen the prices?!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>It doesn't have to be like this. All we need to do is make sure we keep talking.</center>|cite=Pink Floyd's ''Keep Talking''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Frankly, Casanova, I'd be more worried about reading the last 24 hours as a damning fucking indictment of contemporary feminism.</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>I want my... I want my... I want my MTV.</center>|cite=Dire Straits' ''Money For Nothing''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I just think two dick-wielding cop clichés taking down a hundred-foot birthing mother is a statement fairly limited in its interpretations.</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>See that little faggot with the earring and the makeup? Yeah buddy, that's his own hair. That little faggot got his own jet airplane. That little faggot, he's a millionaire!</center>|cite=Dire Straits' ''Money For Nothing''}}
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{{cquote|<center>They met as adversaries. They fought as allies. But to their enemies...they were righteous motherfuckers!</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold, and she's buying a stairway to heaven.</center>|cite=Led Zeppelin's ''Stairway to Heaven''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''House of the Dead Overkill''. It's not just good...It's fucking delicious! Critics said, it's fucking good...others critics said, it's ''motherfucking'' good!</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>Communication breakdown, it's always the same. I'm having a nervous breakdown, drive me insane!</center>|cite=Led Zeppelin's ''Communication Breakdown''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Isaac Washington. Make him mad, and he'll rip your balls off!</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>Well show me the way to the next whiskey bar. Oh, don't ask why, oh, don't ask why.</center>|cite=The Doors' ''Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Type anything, as long as you... '''Type like a Motherfucker'''</center>|cite=Final Exam instructions in ''Typing of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>Well back in jail, it was getting late. He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed! But the guards paid no attention to his cries...</center>|cite=Sublime's ''Date Rape''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I want to return to the womb!</center>|cite=Clement Darling in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny. But that's the way it had to be. They locked him up and threw away the key. Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind, even though he now takes it in the behind...</center>|cite=Sublime's ''Date Rape''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I can't go on in a world without my mommy!</center>|cite=Clement Darling in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>This adventure is a one-way street, so please keep your eyes on the radar screen.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Keep Your Eyes Peeled''}}
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{{cquote|<center>G? What the fuck does that even mean?!</center>|cite=Clement Darling in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>This adventure is a one-way street, keep your eyes on the radar screen.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Keep Your Eyes Peeled''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And Isaac Jr. had a problem with my name?! You gonna tell me what the fuck the G stands for?!</center>|cite=Varla Guns in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>Keep the exits clear, I've got to get away. I've got a job to do, there's no room left for mistakes!</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Keep Your Eyes Peeled''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I was named after my daddy! And that shit is biblical!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>Pack up your accents. Pack your batteries. Now go marching back to the factory. A bunch of dresses, down the mattress. Car park asphalt tastes good, actually.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''That's What She Said''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Clement more than likely fucked his mother, and not once, not ''once'', did you call him "motherfucker", when indeed he was, most probably, a real motherfucker! So, what does that tell you?</center>|cite=Agent G in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>I like the message on your t-shirt. I don't know what it means, but the colours really work!</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''That's What She Said''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Shit! The G stand for genocide, motherfucker?!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>I know I had something to say, but it lost its meaning and it faded away...</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''That's What She Said''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I just wanted the fucking soup!</center>|cite=A civilian in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? Is it a monster?</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Monster''}}
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{{cquote|<center>She's got small tits! Don't use the one with small tits, Clement. I forbid it.</center>|cite=Clement Darling's mother in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
{{cquote|<center>And you'll start to compromise, just to get to the other side.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Raoul''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What's wrong? Did I hurt your whore feelings?</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
{{cquote|<center>It doesn't seem like you mean it. I don't believe that you believe it, and it feels like running with your eyes closed if you forget what you're supposed to be.</center>|cite=The Automatic's ''Raoul''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If I don't get some food right now, I'm gonna punch somebody in the dick.</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
{{cquote|<center>And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had... I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take, with people running circles, it's a really really mad world.</center>|cite=Gary Jules's ''Mad World''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If I don't get some food right now, I'm gonna punch somebody in the cunt.</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
{{cquote|<center>You may think I'm crazy, but I don't even care! Because I can tell what's going on! It's hip to be square!</center>|cite=Huey Lewis and the News' ''Hip to be Square''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So what? Am I supposed to blow you now? Get real.</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
{{cquote|<center>Goodbye, horses... I'm flying over you... Goodbye, horses... I'm flying, flying, flying over you...</center>|cite=Q Lazzarus's ''Goodbye Horses''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What's my hobby? Um... does watching porn count?</center>|cite=Kyu Sugardust in ''HuniePop''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hard times, happiest days of my life. Hard times gone by.</center>|cite=The Jetzons' ''Hard Times''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Thanks for the sex, homie!</center>|cite=Kyu Sugardust in ''HuniePop''}}
{{cquote|<center>I feel fine with the sun in my eyes, the wind in my hair, we're falling out of this sky. I'm doing better than I thought I would, but nothing's ever as good as when you're on top.</center>|cite=The Wallflowers's ''When You're On Top''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What's shakin', bacon?</center>|cite=Tiffany Maye in ''HuniePop''}}
{{cquote|<center>I remember that everyday, I get a little bit closer to you...</center>|cite=The Wallflowers's ''Closer to You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This is my taunt! Haha, get it?</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I want a girl with a mind like a diamond. I want a girl who knows what's best. I want a girl with shoes that cut and eyes that burn like cigarettes.</center>|cite=Cake's ''Short Skirt / Long Jacket''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Taunt button!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''.}}
{{cquote|<center>With fingernails that shine like justice, and a voice that is dark, like tinted glass. She is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack. She's touring the facilities, and picking up slack.</center>|cite=Cake's ''Short Skirt / Long Jacket''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''I am shooting you!'''</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Doesn't matter if you're skinny, doesn't matter if you're fat, you can dress up like a sultan, in your onion head hat.</center>|cite=Cake's ''Comfort Eagle''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''GET SOME! GET SOME!''' ...Seriously, come get some.</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Let him come into the city, let him shake his lucky penny, let him put it in his pocket, and shake it all around...</center>|cite=Live's ''The Distance''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hehehe...he said "assbub"!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Whatever I fear the most is whatever I see before me whenever I let my guard down, whatever I was ignoring.</center>|cite=Toad the Wet Sprocket's ''Whatever I Fear''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...Ouch! Dipshit...</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Love your baby love, sugar baby love, love her any way, love her every day... </center>|cite=The Rubettes' ''Sugar Baby Love''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Eh, I was getting bored anyway.</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey, sister pretty, your lips are on the city. Everybody's waiting for the honeymoon to end...</center>|cite=Hootie & The Blowfish's ''Hey Sister Pretty''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't. Do that. ''Again''.</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm still trying to stop this thing from dying, don't forget to kiss me before you beat me up again...</center>|cite=Hootie & The Blowfish's ''Hey Sister Pretty''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Okay, let's not get too worked up!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''.}}
{{cquote|<center>And a rock feels no pain. And an island never cries.</center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''I Am A Rock''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Okay, just take it easy, pal!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''.}}
{{cquote|<center>So my mind was filled with wonder when the evening headlines read: "Richard Cory went home last night, and put a bullet through his head."</center>|cite=Simon and Garfunkel's ''Richard Cory''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now that's hilarious! ...Ha ha, that's great!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''.}}
{{cquote|<center>They move in beauty, two hearts adrift as one... Kissing, and kissing 'til the kiss of morning sun has come...</center>|cite=Stereo Alchemy's ''Young Lovers''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Heh heh heh, a kid like you could get hurt playing out here!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''.}}
{{cquote|<center>And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson. Jesus loves you more than you will know... </center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''Mrs. Robinson''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, you've got to be kidding me!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''.}}
{{cquote|<center>TV says doughnuts are high in fat, kazoo. Found a hobo in my room. It's Princess Leia, the yodel of life, give me my sweater back or I'll play the guitar!</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Hyakugojyuuichi''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, smile!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Found a hobo in my room, what do I do, he looks dead, bleeding red onto my bedspread, and he also appears to be missing his head?! Why am I holding this gun and axe? Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks? Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill, or will he just keep on telling me to kill?</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Hyakugojyuuichi''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Say cheese!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Take this mop, and shove it, boy, 'cause it's the only way you'll be employed!</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Hyakugojyuuichi''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's time to rock! ...Dead rising!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane, I mean, what's up with that plastic plane? You're an idiot if you disagree, you gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi!</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Hyakugojyuuichi''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You take care now, buddy!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Dunno what my brain is for, I used to, but I don't no more. I am a consumer whore, I am a consumer whore...</center>|cite=Lemon Demon's ''Consumer Whore''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't worry... We'll help you forget!</center>|cite=Saturos in ''Golden Sun''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't even know what I'm doing here...</center>|cite=Queens of the Stone Age's ''Quick and to the Pointless''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Your hands...so warm...People have such warm hands...I had forgotten...</center>|cite=Karst in ''Golden Sun - The Lost Age''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Fat and soft. Pink and weak. Foot and thigh. Tongue and cheek. You know, I'm told they'll swallow you whole, skin and bone...</center>|cite=Queens of the Stone Age's ''Mosquito Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS<br><br>ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?</center>|cite=Opening text of ''Bad Dudes''}}
{{cquote|<center>Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.</center>|cite=Opening text of ''Bad Street Brawler''}}
{{cquote|<center>In the morning, laughing happy fish heads! In the evening, floating in a soup!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But in his eagerness to prove that he is in control of the story, and no one gets to tell him what to do, Stanley leapt from the platform and plunged to his death. <br><br>Good job, Stanley. Everyone thinks you are ''very'' powerful. </center>|cite=Narration in ''The Stanley Parable''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Ask a fish head anything you want to, they won't answer, they can't talk!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Stanley was so bad at following directions, it was incredible he wasn't fired years ago. </center>|cite=Narration in ''The Stanley Parable''.}}
{{cquote|<center>They can't play baseball, they don't wear sweaters! They're not good dancers, they don't play drums!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Stanley, this fern will be very important later in the story. Make sure you study it closely and remember it carefully. You won't want to miss anything. </center>|cite=Narration in ''The Stanley Parable''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I took a fish head out to see a movie, didn't have to pay to get it in!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ew...what happened to your face? </center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Roly-poly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccinos at Italian restaurants with Oriental women!</center>|cite=Barnes & Barnes' ''Fish Heads''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Turn your head and cough.</center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''.}}
{{cquote|<center>It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss with all these marbles in my mouth.</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Smells Like Nirvana''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you're going to die, do it outside.</center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I love shows with or without a plot, I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot, 'cause I only have got one brain to rot! I'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot!</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Couch Potato''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I managed to sew your face back on. Be more careful next time.</center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh, why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated.</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''A Complicated Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't give happy endings. </center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Put down your chainsaw and listen to me, it's time for us to join in the fight! It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys, it's time to let the bedbugs bite!</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Dare to be Stupid''}}
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{{cquote|<center>They say there is a person who will tell you how to survive this land...oh wait, that's me.</center>|cite=The Guide in ''Terraria''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You can be a coffee achiever, you can sit around the house and watch ''Leave It To Beaver!'' The future's up to you, so whatcha gonna do?!<br><br>''Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!''</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Dare to be Stupid''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You should stay indoors at night. It is very dangerous to be wandering around in the dark.</center>|cite=The Guide in ''Terraria''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I could've wished a thousand wishes, for this night I can't believe, that it's finally me and you, and you and me, just us, and your friend Steve.</center>|cite=Garfunkel and Oates' ''Me, You, and Steve''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I know the difference between turquoise and blue-green. But I won't tell you. </center>|cite=The Painter in ''Terraria''.}}
{{cquote|<center>It's not that I don't like your friend, but how many hours with him can you spend? It's not that I don't think he's great, but it's only you... only you... I wanna fellate...</center>|cite=Garfunkel and Oates' ''Me, You, and Steve''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We have to talk. It's...it's about parties. </center>|cite=The Party Girl in ''Terraria''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Fuck me in the ass, 'cause I love Jesus, the good Lord would want it that way. Gimme that sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalisation, it's just between you and me, 'cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see!</center>|cite=Garfunkel and Oates' ''The Loophole''}}
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{{cquote|<center>My REAL father would've given me a big hug and called me his little pega-pony princess!</center>|cite=Cynthia in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Woo-ee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly. Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore. I don't care what they say about us anyway, I don't care about that!</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Buddy Holly''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yay! Excessive spending!</center>|cite=Henry in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm dumb, she's a lesbian, I thought I had found the one. We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Pink Triangle''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This sure beats gold! Wait, no, it doesn't.</center>|cite=Anna in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh, pink triangle on her sleeve, let me know the truth, let me know the truth...</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Pink Triangle''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Violence is on sale today!</center>|cite=Anna in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''.}}
{{cquote|<center>God damn you half-Japanese girls. Do it to me every time...!</center>|cite=Weezer's ''El Scorcho''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Careful, love. Prices aren't the only thing I can cut in half!</center>|cite=Anna in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I told you I would return, when the robin makes his nest, but I ain't never coming back... I'm sorry, I'm sorry... I'm sorry...</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Butterfly''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I make deep cuts!</center>|cite=Anna in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I'll look in the mirror, and I'll be tickled pink. I don't give a hoot about what you think!</center>|cite=Weezer's ''Pork and Beans''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Unhand me! I am no one's prisoner!</center>|cite=Erik in ''Fire Emblem''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom!</center>|cite=Vanilla Ice's ''Ice Ice Baby''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You are about to die. Scream if you must.</center>|cite=Damien in ''Fire Emblem''.}}
{{cquote|<center>When I hold you in my arms, and I feel my finger on your trigger, I know that no one can do us no harm! Because happiness is a warm gun.</center>|cite=The Beatles' ''Happiness is a Warm Gun''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Aaahh! You're no perfect being! You're a monster in human form! No mercy! No forgiveness!</center>|cite=Nino in ''Fire Emblem''.}}
{{cquote|<center>'''I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!!'''</center>|cite=Ringo Starr in ''Helter Skelter''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Linus...I'll...see you again...I'm sure you're angry, but...Please be my friend...again...</center>|cite=Nino in ''Fire Emblem''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Wouldn't it be nice if we were older? Then we wouldn't have to wait so long, and wouldn't it be nice to live together, in the kind of world where we belong?</center>|cite=The Beach Boys' ''Wouldn't It Be Nice''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What happened to Dorcas?</center>|cite=[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM-s5C0dnZs American ''Fire Emblem'' commercial].}}
{{cquote|<center>What's the ugliest part of your body? Some say your nose, some say your toes... but I think it's your mind.</center>|cite=Frank Zappa's ''What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body?''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That sad face does not suit you... Please. Be right as you always are... If you don't...I will not be able to hold back the tears... So please, smile... Smile for me...like you always do. </center>|cite=Priscilla in ''Fire Emblem''.}}
{{cquote|<center>And all the people said, "What a shame that he's dead, but wasn't he a most peculiar man?" </center>|cite=Simon & Garfunkel's ''A Most Peculiar Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Not that I'm correcting you, but I am only in my thirties. I would think "ill-hearted gentleman" more appropriate.</center>|cite=Oswin in ''Fire Emblem''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I, I want to go, I got to run, run to the moment and set me free... You tell me why, I hear the sound, the sound of my dream...</center>|cite=Dj Splash's ''Sound of My Dream''}}
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{{cquote|<center>She's not bad looking...If only she would just...shut...up...</center>|cite=Matthew in ''Fire Emblem''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Come and take a trip with me, to a land where love is free, follow me into the light, everything's gonna be alright...</center>|cite=Dune's ''Can't Stop Raving''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You there, in the bushes. You have until the count of five to show yourself before I start throwing sharp objects. One...two...four...</center>|cite=Volke in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Just go and take my hand, I will show you promised land, stay with me in paradise, so our future can be nice...</center>|cite=Dune's ''Can't Stop Raving''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I can fight... I'm... very angry... The food here... It was terrible, and... they gave us hardly any... I... will have vengeance. </center>|cite=Ilyana in ''Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Pika pika, body sparkles! Athena, show me that psycho sword! Pause.</center>|cite=Dj Dicks's ''The Psycho Ball''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm so happy! Oh, thank you so much...Um...er...Ike? No, wait! Um...Bill? Lance? Sword guy? </center>|cite=Ilyana in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''.}}
{{cquote|<center>GOD DAMMIT. GOD DAMMIT. I'M SICK OF ALL THESE GODDAMN BANANAS.</center>|cite=Dj Dicks's ''Bananas''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...We are such stuff<br>As dreams are made on, and our little life<br>Is rounded with a sleep.</center>|cite=William Shakespeare's ''The Tempest''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I'll grab all night if I damn well please, 'cause no girl can resist my '''Gravity Squeeze!'''</center>|cite=Dj Dicks's ''Gravity Squeeze''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You won't get laid with that kind of attitude, Anubis!</center>|cite=Ellen in ''I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Always, I wanna be with you, and make believe with you, and live in harmony, harmony, oh love...</center>|cite=Erasure's ''Always''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Just hold still and I'll make it quick!</center>|cite=Sapphire in ''Unreal Tournament 2004''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Thank you stars for giving to me the greatest gift that's still yet to be. I don't mind if fate's playing games... I'm happy all the same!</center>|cite=Lizz Robinett's ''Renai Circulation''}}
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{{cquote|<center>No more tears, please! It's a waste of good suffering!</center>|cite=Mr. Crow in ''Unreal Tournament 2004''.}}
{{cquote|<center>'''LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME DO!'''<br><br>'''GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME HUG!'''</center>|cite=Reol's ''LUVORATORRRRRY!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I will swallow your soul!</center>|cite=Harlequin in ''Unreal Tournament 2004''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I give you love, you give me energy, when I'm dancing on stage, you make me feel free! Tender devotion and desire give you every night!</center>|cite=Judy Crystal's ''Nori Nori Nori''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''You got boost power!'''</center>|cite=The announcer in ''F-Zero X''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Make him handsome, make him strong, make him the kind to last the whole night long!</center>|cite=jun's ''TRUE♥LOVE''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''Whoa, you're way up front!'''</center>|cite=The announcer in ''F-Zero X''.}}
{{cquote|<center>All I want, lying here with you, feeling like heaven.</center>|cite=Ryu☆'s ''Second Heaven''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''Watch your back!'''</center>|cite=The announcer in ''F-Zero X''.}}
{{cquote|<center>All I want, lying here with you, feeling like heaven. All I want, lying here with you, feeling like heaven.</center>|cite=Ryu☆'s ''Second Heaven''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''Finish!''' ...Alright, first place!</center>|cite=The announcer in ''F-Zero X''.}}
{{cquote|<center>'''''SOMEBODY SCREAM!!'''''</center>|cite=Ryu☆'s ''Second Heaven''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Don't worry, Yuki...I will protect you.</center>|cite=Yuno Gasai in ''Mirai Nikki''.}}
{{cquote|<center>World of silence, creepin' slightless time,<br><br>port of sadness, sleepin' flightless mind,<br><br>world of silence, blinkin' farthest light,<br><br>road of brightness, I will get there,<br><br>and shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin', shinin'...</center>|cite=Mondo Grosso's ''Shinin'''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I ask of you. Are you my master?</center>|cite=Saber in ''Fate/stay Night''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh, I push my way through the crowd, now hear the sound of the ground. Oh, I push my way through the crowd, just start at dawn from the clouds.</center>|cite=Mondo Grosso's ''Shinin'''}}
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{{cquote|<center>People die if they are killed. That's the way it should be.</center>|cite=Emiya Shirou in ''Fate/stay Night''.}}
{{cquote|<center>If you want to light my heart, use a candle, not your Bic.</center>|cite=Mondo Grosso's ''Blaze It Up'''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.</center>|cite=Emiya Shirou in ''Fate/stay Night''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I'll hold on, 'cause it's you I love so dearly. When the rain, the storm, and all is done, caress me with your sweet lullaby...</center>|cite=Mitsunori Ikeda's ''Fallen Angel''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''I am the bone of my sword.''</center>|cite=Archer in ''Fate/stay Night''.}}
{{cquote|<center>So close your eyes and make a wish, today's the day that I am fighting you. It's my turn to be a champion.</center>|cite=TCY Force's ''Champion''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Trace, on!</center>|cite=Emiya Shirou in ''Fate/stay Night''.}}
{{cquote|<center>So shut your lies, and count to three, I'll take you down and you'll be smithereens. It's my chance to be a champion.</center>|cite=TCY Force's ''Champion''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't like pain. That's why I thought it would be better to become a doll. And gradually, my body stopped generating a pulse. Blood vessels turned into tubes one by one. Blood vanished like vapour. My heart, everything, just crafted parts. If I did that, there would be no more pain.</center>|cite=Kohaku in ''Tsukihime''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Can I take another step? I've done everything I can, all the people that I see, I will never understand. If I find a way to change, if I step into the light, then I'll never be the same, and it all will fade to white...</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I won't tell you to become a saint. You should just become an adult who is able to do what you believe is right.</center>|cite=Aoko Aozaki in ''Tsukihime''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Can you tell me who you are? Can you tell me where I am? I've forgotten how to see, I've forgotten if I can. If I opened up my eyes, there'd be no more going back, 'cause I'd throw it all all away, and it all would fade to black...</center>|cite=nomico's ''Bad Apple!!''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...You are the only one who can make me truly happy. I want to always be near your side, always be near your sunshine. </center>|cite=Hisui in ''Tsukihime''.}}
{{cquote|<center>How come I must know where obsession needs to go? How come I must know where the passion hides its feelings?</center>|cite= See-Saw's ''Obsession''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This chair is an eyesore. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair!</center>|cite=Shiki Tohno in ''Tsukihime''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Do you see Banana Man hopping over the white-hot sand? Here he come with some for me, freshly taken from banana tree.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Banana Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm not an unfathomable sense of dread. You can't just ignore me, you know?</center>|cite=Anna Graem in ''VA-11 HALL-A''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Do you want a banana? Peel it down, and go, mmm mmm mmm mmm. Do you want a banana? Dis banana for you.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Banana Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm also really gay and I like girls a lot. </center>|cite=Anna Graem in ''VA-11 HALL-A''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Tomorrow morning, on the plane, no banana make you go insane. Floating back to busy town, no banana make you wanna frown.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Banana Man''}}
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{{cquote|<center>BRING ME THAT BASTARD! I'LL GIVE HIM THE FIST OF JUSTICE! I'LL MAKE HIM EAT THE KANTO EARTHQUAKE! I'LL BORROW HIS CAP!</center>|cite=Dana Zane in ''VA-11 HALL-A''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Marvin walked into a helpless land, and wondered lightly, am I happy? Is this happy?</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Taken For A Ride''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I don't get this either. Pretty sure I died.</center>|cite=Kyoko Kirigiri in ''Danganronpa 3''}}
{{cquote|<center>Marvin's Marvellous Mechanical Museum. Known from coast to coast, like butter and toast.</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Welcome to Tally Hall''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''Let's give it everything we've got!'' '''IT'S... PUNISHMENT TIME!'''</center>|cite=Monokuma in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>You told me to buy a pony, but all I wanted was you...</center>|cite=Tally Hall's ''Hidden in the Sand''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now then, I've prepared a very special punishment!</center>|cite=Monokuma in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm telling you, it's not a trick, pay attention, don't be thick, or you're liable to get licked.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I bet you guys '''[REMOVED TO CONFORM WITH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL CENSORSHIP LAWS]''' all over her, didn't you!?</center>|cite=Monokuma in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>You're gonna see the reason why when they're spittin' in your eye, they'll be spittin' in your eye.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
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{{cquote|<center>No, I am not... effing with you right now.</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh, how your bubble's gonna burst, when you meet another nurse, she'll be drivin' in a hearse.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm fishing. What does it look like I'm doing?</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>You're gonna need a heap of glue when they all catch up with you, and they cut you up in two.</center>|cite=April March's ''Chick Habit''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's like super super super super super despair. No, more than that... Super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super despair.</center>|cite=Junko Enoshima in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>Everything you know is wrong, just forget the words and sing along. All you need to understand is everything you know is wrong.</center>|cite="Weird Al" Yankovic's ''Everything You Know Is Wrong"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yoohoo! Big sis! You look nothing like me and are stupid and ugly as usual!</center>|cite=Junko Enoshima in ''Danganronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
{{cquote|<center>We all said, when I get older, I will be stronger, they'll call me freedom, just like a wavin' flag. And then it goes back, and then it goes back, and then it goes back, and then it goes...</center>|cite=K'naan's ''Wavin' Flag''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Rejoice, commoners, for today, I show you just how much far above you I am.</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?<br><br>''Shaft!''</center>|cite=Isaac Hayes's ''Theme From Shaft''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm surprised. It seems there's some semblance of a brain knocking around inside that skull of yours after all.</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>I possess a gaping chasm that swallows all matter. A pit of gravity that grows fatter...</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Fill My Black Hole''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm sorry, but I give up! Quit without saving!</center>|cite=Hifumi Yamada in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>A singularity straight into my soul... oh baby baby, fill my black hole...</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Fill My Black Hole''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''You're''' the one who's acting suspicious!</center>|cite=Yasuhiro Hagakure in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>It's not just any mammal... it's a space walrus!</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Space Walrus''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I hope you all win the l-lottery and get hit by a b-bus... </center>|cite=Toko Fukawa in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>Such is my love for you, that I lay a puppy on your pillow. ''And then I sprinkle it with chocolate...!''</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Passion of the Manwhore''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I will shove a banana up your tailpipe!</center>|cite=Kiyondo Ishida in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>Ducks float buoyantly on a pond of my desire... reflected in a labyrinth of my pain...</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''Passion of the Manwhore''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There are only two types of luck: good and bad. There is no in-between. And that luck is built into every human at the moment of conception. Like a computer program. Some call it fate. The bottom line is, luck is life.</center>|cite=Celestia Ludenberg in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>Nothing aggravates a delicate situation much more than a massive detonation.</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''The Great Chimp Heist''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And in that regard, I made the right choice. I'm so glad your stupidity surpassed my every expectation. Life must have been tough on your parents, though.</center>|cite=Celestia Ludenberg in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>Bah, Plan B is weak as piss! Who the hell put you up to this?!</center>|cite=SexuaLobster's ''The Great Chimp Heist''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I refuse to acknowledge you! You're stupid! Stupid Stupid Stupid! StupidStupidStupidStupidStupidStupidStupid!!</center>|cite=Leon Kuwata in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
{{cquote|<center>Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople. Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks'!</center>|cite=They Might Be Giants' ''Istanbul (Not Constantinople)''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Holy crap! He's totally the type of guy who spent his childhood killing neighbourhood pets!</center>|cite=Ibuki Mioda in ''Dangan Ronpa 2 - Goodbye Despair''}}
{{cquote|<center>I see trees of green, red roses too. I see them bloom for me and you. And I think to myself... what a wonderful world.</center>|cite=Louis Armstrong's ''What a Wonderful World''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Welcome to the world of girl love! It's slippery when wet!</center>|cite=Ibuki Mioda in ''Dangan Ronpa 2 - Goodbye Despair''}}
{{cquote|<center>We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, but I know we'll meet again, some sunny day.</center>|cite=Vera Lynn's ''We'll Meet Again''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Grab a partner and slow dance to... "I Squeezed Out the Baby But I Have No Idea Who the Father Is"!</center>|cite=Ibuki Mioda in ''Dangan Ronpa 2 - Goodbye Despair''}}
{{cquote|<center>Generally speaking, things have gone about as far as they can possibly go when things have gotten about as bad as they can reasonably get. </center>|cite=The Player in Tom Stoppard's ''Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But that's Kaede's lie, isn't it?</center>|cite=Kokichi Oma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
{{cquote|<center>What does a brother have to do to pacify a bitch?! I'm telling you G, I've tried everything! God be my witness! I have shown respect, charm, under-fucking-standing! But that is the last fucking straw!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I can't do shit about that! So just calm your tiny tits and shut up!!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna rip yo motherfucking balls off!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, dogfucker! Get over here!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
{{cquote|<center>Don't diss my wheels, she's my pride and joy!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You think comin' out of a rich dude's ballsack makes you better than me, an actual genius!?</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
{{cquote|<center>Wassup, motherfucker?!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Do you want to die?</center>|cite=Maki Harukawa in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
{{cquote|<center>Procedure can kiss my ass!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.</center>|cite=Inigo Montoya in ''The Princess Bride''}}
{{cquote|<center>I figured we'd kill every motherfucker who stands in our way.</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Welcome to the adventure!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel Super Heroes vs. Street Fighter''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Fuck that, Colombo! Shoot to maim!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Let's go crazy!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs. Capcom''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Just shoot! Shit!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mwahahaha! Good luck, sucker!</center>|cite=Diety skill level in ''Civilization IV''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Damn right, this is bad! Have you seen the prices?!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>How can you govern a country which has two hundred and forty-six varieties of cheese?</center>|cite=Charles de Gaulle.}}
{{cquote|<center>Frankly, Casanova, I'd be more worried about reading the last 24 hours as a damning fucking indictment of contemporary feminism.</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It is better to have a bad method than to have none.</center>|cite=Charles de Gaulle.}}
{{cquote|<center>I just think two dick-wielding cop clichés taking down a hundred-foot birthing mother is a statement fairly limited in its interpretations.</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Bonjour, heroes!</center>|cite=Agnes Joubert in ''Tiger & Bunny''.}}
{{cquote|<center>They met as adversaries. They fought as allies. But to their enemies... they were righteous motherfuckers!</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>May you fight bravely ''!''</center>|cite=Level intros in ''1943''}}
{{cquote|<center>''House of the Dead Overkill''. It's not just good... It's fucking delicious! Critics said, it's fucking good. Others critics said, it's ''motherfucking'' good!</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>She's lower than a human. I bet she doesn't even have 10 fingers.</center>|cite=Marisa Kirisame in ''Touhou - Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil''}}
{{cquote|<center>Isaac Washington. Make him mad, and he'll rip your balls off!</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's all piney!</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
{{cquote|<center>Type anything, as long as you... '''Type like a Motherfucker'''</center>|cite=Final Exam instructions in ''Typing of the Dead Overkill''}}
</option>
</option>
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>Butterfly, flutter by.</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
{{cquote|<center>No means no, and stop snivelling, you little shit! By the way, I'm not your daddy. I just kinda... fuck your mom.</center>|cite=One Night in Bayou from ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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</option>
<option>
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{{cquote|<center>I can't eat it, but it sure is shiny.</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
{{cquote|<center>I want to return to the womb!</center>|cite=Clement Darling in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
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{{cquote|<center>Go for the eyes!</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
{{cquote|<center>I can't go on in a world without my mommy!</center>|cite=Clement Darling in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>That was not a sane thing to do.</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
{{cquote|<center>G? What the fuck does that even mean?!</center>|cite=Clement Darling in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Take that, nature!</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
{{cquote|<center>And Isaac Jr. had a problem with my name?! You gonna tell me what the fuck the G stands for?!</center>|cite=Varla Guns in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>That'll teach him!</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
{{cquote|<center>I was named after my daddy! And that shit is biblical!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>ded</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>Clement more than likely fucked his mother, and not once, not ''once'', did you call him "motherfucker", when indeed he was, most probably, a real motherfucker! So, what does that tell you?</center>|cite=Agent G in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>rekt</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>Shit, man! That ain't right!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Beep... beep... beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... </center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>Shit! The G stand for genocide, motherfucker?!</center>|cite=Isaac Washington in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>You walk towards the light.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>I just wanted the fucking soup!</center>|cite=A civilian in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>They will surely feast on your flesh.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>She's got small tits! Don't use the one with small tits, Clement. I forbid it.</center>|cite=Clement Darling's mother in ''House of the Dead Overkill''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>It wasn't your time to die...</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>May 19, 1998<br><br>Fever gone but itchy. Today hungry and eat doggie food.<br><br><br>May 21 1998<br><br>Itchy itchy Scott came ugly face so killed him. Tasty.<br><br><br>4 / /<br><br>Itchy. Tasty.</center>|cite=The Keeper's Diary in ''Resident Evil''}}
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</option>
<option>
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{{cquote|<center>Dead from blunt trauma to the face.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>Itchy itchy Scott came ugly face so killed him. Tasty.</center>|cite=The Keeper's Diary in ''Resident Evil''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
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{{cquote|<center>That was definitely not your fault.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>4 / / Itchy. Tasty.</center>|cite=The Keeper's Diary in ''Resident Evil''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
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{{cquote|<center>That was absolutely your fault.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>That was a close one. A second late, and you would've fit nicely in a sandwich!</center>|cite=Barry Burton in ''Resident Evil''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You embrace the void.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich!</center>|cite=Barry Burton in ''Resident Evil''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Your body was gone an hour later. </center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>Jill, here's a lockpick. It might come in handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.</center>|cite=Barry Burton in ''Resident Evil''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>You died painlessly.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?</center>|cite=SHODAN in ''System Shock''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Your death was extremely painful.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>Are you afraid? What is it you fear? The end of your trivial existence? When the history of my glory is written, your species shall only be a footnote to my magnificence.</center>|cite=SHODAN in ''System Shock 2''}}
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</option>
<option>
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{{cquote|<center>Your family will never know how you died.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''''I AM SHODAN'''''</center>|cite=SHODAN in ''System Shock 2''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You die a slightly embarrassing death.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>What's clear is that SHODAN shouldn't  be allowed to play God. She's far too good at it.</center>|cite=Prefontaine in ''System Shock 2''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You die in a hilarious pose.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>What's wrong? Did I hurt your whore feelings?</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You really messed up.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>If I don't get some food right now, I'm gonna punch somebody in the dick.</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>'''I SEE YOU'''</center>|cite=Difficulty clock in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>If I don't get some food right now, I'm gonna punch somebody in the cunt.</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>'''IM COMING FOR YOU'''</center>|cite=Difficulty clock in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>So what? Am I supposed to blow you now? Get real.</center>|cite=Audrey Belrose in ''HuniePop''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>'''HAHAHAHA'''</center>|cite=Difficulty clock in ''Risk of Rain''}}
{{cquote|<center>What's my hobby? Um... does watching porn count?</center>|cite=Kyu Sugardust in ''HuniePop''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
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{{cquote|<center>Don't call me a living dead. Don't you know that scares me?</center>|cite=Hsien-ko in ''Vampire Savior''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Thanks for the sex, homie!</center>|cite=Kyu Sugardust in ''HuniePop''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
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{{cquote|<center>Violence doesn't solve anything, but it sure is fun!</center>|cite=Felicia in ''Vampire Savior''.}}
{{cquote|<center>What's shakin', bacon?</center>|cite=Tiffany Maye in ''HuniePop''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>No, this isn't happening! There's no reason for me to go on! What… What… '''WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR?!'''</center>|cite=Zero in ''Mega Man X4''.}}
{{cquote|<center>This is my taunt! Haha, get it?</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>This will be a match to remember!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Taunt button!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>This battle is about to explode!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''.}}
{{cquote|<center>'''I am shooting you!'''</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
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{{cquote|<center>Live and let die!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''.}}
{{cquote|<center>'''GET SOME! GET SOME!''' ...Seriously, come get some.</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
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{{cquote|<center>Um... shouldn't we be doing something?</center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''The King of Fighters XIII''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Hehehe... he said "assbub"!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN!</center>|cite=Guile in ''Street Fighter II''.}}
{{cquote|<center>...Ouch! Dipshit...</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Cheap? Do you know how much I paid for this cap?!</center>|cite=Yun in ''Street Fighter III''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Eh, I was getting bored anyway.</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I am... abomination.</center>|cite=Q in ''Street Fighter III''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Don't. Do that. ''Again''.</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Deadpool''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>This is a message from Lord Nergal. "I await you on the Dread Isle."</center>|cite=Denning in ''Fire Emblem''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Okay, let's not get too worked up!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Knights should fight, not speak! ...Was that right? </center>|cite=Lowen in ''Fire Emblem''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Okay, just take it easy, pal!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
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{{cquote|<center>As long as there is someone to cut, you will have my aid. </center>|cite=Karel in ''Fire Emblem''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Now that's hilarious! ...Ha ha, that's great!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>...For the future... ...please don't lose... If the light is strong enough... it can dispel... darkness... </center>|cite=Sophia in ''Fire Emblem''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Heh heh heh, a kid like you could get hurt playing out here!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
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{{cquote|<center>This looks like fun! This is what I've been waiting for! </center>|cite=Geitz in ''Fire Emblem''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh, you've got to be kidding me!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Darling. Darling. Darling...darling...darling...darling...</center>|cite=Monica in ''Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey, smile!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>The Dark Angel... She's found me at last... At least I can sleep now... </center>|cite=Haar in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Say cheese!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>...Bah. I suppose you want some kind of congratulations now, right? Well, too bad. You're a snot-nosed whelp, and I'm still better than you. Don't ever forget that. </center>|cite=Shinon in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''.}}
{{cquote|<center>It's time to rock! ...Dead rising!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Don't look at me that way...it was an honest mistake.</center>|cite=The Bravery's ''An Honest Mistake''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You take care now, buddy!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>But the future refused to change.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Chrono Trigger''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Don't worry... We'll help you forget!</center>|cite=Saturos in ''Golden Sun''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>The witch hunts are over.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Bayonetta''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Your hands... so warm... People have such warm hands... I had forgotten...</center>|cite=Karst in ''Golden Sun - The Lost Age''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>And the world slowly drifted to its fated destruction...</center>|cite=Bad Ending of ''Golden Sun''}}
{{cquote|<center>THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS<br><br>ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?</center>|cite=Opening text of ''Bad Dudes''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>The darkly prospering days of man have reached an end.<br><br> You who have strayed from the cycle of the stars will leave not a trace of your existence.<br><br>But fear not. You will no longer feel anything...</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Devil Survivor 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.</center>|cite=Opening text of ''Bad Street Brawler''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
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{{cquote|<center>We'll meet again someday soon.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Ikaruga''.}}
{{cquote|<center>But in his eagerness to prove that he is in control of the story, and no one gets to tell him what to do, Stanley leapt from the platform and plunged to his death. <br><br>Good job, Stanley. Everyone thinks you are ''very'' powerful. </center>|cite=Narration in ''The Stanley Parable''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Let us go out this evening for pleasure. <br><br>The night is still young.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''CastleVania - Symphony of the Night''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Stanley was so bad at following directions, it was incredible he wasn't fired years ago. </center>|cite=Narration in ''The Stanley Parable''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Dear diary, Today, I died. I was killed by this thing in some basement. I leave all that I own to my cat, Guppy. Goodbye cruel world, xoxo Isaac</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''The Binding of Isaac''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Stanley, this fern will be very important later in the story. Make sure you study it closely and remember it carefully. You won't want to miss anything. </center>|cite=Narration in ''The Stanley Parable''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Operation failed. The medical board will be notified.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Trauma Center''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Ew...what happened to your face? </center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Sadly, no trace of them was ever found...</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Secret of Mana''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Turn your head and cough.</center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>They find your body and give it new life. <br><br>As a cyborg, you will serve SHODAN well.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''System Shock''.}}
{{cquote|<center>If you're going to die, do it outside.</center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>The miracle never happen.</center>|cite=Bad ending of ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I managed to sew your face back on. Be more careful next time.</center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''}}
</option>
</option>
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>Too bad, you lost your machine!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''F-Zero X''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't give happy endings. </center>|cite=The Nurse in ''Terraria''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I imagined it would be bigger.</center>|cite="Infinity" map description in ''Halo''}}
{{cquote|<center>They say there is a person who will tell you how to survive this land...oh wait, that's me.</center>|cite=The Guide in ''Terraria''}}
</option>
</option>
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I'm feeling sad... I simply remember my favourite things, and little by little, my happy heart sings... and then I don't feel so bad...</center>|cite=The Lennon Sisters's ''My Favorite Things''}}
{{cquote|<center>You should stay indoors at night. It is very dangerous to be wandering around in the dark.</center>|cite=The Guide in ''Terraria''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I'm feeling sad... I simply remember my favourite things, and then I don't feel so bad...</center>|cite=The Lennon Sisters's ''My Favorite Things''}}
{{cquote|<center>I know the difference between turquoise and blue-green. But I won't tell you. </center>|cite=The Painter in ''Terraria''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Really? It's the worst movie you've ever seen? Well, the next one will be better!</center>|cite=Ed Wood in Tim Burton's ''Ed Wood''.}}
{{cquote|<center>We have to talk. It's... it's about parties. </center>|cite=The Party Girl in ''Terraria''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>And remember, my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future.</center>|cite=Criswell in ''Plan 9 From Outer Space''}}
{{cquote|<center>My REAL father would've given me a big hug and called me his little pega-pony princess!</center>|cite=Cynthia in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>You see? You see?! Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!</center>|cite=Eros in ''Plan 9 From Outer Space''}}
{{cquote|<center>Yay! Excessive spending!</center>|cite=Henry in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
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{{cquote|<center>Beware of the big green dragon that sits on your doorstep!</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Glen or Glenda''}}
{{cquote|<center>This sure beats gold! Wait, no, it doesn't.</center>|cite=Anna in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>'''Pull the string! ...Pull the string!'''</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Glen or Glenda''}}
{{cquote|<center>Violence is on sale today!</center>|cite=Anna in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I-I see. Would you be so kind as to aim toward Shiriana? I've a friend there, you see.</center>|cite=Slayer in ''Guilty Gear Xrd''}}
{{cquote|<center>Careful, love. Prices aren't the only thing I can cut in half!</center>|cite=Anna in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''}}
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{{cquote|<center>H-Hey! Hey! There's kinky shit and then there's-Hey! Listen to me! You're too young for that anyway! Are you even listening?! Pay attention-! </center>|cite=I-No in ''Guilty Gear Xrd''}}
{{cquote|<center>I make deep cuts!</center>|cite=Anna in ''Fire Emblem - Awakening''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I must point out that although you have framed this act as comedic, it is nonetheless quite violent - so violent, in fact, that I shudder to think of any children foolishly attempting to replicate it. That being said, it might be nice to see a 3-page spread about myself in tomorrow's paper. With a picture, naturally.</center>|cite=Eddie in ''Guilty Gear Xrd''}}
{{cquote|<center>Unhand me! I am no one's prisoner!</center>|cite=Erik in ''Fire Emblem''}}
</option>
</option>
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>There, I won! Are you happy?</center>|cite=Kula Diamond in ''The King of Fighters 2000''}}
{{cquote|<center>You are about to die. Scream if you must.</center>|cite=Damien in ''Fire Emblem''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>You just bleed there and think about what you've done!</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2002''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Aaahh! You're no perfect being! You're a monster in human form! No mercy! No forgiveness!</center>|cite=Nino in ''Fire Emblem''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>You talk a good fight! Now go whimper in the corner.</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2002''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Linus... I'll... see you again... I'm sure you're angry, but... Please be my friend... again...</center>|cite=Nino in ''Fire Emblem''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I'm more than enough for this job...</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters''.}}
{{cquote|<center>What happened to Dorcas?</center>|cite=[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM-s5C0dnZs American ''Fire Emblem'' commercial]}}
</option>
</option>
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>Hey! Don't touch the talent!</center>|cite=Mai Shiranui in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
{{cquote|<center>That sad face does not suit you... Please. Be right as you always are... If you don't... I will not be able to hold back the tears... So please, smile... Smile for me... like you always do. </center>|cite=Priscilla in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Cheer up, buckos! There's always next time!</center>|cite=Mai Shiranui in ''The King of Fighters 1996''}}
{{cquote|<center>Not that I'm correcting you, but I am only in my thirties. I would think "ill-hearted gentleman" more appropriate.</center>|cite=Oswin in ''Fire Emblem''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I won...now where's my prize?</center>|cite=Kula Diamond in ''The King of Fighters 2002''.}}
{{cquote|<center>She's not bad looking... If only she would just... shut... up...</center>|cite=Matthew in ''Fire Emblem''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You're no match for me. Really. You make me cry.</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2001''}}
{{cquote|<center>You there, in the bushes. You have until the count of five to show yourself before I start throwing sharp objects. One... two... four...</center>|cite=Volke in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
</option>
</option>
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>Remember me when you look at the moon!</center>|cite=Iori in ''The King of Fighters'' series}}
{{cquote|<center>I can fight... I'm... very angry... The food here... It was terrible, and... they gave us hardly any... I... will have vengeance. </center>|cite=Ilyana in ''Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn''}}
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</option>
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>If you can't win, buzz off!</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2000''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm so happy! Oh, thank you so much... Um... er... Ike? No, wait! Um... Bill? Lance? Sword guy? </center>|cite=Ilyana in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Put you three together...and you get a bunch of losers.</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
{{cquote|<center>...We are such stuff<br>As dreams are made on, and our little life<br>Is rounded with a sleep.</center>|cite=William Shakespeare's ''The Tempest''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''MMMMMMMMMISTER CROW!'''</center>|cite=Announcer in ''Unreal Tournament 2004''}}
{{cquote|<center>As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods. They kill us for their sport.</center>|cite=William Shakespeare's ''King Lear''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now confound me no more!</center>|cite=K9999 in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
{{cquote|<center>I am that  merry wanderer of the night.</center>|cite=William Shakespeare's ''A Midsummer Night's Dream''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Don't look at me! You have no right!</center>|cite=K9999 in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
{{cquote|<center>A good compromise leaves everybody mad.</center>|cite=Calvin in ''Calvin & Hobbes''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Do I make you hard?</center>|cite=Angel in ''The King of Fighters 2001''}}
{{cquote|<center>You won't get laid with that kind of attitude, Anubis!</center>|cite=Ellen in ''I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Can you taste Angel's extraordinary skill!?</center>|cite=Angel in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
{{cquote|<center>Just hold still and I'll make it quick!</center>|cite=Sapphire in ''Unreal Tournament 2004''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Come back when you grow up!</center>|cite=Kasumi Todoh in ''The King of Fighters 96''}}
{{cquote|<center>No more tears, please! It's a waste of good suffering!</center>|cite=Mr. Crow in ''Unreal Tournament 2004''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Why do you use your power for evil? I'm so sad. Boo hoo.</center>|cite=Athena in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
{{cquote|<center>I will swallow your soul!</center>|cite=Harlequin in ''Unreal Tournament 2004''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm getting out of here!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''You got boost power!'''</center>|cite=The announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're a real fighter. But chicks rule!</center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''Garou - Mark of the Wolves''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''Whoa, you're way up front!'''</center>|cite=The announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't understand you...what's your gripe, bud?</center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''Garou - Mark of the Wolves''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''Watch your back!'''</center>|cite=The announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Why the hang, dog? You can't escape yourself!</center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''Garou - Mark of the Wolves''}}
{{cquote|<center>'''Finish!''' ...Alright, first place!</center>|cite=The announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sorry. Are you hurt? I'll fix you up right away. </center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''Garou - Mark of the Wolves''}}
{{cquote|<center>Don't worry, Yuki... I will protect you.</center>|cite=Yuno Gasai in ''Mirai Nikki''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I shall assist your suicide!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
{{cquote|<center>I ask of you. Are you my master?</center>|cite=Saber in ''Fate/stay Night''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Overconfidence is the greatest enemy!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
{{cquote|<center>People die if they are killed. That's the way it should be.</center>|cite=Emiya Shirou in ''Fate/stay Night''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>It is I, Yoshimitsu!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
{{cquote|<center>Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.</center>|cite=Emiya Shirou in ''Fate/stay Night''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Behold the magnificence of my victory!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
{{cquote|<center>''I am the bone of my sword.''</center>|cite=Archer in ''Fate/stay Night''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am Yoshimitsu! ...Had enough?!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
{{cquote|<center>Trace, on!</center>|cite=Emiya Shirou in ''Fate/stay Night''}}
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{{cquote|<center>A raging fire becomes dying embers!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't like pain. That's why I thought it would be better to become a doll. And gradually, my body stopped generating a pulse. Blood vessels turned into tubes one by one. Blood vanished like vapour. My heart, everything, just crafted parts. If I did that, there would be no more pain.</center>|cite=Kohaku in ''Tsukihime''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're pissing me off...</center>|cite=Spawn in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
{{cquote|<center>I won't tell you to become a saint. You should just become an adult who is able to do what you believe is right.</center>|cite=Aoko Aozaki in ''Tsukihime''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I will show you...the greatest nightmare!</center>|cite=Nightmare in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
{{cquote|<center>...You are the only one who can make me truly happy. I want to always be near your side, always be near your sunshine. </center>|cite=Hisui in ''Tsukihime''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Justice will prevail! ...Just kidding!</center>|cite=Xianghua in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
{{cquote|<center>This chair is an eyesore. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. This chair!</center>|cite=Shiki Tohno in ''Tsukihime''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm not an unfathomable sense of dread. You can't just ignore me, you know?</center>|cite=Anna Graem in ''VA-11 HALL-A''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The future just ain't what it used to be.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm also really gay and I like girls a lot. </center>|cite=Anna Graem in ''VA-11 HALL-A''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It ain't over 'till it's over.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
{{cquote|<center>BRING ME THAT BASTARD! I'LL GIVE HIM THE FIST OF JUSTICE! I'LL MAKE HIM EAT THE KANTO EARTHQUAKE! I'LL BORROW HIS CAP!</center>|cite=Dana Zane in ''VA-11 HALL-A''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You can observe a lot by watching.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I don't get this either. Pretty sure I died.</center>|cite=Kyoko Kirigiri in ''Danganronpa 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ninety percent of the game is half-mental.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra on baseball}}
{{cquote|<center>''Let's give it everything we've got! '''IT'S... PUNISHMENT TIME!'''''</center>|cite=Monokuma in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I really didn't say everything I said! </center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
{{cquote|<center>Now then, I've prepared a very special punishment!</center>|cite=Monokuma in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
{{cquote|<center>I bet you guys '''[REMOVED TO CONFORM WITH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL CENSORSHIP LAWS]''' all over her, didn't you!?</center>|cite=Monokuma in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Little things are big.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
{{cquote|<center>No, I am not... effing with you right now.</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We made too many wrong mistakes.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm fishing. What does it look like I'm doing?</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>It's like deja vú all over again.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
{{cquote|<center>It's like super super super super super despair. No, more than that... Super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super despair.</center>|cite=Junko Enoshima in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>When you see a fork in the road, take it.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
{{cquote|<center>Yoohoo! Big sis! You look nothing like me and are stupid and ugly as usual!</center>|cite=Junko Enoshima in ''Danganronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
{{cquote|<center>Rejoice, commoners, for today, I show you just how much far above you I am.</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If the fans don't come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm surprised. It seems there's some semblance of a brain knocking around inside that skull of yours after all.</center>|cite=Byakuya Togami in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm sorry, but I give up! Quit without saving!</center>|cite=Hifumi Yamada in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But I do know one thing, I am the goddamn manager, and I am going to run this goddamn team.</center>|cite=Jim Leyland}}
{{cquote|<center>'''You're''' the one who's acting suspicious!</center>|cite=Yasuhiro Hagakure in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I'm angry because I'm the fucking manager of this fucking team, that's why I'm angry!</center>|cite=Jim Leyland}}
{{cquote|<center>I hope you all win the l-lottery and get hit by a b-bus... </center>|cite=Toko Fukawa in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.</center>|cite=Rogers Hornsby}}
{{cquote|<center>It's not geniuses that change the world. It's ordinary people who make every effort they can.</center>|cite=Kiyotaka Ishimaru in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>The game of baseball, it just...it kicked me in the butt, dude. It just kicked me in the butt.</center>|cite=Phil Coke}}
{{cquote|<center>I will shove a banana up your tailpipe!</center>|cite=Kiyondo Ishida in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I see ya, big fella.</center>|cite=Rod Allen}}
{{cquote|<center>There are only two types of luck: good and bad. There is no in-between. And that luck is built into every human at the moment of conception. Like a computer program. Some call it fate. The bottom line is, luck is life.</center>|cite=Celestia Ludenberg in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>'''Swing and a miss!''' He '''got''' him!</center>|cite=Dan Dickerson}}
{{cquote|<center>And in that regard, I made the right choice. I'm so glad your stupidity surpassed my every expectation. Life must have been tough on your parents, though.</center>|cite=Celestia Ludenberg in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>''Just go for it!!''</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Viewtiful Joe 2''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I refuse to acknowledge you! You're stupid! Stupid Stupid Stupid! StupidStupidStupidStupidStupidStupidStupid!!</center>|cite=Leon Kuwata in ''Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna take you on a wild ride!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Holy crap! He's totally the type of guy who spent his childhood killing neighbourhood pets!</center>|cite=Ibuki Mioda in ''Dangan Ronpa 2 - Goodbye Despair''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I wanna take you for a ride!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs Capcom 2''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Welcome to the world of girl love! It's slippery when wet!</center>|cite=Ibuki Mioda in ''Dangan Ronpa 2 - Goodbye Despair''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Oh man, I almost had a heart attack!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs Capcom 2''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Grab a partner and slow dance to... "I Squeezed Out the Baby But I Have No Idea Who the Father Is"!</center>|cite=Ibuki Mioda in ''Dangan Ronpa 2 - Goodbye Despair''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I really can't believe it. You're amazing!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs Capcom 2''.}}
{{cquote|<center>But that's Kaede's lie, isn't it?</center>|cite=Kokichi Oma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I say that life is just a dream that we chase after, it's not exactly what it seems... I'd like to buy the world another shot of laughter, and buy my friends another drink.</center>|cite=Sugar Ray's ''Shot of Laughter''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I can't do shit about that! So just calm your tiny tits and shut up!!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>All over the world, she's that kind of girl, there's one in every scene, do you know what I mean? She's got that kind of face, you see in every place, another beautiful girl, all over the world.</center>|cite=Sugar Ray's ''Disasterpiece''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey, dogfucker! Get over here!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>This is true love we're makin'! This is true love we're makin'! This is true love we're makin' all the time! </center>|cite=London BGM in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You think comin' out of a rich dude's ballsack makes you better than me, an actual genius!?</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>You can push yourself to the limit, be strong, now jump with me...You can fly over the rainbow with me, close your eyes, and just believe... </center>|cite=''Across the Border'' from ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You got quite a pair of ladyballs to start sluttin' it up when my life is on the line! </center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Never let anything get in the way of saving those you love... No matter what they say, you can be strong, have faith within your heart...</center>|cite=''Across the Border'' from ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Finally...! Someone... finally called me a cum dumpster!!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion? </center>|cite=''Ashley's Song'' from ''WarioWare: Touched!''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey!! St-stay in your lane, bitch!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Look inside my heart, this is where it starts. Is it meant to be? Oh, I want to believe... Hold me closer now...Will you take a vow and don't ever let me go?</center>|cite=''Where the Wind Blows'' from ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''.}}
{{cquote|<center>If ya ask me, solving this case is easier than... making a virgin cum in his pants!</center>|cite=Miu Iruma in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Those of you who've been around since the playoffs 35 years ago are invited to the night game free of charge! </center>|cite=The Announcer of ''Baseball Stars 2''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh, I heard males can tell they're healthy by how hard they get in the morning! Is that true?!</center>|cite=Tenko Chabashira in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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</option>
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>No one can stop this!</center>|cite=Title music of ''Ken Griffey Jr.'s Winning Run''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Do you want to die?</center>|cite=Maki Harukawa in ''Dangan Ronpa V3 - Killing Harmony''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He has gooooood eyes!</center>|cite=The Announcer of ''Baseball Stars 2''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.</center>|cite=Inigo Montoya in ''The Princess Bride''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hello, major league fans! This is Michael Beard. The Tokyo Ninjas have a new lineup for the ''eighth'' game!</center>|cite=The Announcer of ''Baseball Stars 2''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Welcome to the adventure!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel Super Heroes vs. Street Fighter''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>''Toasty!''</center>|cite=Dan Forden in ''Mortal Kombat II''}}
{{cquote|<center>Let's go crazy!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs. Capcom''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>N-n-n-now! Fight a new rival!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Mwahahaha! Good luck, sucker!</center>|cite=Diety skill level in ''Civilization IV''}}
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</option>
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>Enter the heat of battle...Go for it.</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''.}}
{{cquote|<center>How can you govern a country which has two hundred and forty-six varieties of cheese?</center>|cite=Charles de Gaulle}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>All right! That's cool.</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''.}}
{{cquote|<center>It is better to have a bad method than to have none.</center>|cite=Charles de Gaulle}}
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</option>
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>Welcome to the world of Street Fighter III...Prepare for battle.</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Bonjour, heroes!</center>|cite=Agnes Joubert in ''Tiger & Bunny''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Gii, I think it's tea time.</center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''.}}
{{cquote|<center>May you fight bravely ''!''</center>|cite=Level intros in ''1943''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>You're as vulgar as ever, Terumi.</center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''.}}
{{cquote|<center>She's lower than a human. I bet she doesn't even have 10 fingers.</center>|cite=Marisa Kirisame in ''Touhou - Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Valkenhayn, my tea.</center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''.}}
{{cquote|<center>It's all piney!</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>An establishment that only rates one star dares to dictate what I shall eat? This unconscionable arrogance cannot stand. </center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Butterfly, flutter by.</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Very well then. If you insist. We will have three orders of this... puffed fish. Do try and make at least one of them edible. </center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I can't eat it, but it sure is shiny.</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Mmmm, a hot man all tied up... Ah, it just makes me tingle!</center>|cite=Nago in ''BlazBlue''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Go for the eyes!</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna make you cry, rabbit, I swear to God!</center>|cite=Ragna the Bloodedge in ''BlazBlue''.}}
{{cquote|<center>That was not a sane thing to do.</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
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{{cquote|<center>My goodness! This... this Kagutsuchi pufferfish is... I mean... Words cannot describe... Ah! So good! Please, I would just love to meet the wonderful chef who prepared this exquisite dish! </center>|cite=Hazama in ''BlazBlue''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Take that, nature!</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Guess who's home and not preggers anymore?</center>|cite=Hazama in ''BlazBlue''.}}
{{cquote|<center>That'll teach him!</center>|cite=Wilson in ''Don't Starve''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I brought you into this world, and I sure as shit can take you out of it!</center>|cite=Hazama in ''BlazBlue''.}}
{{cquote|<center>ded</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Shut your pie-hole, you mouth-breathing pedophile!</center>|cite=Luna in ''BlazBlue''.}}
{{cquote|<center>rekt</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>What!? How can you be so insensitive, you jackass? Saying mean things like that to Luna! You're so mean, Ragna! You suck! WHAAAAAAAAAA! </center>|cite=Luna in ''BlazBlue''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Beep... beep... beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... </center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's your fault Ragna! You said mean things! I hate you, Ragna! I HATE YOU! I... I... I LOVE YOU!</center>|cite=Luna in ''BlazBlue''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You walk towards the light.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Ah, yes, well, no reason not to tell you. First, I intended to take his XXX and put it in a XXXX. Maybe a little XXX, too? My goodness, I can only imagine what his XXXXX will XXX!</center>|cite=Kokonoe in ''BlazBlue''.}}
{{cquote|<center>They will surely feast on your flesh.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Shitty vampire...</center>|cite=Yuuki Terumi in ''BlazBlue''.}}
{{cquote|<center>It wasn't your time to die...</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''This is for that tuna!''</center>|cite=Taokaka in ''BlazBlue''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Dead from blunt trauma to the face.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I've been waiting for this!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''.}}
{{cquote|<center>That was definitely not your fault.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, that makes sense!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''.}}
{{cquote|<center>That was absolutely your fault.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I got the picture!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You embrace the void.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, that's what I expected!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Your body was gone an hour later. </center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I see!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You died painlessly.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>''Andyyyyyyyyyyyyy!''</center>|cite=Mai Shiranui in ''The King of Fighters''}}
{{cquote|<center>Your death was extremely painful.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''You pressed the wrong button...!'''</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Your family will never know how you died.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I still get paid,  right?</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You die a slightly embarrassing death.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''Get over here!'''</center>|cite=Scorpion in ''Mortal Kombat''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You die in a hilarious pose.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Check me out! I'm the ghost of Christmas '''kick yo ass'''!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You really messed up.</center>|cite=Death message in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Try not to suck!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''.}}
{{cquote|<center>'''I SEE YOU'''</center>|cite=Difficulty clock in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, I freaking love Street Fighter! ...Autograph your spleen for me?</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''.}}
{{cquote|<center>'''IM COMING FOR YOU'''</center>|cite=Difficulty clock in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Anime power up shit!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''.}}
{{cquote|<center>'''HAHAHAHA'''</center>|cite=Difficulty clock in ''Risk of Rain''}}
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{{cquote|<center>How did anyone enjoy these games…without me in 'em?!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Don't call me a living dead. Don't you know that scares me?</center>|cite=Hsien-ko in ''Vampire Savior''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey! Yeah, you! I'm down here busting my ass while sit around on your's watching me jump around?! How is that fair?!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Violence doesn't solve anything, but it sure is fun!</center>|cite=Felicia in ''Vampire Savior''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Huh? You stole my Shoryuken!? When did you...!?</center>|cite=Ryu in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''.}}
{{cquote|<center>No, this isn't happening! There's no reason for me to go on! What... What... '''WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR?!'''</center>|cite=Zero in ''Mega Man X4''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wow! I like your claws!</center>|cite=Felicia in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''.}}
{{cquote|<center>This will be a match to remember!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Got a half-Armenian girlfriend, she's hotter than I am handsome. She'll fuck you up and then some, she'll rock the boat to Bedlam!</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Hokis''.}}
{{cquote|<center>This battle is about to explode!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Think twice before you touch my girl. Come around, I'll let you feel the burn. Think twice before you touch my girl, come around, come around, no more.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Think Twice''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Live and let die!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>When I showed up and he was there, I tried my best to grin and bear, and took the stairs, but didn't stop at the street, and as we speak, I'm going down...</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Think Twice''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Um... shouldn't we be doing something?</center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''The King of Fighters XIII''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't know why I even try, I need another tequila...</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Victoria''.}}
{{cquote|<center>GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN!</center>|cite=Guile in ''Street Fighter II''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I guess it's too bad that everything we have is taken away...</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''And the Hero Will Drown''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Cheap? Do you know how much I paid for this cap?!</center>|cite=Yun in ''Street Fighter III''}}
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{{cquote|<center>As years go by, I race the clock with you, but if you died right now, you know that I'd die, too, I'd die too...</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Until the Day I Die''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I am... abomination.</center>|cite=Q in ''Street Fighter III''}}
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{{cquote|<center>From up here, the city's lights burn, like a thousand miles of fire, and I'm here to sing this anthem of our dying day.</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Anthem of Our Dying Day''.}}
{{cquote|<center>This is a message from Lord Nergal. "I await you on the Dread Isle."</center>|cite=Denning in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I figured out what you're all about, and I don't think I like what I see. So...I hope I won't be there in the end if you come around.</center>|cite=Green Day's ''In The End''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Knights should fight, not speak! ...Was that right? </center>|cite=Lowen in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, maybe I'm the faggot, America, I'm not part of a redneck agenda.</center>|cite=Green Day's ''American Idiot''.}}
{{cquote|<center>As long as there is someone to cut, you will have my aid. </center>|cite=Karel in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sieg heil to the president Gasman! Bombs away is your punishment! Pulverise the Eiffel towers who criticise your government! Bang bang goes the broken glass, and kill all the fags that don't agree!</center>|cite=Green Day's ''Holiday''.}}
{{cquote|<center>...For the future... ...please don't lose... If the light is strong enough... it can dispel... darkness... </center>|cite=Sophia in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I remember the face, but I can't recall the name. Now I wonder how Whatsername has been.</center>|cite=Green Day's ''Whatsername''.}}
{{cquote|<center>This looks like fun! This is what I've been waiting for!  </center>|cite=Geitz in ''Fire Emblem''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't believe in the apocalypse. I don't believe in the end of time. I don't believe in the solar eclipse. I don't believe in valentines.</center>|cite=The Network's ''Roshambo''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Darling. Darling. Darling... darling... darling... darling...</center>|cite=Monica in ''Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's the little things that get you down, it's the bigger things that you can't get around, and it's way too flat on the middle ground, but everything else is wide open, so let's go!</center>|cite=The Mr. T Experience's ''Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba''.}}
{{cquote|<center>The Dark Angel... She's found me at last... At least I can sleep now... </center>|cite=Haar in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuck this place. I lost the war. I hate you all. Your mom's a whore. Where's my dog? 'Cause girls are such a drag...</center>|cite=blink-182's ''Dysentery Gary''.}}
{{cquote|<center>...Bah. I suppose you want some kind of congratulations now, right? Well, too bad. You're a snot-nosed whelp, and I'm still better than you. Don't ever forget that. </center>|cite=Shinon in ''Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuck living, fuck dying, fuck laughing, fuck crying, fuck this song, but mostly, fuck you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh, sugarpill, I believe you. Oh sugarpill, I wanna eat you up.</center>|cite=The Bravery's ''Sugarpill''}}
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{{cquote|<center> Fuck everyone, but fuck you the most, fuck everything, but fuck you the most! With a big rusty pole or a splintery post, yeah, fuck you the most, fuck you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Don't look at me that way... It was an honest mistake.</center>|cite=The Bravery's ''An Honest Mistake''}}
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{{cquote|<center>With a big rusty pole or a splintery post, yeah, fuck you the most, fuck you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''.}}
{{cquote|<center>But the future refused to change.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Chrono Trigger''}}
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{{cquote|<center>My imaginary friend didn't come through in the end, so I'll have to find a real one. Didn't answer when I called, well, I guess it's just because he was never there at all...</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''My Imaginary Friend''.}}
{{cquote|<center>In the end, the future refused to change.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Chrono Trigger''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Why can't I just get over you? You hurt me so bad with all the things you do, and I try so hard, but I can't give it up! I love you so much, but I think you suck!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''I Love / You Suck''.}}
{{cquote|<center>The witch hunts are over.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Bayonetta''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This one is for all the suckers who still believe in love! ''Shut up!''</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Suckers''.}}
{{cquote|<center>And the world slowly drifted to its fated destruction...</center>|cite=Bad Ending of ''Golden Sun''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sandy, why can't we look the other way? Why can't we just play the other game? Why can't we just look the other way?!</center>|cite=Interopol's ''Evil''.}}
{{cquote|<center>The darkly prospering days of man have reached an end.<br><br> You who have strayed from the cycle of the stars will leave not a trace of your existence.<br><br>But fear not. You will no longer feel anything...</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Devil Survivor 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fly away on my zephyr...I feel it more than ever. And in this perfect weather...we'll find a place together.</center>|cite=The Red Hot Chili Peppers' ''The Zephyr Song''}}
{{cquote|<center>We'll meet again someday soon.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Ikaruga''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You bastard! You lying ''bastard''! That is it, I no cover for you no more! Peoples, I have a ''big'' announcement! <br><br>This man is gay '''AND''' European!</center>|cite=''There, Right There!'' from ''Legally Blonde''}}
{{cquote|<center>Let us go out this evening for pleasure. <br><br>The night is still young.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''CastleVania - Symphony of the Night''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You are so gay, you big parfait, ''you flaming boy in cabaret!''</center>|cite=''There, Right There!'' from ''Legally Blonde''}}
{{cquote|<center>Dear diary, Today, I died. I was killed by this thing in some basement. I leave all that I own to my cat, Guppy. Goodbye cruel world, xoxo Isaac</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''The Binding of Isaac''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way. Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way!</center>|cite=Tomboy's ''OK2BGAY''}}
{{cquote|<center>Operation failed. The medical board will be notified.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Trauma Center''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I *what*? With a *squid*?</center>|cite=Elodie in ''Long Live the Queen''}}
{{cquote|<center>Sadly, no trace of them was ever found...</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''Secret of Mana''}}
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{{cquote|<center>My, what large breasts you have! Putting them on display for any particular reason?</center>|cite=Elodie in ''Long Live the Queen''}}
{{cquote|<center>They find your body and give it new life. <br><br>As a cyborg, you will serve SHODAN well.</center>|cite=Game Over screen in ''System Shock''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This can't be happening!</center>|cite=Various characters in ''Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem''.}}
{{cquote|<center>The miracle never happen.</center>|cite=Bad ending of ''Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He may be a son of a bitch, but he's our son of a bitch.</center>|cite=Franklin D. Roosevelt}}
{{cquote|<center>Too bad, you lost your machine!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''F-Zero X''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yes! I am invincible!</center>|cite=Boris Grishenko in ''GoldenEye''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I imagined it would be bigger.</center>|cite="Infinity" map description in ''Halo''}}
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{{cquote|<center>dead world<br>full of shades<br>today I die</center>|cite=''[http://www.ludomancy.com/games/today.php?lang=en Today I Die]''}}
{{cquote|<center>When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I'm feeling sad... I simply remember my favourite things, and little by little, my happy heart sings... and then I don't feel so bad...</center>|cite=The Lennon Sisters's ''My Favorite Things''}}
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{{cquote|<center>oo</center>|cite=[http://www.alcyone.com/oo/ oo]}}
{{cquote|<center>When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I'm feeling sad... I simply remember my favourite things, and then I don't feel so bad...</center>|cite=The Lennon Sisters's ''My Favorite Things''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sure enough, he finds another. He finds me.</center>|cite=Rucks in ''Bastion''}}
{{cquote|<center>Really? It's the worst movie you've ever seen? Well, the next one will be better!</center>|cite=Ed Wood in Tim Burton's ''Ed Wood''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Boobies.</center>|cite="First Post Time Warp" in Fark.com}}
{{cquote|<center>And remember, my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future.</center>|cite=Criswell in ''Plan 9 From Outer Space''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Have you ever seen the fields of love? Have you ever felt the seeds of love?</center>|cite=ATB's ''The Fields of Love''}}
{{cquote|<center>You see? You see?! Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!</center>|cite=Eros in ''Plan 9 From Outer Space''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You'll remember me when the west wind moves upon the fields of barley...<br>You'll forget the sun, in his jealous sky, as we walk in fields of gold.</center>|cite=Sting's ''Fields of Gold''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Beware of the big green dragon that sits on your doorstep!</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Glen or Glenda''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I dream of rain… I dream of gardens in the desert sand…<br>I wake in vain… I dream of love as time runs through my hands…</center>|cite=Sting's ''Desert Rose''.}}
{{cquote|<center>'''Pull the string! ...Pull the string!'''</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Glen or Glenda''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm sticking with you, because I'm made out of glue.</center>|cite=The Velvet Underground's ''I'm Sticking With You''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I-I see. Would you be so kind as to aim toward Shiriana? I've a friend there, you see.</center>|cite=Slayer in ''Guilty Gear Xrd''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wrap your troubles in dreams. Send them all away. Put them in a bottle, and across the seas, they'll stay...</center>|cite=Nico's ''Wrap Your Troubles In Dreams''.}}
{{cquote|<center>H-Hey! Hey! There's kinky shit and then there's-Hey! Listen to me! You're too young for that anyway! Are you even listening?! Pay attention-! </center>|cite=I-No in ''Guilty Gear Xrd''}}
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{{cquote|<center>These days... I seem to think a lot about the things that I forgot to do, and all the times I had the chance to...</center>|cite=Nico's ''These Days''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I must point out that although you have framed this act as comedic, it is nonetheless quite violent - so violent, in fact, that I shudder to think of any children foolishly attempting to replicate it. That being said, it might be nice to see a 3-page spread about myself in tomorrow's paper. With a picture, naturally.</center>|cite=Eddie in ''Guilty Gear Xrd''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Please don't confront me with my failures... I had not forgotten them...</center>|cite=Nico's ''These Days''.}}
{{cquote|<center>There, I won! Are you happy?</center>|cite=Kula Diamond in ''The King of Fighters 2000''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So I will find it, and I will climb it, but I see now, I'm not going home... And will it change me? I've fallen on my knees. When the night's falling, all I can say... is I've seen better days.</center>|cite=Laura Shigihara's ''Better Days''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You just bleed there and think about what you've done!</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
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{{cquote|<center>YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR! ...Wait, who ''is'' my supervisor?</center>|cite=Cheryl Tunt in ''Archer''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You talk a good fight! Now go whimper in the corner.</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Whaddup dogg?</center>|cite=Various leaders in ''Civilization IV''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm more than enough for this job...</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, how I wish for soothing rain, all I wish is to dream again, my loving heart, lost in the dark, for hope I'd give my everything...</center>|cite=NightWish's ''Nemo''}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey! Don't touch the talent!</center>|cite=Mai Shiranui in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And I had a lot of Mountain Dew that day!</center>|cite=Jeff Winger in ''Community''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Cheer up, buckos! There's always next time!</center>|cite=Mai Shiranui in ''The King of Fighters 1996''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Because how hard is it to poach a goddamn egg properly?!</center>|cite=Archer in ''Archer''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I won... now where's my prize?</center>|cite=Kula Diamond in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm sorry, are you addressing me? Because your authority is not recognised in...'''Fort Kickass'''.</center>|cite=Dr. Kreiger in ''Archer''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You're no match for me. Really. You make me cry.</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2001''}}
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{{cquote|<center>No, Cyril, when they're dead, they're just hookers!</center>|cite=Archer in ''Archer''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Remember me when you look at the moon!</center>|cite=Iori in ''The King of Fighters'' series}}
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{{cquote|<center>That sounds like a spectacularly bad idea.</center>|cite=The GM in ''Irregular Webcomic!''.}}
{{cquote|<center>If you can't win, buzz off!</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2000''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I've known strange people, but fighting a pile of leaves?</center>|cite=Dialogue in ''Zork!''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Put you three together... and you get a bunch of losers.</center>|cite=K' in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
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{{cquote|<center>At your service!</center>|cite=Dialogue in ''Zork!''.}}
{{cquote|<center>'''MMMMMMMMMISTER CROW!'''</center>|cite=Announcer in ''Unreal Tournament 2004''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Correct. So let's pretend we never saw each other.</center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
{{cquote|<center>Now confound me no more!</center>|cite=K9999 in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
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{{cquote|<center>My oh my! I'm not a popular fellow at all.</center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
{{cquote|<center>Don't look at me! You have no right!</center>|cite=K9999 in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You don't smile. You don't speak. And you're still creepy.</center>|cite=Legault to Jaffar in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
{{cquote|<center>Do I make you hard?</center>|cite=Angel in ''The King of Fighters 2001''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yep. I'm a fugitive, and you're a deserter. Looks like you and I were made for each other. </center>|cite=Legault to Heath in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
{{cquote|<center>Can you taste Angel's extraordinary skill!?</center>|cite=Angel in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...Huh, even as a monster, you are a handsome one, Lloyd. But you know something? I can't let this continue!! </center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
{{cquote|<center>Come back when you grow up!</center>|cite=Kasumi Todoh in ''The King of Fighters 96''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...Commander... I really didn't want to see you like this. ...All I can give you is one last act of rebellion. </center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
{{cquote|<center>Why do you use your power for evil? I'm so sad. Boo hoo.</center>|cite=Athena in ''The King of Fighters 2002''}}
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</option>
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>What's going on here!? Somebody, get that girl!</center>|cite=Yogi in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm getting out of here!</center>|cite=Frank West in ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Can I play, Daddy?</center>|cite=Difficulty level 1 in ''Wolfenstein 3D''}}
{{cquote|<center>You're a real fighter. But chicks rule!</center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''Garou - Mark of the Wolves''}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I'm Death incarnate!</center>|cite=Difficulty level 4 in ''Wolfenstein 3D''}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't understand you... what's your gripe, bud?</center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''Garou - Mark of the Wolves''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Guten tag!</center>|cite=Hans Grosse in''Wolfenstein 3D''}}
{{cquote|<center>Why the hang, dog? You can't escape yourself!</center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''Garou - Mark of the Wolves''}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Mutti!</center>|cite=Hans Grosse in ''Wolfenstein 3D''}}
{{cquote|<center>Sorry. Are you hurt? I'll fix you up right away. </center>|cite=Hotaru Futaba in ''Garou - Mark of the Wolves''}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Eva...auf wiedersehen...</center>|cite=Adolf Hitler in ''Wolfenstein 3D''}}
{{cquote|<center>I shall assist your suicide!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Are you sure? This skill level isn't even remotely fair.</center>|cite="Nightmare!" difficulty in ''Doom''}}
{{cquote|<center>Overconfidence is the greatest enemy!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>BY REQUEST...</center>|cite="fhhall" cheat in ''Doom''}}
{{cquote|<center>It is I, Yoshimitsu!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>He was too young to die!</center>|cite=Post-mortem screen of ''DoomRL''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Behold the magnificence of my victory!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>My, was he a wimpy chump.</center>|cite=Post-mortem screen of ''DoomRL''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I am Yoshimitsu! ...Had enough?!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
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</option>
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>He held his right to remain violent.</center>|cite=Post-mortem screen of ''DoomRL''.}}
{{cquote|<center>A raging fire becomes dying embers!</center>|cite=Yoshimitsu in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You feel relatively safe now.</center>|cite=Status message in ''DoomRL''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You're pissing me off...</center>|cite=Spawn in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>BLOOD! BLOOD FOR ARMOK, GOD OF BLOOD! You must taste blood!</center>|cite=Picking up a chainsaw in ''DoomRL''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I will show you... the greatest nightmare!</center>|cite=Nightmare in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>And 9 couldn't handle the stress and committed a stupid suicide.</center>|cite=Post-mortem screen in ''DoomRL''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Justice will prevail! ...Just kidding!</center>|cite=Xianghua in ''Soul Calibur II''}}
</option>
</option>
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>Where the hell is the way out of here?!</center>|cite=Spawning in a maze in ''DoomRL''.}}
{{cquote|<center>If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You hear the trumpets of Jericho echoing in the distance...</center>|cite=Spawning in a map in ''DoomRL''.}}
{{cquote|<center>The future just ain't what it used to be.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Khe, he, he. This will be a mess...</center>|cite=Spawning in a map in ''DoomRL''.}}
{{cquote|<center>It ain't over 'till it's over.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Suddenly you have a great urge to turn back! You scream in '''TERROR'''!</center>|cite=Spawning in a map in ''DoomRL''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You can observe a lot by watching.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>1 didn't read the thermonuclear bomb manual.</center>|cite=Post-mortem screen of ''DoomRL''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Ninety percent of the game is half-mental.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra on baseball}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center> 1 soul destroyed the Mastermind...<br>1 showed that it can outsmart hell itself.</center>|cite=Post-mortem screen of ''DoomRL''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I really didn't say everything I said! </center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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</option>
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>Yes indeed!</center>|cite=Heckran from ''Chrono Trigger''.}}
{{cquote|<center>If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
</option>
</option>
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>'''STAY F*CKING CALM!'''</center>|cite=Michael Scott in ''The Office''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Little things are big.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Dwight may have won this battle, but I will win... the next battle.</center>|cite=Andy Bernard in ''The Office''.}}
{{cquote|<center>We made too many wrong mistakes.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Andy Bernard does not lose contests, he wins them. Or he quits them, if they are unfair.</center>|cite=Andy Bernard in ''The Office''.}}
{{cquote|<center>It's like deja vú all over again.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Bite my shiny metal ass.</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''.}}
{{cquote|<center>When you see a fork in the road, take it.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Yep, we're boned.</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I'll build my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the park!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''.}}
{{cquote|<center>If the fans don't come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting.</center>|cite=Yogi Berra}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''.}}
{{cquote|<center>But I do know one thing: I am the goddamn manager, and I am going to run this goddamn team.</center>|cite=Jim Leyland}}
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</option>
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>Only the warrior who can admit mortal weakness will be bolstered by immortal strength.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Angelic Blessing".}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm angry because I'm the fucking manager of this fucking team, that's why I'm angry!</center>|cite=Jim Leyland}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I came seeking a challenge. All I found was you.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Utter End".}}
{{cquote|<center>People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.</center>|cite=Rogers Hornsby}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Wind Drake".}}
{{cquote|<center>The game of baseball, it just... it kicked me in the butt, dude. It just kicked me in the butt.</center>|cite=Phil Coke}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Simun the Quiet filled the chest with his most precious thoughts. But in a fit of paranoia, he locked up the memory of where he hid the key.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Sorcerer's Strongbox".}}
{{cquote|<center>''Just go for it!!''</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Viewtiful Joe 2''}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Friends teach what you want to know. Enemies teach what you ''need'' to know.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Rhystic Study".}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna take you on a wild ride!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Your first mistake was thinking I would let you live long enough to make a second.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mental Misstep".}}
{{cquote|<center>I wanna take you for a ride!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs Capcom 2''}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>As it moved, the wurm's spines gathered up bits of flowstone, which took the shapes of dead villagers' heads. Each head spoke a single sound, but if taken together, they said, "Alas for the living."</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Spined Wurm".}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh man, I almost had a heart attack!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs Capcom 2''}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>If I wanted your opinion, I would have told you what it was.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Stifle".}}
{{cquote|<center>I really can't believe it. You're amazing!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Marvel vs Capcom 2''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>No fear. No sense. And soon, no lunch.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Nausea".}}
{{cquote|<center>I say that life is just a dream that we chase after, it's not exactly what it seems... I'd like to buy the world another shot of laughter, and buy my friends another drink.</center>|cite=Sugar Ray's ''Shot of Laughter''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Was it something I said?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Nausea".}}
{{cquote|<center>All over the world, she's that kind of girl, there's one in every scene, do you know what I mean? She's got that kind of face, you see in every place, another beautiful girl, all over the world.</center>|cite=Sugar Ray's ''Disasterpiece''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>There is no drake that flies faster than a crossbow bolt.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Crossbow Ambush".}}
{{cquote|<center>This is true love we're makin'! This is true love we're makin'! This is true love we're makin' all the time! </center>|cite=London BGM in ''Capcom vs SNK 2''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>The lifespan of a wirefly can be precisely described as "short".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Wirefly Hive".}}
{{cquote|<center>You can push yourself to the limit, be strong, now jump with me... You can fly over the rainbow with me, close your eyes, and just believe... </center>|cite=''Across the Border'' from ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Once he'd worked out which end of the thing was sharp, he was promoted to guard duty.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Piker".}}
{{cquote|<center>Never let anything get in the way of saving those you love... No matter what they say, you can be strong, have faith within your heart...</center>|cite=''Across the Border'' from ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Melt that which was never frozen.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pyrite Spellbomb".}}
{{cquote|<center>Reality slips far away, fiction comes alive as we start to play. Hope is no more behind a closed door, as we drift away from where we were before.</center>|cite=TKDz2b's ''Never Say Never''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Finding themselves in a new and unexplored world, they immediately set it on fire.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Razerunners".}}
{{cquote|<center>Just gotta chase the pain away, let it fade away, there's a ray of hope beyond despair. Move on, look for the truth in this world.</center>|cite=TKDz2b's ''Never Say Never''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>There are terrors lurking in the unseen corners of us all.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Tortured Existence".}}
{{cquote|<center>Break through the confusion, find a solution, beat the twisted evil things. Just do it, go for it, never say never.</center>|cite=TKDz2b's ''Never Say Never''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>When times are tough, the poor eat the rats. When times are tougher, the rats eat the poor.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Drainpipe Vermin".}}
{{cquote|<center>Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion? </center>|cite=''Ashley's Song'' from ''WarioWare: Touched!''}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>The Keldons may have explosive tempers, but ''I'' have explosives.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mine Bearer".}}
{{cquote|<center>Look inside my heart, this is where it starts. Is it meant to be? Oh, I want to believe... Hold me closer now... Will you take a vow and don't ever let me go?</center>|cite=''Where the Wind Blows'' from ''Tatsunoko vs Capcom''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>There's little more demeaning than getting your butt kicked by a bunch of bunnies.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Jackalope Herd".}}
{{cquote|<center>Those of you who've been around since the playoffs 35 years ago are invited to the night game free of charge! </center>|cite=The Announcer of ''Baseball Stars 2''}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>What am I looking at? Ashes, dead man.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Prodigal Pyromancer".}}
{{cquote|<center>No one can stop this!</center>|cite=Title music of ''Ken Griffey Jr.'s Winning Run''}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Lands ravaged, cities in ruins, so many lives sacrificed, and yet, there was no other word for it but victory.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Near-Death Experience".}}
{{cquote|<center>He has gooooood eyes!</center>|cite=The Announcer of ''Baseball Stars 2''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>If you want to kill a lot of goblins, just make sure your defenses look like fun.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lightmine Field".}}
{{cquote|<center>Hello, major league fans! This is Michael Beard. The Tokyo Ninjas have a new lineup for the ''eighth'' game!</center>|cite=The Announcer of ''Baseball Stars 2''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>What's the worst that can happen?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gamble".}}
{{cquote|<center>''Toasty!''</center>|cite=Dan Forden in ''Mortal Kombat II''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>There are medicines for all afflictions but idleness.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Stupor".}}
{{cquote|<center>N-n-n-now! Fight a new rival!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Until you have lived as a statue, do not talk to me of pigeons.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Xanthic Statue".}}
{{cquote|<center>Enter the heat of battle... Go for it.</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>The more unlikely the victory, the more memorable the success.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Chance Encounter".}}
{{cquote|<center>All right! That's cool.</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>No thought, but hunger. No strategy, but destruction.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pathrazer of Ulamog".}}
{{cquote|<center>Welcome to the world of Street Fighter III...Prepare for battle.</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>No one spoke. There was no need. The threat of the Eldrazi presented a simple choice: lay down your weapons and die for nothing, or hold them fast and die for something.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Time of Heroes".}}
{{cquote|<center>Gii, I think it's tea time.</center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>There are many words and phrases that can cause an experienced wizard to tremble in fear. Chief among them is "Oops".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Research Assistant".}}
{{cquote|<center>You're as vulgar as ever, Terumi.</center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Last Word".}}
{{cquote|<center>Valkenhayn, my tea.</center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>What was heads again? </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Puppet's Verdict".}}
{{cquote|<center>An establishment that only rates one star dares to dictate what I shall eat? This unconscionable arrogance cannot stand. </center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I want a banana ''this'' big!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gorilla Titan".}}
{{cquote|<center>Very well then. If you insist. We will have three orders of this... puffed fish. Do try and make at least one of them edible. </center>|cite=Rachel Alucard in ''BlazBlue''}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>The good news is, we figured out how the wand works. The bad news is, we figured out how the wand works.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Pyromancer".}}
{{cquote|<center>Mmmm, a hot man all tied up... Ah, it just makes me tingle!</center>|cite=Nago in ''BlazBlue''}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>The smallest seed of regret can bloom into redemption.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Swords to Plowshares".}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm gonna make you cry, rabbit, I swear to God!</center>|cite=Ragna the Bloodedge in ''BlazBlue''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Sorry I burned down your village. Here's some gold.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Reparations".}}
{{cquote|<center>My goodness! This... this Kagutsuchi pufferfish is... I mean... Words cannot describe... Ah! So good! Please, I would just love to meet the wonderful chef who prepared this exquisite dish! </center>|cite=Hazama in ''BlazBlue''}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>At the academy, "show and tell" too often becomes "run and hide".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Show and Tell".}}
{{cquote|<center>Guess who's home and not preggers anymore?</center>|cite=Hazama in ''BlazBlue''}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Envying the intelligence of goblins is a bad place to be.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Dumb Ass".}}
{{cquote|<center>I brought you into this world, and I sure as shit can take you out of it!</center>|cite=Hazama in ''BlazBlue''}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I don't get it. Why doesn't anybody like me?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Smart Ass".}}
{{cquote|<center>Shut your pie-hole, you mouth-breathing pedophile!</center>|cite=Luna in ''BlazBlue''}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>He wanders the land in search of Good Ass.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Bad Ass".}}
{{cquote|<center>What!? How can you be so insensitive, you jackass? Saying mean things like that to Luna! You're so mean, Ragna! You suck! WHAAAAAAAAAA! </center>|cite=Luna in ''BlazBlue''}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>But...</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "City of Ass".}}
{{cquote|<center>It's your fault, Ragna! You said mean things! I hate you, Ragna! I HATE YOU! I... I... I LOVE YOU!</center>|cite=Luna in ''BlazBlue''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>It's as solid as the club in its hand - and about as subtle.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Rhox".}}
{{cquote|<center>Ah, yes, well, no reason not to tell you. First, I intended to take his XXX and put it in a XXXX. Maybe a little XXX, too? My goodness, I can only imagine what his XXXXX will XXX!</center>|cite=Kokonoe in ''BlazBlue''}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>When nature calls, ''run''.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Primeval Titan".}}
{{cquote|<center>Shitty vampire...</center>|cite=Yuuki Terumi in ''BlazBlue''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Rain from this storm leaves you pinned to the ground like an insect.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Thorn Elemental".}}
{{cquote|<center>''This is for that tuna!''</center>|cite=Taokaka in ''BlazBlue''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Mirri leapt quickly and silently. The guard died likewise.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Leap".}}
{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I've been waiting for this!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
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</option>
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>The most disappointing thing about learning telepathy is finding out how boring people really are.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Telepathy".}}
{{cquote|<center>Yeah, that makes sense!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Like the tide, time both ebbs and flows.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Time Ebb".}}
{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I got the picture!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
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</option>
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>Storm crow descending, winter unending. Storm crow departing, summer is starting.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Storm Crow".}}
{{cquote|<center>Yeah, that's what I expected!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Even more than carrion, they crave the last words of the dying.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Murder of Crows".}}
{{cquote|<center>Yeah, I see!</center>|cite=The Announcer in ''Street Fighter III: Third Strike''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>The fatal flaw in every plan is the assumption that you know more than the enemy.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mana Leak".}}
{{cquote|<center>''Andyyyyyyyyyyyyy!''</center>|cite=Mai Shiranui in ''The King of Fighters''}}
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{{cquote|<center>"Hard to imagine," mused Hanna, stroking the petal, "such a lovely flower inspiring such greed."</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lotus Petal".}}
{{cquote|<center>'''You pressed the wrong button...!'''</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>"And if I'm lying," he began...</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Meteorite".}}
{{cquote|<center>I still get paid, right?</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Petrifying gaze, deadly fangs, knifelike dorsal spines, venomous saliva... Am I missing anything? ...Toxic bones? Seriously?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Daggerback Basilisk".}}
{{cquote|<center>'''Get over here!'''</center>|cite=Scorpion in ''Mortal Kombat''}}
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{{cquote|<center>For his family, Barrin made a funeral pyre of Tolaria.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Obliterate".}}
{{cquote|<center>I am a dead man, but somehow you have retained your mortality. Which would mean that you are ''vulnerable to death.''</center>|cite=Scorpion in ''Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The enemy has been destroyed, sir. So have the forest, the city, your palace, your dog...</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Obliterate".}}
{{cquote|<center>Check me out! I'm the ghost of Christmas '''kick yo ass!'''</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The dead make good soldiers. They can't disobey orders, never surrender, and don't stop fighting when a random body part falls off. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Drudge Skeletons".}}
{{cquote|<center>Try not to suck!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I can think of ''one'' goblin it ain't so lucky for.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krark's Thumb".}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey, I freaking love Street Fighter! ...Autograph your spleen for me?</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The lawmage's argument was clever and well-reasoned, but Blunk's response proved irrefutable.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Skullcrack".}}
{{cquote|<center>Anime power up shit!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>For the first time in his life, Grakk felt a little warm and fuzzy inside.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pacifism".}}
{{cquote|<center>How did anyone enjoy these games... without me in 'em?!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sometimes death comes knocking. Sometimes it tears down the walls.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Army of the Damned".}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey! Yeah, you! I'm down here busting my ass while sit around on your's watching me jump around?! How is that fair?!</center>|cite=Deadpool in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hup, two, three, four, don't know how to count no more.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Coat of Arms".}}
{{cquote|<center>Huh? You stole my Shoryuken!? When did you...!?</center>|cite=Ryu in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Species XR17 feeds upon the mental energies of its victims. This explains why the goblins remain unaffected.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Synapse Sliver".}}
{{cquote|<center>Wow! I like your claws!</center>|cite=Felicia in ''Marvel vs Capcom 3''}}
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{{cquote|<center>My mother once told me angels sing their swords' names with each strike.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Archangel".}}
{{cquote|<center>Got a half-Armenian girlfriend, she's hotter than I am handsome. She'll fuck you up and then some, she'll rock the boat to Bedlam!</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Hokis''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The sky rang with the cries of armored seraphs, and the darkness made a tactical retreat.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Archangel".}}
{{cquote|<center>Think twice before you touch my girl. Come around, I'll let you feel the burn. Think twice before you touch my girl, come around, come around, no more.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Think Twice''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Follow the light. In its absence, follow her.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Serra Angel".}}
{{cquote|<center>When I showed up and he was there, I tried my best to grin and bear, and took the stairs, but didn't stop at the street, and as we speak, I'm going down...</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Think Twice''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If there can be no victory, then I will fight forever.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Darksteel Plate".}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't know why I even try, I need another tequila...</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Victoria''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He didn't have a word for "home," but he knew it was something to be defended.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Ogre Resister".}}
{{cquote|<center>I would swallow my pride, I would choke on the rinds, but the lack thereof would leave me empty inside. I would swallow my doubt, turn it inside out, find nothing but faith in nothing.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Inside Out''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Cut it down, bury it in snow, put it to the torch. The rose will still bloom again.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Resolute Archangel".}}
{{cquote|<center>Wanna put my tender heart in a blender, watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion. Rendezvous, and I'm through with you.</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Inside Out''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sometimes you die a glorious death with your sword held high. Sometimes you're just target practice.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Searing Spear".}}
{{cquote|<center>Shit went bad, he's on the roof again. She flipped, he flipped the bird, and then he went to the roof, where his threats rang loud and clear. Gonna jump, gonna jump, gonna die this year...</center>|cite=Eve 6's ''Off the Roof Again''}}
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{{cquote|<center>DANGER! Keep appendages clear of front of machine. And rear of machine. And side of machine. And top of machine.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Razorfield Thresher".}}
{{cquote|<center>Your heinous highness broke her hymen, hey man, try to quit your crying.
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{{cquote|<center>So great is his certainty that mere facts cannot shake it.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "True Believer".}}
{{cquote|<center>I guess it's too bad that everything we have is taken away...</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''And the Hero Will Drown''}}
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{{cquote|<center>One bone broken for every twig snapped underfoot.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Llanowar Elves".}}
{{cquote|<center>But still our hands are bound at the wrist. This romantic tragedy is suffocating from your fist, in a sea of fire.</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''And the Hero Will Drown''}}
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{{cquote|<center>After the Foundry Street riot, Arrester Hulbein tried to ban bludgeons. Which, inevitably, resulted in another riot.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Foundry Street Denizen".}}
{{cquote|<center>As years go by, I race the clock with you, but if you died right now, you know that I'd die, too, I'd die too.</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Until the Day I Die''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We have ways to make you talk, but you have nothing interesting to say.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Profane Prayers".}}
{{cquote|<center>From up here, the city's lights burn, like a thousand miles of fire, and I'm here to sing this anthem of our dying day.</center>|cite=Story of the Year's ''Anthem of Our Dying Day''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't know why people say a double-edged sword is bad. It's a sword. With two edges.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Manabarbs".}}
{{cquote|<center>I figured out what you're all about, and I don't think I like what I see. So...I hope I won't be there in the end if you come around.</center>|cite=Green Day's ''In The End''}}
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{{cquote|<center>A child's porcelain doll went missing one night, as did a pair of kitchen shears and the town magistrate.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Creepy Doll".}}
{{cquote|<center>Well, maybe I'm the faggot, America, I'm not part of a redneck agenda.</center>|cite=Green Day's ''American Idiot''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight ''everything'' with fire. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Sizzle".}}
{{cquote|<center>Sieg heil to the president Gasman! Bombs away is your punishment! Pulverise the Eiffel towers who criticise your government! Bang bang goes the broken glass, and kill all the fags that don't agree!</center>|cite=Green Day's ''Holiday''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Barbarians! They burned my favorite chair! We'll kill them all! </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Aggravate".}}
{{cquote|<center>I remember the face, but I can't recall the name. Now I wonder how Whatsername has been.</center>|cite=Green Day's ''Whatsername''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The sparkmage shrieked, calling on the rage of the storms of his youth. To his surprise, the sky responded with a fierce energy he'd never thought to see again. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lightning Bolt".}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't believe in the apocalypse. I don't believe in the end of time. I don't believe in the solar eclipse. I don't believe in valentines.</center>|cite=The Network's ''Roshambo''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly, he just raged.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Raging Goblin".}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey, this is Brandon, but my friends call me Spike now, I just moved out of my parents' house in Danville, to this wicked warehouse in Oakland. Anyway, I spent most of the day spare-changing on the avenue. I started out in front of the Med, but everyone kept saying I looked too young and healthy, so I went up the street to the Gap, where all the yuppie college kids shop. I was there until about 5:30 or 6, I scored 10 bucks. So me and my girlfriend - you met her, she's from... la Jolla? Anyway, we got some money from her parents, so we're gonna stop by because...</center>|cite=The Network's ''Spike''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Goblin generals don't distinguish between troops and ammunition.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Barrage of Expendables".}}
{{cquote|<center>What's that? Now's not a good time? What do you mean there's none left?! Well, what the fuck, dude?! If I would've known that, I would have gone to Concord... What do you mean "go back to Concord," then?! Dude, you don't even know who you're talking to. Don't make me get all Blackhawk on your ass! Wait! Man, I didn't mean that! Come on, dude, please? All right, then... Wait, wait, wait! Do you know anyone that's got any? Do... do you got a number? What do you mean you won't give it to me? I didn't call for a shitty conversation, I called because... </center>|cite=The Network's ''Spike''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Throw enough goblins at any problem and it should go away. At the very least, there'll be fewer goblins.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Piledriver".}}
{{cquote|<center>Mom, this is Spi- I mean, Brandon. I got kicked out of my place in Oakland, I don't really have any place to go so... I was just wondering if I could stay with you, or Grandma, or something? I dunno, my girlfriend dumped me, she moved back to La Jolla, it's kind of a drag, I guess she's gonna go back to school or something. Anyway, call me back. ...Oh, and one more thing, Mom, I was wondering if I could borrow two hundred dollars because... </center>|cite=The Network's ''Spike''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Never tell goblins to fire at will.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Friendly Fire".}}
{{cquote|<center>I need a fix!<br><br>''I need a fix!''<br><br>'''''I need a fix!'''''<br><br>'''''I NEED A FIX!'''''<br><br>'''''I NEED A-!'''''</center>|cite=The Network's ''Spike''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Goblins are eager to follow orders, especially when those orders involve stealing, hurting, annoying, eating, destroying, or swearing. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krenko's Command".}}
{{cquote|<center>It's the little things that get you down, it's the bigger things that you can't get around, and it's way too flat on the middle ground, but everything else is wide open, so let's go!</center>|cite=The Mr. T Experience's ''Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He just likes to break legs. Collecting the debt is a bonus.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krenko's Enforcer".}}
{{cquote|<center>Fuck this place. I lost the war. I hate you all. Your mom's a whore. Where's my dog? 'Cause girls are such a drag.</center>|cite=blink-182's ''Dysentery Gary''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Goblins journey to the sacrificial peaks in pairs so that the rare survivor might be able to relate the details of the other's grisly demise. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Dragon Fodder".}}
{{cquote|<center>Fuck living, fuck dying, fuck laughing, fuck crying, fuck this song, but mostly, fuck you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>On Dominaria, a scavenger. On Mirrodin, a predator.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Atog".}}
{{cquote|<center> Fuck everyone, but fuck you the most, fuck everything, but fuck you the most! With a big rusty pole or a splintery post, yeah, fuck you the most, fuck you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Its diet consists of fruits, plants, small woodland animals, large woodland animals, woodlands, fruit groves, fruit farmers, and small cities.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Enormous Baloth".}}
{{cquote|<center>With a big rusty pole or a splintery post, yeah, fuck you the most, fuck you!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Another F.U. Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>What doesn't grow, dies. And what dies grows the tarmogoyf.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Tarmogoyf".}}
{{cquote|<center>My imaginary friend didn't come through in the end, so I'll have to find a real one. Didn't answer when I called, well, I guess it's just because he was never there at all...</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''My Imaginary Friend''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lhurgoyf".}}
{{cquote|<center>Why can't I just get over you? You hurt me so bad with all the things you do, and I try so hard, but I can't give it up! I love you so much, but I think you suck!</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''I Love / You Suck''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Madness and genius are separated only by degrees of success </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Inspiration".}}
{{cquote|<center>This one is for all the suckers who still believe in love! ''Shut up!''</center>|cite=Reel Big Fish's ''Suckers''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Day 31: I finally succeeded in my time reversal experiment!<br><br>Day 30: I might have a problem here.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Inspiration".}}
{{cquote|<center>Sandy, why can't we look the other way? Why can't we just play the other game? Why can't we just look the other way?!</center>|cite=Interopol's ''Evil''}}
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{{cquote|<center>His mind whirled with grand plans, never thinking of what might happen if he were to succeed. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Laboratory Maniac".}}
{{cquote|<center>Fly away on my zephyr, I feel it more than ever. And in this perfect weather, we'll find a place together.</center>|cite=The Red Hot Chili Peppers' ''The Zephyr Song''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The imp, unaware of its own odor, paused to catch its breath... and promptly died. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Foul Imp".}}
{{cquote|<center>You bastard! You lying ''bastard!'' That is it, I no cover for you no more! Peoples, I have a ''big'' announcement! <br><br>This man is gay '''AND''' European!</center>|cite=''There, Right There!'' from ''Legally Blonde''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Step 1: Find your cousin.<br><br>Step 2: Get your cousin in the cannon.<br><br>Step 3: Find another cousin. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Fodder Cannon".}}
{{cquote|<center>You are so gay, you big parfait, ''you flaming boy in cabaret!''</center>|cite=''There, Right There!'' from ''Legally Blonde''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuses? We have more than enough! Now... which one was it?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Boompile".}}
{{cquote|<center>It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way! Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way!</center>|cite=Tomboy's ''OK2BGAY''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fire, aim, ready!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin War Strike".}}
{{cquote|<center>I *what*? With a *squid*?</center>|cite=Elodie in ''Long Live the Queen''}}
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{{cquote|<center>They certainly are.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Offensive".}}
{{cquote|<center>My, what large breasts you have! Putting them on display for any particular reason?</center>|cite=Elodie in ''Long Live the Queen''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's actually quite simple, but since you've only recently begun to walk upright, it may take some time to explain.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Redirect".}}
{{cquote|<center>This can't be happening!</center>|cite=Various characters in ''Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The more victims he kills, the more likely he is to get the right one.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Assassin".}}
{{cquote|<center>He may be a son of a bitch, but he's our son of a bitch.</center>|cite=Franklin D. Roosevelt}}
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{{cquote|<center>Always easily impressed, Durg was about to be blown away.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Archaeologist".}}
{{cquote|<center>Yes! I am invincible!</center>|cite=Boris Grishenko in ''GoldenEye''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Over such beauty, wars are fought. With such power, wars are won.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gilded Lotus".}}
{{cquote|<center>dead world<br>full of shades<br>today I die</center>|cite=''[http://www.ludomancy.com/games/today.php?lang=en Today I Die]''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I will flay the skin from your flesh and the flesh from your bones and scrape your bones dry. And still you will not have suffered enough.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Hatred".}}
{{cquote|<center>oo</center>|cite=[http://www.alcyone.com/oo/ oo]}}
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{{cquote|<center>It is not that you will go mad. It is that you will beg for madness.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Altar of Dementia".}}
{{cquote|<center>Sure enough, he finds another. He finds me.</center>|cite=Rucks in ''Bastion''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Of course I'm sure I've gone mad. The little man who crawled out of my eye was quite clear on this.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Distress".}}
{{cquote|<center>Boobies.</center>|cite="First Post Time Warp" in Fark.com}}
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{{cquote|<center>"Invincible" is just a word.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Oust".}}
{{cquote|<center>Have you ever seen the fields of love? Have you ever felt the seeds of love?</center>|cite=ATB's ''The Fields of Love''}}
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{{cquote|<center>By all means, keep trying.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Indestructibility".}}
{{cquote|<center>You'll remember me when the west wind moves upon the fields of barley...<br>You'll forget the sun, in his jealous sky, as we walk in fields of gold.</center>|cite=Sting's ''Fields of Gold''}}
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{{cquote|<center>He's smart for a goblin. He can do two things: hit ''and'' run. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Raider".}}
{{cquote|<center>I dream of rain... I dream of gardens in the desert sand...<br>I wake in vain... I dream of love as time runs through my hands...</center>|cite=Sting's ''Desert Rose''}}
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{{cquote|<center>With great power comes great risk of getting yourself killed.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Arsonist".}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm sticking with you, because I'm made out of glue.</center>|cite=The Velvet Underground's ''I'm Sticking With You''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I got it! I got it! I- </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mogg Fanatic".}}
{{cquote|<center>Wrap your troubles in dreams. Send them all away. Put them in a bottle, and across the seas, they'll stay...</center>|cite=Nico's ''Wrap Your Troubles In Dreams''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wizards fought over the stone to exploit its power. Goblins fight over it because it's shiny. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Brightstone Ritual".}}
{{cquote|<center>These days, I seem to think a lot about the things that I forgot to do, and all the times I had the chance to...</center>|cite=Nico's ''These Days''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Asked how it survived a run-in with a bog imp, the pegasus just shook its mane and burped.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Armored Pegasus ".}}
{{cquote|<center>Please don't confront me with my failures. I had not forgotten them.</center>|cite=Nico's ''These Days''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Goblin lessons include the 2,071 tips for survival. Frek only remembered 2,070. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Spire Barrage".}}
{{cquote|<center>So I will find it, and I will climb it, but I see now, I'm not going home... And will it change me? I've fallen on my knees. When the night's falling, all I can say... is I've seen better days.</center>|cite=Laura Shigihara's ''Better Days''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The goblins have forty-two different words for "ow." </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Detonate".}}
{{cquote|<center>YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR! ...Wait, who ''is'' my supervisor?</center>|cite=Cheryl Tunt in ''Archer''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It was probably a lousy spell in the first place.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Counterspell".}}
{{cquote|<center>Whaddup dogg?</center>|cite=Various leaders in ''Civilization IV''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Your attack has been rendered harmless. It is, however, quite pretty.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Counterspell".}}
{{cquote|<center>Oh, how I wish for soothing rain, all I wish is to dream again, my loving heart, lost in the dark, for hope I'd give my everything...</center>|cite=NightWish's ''Nemo''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The pyromancer summoned up her mightiest onslaught of fire and rage. Jace feigned interest.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Counterspell".}}
{{cquote|<center>And I had a lot of Mountain Dew that day!</center>|cite=Jeff Winger in ''Community''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>He traded sands for skins, skins for gold, gold for life. In the end, he traded life for sand.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Squandered Resources".}}
{{cquote|<center>Because how hard is it to poach a goddamn egg properly?!</center>|cite=Archer in ''Archer''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>There is a future in which I can see only mist and a single shadow.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Apocalypse".}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm sorry, are you addressing me? Because your authority is not recognised in...'''Fort Kickass'''.</center>|cite=Dr. Kreiger in ''Archer''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Players that don't read flavor text aren't too bright, sorta smell, and dress funny. But let's just keep this between us, okay? They can get kind of violent. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Double Header".}}
{{cquote|<center>No, Cyril, when they're dead, they're just hookers!</center>|cite=Archer in ''Archer''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, ''don't'' eat the delicious cards.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Fat Ass".}}
{{cquote|<center>That sounds like a spectacularly bad idea.</center>|cite=The GM in ''Irregular Webcomic!''}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on? </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Ow".}}
{{cquote|<center>I've known strange people, but fighting a pile of leaves?</center>|cite=Dialogue in ''Zork!''}}
</option>
</option>
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>They groaned, they stirred, they all uprose,<br>Nor spake, nor moved their eyes;<br>It had been strange, even in a dream,<br>To have seen those dead men rise. </center>|cite=Samuel Taylor Coleridge's ''The Rime of the Ancient Mariner''}}
{{cquote|<center>At your service!</center>|cite=Dialogue in ''Zork!''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>And the unclean spirits went out, and entered the swine: and the herd ran violently...</center>|cite=''Mark 5:13'', The Bible.}}
{{cquote|<center>Correct. So let's pretend we never saw each other.</center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>...Before honour is humility.</center>|cite=''Proverbs 15:33'', The Bible.}}
{{cquote|<center>My oh my! I'm not a popular fellow at all.</center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
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</option>
<option>
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{{cquote|<center>...do not be afraid, for I am with you; do not be alarmed, for I am your God. I give you strength, truly I help you, truly I hold you firm with my saving right hand.</center>|cite=''Isaiah 41:10'', The Bible.}}
{{cquote|<center>You don't smile. You don't speak. And you're still creepy.</center>|cite=Legault to Jaffar in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Dumb. Tough. Flies. On fire. 'Nuff said.</center>|cite=Description for Lost Souls, ''Doom'' instruction manual}}
{{cquote|<center>Yep. I'm a fugitive, and you're a deserter. Looks like you and I were made for each other. </center>|cite=Legault to Heath in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>A missile-launching skyscraper with goat legs. 'Nuff said.</center>|cite=Description for Cyberdemons, ''Doom'' instruction manual}}
{{cquote|<center>...Huh, even as a monster, you are a handsome one, Lloyd. But you know something? I can't let this continue!! </center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Look at what the homosexuals have done to me. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It makes want to set myself on fire!</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development''.}}
{{cquote|<center>...Commander... I really didn't want to see you like this. ...All I can give you is one last act of rebellion. </center>|cite=Legault in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So say goodbye to these, '''BECAUSE IT'S THE LAST TIME-'''</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development''.}}
{{cquote|<center>What's going on here!? Somebody, get that girl!</center>|cite=Yogi in ''Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Please tell your friends about this show.</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Arrested Development''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Can I play, Daddy?</center>|cite=Difficulty level 1 in ''Wolfenstein 3D''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
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{{cquote|<center>Buster so excelled at being neither seen nor heard that he remained at school undetected for a full two semesters after he was supposed to graduate.</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Arrested Development''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm Death incarnate!</center>|cite=Difficulty level 4 in ''Wolfenstein 3D''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, you freak, bitch!</center>|cite="Buster's Hook Replacement" in ''Arrested Development''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Guten tag!</center>|cite=Hans Grosse in''Wolfenstein 3D''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Well, I... don't know what I expected...</center>|cite=Michael Bluth in ''Arrested Development''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Mutti!</center>|cite=Hans Grosse in ''Wolfenstein 3D''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I just blue myself.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Eva... Auf wiedersehen...</center>|cite=Adolf Hitler in ''Wolfenstein 3D''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Oh, I can just taste those leading, meaty man parts in my mouth.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Are you sure? This skill level isn't even remotely fair.</center>|cite="Nightmare!" difficulty in ''Doom''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>Even if it means taking a chubby, I will suck it down.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''.}}
{{cquote|<center>BY REQUEST...</center>|cite="fhhall" cheat in ''Doom''}}
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</option>
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{{cquote|<center>I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will. So now, I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''.}}
{{cquote|<center>He was too young to die!</center>|cite=Post-mortem screen of ''DoomRL''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>YOU GET THE HELL OUT!</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''.}}
{{cquote|<center>My, was he a wimpy chump.</center>|cite=Post-mortem screen of ''DoomRL''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>These are not the cops! These are the strippers! '''Look at how hot they are!'''</center>|cite=Gob Bluth in ''Arrested Development''.}}
{{cquote|<center>He held his right to remain violent.</center>|cite=Post-mortem screen of ''DoomRL''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Moms are such a pain in the ass, it's like, "die already!"</center>|cite=Gob Bluth in ''Arrested Development''.}}
{{cquote|<center>You feel relatively safe now.</center>|cite=Status message in ''DoomRL''}}
</option>
</option>
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>Daddy horny, Michael.</center>|cite=George Bluth in ''Arrested Development''.}}
{{cquote|<center>BLOOD! BLOOD FOR ARMOK, GOD OF BLOOD! You must taste blood!</center>|cite=Picking up a chainsaw in ''DoomRL''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>If you don't succeed, then you run the risk of failure.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>And 9 couldn't handle the stress and committed a stupid suicide.</center>|cite=Post-mortem screen in ''DoomRL''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>Where the hell is the way out of here?!</center>|cite=Spawning in a maze in ''DoomRL''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is. </center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>You hear the trumpets of Jericho echoing in the distance...</center>|cite=Spawning in a map in ''DoomRL''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I stand by all the misstatements that I've made. </center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>Khe, he, he. This will be a mess...</center>|cite=Spawning in a map in ''DoomRL''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out, and you want to catch it and bring it back. You can't do that. It's gone, gone forever.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>Suddenly you have a great urge to turn back! You scream in '''TERROR!'''</center>|cite=Spawning in a map in ''DoomRL''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I deserve respect for the things I did not do.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>1 didn't read the thermonuclear bomb manual.</center>|cite=Post-mortem screen of ''DoomRL''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to move forward. </center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center> 1 soul destroyed the Mastermind...<br>1 showed that it can outsmart hell itself.</center>|cite=Post-mortem screen of ''DoomRL''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice-president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>Yes indeed!</center>|cite=Heckran from ''Chrono Trigger''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
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{{cquote|<center>The loss of life will be irreplaceable.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle.}}
{{cquote|<center>'''STAY F*CKING CALM!'''</center>|cite=Michael Scott in ''The Office''}}
</option>
</option>
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{{cquote|<center>We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>Dwight may have won this battle, but I will win... the next battle.</center>|cite=Andy Bernard in ''The Office''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>Andy Bernard does not lose contests, he wins them. Or he quits them, if they are unfair.</center>|cite=Andy Bernard in ''The Office''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have tremendous impact on history. </center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>There are always a million reasons not to do something.</center>|cite=Jan Levenson in ''The Office''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I think that I have made good judgements in the past, and I think that I have made good judgements in the future.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>Bite my shiny metal ass!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy...but that could change.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>I have reached the gateway to another universe. I feel awed and strangely humbled by the momentous solemnity of this occasion.<br><br>'''Hey other universe! BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!'''</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>Afterlife? If I knew I had to go to a whole other life, I'd kill myself right now.</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific, and it is a part of the United States that is an island that is right there.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>Yep, we're boned.</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>The Holocaust was the most obscene moment in our nation's history. I mean, not our nation's history, but our century's history. You all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century, but this century's history.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>I'll build my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the park!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
</option>
</option>
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>You lose.</center>|cite=Calvin Coolidge}}
{{cquote|<center>I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I do not choose to run.</center>|cite=Calvin Coolidge}}
{{cquote|<center>Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Facts are stupid things.</center>|cite=Ronald Reagan}}
{{cquote|<center>Bender is great!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.</center>|cite=Ronald Reagan}}
{{cquote|<center>Do the Bender! Do the Bender!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Hi, my name is Al Gore, and I used to be the next president of the United States.</center>|cite=Al Gore}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Well, actually, he forgot Poland.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>Game's over, losers, I have all the money! Compare your lives to mine, and then kill yourselves!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>We must stop the terror. I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you.<br><br>Now watch this drive.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm so embarrassed, I wish everybody else was dead.</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>It was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>This is the worst kind of discrimination: The kind against me!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>The people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements they have achieved.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey, do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? No! So beat it!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>For every fatal shooting, there are about 3 non-fatal shootings. Folks, this is unacceptable in America.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>I say, the world must learn of our peaceful ways ''by force!''</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
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</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>I'm back, baby!</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
</option>
</option>
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<option>
{{cquote|<center>I want to make sure that everybody who has a job wants a job.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>Hey, babe. You wanna kill all humans?</center>|cite=Bender in ''Futurama''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on...shame on you... Fool me...you can't get fooled again.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission.</center>|cite=Zapp Brannigan in ''Futurama''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country, and neither do we.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>Look at me! I'm Doctor Zoidberg, homeowner!</center>|cite=Dr. Zoidberg in ''Futurama''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>Fry, it's been years since medical school, so remind me. Disembowelling in your species: Fatal, or non-fatal?</center>|cite=Dr. Zoidberg in ''Futurama''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's even treated.</center>|cite=Dr. John Zoidberg in ''Futurama''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>I broke your television!</center>|cite=Dr. John Zoidberg in ''Futurama''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>By the way, I took the liberty of fertilising your caviar.</center>|cite=Dr. John Zoidberg in ''Futurama''}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>Only the warrior who can admit mortal weakness will be bolstered by immortal strength.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Angelic Blessing"}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>It's clearly a budget. It's got lots of numbers in it.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>I came seeking a challenge. All I found was you.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Utter End"}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Wind Drake"}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>They misunderestimated me.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>Simun the Quiet filled the chest with his most precious thoughts. But in a fit of paranoia, he locked up the memory of where he hid the key.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Sorcerer's Strongbox"}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
{{cquote|<center>Friends teach what you want to know. Enemies teach what you ''need'' to know.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Rhystic Study"}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>The Wall just got ten feet higher.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
{{cquote|<center>Your first mistake was thinking I would let you live long enough to make a second.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mental Misstep"}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I never attacked him on his looks, and believe me, there's plenty of subject matter right there.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
{{cquote|<center>As it moved, the wurm's spines gathered up bits of flowstone, which took the shapes of dead villagers' heads. Each head spoke a single sound, but if taken together, they said, "Alas for the living."</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Spined Wurm"}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Wrong.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
{{cquote|<center>If I wanted your opinion, I would have told you what it was.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Stifle"}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You're fired.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
{{cquote|<center>No fear. No sense. And soon, no lunch.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Nausea"}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Donald, you're not going to be able to insult your way to the presidency. That's not going to happen.</center>|cite=Jeb Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>Was it something I said?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Nausea"}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>...Please clap.</center>|cite=Jeb Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>There is no drake that flies faster than a crossbow bolt.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Crossbow Ambush"}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Can someone attack me, please?</center>|cite=Ben Carson}}
{{cquote|<center>The lifespan of a wirefly can be precisely described as "short".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Wirefly Hive"}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>What is Aleppo?</center>|cite=Gary Johnson}}
{{cquote|<center>Not all heroes die in armor.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Blessed Spirits"}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I did not have sexual relations with that woman.</center>|cite=Bill Clinton}}
{{cquote|<center>Once he'd worked out which end of the thing was sharp, he was promoted to guard duty.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Piker"}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is.</center>|cite=Bill Clinton}}
{{cquote|<center>Each tooth is the length of a horse, and new ones grow in every sixteen days. Let's get a closer look!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gigantosaurus"}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>Who am I? ...Why am I here?</center>|cite=James Stockdale}}
{{cquote|<center>Melt that which was never frozen.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pyrite Spellbomb"}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>You know, I didn't have my hearing aid turned on...Tell me again.</center>|cite=James Stockdale}}
{{cquote|<center>Finding themselves in a new and unexplored world, they immediately set it on fire.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Razerunners"}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
<option>
{{cquote|<center>I do not like broccoli, and I haven't liked it since I was a little kid, and my mother made me eat it. And I'm the President of the United States, and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli!</center>|cite=George H.W. Bush}}
{{cquote|<center>There are terrors lurking in the unseen corners of us all.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Tortured Existence"}}
</option>
</option>
<option>
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{{cquote|<center>Greetings, Stalin. It is a pleasure to meet you. Here: have a copy of my little red book. You might learn something.</center>|cite=Mao Tse-tung in ''Civilization IV''.}}
{{cquote|<center>When times are tough, the poor eat the rats. When times are tougher, the rats eat the poor.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Drainpipe Vermin"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Welcome to Rome, Charles de Gaulle. Care for some salad? I made it myself. </center>|cite=Julius Caesar in ''Civilization IV''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Which would you like first: the insult, or the injury?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Undermine"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Forget it. I have wigs that are smarter than you are.</center>|cite=Louis XIV in ''Civilization IV''}}
{{cquote|<center>The Keldons may have explosive tempers, but ''I'' have explosives.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mine Bearer"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Care for a smoked hamster?</center>|cite=Huayna Capac in ''Civilization IV''.}}
{{cquote|<center>There's little more demeaning than getting your butt kicked by a bunch of bunnies.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Jackalope Herd"}}
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{{cquote|<center>China will not listen to your bourgeois lies!</center>|cite=Mao Tse-tung in ''Civilization IV''.}}
{{cquote|<center>What am I looking at? Ashes, dead man.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Prodigal Pyromancer"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Acta est fabula, plaudite!<br>(The play is done, applaud!)</center>|cite=Augustus Caesar's last words.}}
{{cquote|<center>Lands ravaged, cities in ruins, so many lives sacrificed, and yet, there was no other word for it but victory.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Near-Death Experience"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Vivo!<br>(I still live!)</center>|cite=Caligula's last words.}}
{{cquote|<center>If you want to kill a lot of goblins, just make sure your defenses look like fun.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lightmine Field"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ya know what ya wanna do wit dat, 'ight? You wanna put a bangin' donk on it.</center>|cite=The Blackout Crew's ''Put a Donk On It''.}}
{{cquote|<center>What's the worst that can happen?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gamble"}}
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{{cquote|<center>?</center>|cite=Doki in ''There She Is!! Step 1''}}
{{cquote|<center>There are medicines for all afflictions but idleness.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Stupor"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wish your <s>love</s> cake is delivered safely...</center>|cite=Ending credits of ''There She Is!! Step 2 - Cake Dance.''}}
{{cquote|<center>Every day, I fight for my life and win. Every night, I fight to remember my name, and lose.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Grafted Skullcap"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Second date?</center>|cite=Nabi's sign in ''There She Is!! Step 3 - Doki & Nabi.''}}
{{cquote|<center>Until you have lived as a statue, do not talk to me of pigeons.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Xanthic Statue"}}
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{{cquote|<center>No answer.</center>|cite=Doki's phone in ''There She Is!! Step 4 - Paradise''.}}
{{cquote|<center>The more unlikely the victory, the more memorable the success.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Chance Encounter"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I thought that, if the world won't change, we could never reach happiness...</center>|cite=Opening credits of ''There She Is!! Step 5 - Imagine''}}
{{cquote|<center>No thought, but hunger. No strategy, but destruction.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pathrazer of Ulamog"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Goodbye.</center>|cite="Echoes" mailing list.}}
{{cquote|<center>No one spoke. There was no need. The threat of the Eldrazi presented a simple choice: lay down your weapons and die for nothing, or hold them fast and die for something.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Time of Heroes"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wouldn't you miss me? Wouldn't you miss me at all?!</center>|cite=Syd Barrett's ''Dark Globe''}}
{{cquote|<center>There are many words and phrases that can cause an experienced wizard to tremble in fear. Chief among them is "Oops".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Research Assistant"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mew is a clone of Mew.[[Special:Contributions/24.23.157.0|24.23.157.0]] 10:53, 11 February 2012 (EST)</center>|cite=Some IP's response to a Smash Arena fight (Mewtwo vs. Lucario)}}  
{{cquote|<center>Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Last Word"}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''FUCK MEXICO!'''</center>|cite=Nicolas Cage.}}
{{cquote|<center>Be at peace, and observe its beauty. Be at war, and feel its justice.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Angelic Wall"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well when i'm in a higher level than Wikia staff. It will be an administrator but global and it will have too many tools and if that, i can kill all Wikia staff by terminating their accounts and removing their access so they can't access their account. If they had a suspended account then they cannot log in and i will answer you and get rid of all the good admins in Smash wiki and smash all founders and everything. If they were smashed then they will never log in to a site again.</center>|cite= Brandondorf9999.}}
{{cquote|<center>What was heads again? </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Puppet's Verdict"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I find ReDeads rather relatable to the typical teenager. They sleep all day, walk with a droop, speak through a series of groans and grunts, latch onto anything they deem attractive, and... Yeah.</center>|cite=ToastUltimatum}}
{{cquote|<center>I want a banana ''this'' big!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gorilla Titan"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm going to have to admit that you have been quite a strong new user, especially for a girl.</center>|cite=Dots}}
{{cquote|<center>The good news is, we figured out how the wand works. The bad news is, we figured out how the wand works.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Pyromancer"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Never have I ever watched Titanic. Overrated anyways. </center>|cite=Dots}}
{{cquote|<center>The smallest seed of regret can bloom into redemption.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Swords to Plowshares"}}
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{{cquote|<center>MHStarCraft does not actually play Project M, despite it being a mod that is easy to setup unlike mods for other games. He in fact dislikes Project M. He also refuses to consider Project M as a game, refusing to also italicize it on this wiki as a result.</center>|cite=Dots}}
{{cquote|<center>Sorry I burned down your village. Here's some gold.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Reparations"}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's just a mod, and a shitty one, as well. Who can we thank for Brawl's loss of a competitive scene? That's right, Project M! </center>|cite=ViciousViridian}}
{{cquote|<center>At the academy, "show and tell" too often becomes "run and hide".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Show and Tell"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I then enjoyed the game again. Why? Because I avoided a certain mod called Project M, which these stupid hard core Melee fans made to ruin the Brawl community. </center>|cite=Falcon-X}}
{{cquote|<center>It's fun. He doesn't need another reason.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Manic Vandal"}}
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{{cquote|<center>''[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]'' will forever live as the game that had the highest expectations and failed to deliver. It is a slow, commercialized, non-competitive and ''easy'' party platformer. ''[[Melee]]'' remains the greatest game ever made.</center>|cite=Randall00}}
{{cquote|<center>Envying the intelligence of goblins is a bad place to be.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Dumb Ass"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I love how you comment on every Marth thread to talk shit about him, just let it die man.</center>|cite=Lord_Izanagi on Brian}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't get it. Why doesn't anybody like me?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Smart Ass"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I consider my self to be a very mild mannered and soft spoken person</center>|cite=Brian}}
{{cquote|<center>He wanders the land in search of Good Ass.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Bad Ass"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Do you guys ever learn? Why should I be nice guys? </center>|cite=Brian}}
{{cquote|<center>But...</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "City of Ass"}}
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{{cquote|<center>It is too late for peace, you silly Soviet! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!</center>|cite=King Louis XIV in ''Civilization IV''.}}
{{cquote|<center>It's as solid as the club in its hand - and about as subtle.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Rhox"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I do not negotiate with terrorists.</center>|cite=Franklin D. Roosevelt in ''Civilization IV''.}}
{{cquote|<center>When nature calls, ''run''.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Primeval Titan"}}
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{{cquote|<center>PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS </center>|cite="GOB's program" in ''Arrested Development''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Rain from this storm leaves you pinned to the ground like an insect.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Thorn Elemental"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Does it the first enemy that not a Primid? </center>|cite=LennyKoopy on Spaak}}
{{cquote|<center>Mirri leapt quickly and silently. The guard died likewise.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Leap"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yes but i can tell Link always has boomberangs.</center>|cite=Brandondorf9999 on hitboxes.}}
{{cquote|<center>The most disappointing thing about learning telepathy is finding out how boring people really are.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Telepathy"}}
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{{cquote|<center>D'you come from a land from down under?</center>|cite=Men at Work's ''Down Under''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Like the tide, time both ebbs and flows.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Time Ebb"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh why is everybody always pickin' on me?</center>|cite=The Coasters' ''Charlie Brown''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Storm crow descending, winter unending. Storm crow departing, summer is starting.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Storm Crow"}}
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{{cquote|<center>And I feel the light in the night and in the day. And I feel the light when the sky's just mud and grey. And I feel the light when you tell me it's okay...'Cause you're so great, and I love you...</center>|cite=Blur's ''You're So Great''}}
{{cquote|<center>Even more than carrion, they crave the last words of the dying.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Murder of Crows"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Still I write my songs...about that dream of mine...</center>|cite=NightWish's ''Ghost Love Score''.}}
{{cquote|<center>The fatal flaw in every plan is the assumption that you know more than the enemy.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mana Leak"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hello, hello. This is the Planet GENETOS. <br><br><br>'''Who are you?'''</center>|cite=[http://www.tatsuya-koyama.com/software/wg002_genetos_eng.html GENETOS].}}
{{cquote|<center>"Hard to imagine," mused Hanna, stroking the petal, "such a lovely flower inspiring such greed."</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lotus Petal"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I hope that Damon Albarn and Alex James of Blur catch AIDS and die. </center>|cite=Noel Gallagher of Oasis}}
{{cquote|<center>"And if I'm lying," he began...</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Meteorite"}}
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{{cquote|<center>How are you gentlemen ''!!'' All your base are belong to us ''!!'' You are on the way to destruction ''!!'' </center>|cite=CATS from Zero Wing}}
{{cquote|<center>Petrifying gaze, deadly fangs, knifelike dorsal spines, venomous saliva... Am I missing anything? ...Toxic bones? Seriously?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Daggerback Basilisk"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Everyone's going to save something now! Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails... </center>|cite=George Carlin}}
{{cquote|<center>For his family, Barrin made a funeral pyre of Tolaria.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Obliterate"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The planet is fine, it's the ''people'' that are fucked up!</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
{{cquote|<center>The enemy has been destroyed, sir. So have the forest, the city, your palace, your dog...</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Obliterate"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Give us a grave! Give us a shovel! Give us a marker! Give us the Doctor! '''Give us the rope!'''</center>|cite=The Protomen's ''Give Us the Rope''}}
{{cquote|<center>The dead make good soldiers. They can't disobey orders, never surrender, and don't stop fighting when a random body part falls off.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Drudge Skeletons"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I've got this burning feeling, like my veins are filled with nothing but gasoline. </center>|cite=The Protomen's ''Light Up The Night''}}
{{cquote|<center>I can think of ''one'' goblin it ain't so lucky for.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krark's Thumb"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!! </center>|cite=Christian Weston Chandler.}}
{{cquote|<center>Krark was the kind of goblin who'd lose his thumb in a wager, and come right back with "Double or nothing!".</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krark's Other Thumb"}}
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{{cquote|<center>PS. If I do not see this note in your paper, I will do something nasty, which you know I'm capable of doing. </center>|cite=The Zodiac Killer}}
{{cquote|<center>The lawmage's argument was clever and well-reasoned, but Blunk's response proved irrefutable.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Skullcrack"}}
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{{cquote|<center>BATES HAD TO DIE<br><br>THERE WILL BE MORE</center>|cite=The Zodiac Killer}}
{{cquote|<center>For the first time in his life, Grakk felt a little warm and fuzzy inside.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Pacifism"}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''YOU CAN NOT STOP US.<br><br>WE HAVE THIS ANTHRAX.<br><br>YOU DIE NOW.<br><br>ARE YOU AFRAID?'''</center>|cite=The Anthrax Letters}}
{{cquote|<center>Sometimes death comes knocking. Sometimes it tears down the walls.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Army of the Damned"}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''THIS IS NEXT<br><br>TAKE PENACILIN NOW'''</center>|cite=The Anthrax Letters}}
{{cquote|<center>Hup, two, three, four, don't know how to count no more.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Coat of Arms"}}
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{{cquote|<center>You may NOT change a damn thing with this WAD, if you do, i will blow you up. And it will be cool. </center>|cite=Eric Harris}}
{{cquote|<center>Species XR17 feeds upon the mental energies of its victims. This explains why the goblins remain unaffected.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Synapse Sliver"}}
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{{cquote|<center>One, two, three, four, fix, six, seven, all good children go to heaven. </center>|cite=The Beatles's ''You Never Gave Me Your Money''}}
{{cquote|<center>My mother once told me angels sing their swords' names with each strike.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Archangel"}}
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{{cquote|<center>You won't break the armour...I will never surrender. </center>|cite=Hadouken!'s ''Mecha Love''.}}
{{cquote|<center>The sky rang with the cries of armored seraphs, and the darkness made a tactical retreat.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Archangel"}}
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{{cquote|<center>There is no dark side of the moon, really...as a matter of fact, it's all dark. </center>|cite=Ending narration of Pink Floyd's ''Eclipse''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Follow the light. In its absence, follow her.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Serra Angel"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.</center>|cite=The Dude in ''The Big Lebowski''.}}
{{cquote|<center>If there can be no victory, then I will fight forever.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Darksteel Plate"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man. </center>|cite=The Dude in ''The Big Lebowski''.}}
{{cquote|<center>He didn't have a word for "home," but he knew it was something to be defended.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Ogre Resister"}}
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{{cquote|<center>God damn you, Walter! You fucking asshole! Everything's a fucking travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the '''fuck''' has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?!</center>|cite=The Dude in ''The Big Lebowski''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Cut it down, bury it in snow, put it to the torch. The rose will still bloom again.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Resolute Archangel"}}
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{{cquote|<center>You see, Larry? You see what happens? This is what happens...this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry!</center>|cite=Walter Sobchak in ''The Big Lebowski''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Sometimes you die a glorious death with your sword held high. Sometimes you're just target practice.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Searing Spear"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Are they gonna hurt us, Walter?</center>|cite=Donnie in ''The Big Lebowski''.}}
{{cquote|<center>DANGER! Keep appendages clear of front of machine. And rear of machine. And side of machine. And top of machine.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Razorfield Thresher"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I have made a huge mistake. </center>|cite=Gob Bluth in ''Arrested Development''.}}
{{cquote|<center>So great is his certainty that mere facts cannot shake it.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "True Believer"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, that was a freebie.</center>|cite=George Bluth in ''Arrested Development''.}}
{{cquote|<center>One bone broken for every twig snapped underfoot.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Llanowar Elves"}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''I'M A MONSTER!!'''</center>|cite=Buster Bluth in ''Arrested Development''.}}
{{cquote|<center>After the Foundry Street riot, Arrester Hulbein tried to ban bludgeons. Which, inevitably, resulted in another riot.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Foundry Street Denizen"}}
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{{cquote|<center>...What the fuck were they THINKING?!</center>|cite=The Angry Video Game Nerd}}
{{cquote|<center>We have ways to make you talk, but you have nothing interesting to say.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Profane Prayers"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't know why people say a double-edged sword is bad. It's a sword. With two edges.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Manabarbs"}}
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{{cquote|<center>A child's porcelain doll went missing one night, as did a pair of kitchen shears and the town magistrate.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Creepy Doll"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight ''everything'' with fire. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Sizzle"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Barbarians! They burned my favorite chair! We'll kill them all! </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Aggravate"}}
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{{cquote|<center>...What kind of twisted piece of crap is this?!</center>|cite=The Angry Video Game Nerd}}
{{cquote|<center>The sparkmage shrieked, calling on the rage of the storms of his youth. To his surprise, the sky responded with a fierce energy he'd never thought to see again. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lightning Bolt"}}
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{{cquote|<center>This game isn't just bad... it's really bad!</center>|cite=The Angry Video Game Nerd}}
{{cquote|<center>He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly, he just raged.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Raging Goblin"}}
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{{cquote|<center>It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, it fucking blows, it's a piece of shit and... I don't like it.</center>|cite=The Angry Video Game Nerd}}
{{cquote|<center>Goblin generals don't distinguish between troops and ammunition.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Barrage of Expendables"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuck you, Dunkey, I do not watch your videos because you are black.</center>|cite=JonTron}}
{{cquote|<center>Throw enough goblins at any problem and it should go away. At the very least, there'll be fewer goblins.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Piledriver"}}
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{{cquote|<center>But this man is a '''fucking hypocrite, piece of shit, rat bastard'''.</center>|cite=Dunkey on JonTron}}
{{cquote|<center>Never tell goblins to fire at will.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Friendly Fire"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Which brings me to the conclusion that Nintendo is run by ''Shark Tale'', ladies and gentlemen. Just a DVD copy of ''Shark Tale'', sitting in a chair.</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
{{cquote|<center>Goblins are eager to follow orders, especially when those orders involve stealing, hurting, annoying, eating, destroying, or swearing. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krenko's Command"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, is this Pizza Hut? More like ''Pizza Butt''!</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
{{cquote|<center>He just likes to break legs. Collecting the debt is a bonus.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Krenko's Enforcer"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm also excluding ''Super Mario Bros. 2'', which has won game of the year 13 years running now.</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
{{cquote|<center>Goblins journey to the sacrificial peaks in pairs so that the rare survivor might be able to relate the details of the other's grisly demise. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Dragon Fodder"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sike! Game of the year goes to ''Super Mario Bros. 2'', baby! '''''Super Mario Bros. 2'', ya bitch'''!</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
{{cquote|<center>On Dominaria, a scavenger. On Mirrodin, a predator.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Atog"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Basically guys, what I'm trying to say with this video is that ''League of Legends'' sucks dick. It fucking sucks.</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
{{cquote|<center>Its diet consists of fruits, plants, small woodland animals, large woodland animals, woodlands, fruit groves, fruit farmers, and small cities.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Enormous Baloth"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Nintendo, what the fuck is this?</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
{{cquote|<center>What doesn't grow, dies. And what dies grows the tarmogoyf.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Tarmogoyf"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Not even close, baybee!</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
{{cquote|<center>Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lhurgoyf"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I give ''Final Fantasy XV'' a chocobo out of ten.</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
{{cquote|<center>Madness and genius are separated only by degrees of success. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Inspiration"}}
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{{cquote|<center>What is Black Cock Motel? I'm gonna go in- Don't ever go in Black Cock Motel, okay Pikachu? Okay Onix?</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
{{cquote|<center>Day 31: I finally succeeded in my time reversal experiment!<br><br>Day 30: I might have a problem here.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Inspiration"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Is that Kermit the Frog with two samurai swords, smoking a blunt? What the fu-</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
{{cquote|<center>His mind whirled with grand plans, never thinking of what might happen if he were to succeed. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Laboratory Maniac"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Jim the Knight. Killed by bees.</center>|cite=ProJared}}
{{cquote|<center>The imp, unaware of its own odor, paused to catch its breath... and promptly died. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Foul Imp"}}
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{{cquote|<center>These rocks are trying to kill me... F*ck you, nature.</center>|cite=ProJared}}
{{cquote|<center>Step 1: Find your cousin.<br><br>Step 2: Get your cousin in the cannon.<br><br>Step 3: Find another cousin. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Fodder Cannon"}}
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{{cquote|<center>This game sucks. It sucks really, really bad.</center>|cite=ProJared on ''Sonic Adventure 2''}}
{{cquote|<center>Fuses? We have more than enough! Now... which one was it?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Boompile"}}
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{{cquote|<center>That's why my final rating for this game is a ''bucket of tears out of ten''.</center>|cite=ProJared on ''Drake of the 99 Dragons''}}
{{cquote|<center>Fire, aim, ready!</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin War Strike"}}
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{{cquote|<center>My final rating for this game is a f*ck you out of ten.</center>|cite=ProJared on ''Oscar''}}
{{cquote|<center>They certainly are.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Offensive"}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's awfully considerate of you to think of me here. And I'm much obliged to you for making it clear that I'm not here.</center>|cite=Syd Barrett's ''Jugband Blues''}}
{{cquote|<center>It's actually quite simple, but since you've only recently begun to walk upright, it may take some time to explain.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Redirect"}}
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{{cquote|<center>And the sea isn't green...and I love the Queen...and what exactly is a dream...and what exactly is a joke?</center>|cite=Syd Barrett's ''Jugband Blues''}}
{{cquote|<center>The more victims he kills, the more likely he is to get the right one.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Assassin"}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's a race to the bottom. Video games today are pure, unadulterated trash, and I am sorry for that.</center>|cite=Nolan Bushnell, inventor of ''Pong''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Always easily impressed, Durg was about to be blown away.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Archaeologist"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yes! Yes! </center>|cite=M. Bison from the ''Street Fighter'' cartoon.}}
{{cquote|<center>Over such beauty, wars are fought. With such power, wars are won.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Gilded Lotus"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ever notice how women who don't support abortion are normally the ones you don't wanna fuck in the first place?</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
{{cquote|<center>At what price beauty?</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Lotus Vale"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I once went to the bookstore to find a self-help book. When I asked a patron there where they were, she told me that would defeat the purpose.</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
{{cquote|<center>I will flay the skin from your flesh and the flesh from your bones and scrape your bones dry. And still you will not have suffered enough.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Hatred"}}
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{{cquote|<center>For years, I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbour with the barking dog. Joe Pesci straightened that cocksucker out with one visit. It's amazing what you can accomplish with a simple baseball bat.</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
{{cquote|<center>It is not that you will go mad. It is that you will beg for madness.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Altar of Dementia"}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am the man who arranges the blocks that descend upon me from up above...</center>|cite=Pig With The Face of a Boy's ''A Complete History of the Soviet Union, From The Eyes of A Soviet Worker''}}
{{cquote|<center>Of course I'm sure I've gone mad. The little man who crawled out of my eye was quite clear on this.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Distress"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The future will be better tomorrow.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
{{cquote|<center>"Invincible" is just a word.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Oust"}}
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{{cquote|<center>MY NAME IS NOT IAN BRANDERSON SOMETHING!!</center>|cite=Christian Weston Chandler}}
{{cquote|<center>By all means, keep trying.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Indestructibility"}}
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{{cquote|<center>"No, John. You are the demons"<br>"And then John was a zombie."</center>|cite=[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/doom-repercussions-of-evil-you-are-the-demons DOOM: Repercussions of Evil].}}
{{cquote|<center>He's smart for a goblin. He can do two things: hit ''and'' run. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Raider"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Stupid, stupid imp! You're stupid! And you're gonna be stupid and dead!!</center>|cite=Doomguy in the ''Doom'' comic.}}
{{cquote|<center>With great power comes great risk of getting yourself killed.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Goblin Arsonist"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sweet Christmas! Big-mouthed floating thingies! It's always something!</center>|cite=Doomguy in the ''Doom'' comic.}}
{{cquote|<center>I got it! I got it! I- </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Mogg Fanatic"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Woo hoo!</center>|cite=Blur's ''Song 2''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Wizards fought over the stone to exploit its power. Goblins fight over it because it's shiny. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Brightstone Ritual"}}
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{{cquote|<center>And watch the world spinning...gently out of time...</center>|cite=Blur's ''Out of Time''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Asked how it survived a run-in with a bog imp, the pegasus just shook its mane and burped.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Armored Pegasus "}}
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{{cquote|<center>You are the one...you'll never be alone again. You're more than in my head, you're more...</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns' ''You Are The One''}}
{{cquote|<center>Goblin lessons include the 2,071 tips for survival. Frek only remembered 2,070. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Spire Barrage"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mado kara mieru...<br>(Through the window, I see...)</center>|cite=Christopher Tin's ''Mado Kara Mieru''.}}
{{cquote|<center>The goblins have forty-two different words for "ow." </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Detonate"}}
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{{cquote|<center>You! I want to take you to a gay bar!</center>|cite=Electric Six's ''Gay Bar''}}
{{cquote|<center>It was probably a lousy spell in the first place.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Counterspell"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wind me up, put me down, start me up, and watch me roll!</center>|cite=Caesars' ''Jerk It Out''.}}
{{cquote|<center>Your attack has been rendered harmless. It is, however, quite pretty.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Counterspell"}}
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{{cquote|<center>The pyromancer summoned up her mightiest onslaught of fire and rage. Jace feigned interest.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Counterspell"}}
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{{cquote|<center>He traded sands for skins, skins for gold, gold for life. In the end, he traded life for sand.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Squandered Resources"}}
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{{cquote|<center>There is a future in which I can see only mist and a single shadow.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Apocalypse"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Players that don't read flavor text aren't too bright, sorta smell, and dress funny. But let's just keep this between us, okay? They can get kind of violent. </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Double Header"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, ''don't'' eat the delicious cards.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Fat Ass"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Editor's note: There were no suitable flavor text submissions for this card.</center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Censorship"}}
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{{cquote|<center>Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on? </center>|cite=''Magic: The Gathering'' card - "Ow"}}
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{{cquote|<center>They groaned, they stirred, they all uprose,<br>Nor spake, nor moved their eyes;<br>It had been strange, even in a dream,<br>To have seen those dead men rise. </center>|cite=Samuel Taylor Coleridge's ''The Rime of the Ancient Mariner''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And the unclean spirits went out, and entered the swine: and the herd ran violently...</center>|cite=''Mark 5:13'', The Bible}}
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{{cquote|<center>...Before honour is humility.</center>|cite=''Proverbs 15:33'', The Bible}}
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{{cquote|<center>...do not be afraid, for I am with you; do not be alarmed, for I am your God. I give you strength, truly I help you, truly I hold you firm with my saving right hand.</center>|cite=''Isaiah 41:10'', The Bible}}
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{{cquote|<center>For this is how God loved the world: he gave his only Son, so that everyone who believes in him may not perish but may have eternal life.</center>|cite=''John 3:16'', The Bible}}
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{{cquote|<center>Dumb. Tough. Flies. On fire. 'Nuff said.</center>|cite=Description for Lost Souls, ''Doom'' instruction manual}}
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{{cquote|<center>A missile-launching skyscraper with goat legs. 'Nuff said.</center>|cite=Description for Cyberdemons, ''Doom'' instruction manual}}
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{{cquote|<center>Look at what the homosexuals have done to me. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It makes want to set myself on fire!</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>So say goodbye to these, '''BECAUSE IT'S THE LAST TIME-'''</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't know who that is, and I don't care to find out.</center>|cite=Lucille Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't know what that means. But it sounds disgusting.</center>|cite=Buster Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Please tell your friends about this show.</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Now that's a clear-cut situation with the promise of comedy. Tell your friends.</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Buster so excelled at being neither seen nor heard that he remained at school undetected for a full two semesters after he was supposed to graduate.</center>|cite=The Narrator in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, you freak, bitch!</center>|cite="Buster's Hook Replacement" in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, I... don't know what I expected...</center>|cite=Michael Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>But trust me. We are fucked. ''Fucked''.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm afraid I just blue myself.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, I can just taste those meaty, leading-man parts in my mouth.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''''Oh my god, we're having a fire!''''' ...Sale.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I need to prove to her that I'm not just a man, but a man's man.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Even if it means taking a chubby, I will suck it up.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will. So now, I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>YOU GET THE HELL OUT!</center>|cite=Tobias Fünke in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>These are not the cops! These are the strippers! '''Look at how hot they are!'''</center>|cite=Gob Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Moms are such a pain in the ass, it's like, "die already!"</center>|cite=Gob Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Daddy horny, Michael.</center>|cite=George Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you don't succeed, then you run the risk of failure.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is. </center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>I stand by all the misstatements that I've made. </center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out, and you want to catch it and bring it back. You can't do that. It's gone, gone forever.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>I deserve respect for the things I did not do.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to move forward. </center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice-president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>The loss of life will be irreplaceable.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have tremendous impact on history. </center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>I think that I have made good judgements in the past, and I think that I have made good judgements in the future.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy...but that could change.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific, and it is a part of the United States that is an island that is right there.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>The Holocaust was the most obscene moment in our nation's history. I mean, not our nation's history, but our century's history. You all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century, but this century's history.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>You lose.</center>|cite=Calvin Coolidge}}
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{{cquote|<center>I feel I no longer fit in with these times.</center>|cite=Calvin Coolidge}}
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{{cquote|<center>I do not choose to run.</center>|cite=Calvin Coolidge}}
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{{cquote|<center>Facts are stupid things.</center>|cite=Ronald Reagan}}
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{{cquote|<center>Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.</center>|cite=Ronald Reagan}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hi, my name is Al Gore, and I used to be the next president of the United States.</center>|cite=Al Gore}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, actually, he forgot Poland.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>We must stop the terror. I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you.<br><br>Now watch this drive.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>It was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>The people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements they have achieved.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>For every fatal shooting, there are about 3 non-fatal shootings. Folks, this is unacceptable in America.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>I want to make sure that everybody who has a job wants a job.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you... Fool me... you can't get fooled again.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country, and neither do we.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's clearly a budget. It's got lots of numbers in it.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>They misunderestimated me.</center>|cite=George W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all.</center>|cite=James Matthis}}
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{{cquote|<center>PowerPoint makes us stupid.</center>|cite=James Matthis}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't have worry and stress. I cause worry and stress.</center>|cite=James Matthis}}
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{{cquote|<center>I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>The Wall just got ten feet higher.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>I never attacked him on his looks, and believe me, there's plenty of subject matter right there.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wrong.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>You're fired.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>Everyone's always blaming me for everything.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>If you don't believe in yourself, no one else will.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>Anyone can deal with victory. Only the mighty can bear defeat.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sometimes by losing a battle, you find a new way to win the war.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>I like thinking big. If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.</center>|cite=Donald Trump}}
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{{cquote|<center>Donald, you're not going to be able to insult your way to the presidency. That's not going to happen.</center>|cite=Jeb Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>...Please clap.</center>|cite=Jeb Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>Can someone attack me, please?</center>|cite=Ben Carson}}
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{{cquote|<center>What is Aleppo?</center>|cite=Gary Johnson}}
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{{cquote|<center>A broken clock is right once a day.</center>|cite=Rick Perry}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm more Jewish than you think I am. I read the part of the Bible that said the Jews are God's chosen people.</center>|cite=Rick Perry}}
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{{cquote|<center>George W. Bush did an incredible job in the presidency, defending us from freedom.</center>|cite=Rick Perry}}
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{{cquote|<center>I did not have sexual relations with that woman.</center>|cite=Bill Clinton}}
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{{cquote|<center>It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is.</center>|cite=Bill Clinton}}
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{{cquote|<center>Who am I? ...Why am I here?</center>|cite=James Stockdale}}
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{{cquote|<center>You know, I didn't have my hearing aid turned on. Tell me again.</center>|cite=James Stockdale}}
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{{cquote|<center>I do not like broccoli, and I haven't liked it since I was a little kid, and my mother made me eat it. And I'm the President of the United States, and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli!</center>|cite=George H.W. Bush}}
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{{cquote|<center>Greetings, Stalin. It is a pleasure to meet you. Here: have a copy of my little red book. You might learn something.</center>|cite=Mao Tse-tung in ''Civilization IV''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Welcome to Rome, Charles de Gaulle. Care for some salad? I made it myself. </center>|cite=Julius Caesar in ''Civilization IV''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Forget it. I have wigs that are smarter than you are.</center>|cite=Louis XIV in ''Civilization IV''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Care for a smoked hamster?</center>|cite=Huayna Capac in ''Civilization IV''}}
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{{cquote|<center>China will not listen to your bourgeois lies!</center>|cite=Mao Tse-tung in ''Civilization IV''}}
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{{cquote|<center>{{rollover|Acta est fabula, plaudite!|The play is done, applaud!|y}}</center>|cite=Augustus Caesar's last words}}
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{{cquote|<center>{{rollover|Vivo!|I still live!|y}}</center>|cite=Caligula's last words}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ya know what ya wanna do wit dat, 'ight? You wanna put a bangin' donk on it.</center>|cite=The Blackout Crew's ''Put a Donk On It''}}
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{{cquote|<center>?</center>|cite=Doki in ''There She Is!! Step 1''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wish your <s>love</s> cake is delivered safely...</center>|cite=Ending credits of ''There She Is!! Step 2 - Cake Dance.''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Second date?</center>|cite=Nabi's sign in ''There She Is!! Step 3 - Doki & Nabi.''}}
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{{cquote|<center>No answer.</center>|cite=Doki's phone in ''There She Is!! Step 4 - Paradise''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I thought that, if the world won't change, we could never reach happiness...</center>|cite=Opening credits of ''There She Is!! Step 5 - Imagine''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Goodbye.</center>|cite="Echoes" mailing list}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wouldn't you miss me? Wouldn't you miss me at all?!</center>|cite=Syd Barrett's ''Dark Globe''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Mew is a clone of Mew.[[Special:Contributions/24.23.157.0|24.23.157.0]] 10:53, 11 February 2012 (EST)</center>|cite=Some IP's response to a Smash Arena fight (Mewtwo vs. Lucario)}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''FUCK MEXICO!'''</center>|cite=Nicolas Cage}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well when i'm in a higher level than Wikia staff. It will be an administrator but global and it will have too many tools and if that, i can kill all Wikia staff by terminating their accounts and removing their access so they can't access their account. If they had a suspended account then they cannot log in and i will answer you and get rid of all the good admins in Smash wiki and smash all founders and everything. If they were smashed then they will never log in to a site again.</center>|cite= Brandondorf9999}}
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{{cquote|<center>I find ReDeads rather relatable to the typical teenager. They sleep all day, walk with a droop, speak through a series of groans and grunts, latch onto anything they deem attractive, and... Yeah.</center>|cite=ToastUltimatum}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm going to have to admit that you have been quite a strong new user, especially for a girl.</center>|cite=Dots}}
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{{cquote|<center>Never have I ever watched Titanic. Overrated anyways. </center>|cite=Dots}}
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{{cquote|<center>MHStarCraft does not actually play Project M, despite it being a mod that is easy to setup unlike mods for other games. He in fact dislikes Project M. He also refuses to consider Project M as a game, refusing to also italicize it on this wiki as a result.</center>|cite=Dots}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's just a mod, and a shitty one, as well. Who can we thank for Brawl's loss of a competitive scene? That's right, Project M!</center>|cite=ViciousViridian}}
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{{cquote|<center>I then enjoyed the game again. Why? Because I avoided a certain mod called Project M, which these stupid hard core Melee fans made to ruin the Brawl community. </center>|cite=Falcon-X}}
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{{cquote|<center>''[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]'' will forever live as the game that had the highest expectations and failed to deliver. It is a slow, commercialized, non-competitive and ''easy'' party platformer. ''[[Melee]]'' remains the greatest game ever made.</center>|cite=Randall00}}
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{{cquote|<center>I love how you comment on every Marth thread to talk shit about him, just let it die man.</center>|cite=Lord_Izanagi on Brian}}
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{{cquote|<center>I consider my self to be a very mild mannered and soft spoken person</center>|cite=Brian}}
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{{cquote|<center>Do you guys ever learn? Why should I be nice guys? </center>|cite=Brian}}
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{{cquote|<center>It is too late for peace, you silly Soviet! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!</center>|cite=King Louis XIV in ''Civilization IV''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I do not negotiate with terrorists.</center>|cite=Franklin D. Roosevelt in ''Civilization IV''}}
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{{cquote|<center>PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS </center>|cite="GOB's program" in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Does it the first enemy that not a Primid? </center>|cite=LennyKoopy on Spaak}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yes but i can tell Link always has boomberangs.</center>|cite=Brandondorf9999 on hitboxes}}
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{{cquote|<center>D'you come from a land from down under?</center>|cite=Men at Work's ''Down Under''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh why is everybody always pickin' on me?</center>|cite=The Coasters' ''Charlie Brown''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And I feel the light in the night and in the day. And I feel the light when the sky's just mud and grey. And I feel the light when you tell me it's okay... 'Cause you're so great, and I love you...</center>|cite=Blur's ''You're So Great''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Still I write my songs... about that dream of mine...</center>|cite=NightWish's ''Ghost Love Score''}}
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{{cquote|<center>In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.</center>|cite=The Tokens' ''The Lion Sleeps Tonight''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hello, hello. This is the Planet GENETOS. <br><br><br>'''Who are you?'''</center>|cite=[http://www.tatsuya-koyama.com/software/wg002_genetos_eng.html GENETOS]}}
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{{cquote|<center>I hope that Damon Albarn and Alex James of Blur catch AIDS and die. </center>|cite=Noel Gallagher of Oasis}}
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{{cquote|<center>How are you gentlemen ''!!'' All your base are belong to us ''!!'' You are on the way to destruction ''!!'' </center>|cite=CATS from Zero Wing}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm a staunch independent. Every time I think I'm a Republican, they do something greedy, and every time I think I'm a Democrat, they do something stupid. </center>|cite=Jay Leno}}
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{{cquote|<center>Everyone's going to save something now! Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails... </center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>The planet is fine, it's the ''people'' that are fucked up!</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>Give us a grave! Give us a shovel! Give us a marker! Give us the Doctor! '''Give us the rope!'''</center>|cite=The Protomen's ''Give Us the Rope''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I've got this burning feeling, like my veins are filled with nothing but gasoline. </center>|cite=The Protomen's ''Light Up The Night''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!! </center>|cite=Christian Weston Chandler}}
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{{cquote|<center>PS. If I do not see this note in your paper, I will do something nasty, which you know I'm capable of doing.</center>|cite=The Zodiac Killer}}
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{{cquote|<center>BATES HAD TO DIE<br><br>THERE WILL BE MORE</center>|cite=The Zodiac Killer}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''YOU CAN NOT STOP US.<br><br>WE HAVE THIS ANTHRAX.<br><br>YOU DIE NOW.<br><br>ARE YOU AFRAID?'''</center>|cite=The Anthrax Letters}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''THIS IS NEXT<br><br>TAKE PENACILIN NOW'''</center>|cite=The Anthrax Letters}}
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{{cquote|<center>You may NOT change a damn thing with this WAD, if you do, i will blow you up. And it will be cool.</center>|cite=Eric Harris}}
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{{cquote|<center>You know, a long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody's crazy.</center>|cite=Charles Manson}}
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{{cquote|<center>When the confrontation begins, strike like champions who do not want to go back to this world.</center>|cite=Mohamed Atta}}
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{{cquote|<center>One, two, three, four, fix, six, seven, all good children go to heaven. </center>|cite=The Beatles's ''You Never Gave Me Your Money''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You won't break the armour... I will never surrender.</center>|cite=Hadouken!'s ''Mecha Love''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I should've burnt this flame out years ago, but you burnt my house down, and I won't move. And as I stand here alone in this dust, I've got nothing left to lose.</center>|cite=Hadouken!'s ''Declaration of War''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I've seen your ways, and I know your plans, 'cause I've been around and I've seen this place before. I won't do this anymore, but if you want war, then you've got war.</center>|cite=Hadouken!'s ''Declaration of War''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I should have closed these borders years ago, but you left me somewhere I know well. And as I stand here in no man's land, I contemplate your attack!</center>|cite=Hadouken!'s ''Declaration of War''}}
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{{cquote|<center>There is no dark side of the moon, really. As a matter of fact, it's all dark. </center>|cite=Ending narration of Pink Floyd's ''Eclipse''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.</center>|cite=The Dude in ''The Big Lebowski''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man. </center>|cite=The Dude in ''The Big Lebowski''}}
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{{cquote|<center>We know it's his fucking homework! Where's the fucking money, you little brat?! </center>|cite=The Dude in ''The Big Lebowski''}}
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{{cquote|<center>This will not stand, you know? This aggression will not stand, man! </center>|cite=The Dude in ''The Big Lebowski''}}
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{{cquote|<center>God damn you, Walter! You fucking asshole! Everything's a fucking travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the '''fuck''' has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?!</center>|cite=The Dude in ''The Big Lebowski''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You see, Larry? You see what happens? This is what happens... this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry!</center>|cite=Walter Sobchak in ''The Big Lebowski''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Are they gonna hurt us, Walter?</center>|cite=Donnie in ''The Big Lebowski''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that says "Dead Nigger Storage"? You know why you didn't see that sign? 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!</center>|cite=Jimmie in ''Pulp Fiction''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothing that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own faeces.</center>|cite=Jules in ''Pulp Fiction''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh man... I shot Marvin in the face.</center>|cite=Vincent in ''Pulp Fiction''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.</center>|cite=Captain Koons in ''Pulp Fiction''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I eat rat poison, 'cause I can't read the box!</center>|cite="John Rocker" on ''Saturday Night Live''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The Braves and white people rule!</center>|cite="John Rocker" on ''Saturday Night Live''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I have made a huge mistake. </center>|cite=Gob Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Well, that was a freebie.</center>|cite=George Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''I'M A MONSTER!!'''</center>|cite=Buster Bluth in ''Arrested Development''}}
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{{cquote|<center>...What the fuck were they THINKING?!</center>|cite=The Angry Video Game Nerd}}
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{{cquote|<center>...What kind of twisted piece of crap is this?!</center>|cite=The Angry Video Game Nerd}}
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{{cquote|<center>This game isn't just bad... it's really bad!</center>|cite=The Angry Video Game Nerd}}
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{{cquote|<center>It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, it fucking blows, it's a piece of shit and... I don't like it.</center>|cite=The Angry Video Game Nerd}}
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{{cquote|<center>Fuck you, Dunkey, I do not watch your videos because you are black.</center>|cite=JonTron}}
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{{cquote|<center>But this man is a '''fucking hypocrite, piece of shit, rat bastard'''.</center>|cite=Dunkey on JonTron}}
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{{cquote|<center>Why?</center>|cite=Dunkey on ''Sonic Forces''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Which brings me to the conclusion that Nintendo is run by ''Shark Tale'', ladies and gentlemen. Just a DVD copy of ''Shark Tale'', sitting in a chair.</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yeah, is this Pizza Hut? More like ''Pizza Butt!''</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>I'm also excluding ''Super Mario Bros. 2'', which has won game of the year 13 years running now.</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sike! Game of the year goes to ''Super Mario Bros. 2'', baby! '''''Super Mario Bros. 2'', ya bitch!'''</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>Basically guys, what I'm trying to say with this video is that ''League of Legends'' sucks dick. It fucking sucks.</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>Nintendo, what the fuck is this?</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>Not even close, baybee!</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>I give ''Final Fantasy XV'' a chocobo out of ten.</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>What is Black Cock Motel? I'm gonna go in- Don't ever go in Black Cock Motel, okay Pikachu? Okay Onix?</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>Is that Kermit the Frog with two samurai swords, smoking a blunt? What the fu-</center>|cite=Dunkey}}
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{{cquote|<center>Jim the Knight. Killed by bees.</center>|cite=ProJared}}
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{{cquote|<center>These rocks are trying to kill me... F*ck you, nature.</center>|cite=ProJared}}
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{{cquote|<center>This game sucks. It sucks really, really bad.</center>|cite=ProJared on ''Sonic Adventure 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>That's why my final rating for this game is a ''bucket of tears out of ten''.</center>|cite=ProJared on ''Drake of the 99 Dragons''}}
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{{cquote|<center>My final rating for this game is a f*ck you out of ten.</center>|cite=ProJared on ''Oscar''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The best furry is a gay furry: One that won't breed.</center>|cite=Spokker Jones}}
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{{cquote|<center>If there were a building that stood for grammatical integrity, this email would be the plane that crashed into it.</center>|cite=Maddox}}
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{{cquote|<center>Oh, and by the way:<br><br>'''Go away.'''</center>|cite=Maddox}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's awfully considerate of you to think of me here. And I'm much obliged to you for making it clear that I'm not here.</center>|cite=Syd Barrett's ''Jugband Blues''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And the sea isn't green...and I love the Queen...and what exactly is a dream...and what exactly is a joke?</center>|cite=Syd Barrett's ''Jugband Blues''}}
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{{cquote|<center>It's a race to the bottom. Video games today are pure, unadulterated trash, and I am sorry for that.</center>|cite=Nolan Bushnell, inventor of ''Pong''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Yes! Yes! </center>|cite=M. Bison from the ''Street Fighter'' cartoon}}
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{{cquote|<center>Ever notice how women who don't support abortion are normally the ones you don't wanna fuck in the first place?</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>For years, I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbour with the barking dog. Joe Pesci straightened that cocksucker out with one visit. It's amazing what you can accomplish with a simple baseball bat.</center>|cite=George Carlin}}
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{{cquote|<center>I am the man who arranges the blocks that descend upon me from up above...</center>|cite=Pig With The Face of a Boy's ''A Complete History of the Soviet Union, From The Eyes of A Soviet Worker''}}
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{{cquote|<center>The future will be better tomorrow.</center>|cite=Dan Quayle}}
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{{cquote|<center>MY NAME IS NOT IAN BRANDERSON SOMETHING!!</center>|cite=Christian Weston Chandler}}
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{{cquote|<center>"No, John. You are the demons"<br>"And then John was a zombie."</center>|cite=[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/doom-repercussions-of-evil-you-are-the-demons DOOM: Repercussions of Evil]}}
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{{cquote|<center>Stupid, stupid imp! You're stupid! And you're gonna be stupid and dead!!</center>|cite=Doomguy in the ''Doom'' comic}}
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{{cquote|<center>Sweet Christmas! Big-mouthed floating thingies! It's always something!</center>|cite=Doomguy in the ''Doom'' comic}}
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{{cquote|<center>Woo hoo!</center>|cite=Blur's ''Song 2''}}
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{{cquote|<center>And watch the world spinning, gently out of time...</center>|cite=Blur's ''Out of Time''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You are the one... you'll never be alone again. You're more than in my head, you're more...</center>|cite=Shiny Toy Guns' ''You Are The One''}}
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{{cquote|<center>{{rollover|Mado kara mieru...|Through the window, I see...|y}}</center>|cite=Christopher Tin's ''Mado Kara Mieru''}}
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{{cquote|<center>You! I want to take you to a gay bar!</center>|cite=Electric Six's ''Gay Bar''}}
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{{cquote|<center>I've got something to put in you!<br><br>I've got something to put in you!<br><br>I've got something to put in you!<br><br>At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!</center>|cite=Electric Six's ''Gay Bar''}}
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{{cquote|<center>Wind me up, put me down, start me up, and watch me roll!</center>|cite=Caesars' ''Jerk It Out''}}
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{{cquote|<center>'''I AM A WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!'''</center>|cite=Rosechu in ''Sonichu'' Issue 8}}
{{cquote|<center>'''I AM A WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!'''</center>|cite=Rosechu in ''Sonichu'' Issue 8}}
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{{cquote|<center>Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha </center>|cite=Tyler the Creator}}
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{{cquote|<center>I don't think so, Tim.</center>|cite=Al Borland in ''Home Improvement''.}}
{{cquote|<center>I don't think so, Tim.</center>|cite=Al Borland in ''Home Improvement''}}
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