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|0={{cquote|The human sacrificed himself, to save the Pokémon. I pitted them against each other, but not until they set aside their differences did I see the true power they all share deep inside. I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.|cite= | |0={{cquote|The human sacrificed himself, to save the Pokémon. I pitted them against each other, but not until they set aside their differences did I see the true power they all share deep inside. I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.|cite=Mewtwo, ''Mewtwo Strikes Back!''|col=#b08bb2}} | ||
|1={{cquote|Would | |1={{cquote|Would Sonic the Hedgehog please report to the security office? Sonic the Hedgehog, please report to the security office. We found your...uh...YOUR KEYS! Yes, that's it, we found your keys. No need to be ready for a trap, since we only want to return your keys!|cite=Dr. Eggman, ''Sonic Colors''|col=red}} | ||
|2={{cquote|We know they look delicious, but please refrain from licking the rides. That would be disgusting. Do you know where those rides have been? People have been sitting on those rides! With their BUTTS! Okay, go ahead; lick them. Don't say we didn't warn you.|cite=Dr. Eggman, ''Sonic Colors''|col=red}} | |2={{cquote|We know they look delicious, but please refrain from licking the rides. That would be disgusting. Do you know where those rides have been? People have been sitting on those rides! With their BUTTS! Okay, go ahead; lick them. Don't say we didn't warn you.|cite=Dr. Eggman, ''Sonic Colors''|col=red}} | ||
|3={{cquote|Attention, the anti-gravity toilets on this level are out of order, we are sorry for this inconvenience and hope you can hold it for another 20,000 light years.|cite=Dr. Eggman, ''Sonic Colors''|col=red}} | |3={{cquote|Attention, the anti-gravity toilets on this level are out of order, we are sorry for this inconvenience and hope you can hold it for another 20,000 light years.|cite=Dr. Eggman, ''Sonic Colors''|col=red}} | ||
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|7={{cquote|Farewell, Master Burglar. Go back to your books, your fireplace. Plant your trees, watch them grow. If more of us valued home above gold, it would be a merrier world.|cite=Thorin Oakenshield, ''The Hobbit: Battle of Five Armies''|col=brown}} | |7={{cquote|Farewell, Master Burglar. Go back to your books, your fireplace. Plant your trees, watch them grow. If more of us valued home above gold, it would be a merrier world.|cite=Thorin Oakenshield, ''The Hobbit: Battle of Five Armies''|col=brown}} | ||
|8={{cquote|I live, eat and breathe potatoes now. Potatoes are...my life.|cite=Knightle, ''Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''|col=blue}} | |8={{cquote|I live, eat and breathe potatoes now. Potatoes are...my life.|cite=Knightle, ''Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney''|col=blue}} | ||
|9={{cquote|It is something that grows over time... a true friendship. A feeling in the heart that becomes even stronger over time... The passion of friendship will soon blossom into a righteous power and through it, you will know which way to go...|cite= | |9={{cquote|It is something that grows over time... a true friendship. A feeling in the heart that becomes even stronger over time... The passion of friendship will soon blossom into a righteous power and through it, you will know which way to go...|cite=Sheik, ''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time''|col=#9d52ff}} | ||
|10={{cquote|Just don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. When there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong.|cite=Ella Fitzgerald|col=blue}} | |10={{cquote|Just don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. When there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong.|cite=Ella Fitzgerald|col=blue}} | ||
|11={{cquote|All you need is the plan, the road map and the courage to press on to your destination.|cite=Earl Nightingale|col=blue}} | |11={{cquote|All you need is the plan, the road map and the courage to press on to your destination.|cite=Earl Nightingale|col=blue}} | ||
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|17={{cquote|[Iwata] left us with Mario Maker, so that we can create our own games and make our own dreams come true, like he did.|cite=@ModestMawile, on Twitter|col=blue}} | |17={{cquote|[Iwata] left us with Mario Maker, so that we can create our own games and make our own dreams come true, like he did.|cite=@ModestMawile, on Twitter|col=blue}} | ||
|18={{cquote|A picture is worth a thousand words, but it only takes three to paint it vividly: I love you.|cite=My girlfriend|col=pink}} | |18={{cquote|A picture is worth a thousand words, but it only takes three to paint it vividly: I love you.|cite=My girlfriend|col=pink}} | ||
|19={{cquote|Floor ice cream gives you health!|cite= | |19={{cquote|Floor ice cream gives you health!|cite=Pit, ''Kid Icarus: Uprising''|col=blue}} | ||
|20={{cquote|Shazamitylam!|cite= | |20={{cquote|Shazamitylam!|cite=Pyrrhon, ''Kid Icarus: Uprising''|col=orange}} | ||
|21={{cquote|"Absolutely, Lady Palutena." You're such a yes man, Pit. Good thing you're so cute.|cite= | |21={{cquote|"Absolutely, Lady Palutena." You're such a yes man, Pit. Good thing you're so cute.|cite=Phosphora, ''Kid Icarus: Uprising''|col=blue}} | ||
|22={{cquote|THIS is how you enjoy a hot spring! Step one: breathe deep. Step two: clear mind. Step three: remove pants.|cite= | |22={{cquote|THIS is how you enjoy a hot spring! Step one: breathe deep. Step two: clear mind. Step three: remove pants.|cite=Pit, ''Kid Icarus: Uprising''|col=blue}} | ||
|23={{cquote|Descole? You don't mean Mr I-Like-to-Wreck-Things-with-Mechanical-Monsters-and-Dress-Up-as-Posh-Ladies Descole?|cite= | |23={{cquote|Descole? You don't mean Mr I-Like-to-Wreck-Things-with-Mechanical-Monsters-and-Dress-Up-as-Posh-Ladies Descole?|cite=Emmy Altava, ''Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy''|col=#cfbd38}} | ||
|24={{cquote|Ryu turns into a Shoryuken and blasts around the stage damaging players.|cite=The | |24={{cquote|Ryu turns into a Shoryuken and blasts around the stage damaging players.|cite=The MarioWiki's original description for the Shin Shoryuken (before [https://www.mariowiki.com/index.php?title=Final_Smash&diff=prev&oldid=1855710 I fixed it])|col=blue}} | ||
|25={{cquote|In Fire Emblem: Awakening, Lucina could inherit useful skills from her parents that made her a better unit. Unfortunately, the only thing she inherited in this game was Marth's severe nerfs, which prevents her from effectively finishing opponents early.|cite={{s|user|Dovahchief}}'s description of {{SSB4|Lucina}}|col=blue}} | |25={{cquote|In Fire Emblem: Awakening, Lucina could inherit useful skills from her parents that made her a better unit. Unfortunately, the only thing she inherited in this game was Marth's severe nerfs, which prevents her from effectively finishing opponents early.|cite={{s|user|Dovahchief}}'s description of {{SSB4|Lucina}}|col=blue}} | ||
|26={{cquote|Well, okay, I am impressed. Such a teeny little angel defeating such a big, bad god of the Underworld. Why, | |26={{cquote|Well, okay, I am impressed. Such a teeny little angel defeating such a big, bad god of the Underworld. Why, Pitty, that must make you the most powerful Nintendo character of all time. I'm actually rather proud of you. 8-bit Pit would've never made it this far. But don't worry, I'm not going to tear up the credits again, the game really IS over... Which is why I'm here to delete your save data! ONE, TWO, THREE, GONE!!! ...Noooo, I'm just messing with you, buddy. Settle down! Your save's, oh, er, safe. I can't, I don't even have a body anymore. Couldn't delete a save file if I wanted to. I'm not even sure if I can be resurrected in this state. There's the real tragedy. This dashing physique, this literally GODLY body, is gone forever. Ladies everywhere are no doubt weeping as we speak. Your fault! Oh well, I'll figure something out. I have, what, 25 years for the next sequel? Anyhoo! Anywho, you can always revisit me and other...friends...in the chapters you've beat. You could play battles over and over again like a favorite book, or a broken record. Oh! And if the mood strikes you, throw some hearts into the {{iw|icaruspedia|Fiend's Cauldron}}, hard, spice up the difficulty of a level and commend you some sweet rewards! And because I'm not a sore loser, I unlocked [[icaruspedia:Boss Battles|Boss Battle Mode]] for you. So here's to ''Kid Icarus: Uprising'', my new favorite game of all time! Thanks for playing! Hades, out!|cite=Hades, ''Kid Icarus: Uprising''|col=blue}} | ||
|27={{cquote|You can erase the files, but not the fear.|cite=''Luigi's Mansion''|col=black}} | |27={{cquote|You can erase the files, but not the fear.|cite=''Luigi's Mansion''|col=black}} | ||
|28={{cquote|You want a quote here? Well, too bad! Oh, wait... shit.|cite={{s|user|Air Conditioner}}|col=blue}} | |28={{cquote|You want a quote here? Well, too bad! Oh, wait... shit.|cite={{s|user|Air Conditioner}}|col=blue}} | ||
|29={{cquote|If one waits after the credits sequence for a while, | |29={{cquote|If one waits after the credits sequence for a while, Hades' soul will begin speaking to the player, shattering what remains of the fourth wall.|cite=What happens at the very end of ''Kid Icarus: Uprising''<br>(as described by the Kid Icarus Wiki)|col=blue}} | ||
|30={{cquote|Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.<br>Lone Starr: Well, what does that make us?<br>Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing.|cite=''Spaceballs''|col=blue}} | |30={{cquote|Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.<br>Lone Starr: Well, what does that make us?<br>Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing.|cite=''Spaceballs''|col=blue}} | ||
|31={{cquote|You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it.|cite=Dark Helmet, ''Spaceballs''|col=black}} | |31={{cquote|You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it.|cite=Dark Helmet, ''Spaceballs''|col=black}} | ||
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|38={{cquote|My hair! He shot my hair! ...son of a bitch...|cite=Princess Vespa, ''Spaceballs''|col=blue}} | |38={{cquote|My hair! He shot my hair! ...son of a bitch...|cite=Princess Vespa, ''Spaceballs''|col=blue}} | ||
|39={{cquote|Would you care to repeat that, you son of a bitch?|cite=Android 16, ''DBZ Abridged''|col=#00ff00}} | |39={{cquote|Would you care to repeat that, you son of a bitch?|cite=Android 16, ''DBZ Abridged''|col=#00ff00}} | ||
|40={{cquote|Hey guys, you know what would be awesome? In ''Brawl'', if, like, they put in | |40={{cquote|Hey guys, you know what would be awesome? In ''Brawl'', if, like, they put in Cloud from ''Final Fantasy VII''?|cite=''Brawl Taunts''|col=blue}} | ||
|41={{cquote|This guy are sick.|cite=Aerith, ''Final Fantasy VII''|col=pink}} | |41={{cquote|This guy are sick.|cite=Aerith, ''Final Fantasy VII''|col=pink}} | ||
|42={{cquote|It's not about whether or not you're a human or an Exceed. We're all living beings and we have to do what is right. I'll be right beside you. There's nothing to be afraid of.|cite=Wendy Marvell, ''Fairy Tail''|col=#001f73}} | |42={{cquote|It's not about whether or not you're a human or an Exceed. We're all living beings and we have to do what is right. I'll be right beside you. There's nothing to be afraid of.|cite=Wendy Marvell, ''Fairy Tail''|col=#001f73}} | ||
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|83={{cquote|You top-hatted penis!|cite=Charriii5, ''Everything Wrong With Super Mario Odyssey in 11 Minutes''|col=red}} | |83={{cquote|You top-hatted penis!|cite=Charriii5, ''Everything Wrong With Super Mario Odyssey in 11 Minutes''|col=red}} | ||
|84={{cquote|Plankton: Ah, come on, kid. You asked me that already. Now quit wasting my time!<br>Mom: Hey, you can't talk to my son that way! Who do you think you are?<br>Plankton: I'm Plankton, you old hag. And your son smells like boogers.<br>Dad: Hey, you can't talk about my wife that way. What do you think this is?<br>Plankton: I think it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty, that's what it is.<br>Grandma: Hey, you can't talk to my grandson like that. Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital.<br>Plankton: Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, Grandma!|cite=20,000 Patties Under the Sea, ''SpongeBob SquarePants''|col=#679c77}} | |84={{cquote|Plankton: Ah, come on, kid. You asked me that already. Now quit wasting my time!<br>Mom: Hey, you can't talk to my son that way! Who do you think you are?<br>Plankton: I'm Plankton, you old hag. And your son smells like boogers.<br>Dad: Hey, you can't talk about my wife that way. What do you think this is?<br>Plankton: I think it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty, that's what it is.<br>Grandma: Hey, you can't talk to my grandson like that. Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital.<br>Plankton: Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, Grandma!|cite=20,000 Patties Under the Sea, ''SpongeBob SquarePants''|col=#679c77}} | ||
|85={{cquote|Are you fucking shitting all over both of my nuts?|cite=Dan's | |85={{cquote|Are you fucking shitting all over both of my nuts?|cite=Dan's reaction to Sheik being Zelda, ''Game Grumps''|col=orange}} | ||
|86={{cquote|Alvin: Wow, a real groupie! Just like other rock stars have!<br>Simon: Don't even think about it, Alvin. It's bestiality!<br>Theodore: It's against God's plan!<br>Alvin: Theodore, we're four-foot-high chipmunks. We're proof that God is dead!|cite=''Robot Chicken''|col=blue}} | |86={{cquote|Alvin: Wow, a real groupie! Just like other rock stars have!<br>Simon: Don't even think about it, Alvin. It's bestiality!<br>Theodore: It's against God's plan!<br>Alvin: Theodore, we're four-foot-high chipmunks. We're proof that God is dead!|cite=''Robot Chicken''|col=blue}} | ||
|87={{cquote|<center>In Spring, Man built a pillar.<br>In Summer, another.<br>Throughout Autumn they held.<br>But in Winter, one fell.</center>|cite=Anonymous|col=blue}} | |87={{cquote|<center>In Spring, Man built a pillar.<br>In Summer, another.<br>Throughout Autumn they held.<br>But in Winter, one fell.</center>|cite=Anonymous|col=blue}} | ||
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|114={{cquote|Sora, it's Sephiroth!|cite=Donald Duck, ''Kingdom Hearts II''|col=blue}} | |114={{cquote|Sora, it's Sephiroth!|cite=Donald Duck, ''Kingdom Hearts II''|col=blue}} | ||
|115={{cquote|That was undeniable proof that we totally owned you lamers.|cite=Seifer, ''Kingdom Hearts II''|col=blue}} | |115={{cquote|That was undeniable proof that we totally owned you lamers.|cite=Seifer, ''Kingdom Hearts II''|col=blue}} | ||
|116={{cquote|Riku is a sexy guy. He's just a sexy guy, and, uh, y'know, the gamer girls are really gonna like him.|cite= | |116={{cquote|Riku is a sexy guy. He's just a sexy guy, and, uh, y'know, the gamer girls are really gonna like him.|cite=David Gallagher|col=grey}} | ||
|117={{cquote|Cookie: What is this?<br>Helga: That would be lettuce.<br>Cookie: Lettuce? Lettuce?!<br>Helga: It's a vegetable, Cookie. The men need the four basic food groups.<br>Cookie: I got your four basic food groups! Beans, bacon, whiskey, and lard!|cite=''Atlantis: The Lost Empire''|col=#44bfc4}} | |117={{cquote|Cookie: What is this?<br>Helga: That would be lettuce.<br>Cookie: Lettuce? Lettuce?!<br>Helga: It's a vegetable, Cookie. The men need the four basic food groups.<br>Cookie: I got your four basic food groups! Beans, bacon, whiskey, and lard!|cite=''Atlantis: The Lost Empire''|col=#44bfc4}} | ||
|118={{cquote|I don't trust men.|cite=Rei Hino, ''Sailor Moon''|col=red}} | |118={{cquote|I don't trust men.|cite=Rei Hino, ''Sailor Moon''|col=red}} | ||
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|129={{cquote|Strangely enough, I'm starting to get used to people fleeing from me in a state of panic.|cite=Professor Layton, ''Professor Layton and the Unwound Future''|col=#3d2e23}} | |129={{cquote|Strangely enough, I'm starting to get used to people fleeing from me in a state of panic.|cite=Professor Layton, ''Professor Layton and the Unwound Future''|col=#3d2e23}} | ||
|130={{cquote|As a gentleman, I feel it is my duty to take one of these balloons.|cite=Luke Triton, ''Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box''|col=#4d6d74}} | |130={{cquote|As a gentleman, I feel it is my duty to take one of these balloons.|cite=Luke Triton, ''Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box''|col=#4d6d74}} | ||
|131={{cquote|Tackle life with as much energy as Goku! I'll try to do the same!|cite=Akira Toriyama|col=#fd8111}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | |131={{cquote|Tackle life with as much energy as Goku! I'll try to do the same!|cite=Akira Toriyama|col=#fd8111}} | ||
|132={{cquote|Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.|cite=GLaDOS, ''Portal 2''|col=orange}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | |||
| January 1 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Me|col=red}}|1={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Me|col=blue}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | | January 1 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Me|col=red}}|1={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Me|col=blue}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | ||
| February 14 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Me|col=#ff00b2}}|1={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Me|col=red}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | | February 14 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Me|col=#ff00b2}}|1={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Me|col=red}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | ||
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| “ | As a gentleman, I feel it is my duty to take one of these balloons. | ” |
| —Luke Triton, Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box | ||
