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|0={{cquote|The human sacrificed himself, to save the Pokémon. I pitted them against each other, but not until they set aside their differences did I see the true power they all share deep inside. I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.|cite=[[Mewtwo]], ''Mewtwo Strikes Back!''|col=#b08bb2}} | |0={{cquote|The human sacrificed himself, to save the Pokémon. I pitted them against each other, but not until they set aside their differences did I see the true power they all share deep inside. I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.|cite=[[Mewtwo]], ''Mewtwo Strikes Back!''|col=#b08bb2}} | ||
|1={{cquote|Would [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] please report to the security office? Sonic the Hedgehog, please report to the security office. We found your...uh...YOUR KEYS! Yes, that's it, we found your keys. No need to be ready for a trap, since we only want to return your keys!|cite=Dr. Eggman, ''Sonic Colors''|col=red}} | |1={{cquote|Would [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] please report to the security office? Sonic the Hedgehog, please report to the security office. We found your...uh...YOUR KEYS! Yes, that's it, we found your keys. No need to be ready for a trap, since we only want to return your keys!|cite=Dr. Eggman, ''Sonic Colors''|col=red}} | ||
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|125={{cquote|Nice guys like you shouldn't have bad days.|cite=Harley Quinn, ''Batman: The Animated Series''|col=red}} | |125={{cquote|Nice guys like you shouldn't have bad days.|cite=Harley Quinn, ''Batman: The Animated Series''|col=red}} | ||
|126={{cquote|Lisa: The defense is wrong!<br>Vinny: Are you sure?<br>Lisa: I'm positive.<br>Vinny: How could you be so sure?<br>Lisa: Because there is no way that these tire marks were made by a '64 Buick Skylark. These marks were made by a 1963 Pontiac Tempest.<br>Jim Trotter: Objection, Your Honor! Can we clarify to the court whether the witness is stating opinion or fact?<br>Judge Haller: This is your opinion?<br>Lisa: It is a fact!<br>Vinny: I find it hard to believe that this kind of information could be ascertained simply by looking at a picture!<br>Lisa: Would you like me to explain?<br>Vinny: I would love to hear this!<br>Judge Haller: ...So would I.<br>Lisa: The car that made these two equal-length tire marks had Positraction. Can't make those marks without Positraction, which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark!<br>Vinny: And why not? What is Positraction?<br>Lisa: It's a limited-slip differential which distributes power equally to both the right and left tires. The '64 Skylark had a regular differential, which, anyone who's been stuck in the mud in Alabama knows, you step on the gas, one tire spins, the other tire does nothin'.<br>Juror: That's right.<br>Vinny: Is that it?<br>Lisa: No, there's more. You see when the left tire mark goes up on the curb, and the right tire mark stays flat and even? Well, the '64 Skylark had a solid rear axle. So, when the left tire would go up on the curb, the right tire would tilt out and ride along its edge, but that didn't happen here, the tire mark stayed flat and even. This car had an independent rear suspension. Now, in the '60s, there were only two other cars made in America that had Positraction and independent rear suspension, and enough power to make these marks: one was the Corvette, which could never be confused with the Buick Skylark. The other had the same body length, height, width, weight, wheelbase, and wheel track as the '64 Skylark, and that was the 1963 Pontiac Tempest.<br>Vinny: And because both cars were made by GM, were both cars available in metallic mint-green paint?<br>Lisa: They were!<br>Vinny: Thank you, Ms. Vito! No more questions. Thank you very, very much. You've been a lovely [kisses her right hand] lovely [kisses her left hand] witness.|cite=''My Cousin Vinny''|col=3EB489}} | |126={{cquote|Lisa: The defense is wrong!<br>Vinny: Are you sure?<br>Lisa: I'm positive.<br>Vinny: How could you be so sure?<br>Lisa: Because there is no way that these tire marks were made by a '64 Buick Skylark. These marks were made by a 1963 Pontiac Tempest.<br>Jim Trotter: Objection, Your Honor! Can we clarify to the court whether the witness is stating opinion or fact?<br>Judge Haller: This is your opinion?<br>Lisa: It is a fact!<br>Vinny: I find it hard to believe that this kind of information could be ascertained simply by looking at a picture!<br>Lisa: Would you like me to explain?<br>Vinny: I would love to hear this!<br>Judge Haller: ...So would I.<br>Lisa: The car that made these two equal-length tire marks had Positraction. Can't make those marks without Positraction, which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark!<br>Vinny: And why not? What is Positraction?<br>Lisa: It's a limited-slip differential which distributes power equally to both the right and left tires. The '64 Skylark had a regular differential, which, anyone who's been stuck in the mud in Alabama knows, you step on the gas, one tire spins, the other tire does nothin'.<br>Juror: That's right.<br>Vinny: Is that it?<br>Lisa: No, there's more. You see when the left tire mark goes up on the curb, and the right tire mark stays flat and even? Well, the '64 Skylark had a solid rear axle. So, when the left tire would go up on the curb, the right tire would tilt out and ride along its edge, but that didn't happen here, the tire mark stayed flat and even. This car had an independent rear suspension. Now, in the '60s, there were only two other cars made in America that had Positraction and independent rear suspension, and enough power to make these marks: one was the Corvette, which could never be confused with the Buick Skylark. The other had the same body length, height, width, weight, wheelbase, and wheel track as the '64 Skylark, and that was the 1963 Pontiac Tempest.<br>Vinny: And because both cars were made by GM, were both cars available in metallic mint-green paint?<br>Lisa: They were!<br>Vinny: Thank you, Ms. Vito! No more questions. Thank you very, very much. You've been a lovely [kisses her right hand] lovely [kisses her left hand] witness.|cite=''My Cousin Vinny''|col=3EB489}} | ||
|127={{cquote|Pick a god and pray!|cite=Frederick, ''Fire Emblem Awakening''|col=#8596aa}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | |127={{cquote|Pick a god and pray!|cite=Frederick, ''Fire Emblem Awakening''|col=#8596aa}} | ||
|128={{cquote|Randall, please don't litter the village with puzzles. It's bad for the environment. And me.|cite=Professor Layton, ''Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask''|col=#3d2e23}} | |||
|129={{cquote|Strangely enough, I'm starting to get used to people fleeing from me in a state of panic.|cite=Professor Layton, ''Professor Layton and the Unwound Future''|col=#3d2e23}} | |||
|130={{cquote|As a gentleman, I feel it is my duty to take one of these balloons.|cite=Luke Triton, ''Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box''|col=#4d6d74}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | |||
| January 1 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Me|col=red}}|1={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Me|col=blue}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | | January 1 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Me|col=red}}|1={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Me|col=blue}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | ||
| February 14 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Me|col=#ff00b2}}|1={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Me|col=red}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | | February 14 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Me|col=#ff00b2}}|1={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Me|col=red}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | ||
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| “ | [Holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch] King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work? Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege. King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments. Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one. Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu... Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother... Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. Brother Maynard: Amen. All: Amen. King Arthur: Right. One... two... five! Galahad: Three, sir. King Arthur: Three! |
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| —Monty Python & the Holy Grail | ||
