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|0={{cquote|No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!|cite=[[Sonic the Hedgehog]], ''Sonic Colors''|col=blue}} | |0={{cquote|No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!|cite=[[Sonic the Hedgehog]], ''Sonic Colors''|col=blue}} | ||
|1={{cquote|There's no puzzle without a solution.|cite=[[wikipedia:Professor Hershel Layton|Professor Layton]]|col=#504030}} | |1={{cquote|There's no puzzle without a solution.|cite=[[wikipedia:Professor Hershel Layton|Professor Layton]]|col=#504030}} | ||
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|24={{cquote|A picture is worth a thousand words, but it only takes three to paint it vividly: I love you.|cite=My girlfriend|col=pink}} | |24={{cquote|A picture is worth a thousand words, but it only takes three to paint it vividly: I love you.|cite=My girlfriend|col=pink}} | ||
|25={{cquote|Floor ice cream gives you health!|cite=[[Pit]], ''Kid Icarus: Uprising''|col=blue}} | |25={{cquote|Floor ice cream gives you health!|cite=[[Pit]], ''Kid Icarus: Uprising''|col=blue}} | ||
|26={{cquote|Shazamitylam!|cite={{ | |26={{cquote|Shazamitylam!|cite={{iw|icaruspedia|Pyrrhon}}, ''Kid Icarus: Uprising''|col=orange}} | ||
|27={{cquote|"Absolutely, Lady Palutena." You're such a yes man, Pit. Good thing you're so cute.|cite=[[Phosphora]], ''Kid Icarus: Uprising''|col=blue}} | |27={{cquote|"Absolutely, Lady Palutena." You're such a yes man, Pit. Good thing you're so cute.|cite=[[Phosphora]], ''Kid Icarus: Uprising''|col=blue}} | ||
|28={{cquote|THIS is how you enjoy a hot spring! Step one: breathe deep. Step two: clear mind. Step three: remove pants.|cite=[[Pit]], ''Kid Icarus: Uprising''|col=blue}} | |28={{cquote|THIS is how you enjoy a hot spring! Step one: breathe deep. Step two: clear mind. Step three: remove pants.|cite=[[Pit]], ''Kid Icarus: Uprising''|col=blue}} | ||
|29={{cquote|Smash is for making friends. Mario Party is for losing them.|cite=Me|col=blue}} | |29={{cquote|Smash is for making friends. Mario Party is for losing them.|cite=Me|col=blue}} | ||
|30={{cquote|Descole? You don't mean Mr I-Like-to-Wreck-Things-with-Mechanical-Monsters-and-Dress-Up-as-Posh-Ladies Descole?|cite=[[wikipedia:List of Professor Layton characters#Emmy Altava|Emmy Altava]], ''{{ | |30={{cquote|Descole? You don't mean Mr I-Like-to-Wreck-Things-with-Mechanical-Monsters-and-Dress-Up-as-Posh-Ladies Descole?|cite=[[wikipedia:List of Professor Layton characters#Emmy Altava|Emmy Altava]], ''{{iw|wikipedia|Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy}}''|col=#cfbd38}} | ||
|31={{cquote|Ryu turns into a Shoryuken and blasts around the stage damaging players.|cite=The [[mariowiki:Main Page|MarioWiki]]'s original description for the [[Shin Shoryuken]] (before [https://www.mariowiki.com/index.php?title=Final_Smash&diff=prev&oldid=1855710 I fixed it])|col=blue}} | |31={{cquote|Ryu turns into a Shoryuken and blasts around the stage damaging players.|cite=The [[mariowiki:Main Page|MarioWiki]]'s original description for the [[Shin Shoryuken]] (before [https://www.mariowiki.com/index.php?title=Final_Smash&diff=prev&oldid=1855710 I fixed it])|col=blue}} | ||
|32={{cquote|In Fire Emblem: Awakening, Lucina could inherit useful skills from her parents that made her a better unit. Unfortunately, the only thing she inherited in this game was Marth's severe nerfs, which prevents her from effectively finishing opponents early.|cite={{s|user|Dovahchief}}'s description of {{SSB4|Lucina}}|col=blue}} | |32={{cquote|In Fire Emblem: Awakening, Lucina could inherit useful skills from her parents that made her a better unit. Unfortunately, the only thing she inherited in this game was Marth's severe nerfs, which prevents her from effectively finishing opponents early.|cite={{s|user|Dovahchief}}'s description of {{SSB4|Lucina}}|col=blue}} | ||
|33={{cquote|Well, okay, I am impressed. Such a teeny little angel defeating such a big, bad god of the Underworld. Why, [[Pit]]ty, that must make you the most powerful [[Nintendo]] character of all time. I'm actually rather proud of you. 8-bit Pit would've never made it this far. But don't worry, I'm not going to tear up the credits again, the game really IS over... Which is why I'm here to delete your save data! ONE, TWO, THREE, GONE!!! ...Noooo, I'm just messing with you, buddy. Settle down! Your save's, oh, er, safe. I can't, I don't even have a body anymore. Couldn't delete a save file if I wanted to. I'm not even sure if I can be resurrected in this state. There's the real tragedy. This dashing physique, this literally GODLY body, is gone forever. Ladies everywhere are no doubt weeping as we speak. Your fault! Oh well, I'll figure something out. I have, what, 25 years for the next sequel? Anyhoo! Anywho, you can always revisit me and other...friends...in the chapters you've beat. You could play battles over and over again like a favorite book, or a broken record. Oh! And if the mood strikes you, throw some hearts into the {{ | |33={{cquote|Well, okay, I am impressed. Such a teeny little angel defeating such a big, bad god of the Underworld. Why, [[Pit]]ty, that must make you the most powerful [[Nintendo]] character of all time. I'm actually rather proud of you. 8-bit Pit would've never made it this far. But don't worry, I'm not going to tear up the credits again, the game really IS over... Which is why I'm here to delete your save data! ONE, TWO, THREE, GONE!!! ...Noooo, I'm just messing with you, buddy. Settle down! Your save's, oh, er, safe. I can't, I don't even have a body anymore. Couldn't delete a save file if I wanted to. I'm not even sure if I can be resurrected in this state. There's the real tragedy. This dashing physique, this literally GODLY body, is gone forever. Ladies everywhere are no doubt weeping as we speak. Your fault! Oh well, I'll figure something out. I have, what, 25 years for the next sequel? Anyhoo! Anywho, you can always revisit me and other...friends...in the chapters you've beat. You could play battles over and over again like a favorite book, or a broken record. Oh! And if the mood strikes you, throw some hearts into the {{iw|icaruspedia|Fiend's Cauldron}}, hard, spice up the difficulty of a level and commend you some sweet rewards! And because I'm not a sore loser, I unlocked [[icaruspedia:Boss Battles|Boss Battle Mode]] for you. So here's to ''{{iw|icaruspedia|Kid Icarus: Uprising}}'', my new favorite game of all time! Thanks for playing! Hades, out!|cite={{iw|icaruspedia|Hades}}, ''Kid Icarus: Uprising''|col=blue}} | ||
|34={{cquote|You can erase the files, but not the fear.|cite=''Luigi's Mansion''|col=black}} | |34={{cquote|You can erase the files, but not the fear.|cite=''Luigi's Mansion''|col=black}} | ||
|35={{cquote|[http://supersmashbros.fandom.com/wiki/Smashpedia If people want a wiki to treat as a joke...]|cite=My thoughts on vandalism|col=blue}} | |35={{cquote|[http://supersmashbros.fandom.com/wiki/Smashpedia If people want a wiki to treat as a joke...]|cite=My thoughts on vandalism|col=blue}} | ||
|36={{cquote|You want a quote here? Well, too bad! Oh, wait... shit.|cite={{s|user|Air Conditioner}}|col=blue}} | |36={{cquote|You want a quote here? Well, too bad! Oh, wait... shit.|cite={{s|user|Air Conditioner}}|col=blue}} | ||
|37={{cquote|If one waits after the credits sequence for a while, {{ | |37={{cquote|If one waits after the credits sequence for a while, {{iw|icaruspedia|Hades}}' soul will begin speaking to the player, shattering what remains of the fourth wall.|cite=What happens at the very end of ''Kid Icarus: Uprising''<br>(as described by [[icaruspedia:Main Page|the Kid Icarus Wiki]])|col=blue}} | ||
|38={{cquote|Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.<br>Lone Starr: Well, what does that make us?<br>Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing.|cite=''Spaceballs''|col=blue}} | |38={{cquote|Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.<br>Lone Starr: Well, what does that make us?<br>Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing.|cite=''Spaceballs''|col=blue}} | ||
|39={{cquote|You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it.|cite=Dark Helmet, ''Spaceballs''|col=black}} | |39={{cquote|You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it.|cite=Dark Helmet, ''Spaceballs''|col=black}} | ||
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|95={{cquote|Mikisugi: Mrs. Mankanshoku, would you care to snack on my {{rollover|Slim Jim|referring to his glowing dick|y}}? It's extra spicy.<br>Mr. Mankanshoku: If she's not gonna have {{rollover|it|referring to food|y}}, I will.|cite=''Kill la Kill'' bloopers|col=red}} | |95={{cquote|Mikisugi: Mrs. Mankanshoku, would you care to snack on my {{rollover|Slim Jim|referring to his glowing dick|y}}? It's extra spicy.<br>Mr. Mankanshoku: If she's not gonna have {{rollover|it|referring to food|y}}, I will.|cite=''Kill la Kill'' bloopers|col=red}} | ||
|96={{cquote|We're not just doing this for money! We're doing it for a SHITLOAD of money!!|cite=Lone Starr, ''Spaceballs''|col=blue}} | |96={{cquote|We're not just doing this for money! We're doing it for a SHITLOAD of money!!|cite=Lone Starr, ''Spaceballs''|col=blue}} | ||
|97={{cquote|Dark Helmet: Have you found them yet?<br>Corporal: No, Lord Helmet, they're still not on the scanner.<br>Dark Helmet: Well, keep looking for them.<br>Colonel Sandurz: Pardon me, sir. I have an idea. Corporal, get me the video cassette of ''Spaceballs: the Movie''.<br>Corporal: Yes, sir. *searches a Mr. Rental shelf full of {{ | |97={{cquote|Dark Helmet: Have you found them yet?<br>Corporal: No, Lord Helmet, they're still not on the scanner.<br>Dark Helmet: Well, keep looking for them.<br>Colonel Sandurz: Pardon me, sir. I have an idea. Corporal, get me the video cassette of ''Spaceballs: the Movie''.<br>Corporal: Yes, sir. *searches a Mr. Rental shelf full of {{iw|wikipedia|Mel Brooks}} films* ''{{iw|wikipedia|The Producers|1967 film}}'', ''[[wikipedia:The Twelve Chairs (1970 film)|Twelve Chairs]]'', ''{{iw|wikipedia|Blazing Saddles}}'', ''{{iw|wikipedia|Young Frankenstein}}''...<br>Dark Helmet: Colonel Sandurz, may I speak with you, please?<br>Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir!<br>Dark Helmet: How can there be a cassette of ''Spaceballs: the Movie''? We're still in the middle of making it!<br>Colonel Sandurz: Well, that's true, sir, but there's been a new breakthrough in home video marketing.<br>Dark Helmet: There has?<br>Colonel Sandurz: Yes! Instant cassettes. They're out in stores before the movie is finished!<br>Dark Helmet: ...Nah!<br>Corporal: Here it is, sir! ''Spaceballs''!<br>Colonel Sandurz: Good work, Corporal, punch it up!<br>*Corporal puts in tape and it shows an F.B.I. Anti-Piracy warning*<br>Colonel Sandurz: That's much too early. Prepare to fast-forward!<br>Corporal: Preparing to fast-forward.<br>Colonel Sandurz: Fast-forward!<br>Corporal: Fast-forwarding, sir!<br>*Corporal fast-forwards to the part where Dark Helmet has ignored Sandurz' warning to sit down and buckle up that leads to him denting his helmet severely*<br>Dark Helmet: No no no, go past this, past this part. In fact, never play this again.<br>Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop.<br>*Corporal stops the tape, then Dark Helmet and Sandurz come across an image of themselves viewing the screen. As they react, the screen mimics what they are doing.*<br>Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!<br>Colonel Sandurz: "Now." You're looking at "now," sir. Everything that happens now is happening "now."<br>Dark Helmet: What happened to "then"?<br>Colonel Sandurz: We passed "then."<br>Dark Helmet: When?<br>Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at "now," now.<br>Dark Helmet: Go back to "then"!<br>Colonel Sandurz: When?<br>Dark Helmet: Now!<br>Colonel Sandurz: Now?<br>Dark Helmet: Now!<br>Colonel Sandurz: I can't.<br>Dark Helmet: Why?!<br>Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.<br>Dark Helmet: When?!<br>Colonel Sandurz: Just now.<br>Dark Helmet: ...When will "then" be "now"?<br>Colonel Sandurz: Soon.<br>Dark Helmet: How soon?<br>*Corporal rewinds the tape back to a scene showing protagonists wandering in desert*<br>Corporal: Sir!<br>Dark Helmet: What?!<br>Corporal: We have identified their location.<br>Dark Helmet: Where?!<br>Corporal: It's the moon of Vega!<br>Colonel Sandurz: Good work, set a course and prepare for our arrival!<br>Dark Helmet: When?!<br>Corporal: 1900 hours, sir!<br>Colonel Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow, they will be our prisoners!<br>Dark Helmet: WHO?!!|cite=''Spaceballs''|col=black}} | ||
|98={{cquote|Lucius: Honey?<br>Honey: What?<br>Lucius: Where is my supersuit?<br>Honey: What?<br>Lucius: Where is my supersuit?!<br>Honey: I, uh, put it away.<br>Lucius: Where?!<br>Honey: Why do you need to know?<br>Lucius: I need it!<br>Honey: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off to doing no derrin'-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!<br>Lucius: The public is in danger!<br>Honey: My evening's in danger!<br>Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!<br>Honey: "Greater good"? I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!|cite=''The Incredibles''|col=cyan}} | |98={{cquote|Lucius: Honey?<br>Honey: What?<br>Lucius: Where is my supersuit?<br>Honey: What?<br>Lucius: Where is my supersuit?!<br>Honey: I, uh, put it away.<br>Lucius: Where?!<br>Honey: Why do you need to know?<br>Lucius: I need it!<br>Honey: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off to doing no derrin'-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!<br>Lucius: The public is in danger!<br>Honey: My evening's in danger!<br>Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!<br>Honey: "Greater good"? I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!|cite=''The Incredibles''|col=cyan}} | ||
|99={{cquote|Randall: Where is it, you little one-eyed cretin?!<br>Mike: Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.|cite=''Monsters Inc.''|col=blue}} | |99={{cquote|Randall: Where is it, you little one-eyed cretin?!<br>Mike: Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.|cite=''Monsters Inc.''|col=blue}} | ||
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|128={{cquote|Dearly beloved, we be gathered here today...to nail yer gizzards to the mast, yer poxy cur!|cite=Hector Barbossa, ''Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End''|col=black}} | |128={{cquote|Dearly beloved, we be gathered here today...to nail yer gizzards to the mast, yer poxy cur!|cite=Hector Barbossa, ''Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End''|col=black}} | ||
|129={{cquote|Sheila: Young man, you will tell Mr. Mackey this INSTANT where you heard all these horrible phrases!<br>Kyle: I... I...<br>Stan: We can't tell you, we all took a sacred oath and swore ourselves to secrecy!<br>Cartman: It was the Terrance & Phillip movie.<br>Stan: Dude!<br>Cartman: What? Fuck you guys, I wanna get out of here.|cite=''South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut''|col=red}} | |129={{cquote|Sheila: Young man, you will tell Mr. Mackey this INSTANT where you heard all these horrible phrases!<br>Kyle: I... I...<br>Stan: We can't tell you, we all took a sacred oath and swore ourselves to secrecy!<br>Cartman: It was the Terrance & Phillip movie.<br>Stan: Dude!<br>Cartman: What? Fuck you guys, I wanna get out of here.|cite=''South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut''|col=red}} | ||
|130={{cquote|Phineas: Oh, look at this! It's like a spoon and a fork together! What would you even call that?<br>Ferb: In the UK, they call that a "foon".<br>Buford: They do not!| | |130={{cquote|Phineas: Oh, look at this! It's like a spoon and a fork together! What would you even call that?<br>Ferb: In the UK, they call that a "foon".<br>Buford: They do not!|cite=''Phineas and Ferb''|col=#31b534}} | ||
|131={{cquote|After many tireless hours of measuring their weight, shape, texture, color, density, buoyancy, impact resistance, taste, stackability, uniformality, packability, sturdiness, temperature, bounciness, and texture, the inspector can safely conclude that yep, these are some bricks, alright.|cite=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohtZqIM0hHk How It's Actually Made - Bricks]| | |131={{cquote|After many tireless hours of measuring their weight, shape, texture, color, density, buoyancy, impact resistance, taste, stackability, uniformality, packability, sturdiness, temperature, bounciness, and texture, the inspector can safely conclude that yep, these are some bricks, alright.|cite=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohtZqIM0hHk How It's Actually Made - Bricks]|col=#a85430}} | ||
|132={{cquote|Our top story, a monkey was arrested today when he started throwing lit feces at zoo employees. Three of the zoo employees were rushed to the hospital with turd debris burns.|cite=Colin Mochrie, ''Whose Line Is It Anyway?''|col=red}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | |||
| January 1 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=red}}|1={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=blue}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | | January 1 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=red}}|1={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=blue}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | ||
| February 14 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=#ff00b2}}|1={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=red}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | | February 14 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=#ff00b2}}|1={{cquote|Happy Valentine's Day!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=red}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | ||
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