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|0={{cquote|No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!|cite=[[Sonic the Hedgehog]], ''Sonic Colors''|col=blue}} | |0={{cquote|No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!|cite=[[Sonic the Hedgehog]], ''Sonic Colors''|col=blue}} | ||
|1={{cquote|There's no puzzle without a solution.|cite=[[wikipedia:Professor Hershel Layton|Professor Layton]]|col=blue}} | |1={{cquote|There's no puzzle without a solution.|cite=[[wikipedia:Professor Hershel Layton|Professor Layton]]|col=blue}} | ||
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|176={{cquote|Alvin: Wow, a real groupie! Just like other rock stars have!<br>Simon: Don't even think about it, Alvin. It's bestiality!<br>Theodore: It's against God's plan!<br>Alvin: Theodore, we're four-foot-high chipmunks. We're proof that God is dead!|cite=''Robot Chicken''|col=blue}} | |176={{cquote|Alvin: Wow, a real groupie! Just like other rock stars have!<br>Simon: Don't even think about it, Alvin. It's bestiality!<br>Theodore: It's against God's plan!<br>Alvin: Theodore, we're four-foot-high chipmunks. We're proof that God is dead!|cite=''Robot Chicken''|col=blue}} | ||
|177={{cquote|<center>In Spring, Man built a pillar.<br>In Summer, another.<br>Throughout Autumn they held.<br>But in Winter, one fell.</center>|cite=Anonymous|col=blue}} | |177={{cquote|<center>In Spring, Man built a pillar.<br>In Summer, another.<br>Throughout Autumn they held.<br>But in Winter, one fell.</center>|cite=Anonymous|col=blue}} | ||
|178={{cquote|Gwen: Max, will you quit being such a shit today?<br>Max: What are you gonna do, "Mom"? Send me to a summer camp where you don't have to deal with me?<br>Gwen: Ooh, that is an ironclad comeback.|cite=''Camp Camp''|col=green}} | |178={{cquote|Gwen: Damnit, Max, will you quit being such a shit today?<br>Max: What are you gonna do, "Mom"? Send me to a summer camp where you don't have to deal with me?<br>Gwen: Ooh, that is an ironclad comeback.|cite=''Camp Camp''|col=green}} | ||
|179={{cquote|One life touches many others, Bear. We should make sure that each life we touch, we touch in as positive a way as we can.|cite=Luna, ''Bear in the Big Blue House''|col=#e3cca3}} | |179={{cquote|One life touches many others, Bear. We should make sure that each life we touch, we touch in as positive a way as we can.|cite=Luna, ''Bear in the Big Blue House''|col=#e3cca3}} | ||
|180={{cquote|We had so many...plans for the future. Do you remember, Hershel? I'll...I'll miss you...and our...unwound future.|cite=Claire, ''Professor Layton and the Unwound Future''|col=#825d35}} | |180={{cquote|We had so many...plans for the future. Do you remember, Hershel? I'll...I'll miss you...and our...unwound future.|cite=Claire, ''Professor Layton and the Unwound Future''|col=#825d35}} | ||
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|192={{cquote|All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!|cite=Cave Johnson, ''Portal 2''|col=yellow}} | |192={{cquote|All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!|cite=Cave Johnson, ''Portal 2''|col=yellow}} | ||
|193={{cquote|I don't know...my mind tends to wander when ball-shaped things are involved.|cite=Josuke Higashikata, ''JoJo's Bizarre Adventure''|col=#515582}} | |193={{cquote|I don't know...my mind tends to wander when ball-shaped things are involved.|cite=Josuke Higashikata, ''JoJo's Bizarre Adventure''|col=#515582}} | ||
|194={{cquote|You will receive an Identity Disk. Everything you do or learn will be imprinted on this disk. If you lose your disk or fail to follow commands, you will be subject to immediate deresolution.|cite=Sark, ''Tron''|col=red}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | |194={{cquote|You will receive an Identity Disk. Everything you do or learn will be imprinted on this disk. If you lose your disk or fail to follow commands, you will be subject to immediate deresolution.|cite=Sark, ''Tron''|col=red}} | ||
|195={{cquote|Say, fellas, did somebody mention the Door to Darkness?|cite=Mickey Mouse, ''Kingdom Hearts II''|col=black}} | |||
|196={{cquote|Back off! I only bully Neil on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and nondenominational holidays. I understand he celebrates the Sabbath.|cite=Nurf, ''Camp Camp''|col=#3c5200}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | |||
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| “ | Haha! You were laboring under the misapprehension that this is "butter"! Fuck you, it's margarine! | ” |
| —A bootlegged "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" | ||
