Forum:Mario vs. Dr. Mario vs. Luigi. Who's the best?
Luigi is the best, he is agile and good at jumping and has fire jump punch. He also has both vertical and horisontal recovery. There only problem is that he can't do both at the same time :-(. Dr. Mario is the worst because he's so fat that he's slow. Tuth the tough Mii You got owned! Visit Mint Brick Wiki!
I find it highly amusing that you make this after adamantly saying that there are no tiers... Clarinet Hawk (talk · contributions) 23:29, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
Well, the history of who is better is actually profoundly rooted in the Celtic tradition of drinking a lot of beer, sacrificing exceedingly large quantities of Peeps (around 7.4652 * 10^14 (YOWZAH That's a Big Number!!!)), and then putting a virgin to death so that your rock band can make it big but oops she's not a virgin because she's Megan Fox. Humorous anecdote #1: turns out that she was given a Chozo Power Suit, and now fights crime at the behest of the Office of Drugs, Prostitutes, and Exceedingly Hairy Yeti Control on the Isle of Avalon in southeastern Sarajevo. Antway the Celts really all just collectively, as a race, wanted to be doctors. But after they were visited by mustached men they realized that they also wanted to be Italian (and thereby, plumbers, see page for a detailed explanation of why). But, due to teen angst issues, a breakout of herpes, mass media, globalization, the decline of Egyptian cotton prices (Humorous anecdote #2: the decline of Egyptian cotton prices also led to a series of Irish famines culminating in the consumption of leather shoes and Boris Yeltson), McDonald's replacing the double cheese burger with the folly that is the McDouble (Humorous anecdotes #3: the cause of all famines aside from Irish potato famines and Rosie O'Donnell not having second breakfast (Sub-Humorous anecdote #3: she is, in fact, a hobbit with gigantism) is the removal of that single beef patty from the McDouble on the McDonald's dollar menu), and the extinction of several species of finch that, instead of having beaks as Darwin predicted, instead were given by evolution rabbit's feet, some of these Celts decided they wanted to be just plain mustached Italians. So, the battle between the Celts who wanted to be Italians, and the Celts who wanted to be Italians and doctors began, leading to the invention of trench warfare and the crossbow bolt. So, who's better? I dunno. You'll have to find out for yourself. But that's the backstory. 13375poolR (talk) 03:11, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
Doc wins HANDS DOWN!!!!! Doc is the strongest and the best combo builder out of the 3. And Tuth, Doc is not fat and slow, Where u at?! Doc King (talk) 15:52, June 5, 2010 (UTC)
Read the tier list guys. I just think Dr. Mario is way better than the other 2.--Megatron1 (talk) 16:04, June 5, 2010 (UTC)
