John
A John is a blanket term used to "justify" an event occuring in a Smash Bros. game, such as losing, missing a recovery, or narrowly losing a match, among others. It can be considered roughly equivalent to the word "excuse".
Origin
The term "No Johns" was started by the Crystal city crew from Texas and came about from a member named John that would make excuses for every loss he had. The term "Johning" became commonplace in the community, as others grew tired of his excuses, thus coining the term.
As a result of the escalating use of "Johns" in the Smash community, the phrase "No Johns" has received equal popularity, often as a retort to players who use "Johns".
In Europe
In Sweden, the term "Yuna" can be used interchangeably with "John", here referring to the Smasher, Yuna, who has the same habit. It's most commonly said in pseudo-Swedish, "Inga Yunas".
In Spain, there are a lot of synonyms to the term "John". It is commonly overheard "No Veyrons" (especially in northern Spain) or "No Joshis" (more common in the south). This is because of Veyron, a Catalonian smasher, and Joshi, an Andalusian smasher.
In Italy, for a certain period of time, the expression "No Dems" was used, referring to Dem-Long, a player from Florence who didn't pass pools in a tournament in June 2006; his supposed reason, that his hands were too cold, has become a small inside joke in Italy.
In Germany, a counterpart evolved: "No Stacos", which leads back to the player Staco. Staco was known in the German community for frequently using excuses both for victories and losses, often claiming he could have done better. While Staco later left the competitive game, the phrase is still commonly used. As an extra in written form, especially on the Smash World Forums, the digit sequence "<<" was established by him, stressing his disapproval when something was not in his favor; the sequence is called kleiner als kleiner als, which, in German, roughly translates to "less than less than".
