King Dedede

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Hammer Time

Hammer Time is the time that immediately follows Chico Time. Not to be confused with Its Clobberin Time.

How to summon MC Hammer

Repeat the following as many times as it takes:

Can't touch this Can’t touch this Can't touch this Can’t touch this

My, my, my, my music hits me so hard Makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet Feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known