Let us win, but if we cannot win, let us break a few heads. —Falmouth Falcons
Toomai
ToomaiYoshi.png
Character info
Smash 64 mains Yoshi, Random
Brawl mains Yoshi, Random
Personal and other info
Birth date (age 35)
Location Carleton University, ON Canada
Miscellaneous info
Skill Other Top of non-competitive supertier

General Stuff

Since I've never played Smash Bros. offline with anyone near my skill level, I have no idea how good I really am. (Attempting to judge my skill by my online play is ridiculous at best.) However, as a point of comparision, here is a list of other video-game things I've accomplished:

  • I've cleared the 1P Game of SSB64 on Very Hard (albeit with 5 stock), a run that included earning No Damage versus Master Hand.
  • I've beaten Events 50 and 51 in SSBM with every character.
  • I've collected all trophies in SSBM (that can be obtained without hacking).
  • I've cleared the Subspace Emissary 100% on Hard without stickers.
  • I've cleared the Subspace Emissary on Intense.
  • I've earned all 120/150 Stars in SM64/SM64DS twice (each).
  • I've earned all the Stars in SMG and SMG2.
  • I'm 550-183 in MKDS online without snaking (that's ~75%), as well as being a triple star.
  • I've a Vs Rating of over 8000 in MK Wii, with a Battle Rating of over 7500. I'm also a triple star.
  • I'm 1422-708 in MK7 online (VR near 5200), and also a triple star.
  • I can beat Banjo-Kazooie 100% in under 5 and a half hours without dying (without a strategy).
  • I can beat Banjo-Tooie 100% without a Turbo controller.
  • I own The Legend Of Zelda: Collector's Edition and have beaten three of the four full games it contains.
  • I've beaten Metroid Prime and MP2: Echoes on Hard, with 100% on each. (GCN versions)
  • I've beaten the Elite 4 in Pokémon Pearl with a team of around level 47.

Other Stuff

  • It's pronounced "two-may", not "two-my". Not that it really matters.
  • None of the quotes at the top of this page are just throw-ins. They all have some sort of meaning. (Although sometimes that meaning is just "Toomai has a sense of humour".)
  • People on the IRC tend to call me "toom". It bugs me for no particular reason.
  • My "away" name on the IRC, "IAmOot", has nothing to do with Ocarina of Time. It's more of a combination of a Canadian joke and a lucky reversal.
  • I don't call myself "The Table Designer" for nothing. Character matchups? Tier lists? Competency charts? Moveset tables? All my creations; everything else is a derivative. I'll do some table work for you if you ask, but don't expect me to feel forced to do it.

Game list/history

" " indicates I own the game. " " indicates I do not but have played it. Anything else means that I don't own the game but one of my family members do (listed as code name). The "Gut" column displays my instinctual feeling of the game in general (no long thought-out reviews or calculated scores or anything).

Game System Owned/Rented Gut
Super Smash Bros. N64   71
Super Smash Bros. Melee GCN   93
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Wii   97
Super Mario Bros. VC   70
Super Mario World VC   70
Super Mario 64 N64   73
Super Mario 64 DS DS   82
New Super Mario Bros. DS Kid-Bob 77
Super Mario Galaxy Wii   92
New Super Mario Bros. Wii Wii   84
Super Mario Galaxy 2 Wii   94
Super Mario 3D Land 3DS   83
Paper Mario N64   79
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door GCN   86
Super Paper Mario Wii   85
Bowser's Inside Story DS   90
Luigi's Mansion GCN   72
Super Mario Kart VC   62
Mario Kart 64 N64   78
Mario Kart Super Circuit GBA   71
Mario Kart Double Dash GCN   80
Mario Kart DS DS   90
Mario Kart Wii Wii   91
Mario Kart 7 3DS   87
Mario Golf N64   74
Mario Golf Toadstool Tour GCN   76
Mario Tennis N64   85
Mario Power Tennis GCN   82
Mario Superstar Baseball GCN   78
Super Mario Strikers GCN   80
Mario Strikers Charged Wii   86
Mario Sports Mix Wii   72
Mario Party N64   74
Mario Party 2 N64   72
Mario Party 3 N64   77
Mario Party 4 GCN   69
Mario Party 5 GCN   79
Yoshi's Island GBA   93
Yoshi's Story N64   64
Yoshi's Island DS DS   87
Diddy Kong Racing N64   78
Donkey Kong Country Returns Wii   83
Banjo-Kazooie N64   91
Banjo-Tooie N64   91
The Legend Of Zelda GCN   78
The Adventure Of Link GCN   58
A Link To The Past VC   79
Ocarina Of Time GCN   86
Majora's Mask GCN   87
The Wind Waker GCN   88
Twilight Princess Wii   85
Phantom Hourglass DS Aranel 78
Spirit Tracks DS Aranel
Skyward Sword Wii   85
Metroid Prime GCN   80
Metroid Prime 2: Echoes GCN   79
Metroid Prime 3: Corruption Wii   81
Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards VC   74
Kirby Canvas Curse DS Kid-Bob 71
Kirby Squeak Squad DS Kid-Bob 78
Kirby Super Star Ultra DS Kid-Bob 85
Kirby's Return to Dreamland Wii   89
Pokémon XD: Gale Of Darkness GCN   68
Pokémon Diamond DS Aranel 76
Pokémon Pearl DS   76
Pikmin GCN   74
Punch-Out!! Wii   88
Tetris DS DS Aranel 82
Tetris Axis 3DS   78
Meteos DS   88
de Blob Wii   86
de Blob 2 Wii   86
Rayman Raving Rabbids Wii   61
Final Fantasy III DS Aranel
Final Fantasy IV DS Aranel
Fortune Street Wii   71
Wii Sports Wii   66
Wii Sports Resort Wii   68
Lego Star Wars GCN   80
Lego Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy GCN   84
NHL 2K10 Wii  
Team Fortress 2 PC   88
Portal PC   78
Portal 2 PC   87

Friend codes

Incomplete currently.

SSBB 4081-5247-2514
3DS 4382-2548-1945
Glimmergarage (Mario Kart 7 community) 45-6512-1181-1168

Userboxes

Toomai
                                           
Dispute Handling 30%    
Smash Skill 70%    
Smash Knowledge 95%    
Spelling/Grammar 95%    
Typing Speed 80%    
Wikipresence 100%  
Wikiskill 90%    
Basic Attributes
Admin Of Admins This user is a bureaucrat.
Big Cheese This user is an admin.
Controller Of Zed This user has rollback.
Firewall This user is immune to Flame attacks.
I R Seeing You This user uses the IRC.
Icy Head This user cannot use Flame attacks.
Mr. Vulcan This user's Logic attacks deal 33% more damage.
Notoriety This user is a significant contributor.
Photographer This user can upload screenshots.
Polygon Team This user can create 3D imagery.
Rasterizer This user can create .png images.
Respectability This user cannot use Troll attacks.
Rock Head This user is immune to Troll attacks.
Vectorizer This user can create .svgs.
Other Attributes
Arena Zebra This user runs the Smash Arena.
By The Numbers This user attempts to define everything in terms of predictability and definite values.
Creative Breeze This user can easily create names, nomenclatures, systems, and symbols.
Data Miner This user has Project Smash Attack, BrawlBox, and OpenSA2.
Iconic This user has produced various sets of icons.
Leek Power This user is part of the Smash Lab.
Overcautious Every time one of this user's talk page posts is in the Review phase,
there is a 66.7% chance it will be overthought and discarded.
Shut Up Maggots This user knows it's not your fault but still loathes you
when you edit something a minute before he does.
Strength Of Opinion This user's opinion is often nonexistant and/or immutable.
Tabulated Gridiron This user makes useful and cool tables.
 
  LADIES & GENTS! Come to the Smash Arena and vote on Round 132: Bayonetta vs. Sora!  
File:Icon-mario.gif This user is the big cheese.
File:Icon-luigi.gif This user is tall and skinny.
  This user believes that a Smasher once is a Smasher forever.
File:Icon-peach.gif This user couldn't care less about "fashion" or what's "in".
File:Icon-bowser.gif This user is persistent, albeit slow.
File:Icon-yoshi.gif This user was the first smasher to see the North American Brawl commercial.
File:Icon-wario.gif This user is ugly and doesn't care in the least.
File:Icon-donkeykong.gif This user does not like ties.
File:Icon-diddykong.gif This user believes that Banjo and Kazooie deserve to be Smashers.
File:Icon-link.gif This user never got why people think OoT is amongst the best games of all time.
  This user drinks a lot of milk.
File:Icon-toonlink.gif This user has Asperger's Syndrome.
File:Icon-zelda.gif This user has two distinct personalities.
File:Icon-sheik.gif This user has a nonzero amount of ninja.
File:Icon-ganondorf.gif This user believes that "darkness" and "shadow" are two different things.
File:Icon-samus.gif This user tells it like it is.
File:Icon-zerosuitsamus.gif This user is probably not thinking what you are thinking.
File:Icon-kirby.gif This user doesn't give a crap about whether a game is "kiddy" or "family-friendly".
File:Icon-metaknight.gif This user has never played in a tournament.
File:Icon-kingdedede.gif This user is a CFL fan.
File:Icon-fox.gif Only this user has the brains to rule here.
File:Icon-falco.gif This user thinks a cloned Final Smash is the worst possible insult to a character.
File:Icon-wolf.gif This user has never played a game he thinks he couldn't improve.
File:Icon-pikachu.gif This user is super effective.
File:Icon-jigglypuff.gif This user has an extremely powerful musical memory.
  This user would have put all five dropped characters in Brawl.
  This user is the original, not the duplicate.
File:Icon-pokemontrainer.gif This user has some of them that can be shown to you.
File:Icon-squirtle.gif This user is an NHL fan.
File:Icon-ivysaur.gif This user hates the outdoors.
File:Icon-charizard.gif This user blames tiers on the society-enforced human compulsion to win.
File:Icon-lucario.gif This user thinks that Mewtwo and Lucario could have co-existed.
File:Icon-captainfalcon.gif This user is male.
File:Icon-ness.gif This user is a nonconformist.
File:Icon-lucas.gif This user thinks characters could be completely de-cloned if the developers really tried.
File:Icon-iceclimbers.gif This user is vulnerable to low temperatures.
File:Icon-marth.gif This user has a large vocabulary.
  This user watches MythBusters.
File:Icon-ike.gif This user has no sympathy.
File:Icon-mrgame&watch.gif This user can explain the Smash Bros. multiverse.
File:Icon-pit.gif This user is a good guy.
File:Icon-olimar.gif This user has a scientific mind.
File:Icon-rob.gif This user plays, investigates, and makes games.
File:Icon-sonic.gif This user thinks the Subspace Emissary could have been done much better.
File:Icon-snake.gif This user has only ever played one game rated higher than T.

Competency Charts

Note: Unlike other people's such lists, I do not sort characters within blocks.

Super Smash Bros.
   
       
                 
Super Smash Bros. Melee
       
               
                   
           
     
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
  He's the man. Sucks to be you. High voltage. Dwarf tossing.
  The sound of frying pans in the morning. Puts the "r" in "fat". I POGO U Must be the boots. I is a ninja. U cant see i. All the power, none of the "Tick!"s." ITS KIRBEH CLOBBRIN TIEM USE MARKER SCRIBBLE Shorts! Ninja + turtle != Ninja Turtle. If Solarbeam was Light-type... Careful with those rocks, Mr. Fire/Flying. POKE YOU IS NOT RAGNELL'S FRIEND
  The man who jumps. RAWR etc. Mr. Muscles. Yes he did. OLD JOKE A wind sock. On his head. A hamfist...that shoots explosives. Don't do it. She has lawyers. And a gun. Take a chill pill. Get back in your cockpit. He has some ups, that's for definite. Let's go to O'Donnell's. No comment. Final Smash cutscene? Go back to your TV and chips. RIP-OFF POUNDPOUND Who says retro doesn't improve? Don't hate him. Or he'll hate you.
  Ho ha hee hay hoo. I would sue Lucas. The annoynace. If at first you don't succeed - use more explosives.
  YOU'RE TOO FAST

A Smashing Saga

  • Check out A Smashing Saga. Basically, it's a fanfiction of the entire story of the Smashers, starting way back in 1999 and following all the way up to the present.
Random Bio
  Pikachu is always full of energy (both literally and figuratively). He'll leap into situations and do whatever he can to succeed, even if he can tell he's overmatched. He has a tendancy to be a bit stubborn at times as well.  

Chapter Timeline
1 Invitations are distributed across various universes. Formation April 1999
2 Introductions are exchanged between the newly-acquainted Smashers.
3 Catch the fish, don’t get caught by the enemies. Accustomization
4 Targets are smashed and snatched without mercy.
5 Dogfights are more interesting when you have eleven competent enemies to shoot down.
6 Purple, the colour of mysteries and shadow.
7 Duodecamicitia: an alliance of twelve - with a single goal.
8 Communication can be difficult without the right technology.
9 Branching out horizons to new lengths.
10 Landings can be rough - but they are always appreciated.
11 Buffets are a good source of fun.
12 Cavernous areas instill various emotions, such as fear.
13 Dozens of enemies against a dozen heroes - with a dozen questions.
14 Frontier formation can define a nation.
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