User:Naked Snake

The moment zero becomes one is the moment the world springs to life. One becomes two, two becomes ten, ten becomes 100. Taking it all back to one solves nothing. So long as Zero remains, one... will eventually grow to 100 again. And so our goal was to erase Zero. Even the mighty Patriots began with a single man. That one man's desires grew huge, bloated; absorbed technology; began to manipulate the economy. We realized too late that we had created a beast. We had helped turn Zero into 100. His sin... was ours. And for that reason, I'm taking it upon myself to send Zero... back to nothing. -Big Boss, MGS4

Naked Snake
Character info
Smash 64 main	Fox
Brawl mains	Snake, Marth
Other Brawl character	Ganondorf
Personal and other info
Real name	Michael Chen
Birth date	April 11, 1995
Location	Nevada

Introduction

I've been playing Smash on and off for the past few years as well as frequenting this wiki. Due to a lack of game consoles (my parents did not wish to buy any until the Wii), I have played the original SSB and SSBM on my laptop via emulators. Going to a friend's house once in middle school and playing some casual Brawl was what first exposed me to this game series. From that point on, I was captivated by the innovative gameplay, and I started by playing Super Smash Bros. on the Project64 emulator. I was fairly decent at it, although I found it to be a little too simple and combos to be unnecessarily long. I was impressed by Isai's competitive ability, and I soon found that Melee had a much bigger competitive scene. After watching many videos of Ken, Isai, Bombsoldier, Captain Jack, and countless other professionals, I finally got a computer capable of running Gamecube games on the Dolphin Emulator. After many months, I became pretty good at Melee despite having to play on a keyboard (which to me is now as natural as using an actual controller). In high school, my parents finally relented and bought a Wii for my brother and me, and naturally my first game was Brawl. It was in many respects easier than Melee, but nevertheless I found it to be extremely fun and better than Melee as far as competing against others is concerned. I first mained Marth due to my experience with him in Melee (and the fact that Ken was my Smash role model), but I soon grew to know the moveset of each character pretty well and I can play at a decent level with many characters (and I have a few mains now). I've never had the chance to attend a real tournament due to school-related time constraints, but in competitions against my classmates I've usually come out on top. Also, as you might be able to tell from my username, I'm a Metal Gear fan. I like the stealth gameplay, and the storyline is better than that of many novels.

About Me

I live in Nevada, and currently I'm a high school senior. I am currently ranked first in my class according to weighted GPA, and I have earned numerous academic awards and gotten a 5 on eight AP exams. That said, I am not at all averse to video games (as many of my classmates initially thought I would be). Smash is probably my favorite series, and I play it at home on the computer and Wii. There's also a Senior Lounge at my school where there's a TV and a Wii, and I've gone in there a few times as a junior and I plan to frequent the place as a senior. I'm better than most of my classmates/relatives at Brawl, even with "bad" characters like Ganondorf. Since I focus a lot of time on academics and sports, I don't have time to go to any Smash tournaments but I follow them pretty closely and I have a pretty extensive knowledge of Brawl's mechanics as well as every character's moveset. Finally, as far as contributions on this wiki go, I am keenly aware of the importance of proper grammar and spelling. I strive to do my best to make myself logical and clear, but of course, I am not perfect (English is actually not even my first language, my parents taught me Chinese first), and I will occassionally make mistakes while typing. Please feel free to correct me if that occurs.

Competency Tier Lists

Simple table of the characters I use most/best. Hover over the character's image for a short blurb.

Super Smash Bros.

Super Smash Bros. Melee

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Userboxes

Naked Snake
Dispute Handling	50%
Smash Skill	65%
Smash Knowledge	95%
Spelling/Grammar	100%
Typing Speed	90%
Wikipresence	90%
Wikiskill	60%
Basic Attributes
I R Seeing You		This user uses the IRC.
Icy Head		This user cannot use Flame attacks.
Mr. Vulcan		This user's Logic attacks deal 33% more damage.
Photographer		This user can upload screenshots.
Rock Head		This user is immune to Troll attacks.
Scene Team		This user can contribute videos.
Other Attributes
Genius		This user has an IQ of over 150.
Music		This user enjoys video game music.
Hidden Power		This user is a lot stronger than he looks.

This user enjoys old games.

This user is tall, slim, and has a younger brother.

This user aspires to be a scientist.

This user wonders why Peach entered the SSB series.

This user is short tempered at times.

This user runs quickly.

This user can be lazy at times.

This user has to wear a tie every school day.

This user likes Journey to the West.

This user wants to be a hero.

This user is still young.

This user can't draw.

This user has an online alter ego.

This user likes ninjas.

This user has hidden potential.

This user thinks heavyweights and slow fallers don't mix.

This user thinks Zero Suit Samus looks... strange.

This user is innocent.

This user tends to be anti-social.

This user loves power.

This user thinks Fox requires a lot of technical skill in Melee.

This user thinks chaingrabbing isn't "cheap."

This user has a deep voice.

This user spams down smash in team battles.

This user likes to rest.

This user not yet evolved into a full adult.

This user is solitary at times.

This user has played Pokémon.

This user drinks a lot of water.

This user likes to exercise.

This user likes dragons.

This user is stronger when he's angry.

This user has the power of the pawnch.

This user likes sports.

This user is a kid at heart.

This user likes to have a good partner.

This user is slim but strong.

This user likes to set things on fire.

This user fights for his friends, but has no sympathy.

This user is good at math.

This user wishes he could fly.

This user thinks Olimar is useless.

This user can do things robotically.

This user finds Sonic annoying.

This user is very sneaky.