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<option>The limit of [[tech skill]] as person approaches Nintendo is 0.</option>
<option>The limit of [[tech skill]] as a person approaches Nintendo is 0.</option>
<option>John Calvin's doctrine of Protestantism: No decoration. Worship only. [[Final Destination (SSBM)|Predestination.]]</option>
<option>John Calvin's doctrine of Protestantism: No decoration. Worship only. [[Final Destination (SSBM)|Predestination.]]</option>
<option>{{sm|Salem}}'s {{SSBB|Zero Suit Samus}} would have been put on a witch trial.</option>
<option>{{sm|Salem}}'s {{SSBB|Zero Suit Samus}} would have been put on a witch trial.</option>
<option>The Spanish {{sm|Armada}} lost the Anglo-Spanish war because in an ironic twist of fate, they were {{mvsub|Peach|SSBM|down smash|alt=smashed down}} into the ocean.</option>
<option>The Spanish {{sm|Armada}} lost the Anglo-Spanish war because they didn't know how to {{mvsub|Peach|SSBM|down smash|alt=smash down}} the enemies.</option>
<option>At the [[Smasher:Mew2King|Mew2BurgerKing]], I ordered a [[Ken Combo]] in a {{sm|Hungrybox}} to go, with a side order of {{sm|LambChops}}. Oh, and I got the {{sm|Dr. Peepee}} drink for free. I told my friend to {{sm|Chu Dat}} food slowly.</option>
<option>At the [[Smasher:Mew2King|Mew2BurgerKing]], I ordered a [[Ken Combo]] in a {{sm|Hungrybox}} to go, with a side order of {{sm|LambChops}}. Oh, and I got the {{sm|Dr. Peepee}} drink for free. I told my friend to {{sm|Chu Dat}} food slowly.</option>
<option>The {{SSBM|Marth}} ditto is really hard, can someone give me a [[tipper|tip]]?</option>
<option>The {{SSBM|Marth}} ditto is really hard, can someone give me a [[tipper|tip]]?</option>
<option>I asked my {{sm|Boss}} if he could bring over a [[Dr. Mario (SSBM)|doctor]] because I was running a fever. Unfortunately the doctor was {{Sm|shroomed}} and just brought me {{sm|HomeMadeWaffles}}. Thanks a lot!</option>
<option>When I play {{SSBM|Yoshi}}, he never moves in straight lines. I guess I'm not a {{sm|V3ctorman}}.</option>
<option>When I play {{SSBM|Yoshi}}, he never moves in straight lines. I guess I'm not a {{sm|V3ctorman}}.</option>
<option>The backyard of the {{SSBM|Pikachu}} player consists of no trees. That could be because he chopped them all down with an {{sm|axe}}.</option>
<option>{{SSBM|Bowser}} has no tech skill because he is {{sm|DJ Nintendo}}.</option>
<option>{{SSBM|Bowser}} has no tech skill because he is {{sm|DJ Nintendo}}.</option>
<option>Did you hear about the player who [[SHFFL]]ed with {{SSBM|Captain Falcon}}? She just wasn't playing [[forward aerial|fair]] and really [[Knee Smash|kneeds]] to calm down.</option>
<option>The {{SSBM|Jigglypuff}} player who did the [[wall of pain]] was just un[[back aerial|bair]]<nowiki>able</nowiki> to watch.</option>
<option>The {{SSBM|Jigglypuff}} player who did the [[wall of pain]] was just un[[back aerial|bair]]<nowiki>able</nowiki> to watch.</option>
<option>I tend to use [[neutral aerial]]s a lot with {{SSBB|Meta Knight}}. You can call me a {{sm|Nairo}}.</option>
<option>I tend to use [[neutral aerial]]s a lot with {{SSBB|Meta Knight}}. You can call me a {{sm|Nairo}}.</option>
<option>{{sm|Ally}} must be good at ''Mario Kart DS''. After all, doesn't he {{SSBB|snake}} all the time?</option>
<option>{{sm|Ally}} must be good at ''Mario Kart DS''. After all, doesn't he {{SSBB|snake}} all the time?</option>
<option>When I play {{SSBB|Yoshi}}, I can't land any of my attacks. I guess I'm an out-of-touch dinosaur.</option>
<option>{{SSBB|Donkey Kong}} will be a good character. I {{sm|will}} it to happen.</option>
<option>I don't know, man. {{sm|San}}s a couple of good players, {{SSBB|Ike}} really sucks. Get {{sm|ryo}}.</option>
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