Editing User:Ultimate Toad/Quotes

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|0={{cquote|Every shooting star you see at night is a racer falling off Rainbow Road|cite=I love this joke because it never gets old|col=red}}
|1={{cquote|At times like this, kids like you should be playing Nintendo games!|cite=Captain Strong|col=blue}}
|2={{cquote|What does the dog say? "woof!" What does the cat say? "meow!" What does the fox say? "FIYAH!"|cite=Some Ness Mii on Miiverse.|col=red}}
|3={{cquote|Princess! I shrunk the Mario brothers!|cite=SMB Super Show Toad|col=red}}
|4={{cquote|Mishon compree!|cite=Fox McCloud|col=purple}}
|5={{cquote|Hey sidewalk! Get outta my way!|cite=Lucky of the {{s|wikibound|Runaway Five}}|col=blue}}
|6={{cquote|Raikou, Entei, and Suicune are CLEARLY cats! NOT dogs you fools!|cite=Omega Toad|col=red}}
|7={{cquote|That's not a fight. Over 20 unexpected characters in one big brawl, now THAT'S a fight!|cite=''[[Super Smash Bros. Melee]]'' commercial|col=purple}}
|8={{cquote|NO [[File:Super Mushroom Artwork - Super Mario 3D World.png|20px]]! {{Head|Fox|g=SSBM|s=20px|col=purple}} ONLY! [[File:SSBM-FINALDESTINATION1.png|20px]]! |cite= Melee memes}}
|9={{cquote|B U P|cite=Toad (It's not a meme, it's my war cry)|col=red}}
|10={{cquote|The only thing to fear is fear itself! ...And [[Spiny Shell|blue shells]]! |cite=Omega Toad|col=red}}
|11={{cquote|You guys can't envision the final collapse of capitalism? Incredible!|cite=Some random EarthBound NPC|col=blue}}
|12={{cquote|Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!|cite=Youngster Ben|col=brown}}
|13={{cquote|After all, it could only cost you your life, and you got that for free!|cite=A sailor in EarthBound|col=blue}}
|14={{cquote|Don't think too much about why I might be guarding a dead end...|cite=Team Rainbow Rocket grunt|col=brown}}
|15={{cquote|I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE TRASHY MAN. IN SPITE OF THE MONSTER, AND THE COACH, ONLY TRASHY, I WILL BEAT DOWN THEM ALL. FOR THIS I MUST STRENGTHEN MYSELF. THE MONSTER IS THE SAME TOO. COLLECT ALL THE TRASHY, RIGHTEOUS FELLOW ALL ARE UNPARDONABLE. YOU DON'T AFFECT ME. THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE.|cite=Silver (''Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal'')|col=brown}}
|16={{cquote|Excuse me sign! I was trying to get to the shine sprite, not give you a hug!|cite=chuggaaconroy|col=red}}
|17={{cquote|Greetings greetings, fellow stargazers! There was once a time when Cartoon Network did not suck majorly!|cite=chuggaaconroy|col=red}}
|18={{cquote|We'll kick your butt* and call ya Sassafras!|cite=chuggaaconroy|col=red}}
|19={{cquote|I give 10 coins to myself, how generous!|cite=chuggaaconroy|col=red}}
|20={{cquote|Day at the races. Day at the races! Day at the races! Hey, I heard you like races. Here's some days, go spend them at the races.|cite=ProtonJon|col=red}}
|21={{cquote|NCS: Haha! Jon: Imagine the horrors that await you when you go to {{s|mariowiki|Horror Land}}! That's why we are all wearing pointy hats, truly... Chugga: To defend ourselves from Jon's mother!|cite=Therunawayguys during Horror Land's intro|col=red}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}}}}
| January 1 = {{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Omega Toad|col=goldenrod}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}}
| February 29 = {{cquote|Happy Leap Day!|cite=Omega Toad|col=red}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}}
| April 20 = {{cquote|Happy Mother 3 day!|cite=Omega Toad|col=red}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}}
| June 5 = {{cquote|Happy EarthBound day!|cite=Omega Toad|col=red}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}}
| June 10 = {{cquote|Happy Founder's Day in ACNL!|cite=Omega Toad|col=red}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}}
| June 21 = {{cquote|Happy birthday! And the first day if summer I guess.|cite=Omega Toad|col=blue}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}}
| June 15 = {{cquote|Happy EarthBound Beginnings day!|cite=Omega Toad|col=red}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}}
| July 4 = {{cquote|Happy Independence Day!|cite=Omega Toad}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}}
| November 26 = {{cquote|Happy Thanksgiving!|cite=Omega Toad|col=orange}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}}
| December 24 = {{cquote|Merry Christmas!|cite=Omega Toad|col=green}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}}
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