User:TitaniumX

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Hello, Smash fans! I am TitaniumX and I am happy and proud to be part of this wiki! Even though I have started editing many months ago, I am still a neophyte at this, so feel free to give me some pointers or pages that need more detailed information!


Edit, September 3rd, 2015: Fellow Smash fans, I now believe that I am a veteran editor of this lovely wiki, and thus would like to post a funny set a rules I made up when fighting Level 9 CPU's. It's mostly meant as a joke, but it can still be pretty accurate at times. Without further ado, enjoy!


TITANIUMX'S TEN COMMANDMENTS OF FIGHTING LEVEL 9 CPUS IN SUPER SMASH BROS!!!

     1. Any long-ranged attacketh fired from great distances shalt not hiteth thine opponent.
     2. Thine grabs and mighty throws are one's only true and reliable way of inflicting harm on thine computerized adversary.
     3. If thou art foolish enough to strike without heed to thine enemy's state, thou shalt be punished accordingly.
     4. Likewise, if thine foe attempts to bring the brunt of their AI wrath upon thou, rolleth around them and punish thine adversary with the appropriate salvo.
             
     5. If thou is successful in inflicting enow harm on thine adversary to banisheth them to the underworld, the very same is oft true of thine crafty foe.
     
     6. Once thou has succeeded in hurling thine soulless enemy off of arena's edge, their recovery is oft tricky yet predictable.
     7. Thou shalt not charge in and wingeth it like a drunken cavalier.
     8. If thou has been launched aroint from the arena, thine ruthless rival shalt attempt to gimp thou.

     9. In thou wishes to approach thine opponent, avoid their salvos and onslaughts by rolling like a tipped barrel.
    10. And with much finality, if thou engages multiple Nasty rivals...Good friggin' luck, ya nut!

...Why was my laws of fighting Level 9 CPU's written by a Medieval man? (Shouldn't have left my laptop at the theater...Sheesh!)

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it, and again, this is pretty much meant for laughs, so don't get all huffy when any of this is even slightly incorrect. I am TitaniumX, and I will see you later. Thanks for reading!


Edit: February 12th, 2018: While it may be obvious to the SmashWiki administrators and higher-ups (And to you if somebody's actually reading this), I have not been active on this wiki in a LONG TIME. There are two reasons for this:

1) As I mastered Smash Bros., new games from over franchises (Pokémon, Fire Emblem, and Kirby to name a few) began to divert my attention away from this series, and I eventually forgot about the wiki, and my account.

2) When I first joined, the articles on Smash 4 were still very new, incomplete, and under construction. I initially created my account to help build those articles, and with them being complete, my reason for contributing was lost.

I'll probably still stick around and make ultimately inconsequential edits here and there, but until a new Super Smash Bros. game is announced, I'll very likely remain dormant. And with the badly-needed update out of the way, TitaniumX out.

Edit: September 1st, 2019: (Deep inhale, deep exhale) ...Yep. I've got nothing to say. I'll just do my thing. TitaniumX out.