User:Davidman/The 25 Ways of Gaming

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==The 25 Ways of Gaming by David “davidman”==

1: you have to have a nickname! keep it precise and not “theawesomeepicgamer69”. if somebody already took the name, pick something else. (that’s how i got this lame ass name)

2: if somebody trash talks you via XBOX chat, don’t acknowledge it.

3: learn the game before taking to the big leagues.

4: always do your best, or you’ll regret it.

5: don’t let games take over your life.

6: never buy 15 dollar knockoff controllers off amazon.

7: always have friends to play with. after a while, you’ll start to get bored of playing games with strangers, and getting cursed at by 12-year-olds on Voice Chat.

8: have music that matches the scene. don’t play marconi union whilst playing a racing game. don’t play metallica whilst playing a game of tetris.

9: face it, you won’t get good at playing games 10 seconds after you start it.Insert non-formatted text here 10: wired over wireless. ALWAYS.

11: taunt, but don’t taunt too much.

12: learn strategies. it’ll make the game easier.

13: adding on to 12, don’t spam.

14: play a variety of games.

15: don’t listen to everything you hear on the internet.

15 1/2: except this, of course.

16: if you do, fact check it.

17: watch the pros play, learn their ideas.

18: i’ve said it before, but it’s important to repeat: don’t let video games take over your life.

19: spending money and making dedicated setups is fine, i mean not taking showers, stuff like that.

20: never play kirby in smash melee.

21: im kidding play who you want.

22: never do it just for the fame, the money, the rewards.

23: only download files for games on trusted sites. (if you plan on it.)

24: monitor = money. less money = broke. broke = no internet. no internet = no games.

25: and most importantly: HAVE FUN.