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|0={{cquote|No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!|cite=[[Sonic the Hedgehog]], ''Sonic Colors''|col=blue}} | |0={{cquote|No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!|cite=[[Sonic the Hedgehog]], ''Sonic Colors''|col=blue}} | ||
|1={{cquote|There's no puzzle without a solution.|cite=[[wikipedia:Professor Hershel Layton|Professor Layton]]|col=blue}} | |1={{cquote|There's no puzzle without a solution.|cite=[[wikipedia:Professor Hershel Layton|Professor Layton]]|col=blue}} | ||
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|177={{cquote|<center>In Spring, Man built a pillar.<br>In Summer, another.<br>Throughout Autumn they held.<br>But in Winter, one fell.</center>|cite=Anonymous|col=blue}} | |177={{cquote|<center>In Spring, Man built a pillar.<br>In Summer, another.<br>Throughout Autumn they held.<br>But in Winter, one fell.</center>|cite=Anonymous|col=blue}} | ||
|178={{cquote|Gwen: Max, will you quit being such a shit today?<br>Max: What are you gonna do, "Mom"? Send me to a summer camp where you don't have to deal with me?<br>Gwen: Ooh, that is an ironclad comeback.|cite=''Camp Camp''|col=green}} | |178={{cquote|Gwen: Max, will you quit being such a shit today?<br>Max: What are you gonna do, "Mom"? Send me to a summer camp where you don't have to deal with me?<br>Gwen: Ooh, that is an ironclad comeback.|cite=''Camp Camp''|col=green}} | ||
|179={{cquote|One life touches many others. We should make sure that each life we touch, we touch in as positive a way as we can.|cite=Luna, ''Bear in the Big Blue House''|col=#e3cca3}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | |179={{cquote|One life touches many others. We should make sure that each life we touch, we touch in as positive a way as we can.|cite=Luna, ''Bear in the Big Blue House''|col=#e3cca3}} | ||
|180={{cquote|We had so many...plans for the future. Do you remember, Hershel? I'll...I'll miss you...and our...unwound future.|cite=Claire, ''Professor Layton and the Unwound Future''|col=#825d35}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | |||
| January 1 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=red}}|1={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=blue}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | | January 1 = {{#switch:{{#expr:{{#time:U}} mod 2}}|0={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=red}}|1={{cquote|Happy New Year!|cite=Aidan Drury|col=blue}}}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}} | ||
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Revision as of 19:15, September 16, 2018
| “ | Dark Helmet: Have you found them yet? Corporal: No, Lord Helmet, they're still not on the scanner. Dark Helmet: Well, keep looking for them. Colonel Sandurz: Pardon me, sir. I have an idea. Corporal, get me the video cassette of Spaceballs: the Movie. Corporal: Yes, sir. *searches a Mr. Rental shelf full of Mel Brooks films* The Producers, Twelve Chairs, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein... Dark Helmet: Colonel Sandurz, may I speak with you, please? Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir! Dark Helmet: How can there be a cassette of Spaceballs: the Movie? We're still in the middle of making it! Colonel Sandurz: Well, that's true, sir, but there's been a new breakthrough in home video marketing. Dark Helmet: There has? Colonel Sandurz: Yes! Instant cassettes. They're out in stores before the movie is finished! Dark Helmet: ...Nah! Corporal: Here it is, sir! Spaceballs! Colonel Sandurz: Good work, Corporal, punch it up! *Corporal puts in tape and it shows an F.B.I. Anti-Piracy warning* Colonel Sandurz: That's much too early. Prepare to fast-forward! Corporal: Preparing to fast-forward. Colonel Sandurz: Fast-forward! Corporal: Fast-forwarding, sir! *Corporal fast-forwards to the part where Dark Helmet has ignored Sandurz' warning to sit down and buckle up that leads to him denting his helmet severely* Dark Helmet: No no no, go past this, past this part. In fact, never play this again. Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop. *Corporal stops the tape, then Dark Helmet and Sandurz come across an image of themselves viewing the screen. As they react, the screen mimics what they are doing.* Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?! Colonel Sandurz: "Now." You're looking at "now," sir. Everything that happens now is happening "now." Dark Helmet: What happened to "then"? Colonel Sandurz: We passed "then." Dark Helmet: When? Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at "now," now. Dark Helmet: Go back to "then"! Colonel Sandurz: When? Dark Helmet: Now! Colonel Sandurz: Now? Dark Helmet: Now! Colonel Sandurz: I can't. Dark Helmet: Why?! Colonel Sandurz: We missed it. Dark Helmet: When?! Colonel Sandurz: Just now. Dark Helmet: ...When will "then" be "now"? Colonel Sandurz: Soon. Dark Helmet: How soon? *Corporal rewinds the tape back to a scene showing protagonists wandering in desert* Corporal: Sir! Dark Helmet: What?! Corporal: We have identified their location. Dark Helmet: Where?! Corporal: It's the moon of Vega! Colonel Sandurz: Good work, set a course and prepare for our arrival! Dark Helmet: When?! Corporal: 1900 hours, sir! Colonel Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow, they will be our prisoners! Dark Helmet: WHO?!! |
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| —Spaceballs | ||
