User:Air Conditioner/Archive 1

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Notice.png NOTE: This user is kind of sort of inactive, but may pop up again occasionally. If you try to contact him unnecessarily, you will likely receive a large blunt object by way of making contact with the head. If you really need to contact him, try Last.fm (preferred) or Reddit (unlikely to work).


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IkeGreatAether.jpg Careful! This user has rollback and therefore has some control of teh phire! (How does an air conditioner get the fire? Did it overheat?)
Air Conditioner "CondenserCoil"
Air Conditioner
3DS mains Mega Man, Robin
Other 3DS
characters
Shulk, Dr. Mario
Brawl mains Ness, Kirby
Other Brawl
characters
Pikachu, Toon Link
Melee main Mewtwo
Skill Best of the Worst
Additional info
Real name Alex Fakelastname
Birth date June 19, 1998(1998-06-19) (age 16)
Brawl Code 0001-4807-8880
Location Taking you down, because I'm going to United States

Air Conditioner (エアコン Eakon) is a SmashWiki user, but everyone calls him AirCon. He mains Ness and Kirby in SSBB. His favorite game series are EarthBound, Mario, Pokémon, and Super Smash Bros. He is 16. He is available to brawl any day of the week that does not have the letter "y" in it. In addition, you can't read this without highlighting or looking at the wikicode! Mwahaha! Since he has this long intro paragraph to write, he strongly suggests that you click this link, or maybe visit someone else's userpage. He claims that you should hide the Table of Contents as it messes up the formatting, but he doesn't feel like using __NOTOC__.

Short version of above[edit]

I enjoy music, the Internet and video games.

Even shorter version of the above[edit]

CAN YOU REALLY NOT READ ONE SINGLE SENTENCE? Screw you, you lazy idiot.

Tier List[edit]

Tested by fighting countless CPUs. Omega Tyrant said this kind of thing was inaccurate, but it's the best I've got.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl
IntenseDifficulty.png PK PWNAGE! I "suck" with this guy.
VeryHardDifficulty.png Waa wa wa! Cute. Dat dair. Didn't expect him to be so high on here. Snake? Snake? SNAAAAKE! Too much startup lag on the up-smash. AETHER! Nom. Surprisingly good. Don't put her off because of her appearance. Check your G-Diffuser system! The fight is on! FALCON PU-- Oh wait, wrong character. Get out of that shadow! This model of R.O.B. shoots laser beams. Nintendo not responsible for injuries incurred. Well, all you have to do is get rid of your friends and climb the iceberg! Overrated. Hammer time!
HardDifficulty.png You're too slow!. Rhymes with Mario. Can we hear the uncensored version of his voice? FALCON SPAM Bombs, missiles, etc. Stamina!!! Nice tie. Minna, mietete kure! Says "You're too slow!" *selfdestructs* Get back in your Power Suit. Ninja queen, ninja queen, does whatever a ninja queen does. Star Fox could do it anyway. Hero of what is it now? Knightception. Suicidal tendencies.
NormalDifficulty.png If I use this character, it's a guaranteed win for you.
EasyDifficulty.png Didn't think there was a character worse than Mario. Until I met this one.

AC's Music Corner[edit]

In theory, this should take you to a YouTube video of a song I like. However, the tradeoff for having a massive size of options means that a lot of these will be shitty YouTube covers and things sped up to avoid detection by the evil RIAA. Sorry about that.

See this[edit]

Bold pages mean anyone can add to it.

for the Rules of #sw.

for my thoughts on music of all kinds.

for the best edits ever made by SmashWikidians. Okay, maybe not. Actually, it depends on your definition of a good edit...

for what would happen if everyone on SW ran a state...

for God knows what...

for what users' stats would be if SmashWiki was an RPG.

for an attempt to enhance the SmashWiki experience through signatures.

for trivia quizzes on various subjects. If you get all questions correct, please seek professional help.

for something like Shwido's IRC conversations page, only for Mafia. (Maintained by Toomai but started by me.)

for some music given what's happening right now.

for some stuff I'm planning on doing at one point or another.

for every user's theme song.

for my thoughts on everyone's chances of becoming admin.

for my signature gallery. I might even make one for you!

Future Subpages[edit]

[Empty]

My signature[edit]

Air Conditioner AC.png (ToastUltimatum made the original and I modified it when I changed my username.)

Hate my sig? You're not looking at it correctly! Download the font here, because my signature looks crappy without it.

Useful Info[edit]

Who's Online:  Pac attack, Asbduhas, Kenny U, Rashid, Mistiryshak, Monsieur Crow, LimitCrown, Nutta Butta, Brickbuild101, JamesHeart123, Azure-Smoked-Derck, Air Conditioner, Randomwaffle23, Roryokane, Toomai, Bowserkoopa, MeatBall104, YesHalifax, Rtzxy, Pootissnake, ZeldaStarfoxfan2164, HyperFalcon

MetroidSymbol.png LADIES & GENTS! Come to the Smash Arena and vote on Round 231: Samus vs. Sonic! SonicSymbol.png


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Userboxes, etc.[edit]

Air Conditioner
                                           
Dispute Handling 45%    
Smash Skill 10%    
Smash Knowledge 60%    
Spelling/Grammar 95%    
Typing Speed 65%    
Wikipresence 70%    
Wikiskill 85%    
Basic Attributes
Controller Of Zed This user has rollback.
Firefence This user takes 50% less damage from Flame attacks.
Flamethrower This user's Flame attacks are twice as likely to spread.
I R Seeing You This user uses the IRC.
Icy Veins This user's Flame attacks deal minimal damage.
Mr. Vulcan This user's Logic attacks deal 33% more damage.
Notoriety This user is a significant contributor.
Photographer This user can upload screenshots.
Rasterizer This user can create .png images.
Troll Roll This user's Troll attacks deal 50% more damage.
Vigilant Noctivigant This user is often around while the rest of the wiki is asleep.
Other Attributes
Awesome Ness This user is a massive EarthBound fan.
Calculator This user is good at math.
Da Na Na Na This user likes video game music a bit too much.
和我为它骄傲! This user is Chinese.
Look, a Distraction! This user just wasted your time by making you look at his userboxes.
Objection! This user is also a massive Phoenix Wright fan.
Procrastinator This user can never think of what to do next on SmashWiki.
Under Construction This user's userpage is in the process of a rehaul.
vandalism is badass lol This user is infuriated by vandals of any wiki.
Very Strange This shiny happy user can and will sneak references to musicians he enjoys listening to in regular speech.

Random Stuff[edit]

Also check out my YouTube channel for random music and crap, and my Last.fm for exactly what random music and crap I listen to.

In Which SmashWiki Is Rearranged[edit]

Protips[edit]

ACTUAL PROTIP: If you're going to steal someone's userbox, please do not do it word-for-word. Cue angry complaint from a user I stole a userbox from and then forgot about it.

Random Image[edit]

Please note that if any image I upload is used in an "image caption contest" of some sort, I will attempt to feed the contest's host through a wood chipper.

Best IRC convo ever.

Note: More random image options coming soon.


Air Conditioner's Userpage and Subpages
If you are reading this without looking at the wikicode then congratulations. You get a cookie.