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<option><br><br><center><font size=7>'''<u>PROTIP #279</u>'''<br><br><br>If a banned user<br><br>edits their talk page,<br><br>tell an admin on IRC.<br><br>'''Do not reply yourself.'''</font></center><br><br><br></option>
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<option><br><br><center><font size=7>'''<u>RANDOM JOKE</u>'''</font><br><br><br><font size=6>WHAT DID THE ROUTER SAY TO THE COMPUTER<br><br>''I DUNNO WHAT''<br><br>NOTHING IT WAS NOT PROPERLY CONFIGURED<br><br>''HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA''<br><br>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<br><br>''HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA''</font><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><font size=7>'''HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'''</font></center><br><br><br></option>
Friend Code: 2278-3826-9196. In the immortal words of Meta Knight: "Come! Fight me!". Just to warn you, I play as Sonic quite a lot, and tend to use his taunts, one in particular, whenever I get a KO. It is perfectly justified - if you're getting KO'd by Sonic of all people, you really are too slow...
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I don't mind admitting that I've been a [[Sonic]] fan for longer than I can remember, but I hate to say that I don't choose him on Brawl anywhere near as much as I'd like to. Probably because even though he's really fast, and if there's a race for an item he wins every time, he has no really strong finishing moves. Given that in the comics and in his own games he spends most of his time obliterating each and every one of Dr. Robotnik's robots in one hit, I'd have thought he would be pretty strong in Brawl, but no... Then he would be really cool '''and''' really good, and apparently that's not allowed in Smash. Except Marth. And King Dedede. And Meta Knight. And Donkey Kong. And Sheik (Melee only). But that's it. Seriously. None of the other characters are both really cool and really good. Observe:<br>
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!''Both'' Really Cool ''and'' Really Good
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Marth<br>
King Dedede<br>
Meta Knight<br>
Donkey Kong<br>
Sheik (Melee)<br>
Snake<br>
Picachu<br>
Lucario<br>
Charizard
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! Really Cool
! Really Good
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Sonic<br>
Mewtwo<br>
Sheik (Brawl)<br>
Roy<br>
Ganondorf<br>
Ike<br>
Link<br>
Bowser<br>
Samus
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Wario<br>
Olimar<br>
Falco<br>
Fox<br>
Kirby<br>
Zelda<br>
R.O.B.<br>
Peach<br>
Pit<br>
Toon Link<br>
Ice Climbers<br>
Diddy Kong
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{| class="wikitable"
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!''Neither'' Really Cool ''nor'' Really Good
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Dr. Mario<br>
Mario<br>
Luigi<br>
Yoshi<br>
Captain Falcon<br>
Wolf<br>
Ness<br>
Lucas<br>
Mr. Game and Watch<br>
Young Link<br>
Jigglypuff<br>
Ivysaur<br>
Squirtle<br>
Pichu<br>
Zero Suit Samus
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=== Favourite Characters ===
*SSB Main: [[Pikachu (SSB)|Pikachu]] (there's a reason why he's top of the tier)
*SSB Second: [[Donkey Kong (SSB)|Donkey Kong]] (power characters rock)
 
*SSBM Main: [[Mewtwo (SSBM)|Mewtwo]] (just amazing to play as, I was really disappointed when he wasn't kept on for Brawl)
*SSMB Second: [[Roy (SSBM)|Roy]] (good combos, good damages)
 
*SSBB Mains: [[Meta Knight (SSBB)|Meta Knight]] (clearly the best), [[Snake (SSBB)|Snake]] (clearly the second best), [[King Dedede (SSBB)|King Dedede]] (lots of finishing moves)
*SSBB Seconds: [[Marth (SSBB)|Marth]] (good overall gameplay), [[Ike (SSBB)|Ike]] (strong finishing moves)
 
=== Least Favourites ===
===== Characters =====
*[[Olimar (SSBB)|Olimar]], but only because whenever I play as him, I lose, and whenever I play against him, I lose.<br>
*[[Wolf (SSBB)|Wolf]] - I've never got the hang of him. I find him slow, clunky and ludicrously heavy, but without the extremely powerful finishing moves that you would expect from character of his size.<br>
*Neither of the above come close to my all-time least favourite character: [[Kirby]]. He was overpowered in [[Kirby (SSB)|the original]], weakened in [[Kirby (SSBM)|the sequel]], then powered up again for [[Kirby (SSBB)|the most recent game]]. The things that annoy me the most about him have been in every game - his enormous recovery, both horizontally and vertically, his [[Stone]] move, which is difficult to avoid yet does a lot of damage and knockback and makes him practically invincible, and his ability to Kirbycide, which really got on my nerves.
 
===== Miscellaneous =====
*[[Fighting Alloy Team|Green Alloy]], mainly because all of the other Alloys have only two jumps, like normal characters, but it has lots of jumps because it's based on Kirby, which is the other reason I don't like it.
*[[Duon]], ridiculously powerful, twice as many moves as other bosses, both sides can dish out projectile and close-quarter damage galore, and it never turns up near the start of Boss Battles.
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==Trivia==
*My Wii is the first, and so far only, console I've ever owned
**Over the years, I've had two GameBoy Colors, one GameBoy Advance, one GameBoy Advance SP, and more computers than I can actually remember...
*I've played all the ''Smash'' games
**I've only ever played SSB through an emulator
**I've never owned a copy of SSBM as I never got a GameCube
**I've got a copy of Brawl
*I can complete ''The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX'' in under a day
**That doesn't mean "under 24 hours of gameplay", that means "between sunrise one day, and sunrise the next"
 
====Brawl Trivia====
*I've unlocked all:
**Characters
**Stages
**Modes/Rules
**Masterpieces
*I've collected almost all:
**Stickers - missing some random ones and only one Challenge one (defeat 10 enemies in a Cruel Brawl)
**Trophies - missing some random ones, most of the SSE ones, and a few Challenge ones
**CDs - collected all random ones, missing two Challenge ones
*I've completed the SSE to 100%
*I've completed every Target Smash! level with every character, and I've completed all the Target Smash! Challenges
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"Mmm... Statistically unlikely..." - Homer Simpson
 
This probably is the page you're looking for, either that or you're really lucky or you refreshed about five thousand times. Or you're not even reading this on my userpage, you're just trawling through the differences between revisions of this page, or, even worse, you're actually reading the source. <!-- Shame on you. Don't you have anything better to be doing? Away with you now! -->
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