User:1337 B33FC4K3

I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing. -- Douglas Adams

1337 B33FC4K3
Character info
Brawl mains	Falco, Marth
Other Brawl characters	Meta Knight, Diddy Kong
Personal and other info
Real name	Brian Hu
Birth date	April 13, 1994
Location	Fremont, California
Miscellaneous info
Skill	For the most part, unsure. Somewhat Competent?

Hello Reader! Thanks for taking the time to read my page. You must be very bored, or looking for a way to not do homework. Well anyway here's my story.

My Story

I'm a simple, casual smasher from the west coast (the best coast :p). The first game I ever played was Sonic Adventure on the Dreamcast. Though primitive by today's gaming standards, I considered the game to perfect back then. I fell in love with everything about the game: the drive, the adrenaline rush, the frustration and of course, the series's trademark face-paced gaming speed. I started playing smash when I was about 10 years old. My cousins in the east coast would always invite my family every year to come and visit. Most of our days were spent playing their GameCube in the basement. My favorite game they had was always Melee. I spent hours trying out all the characters, looking for the perfect counter to my cousin's Roy. Looking back now, I realize it was my lack of skill, not the characters, that held me back. Unfortunately I never got to hone my skills at the age as I didn't have a GameCube back then. I made up for that by buying a Wii when it came out in 2006. Like most others, I was ecstatic when Brawl was released. I was one of the 1st to get it and instantly fell in love with the game. I never started playing competitively until just a few years ago. Being the Asian Nerd I am, I attended the UC COSMOS program in 2009. There I met many dedicated smashers and a person very precious to me. I received my 1st large dose of competitive smashing here. Though I didn't emerge top smasher like I hoped I would, I learned a great deal about the meta game, and my experiences there fueled me to continue playing pro. In 2010, I rediscovered Melee and found it so much more thrilling than Brawl. I quickly learned and mastered wavedashing and SHFFLing and discovered how much better my 2 favorites Marth and Falco were in Melee. I spent weeks learning the advanced game mechanics and now I definitely prefer Melee over Brawl (don't hate). I would like to test my skills in a tournament if I get the time. Today, I am a senior in High School frantically doing his best to get into a good engineering school (high hopes for MIT). With all the college applications and pressure to keep grades up, I haven't had time to smash recently. Still smash has and will always be one of my favorite games to play. Other games I enjoy are the Pokemon series and of course Sonic games. I have played all 5 Pokemon generations and play competitively there are well. I just recently bought Sonic Generations and I am having a blast reliving my childhood. Thanks for reading and I think you should get going on that blank homework sitting on your desk right now.

I felt like I should share this

Here's a college essay I wrote for MIT and CalTech. I figure as wiki editors we all share a love for internet humor. Enjoy everyone:

"Before, I had never really been one for jokes. I liked everything serious and to the point. Everything changed the day I decided to embrace my nerdy qualities and have some fun with them. Nowadays, my stash of cheesy humor is riddled with nerdy puns and internet memes. Physics and chemistry puns are my particular favorites. They generate quite a few spontaneous reactions, but there comes a point where they lose their momentum and die. Then you have to Barium. I love making references to internet pop culture. When the video game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim was released, I jokingly made note of how I used to be a 1-dimensional and "forever alone" nerd, but then I took an arrow to the knee. This Halloween I wore a troll face for a costume and stole candy from other kids (I would give it back shortly afterward of course). Needless to say I felt like a boss. There is no greater joy in the world than seeing people laugh and smile. After all, a smile is a curve that sets everything straight."

How many bad, punny science jokes did you find? :P How many internet memes can you spot? If you have anything nice to say about the essay please post it on my talk page. If not, stay silent.