Smasher:Jamnt0ast

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Jamnt0ast
Character info
Melee mains Obsolete, Obsolete
Brawl mains Obsolete, Obsolete
Other Brawl character Obsolete
Smash 4 mains Obsolete, Obsolete
Personal and other info
Real name Benjamin Michael Marks
Birth date (age 31)
Location Spokane, WA United States
Miscellaneous info
Skill Super Smash Bros. Melee Thrown out like a piece of shit
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Toasted on the Smoking Gun
Super Smash Bros. 4 Crimelord

Benjamin Michael Marks is an American crimelord in the Eastern Washington area, and was formerly in charge of the shell company calling itself "Eastern Washington Smash Brothers". His other equally disturbed loser friends with negative reviews on their phone numbers and mugshots are now in control of it. They are laughed out of everywhere they go. Nobody takes their garbage "scene" seriously and makes fun of them now because the word has now gotten out of what they are about. e He associates himself with people that are a major menace to society that want to go back to their good old "white boy" days where people can just do whatever they want. He will pretend to be your friend just to get money from you. His worthless youtube page is only "famous" because he took advantage of other people to get views on his videos. Nobody really pays attention to his lame toilet-talking page. The page is just for people to bash on people they hate. He is actually the biggest joke out of everybody he bashes on behind their backs. This is what an insecure little child does.

Benjamin Michael Marks was the joker in charge of this shell company but stepped down after a tsunami made him wake up and smell the coffee and he ended up freaking out at his work place that should have been posted on youtube for more viral views than his entire channel combined. His goal was to just ruin people and he was called out for it and ran like the dickens once he was put in the public spotlight. The only losers that come to his aid are people who are hated by their entire country. These losers would run over a claymore in Vietnam or scream like chickens with their heads off if a fire alarm went off. Has never done anything good in his life. Received negative reviews on his phone number. Numerous other associates had emotional meltdowns after they were conquered and thrown out in the garbage to rot in the very hell they wanted to oppress others in. He is a world class bully. Nothing more.

Game Over Eastern Washington