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{{Infobox Smasher
{{Infobox Smasher
| name         = Jamnt0ast
| "name"        = Jamnt0ast
| mainssbm      = Falco
| mainssbm      = Obsolete
| 2ndmainssbm  = Fox
| 2ndmainssbm  = Obsolete
| mainssbb      = R.O.B.
| mainssbb      = Obsolete
| 2ndmainssbb  = Snake
| 2ndmainssbb  = Obsolete
| otherssbb    = Meta Knight
| otherssbb    = Obsolete
| mainssb4      = Villager
| mainssb4      = Obsolete
| 2ndmainssb4  = R.O.B.
| 2ndmainssb4  = Obsolete
| crew         = BreadnButterGames
| Gang         = EWAsmashbros
| skillssbm    = Pro-amateur
| skillssbm    = Thrown out like a piece of shit
| skillssbb    = Pro-amateur
| skillssbb    = Toasted on the Smoking Gun
| skillssb4    = Professional
| skillssb4    = Crimelord
| realname      = Ben Marks
| realname      = Benjamin Michael Marks
| birthday      = 28
| birthday      = 28
| birthmonth    = 2
| birthmonth    = 2
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'''Jamnt0ast''' is an American Smash for Wii U and Melee player in the Eastern Washington area, and was formerly ranked 4th on the [[Washington Power Rankings]] for {{forwiiu}}. He is arguably one of the best Villager mains on the west coast.
'''Benjamin Michael Marks''' is an American crimelord in the Eastern Washington area, and was formerly in charge of the shell company calling itself "Eastern Washington Smash Brothers". His other equally disturbed loser friends with negative reviews on their phone numbers and mugshots are now in control of it. They are laughed out of everywhere they go. Nobody takes their garbage "scene" seriously and makes fun of them now because the word has now gotten out of what they are about. e He associates himself with people that are a major menace to society that want to go back to their good old "white boy" days where people can just do whatever they want. He will pretend to be your friend just to get money from you. His worthless youtube page is only "famous" because he took advantage of other people to get views on his videos. Nobody really pays attention to his lame toilet-talking page. The page is just for people to bash on people they hate. He is actually the biggest joke out of everybody he bashes on behind their backs. This is what an insecure little child does.  


Jamnt0ast was the community builder of the Eastern Washington Smash scene, and runs the twitch.tv/breadnbuttergames stream.
Benjamin Michael Marks was the joker in charge of this shell company but stepped down after a tsunami made him wake up and smell the coffee and he ended up freaking out at his work place that should have been posted on youtube for more viral views than his entire channel combined. His goal was to just ruin people and he was called out for it and ran like the dickens once he was put in the public spotlight. The only losers that come to his aid are people who are hated by their entire country. These losers would run over a claymore in Vietnam or scream like chickens with their heads off if a fire alarm went off. Has never done anything good in his life. Received negative reviews on his phone number. Numerous other associates had emotional meltdowns after they were conquered and thrown out in the garbage to rot in the very hell they wanted to oppress others in. He is a world class bully. Nothing more.


==Tournament placings==
==Game Over Eastern Washington==
* [https://sites.google.com/view/smokinggunarchive/home To/For/About Matthew Scott Staudenraus and his criminal gang involved with Encyclopedia Dramatica (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/LKbbB Group Banner Suggestion (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/uD7Ka/17e0f00f47b7a38905072f65bb3c456a5ee8e1e5 Prison line up (Source) featuring Mark Casteel, Jake Cunningham, and others in female selves ]
* [https://archive.is/http://www.facebook.com/groups/EWAsmashbros Archive of Eastern Washington's Activities (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/HXNFF Matthew Scott Staudenraus Peeing on the American Flag (Source) ]
* [https://archive.fo/v4niG All of Matthew Scott Staudenraus's connections and who can be pinpointed back to him as a source of influence (Source) ]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20170902190946/https://novni.com/letters/read/73615/no-need-to-call-me-back Admission of guilt (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/ubYKe Matthew Scott Staudenrauses entire collection of gang members (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/lgZY4 Profile of Matthew Scott Staudenraus (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/VmSNf Sends messages like this on the internet (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/22ql9 Matthew's reaction to being identified and outed publicly (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/479o2 Changing faces when he knows precisely what is at stake here. The real fight begins (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/vi7ky List of suckers who donated to the Shell Company (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/PYToE Brendan Lee Duffey does not show where he gets his quotes (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/gfF0n Zachary Brown expresses sexual desires to have anal sex with Corgi's (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/wQvW1 Has absolutely no problem with words like "faggot" being used to express prejudice and violence against others (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/0QSVb Names and faces of who admins this foul-mouthed board of rejects (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/vxlae Raven McFann makes fun of 9/11 victims (Source) ]
* [https://paste.sh/QiDU-FdH#yWfTmVF1MQrsuW9hOUGHkaxD All connections can be found here (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/3bCsR/fcbc129df98bf5a76b4ceca30044f0b6ea4c1209 Their version of a Power Rankings List in Adobe Photoshop (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/I2nrM Benjamin Harmon Howard uploaded a swastika flag and endorses what that ideology stands for (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/FiWgZ Benjamin Harmon Howard uploaded this image endorsing a mass school shooting. This kid is a degenerate who is mentally ill (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/lihXX His current girlfriend who allows him to talk to her like this. This isn't a young "woman" with standards (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/461VR Benjamin Harmon Howard does not take care of his health (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/oFnJh Taylor Wilbert tells somebody to kill their parents and to then go kill themselves. Take your negative attitude elsewhere little boy (Source) ]
* [https://archive.is/j3ZZE Shane Walter Johns believes he is a "God" (Source) ]


==={{forwiiu}}===
{|class="wikitable" style="text-align:center"
!Tournament!!Date!!1v1 placement!!2v2 placement!!Partner
|-
|[[Pacific Northwest Regional]]||December 20th-21st, 2014||7th||—||—
|-
|[[Northwest Majors VII]]||April 24th-25th, 2015||5th||—||—
|-
|[[PAX Prime 2015]]||August 28th-30th, 2015||9th||7th||{{sm|Shiny}}
|}


[[Category:Public Enemy Number 1]]
[[Category:Criminal Gangs]]
[[Category:Most Wanted]]
[[Category:Fake people]]
[[Category:Passive Aggression]]
[[Category:Treachery]]
[[Category:Bad Influence]]
[[Category:Criminal Conspiracy]]
[[Category:Crooks]]
[[Category:Losers]]
[[Category:Civil Rights Violators]]
[[Category:Corrupt Organizations]]


[[Category:Washington smashers]]
[[Category:Crimelord]]
[[Category:Passive Aggression]]
[[Category:Public Shame]]
[[Category:Insecure]]
[[Category:Corrupt Organizations]]
[[Category:Most Wanted]]
[[Category:Public Enemy Number 1]]
[[Category:Crooks]]

Revision as of 17:21, October 19, 2017

Jamnt0ast
Character info
Melee mains Obsolete, Obsolete
Brawl mains Obsolete, Obsolete
Other Brawl character Obsolete
Smash 4 mains Obsolete, Obsolete
Personal and other info
Real name Benjamin Michael Marks
Birth date (age 31)
Location Spokane, WA United States
Miscellaneous info
Skill Super Smash Bros. Melee Thrown out like a piece of shit
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Toasted on the Smoking Gun
Super Smash Bros. 4 Crimelord

Benjamin Michael Marks is an American crimelord in the Eastern Washington area, and was formerly in charge of the shell company calling itself "Eastern Washington Smash Brothers". His other equally disturbed loser friends with negative reviews on their phone numbers and mugshots are now in control of it. They are laughed out of everywhere they go. Nobody takes their garbage "scene" seriously and makes fun of them now because the word has now gotten out of what they are about. e He associates himself with people that are a major menace to society that want to go back to their good old "white boy" days where people can just do whatever they want. He will pretend to be your friend just to get money from you. His worthless youtube page is only "famous" because he took advantage of other people to get views on his videos. Nobody really pays attention to his lame toilet-talking page. The page is just for people to bash on people they hate. He is actually the biggest joke out of everybody he bashes on behind their backs. This is what an insecure little child does.

Benjamin Michael Marks was the joker in charge of this shell company but stepped down after a tsunami made him wake up and smell the coffee and he ended up freaking out at his work place that should have been posted on youtube for more viral views than his entire channel combined. His goal was to just ruin people and he was called out for it and ran like the dickens once he was put in the public spotlight. The only losers that come to his aid are people who are hated by their entire country. These losers would run over a claymore in Vietnam or scream like chickens with their heads off if a fire alarm went off. Has never done anything good in his life. Received negative reviews on his phone number. Numerous other associates had emotional meltdowns after they were conquered and thrown out in the garbage to rot in the very hell they wanted to oppress others in. He is a world class bully. Nothing more.

Game Over Eastern Washington