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{{Infobox Smasher
{{Infobox Crook
| name          = Eggz
| name          = Rotten Eggz
| image        = Eggz.jpg
| image        = Eggz.jpg
| mainssbm      = Fox
| otherssbm    = Falco
| 2ndotherssbm  = Marth
| moreotherssbm = {{SSBM|Mario}}
| mainssbb      = Meta Knight
| mainpm        = Marth
| crew          = [[Combo Status]]
| crew          = [[Combo Status]]
| skillssbm    = Top professional
| skill level  = Thrown out like a brown colored piece of shit. Defeated. Disgraced. Fake DJ. Fraud. Pirate. Publicly identified and outed as an enemy of the public.
| realname      = Shane Walter Johns
| realname      = Shane Walter Johns
| birthday      = 22
| birthday      = 22
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'''Eggz''' is an American [[smasher]] located in the Portland, Oregon area. He is a major competitor in Washington/Oregon/British Columbia tournaments. He is currently ranked 2nd on the [[Oregon Smash|Oregon Power Rankings]] for ''Melee'' and 3rd on the [[Oregon Power Rankings|Northern Oregon Power Rankings]] for ''[[Project M]]''. ''Eggz'' was ranked 74th on the Melee It On Me Top 100 list in 2013.
'''Shane Walter Johns''' is an American [[Crook]] located in the Portland, Oregon area previously from Seattle Washington. He is a major menace to society. He is currently working at Mod Pizza in Portland. He uses Encyclopedia Dramatica to encourage hate crimes, makes fun of sexual abuse victims, is a suspected pedophile, and uses defamation of character to promote an unsafe environment. He will pretend to be your friend when in reality he is actually working against you and he intends to ruin your life just for fun. He treats his targets like used condoms that he throws out to the wolves once he is done with them. He will move onto the next victim. He is a self-proclaimed "Greaser" and boasts about it. His sidekick is Kline Charles Wright who did a drive-by splashing on somebody in Everett Washington. Him and his little gang of sick and twisted psychos were making fun of them. Among the bunch was Vish who of all people associates with this little turd in the punch bowl. Shane Walter Johns has also received negative reviews on his phone numbers and severe consequences have happened that caused him to panic and flip out and act in a way that would get him world wide recognition on a youtube video should his reaction to being put on the smoking gun have ever been filmed along with the aftermath of his actions and who he is involved with that got him steamrolled in real life. This little con man has nothing of value to give or return to others. He is just a lost empty soul begging for attention and money. He will try and fuck you over passive aggressively should you ever tell him to knock his bullshit off and that he is really just a plague to society. He doesn't care one bit about the suffering of other people. This one time Shane kicked a guy who was passed out while drunk and drank all the beer at a house. Another time in Oregon he showed up 3 hours late just to do god knows what. It was at a tournament that some slob by the name of Adam Kaczinski was at. He went on twitter disrespecting a customer behind their back just for fun. Shane needs to take his vile garbage negative attitude and throw it in the garbage. As it stands for this spoiled little brat from the hood, he is pretty much abandoned and threw his life away. He will live the rest of his life in absolute shame.


==Tournament placings==
Suspect known as Shane Walter Johns who goes by the alias of "Eggz" who works at MOD Pizza in Portland Oregon uses Encyclopedia Dramatica to make fun of sexual abuse victims, child abuse victims, victims of hate crimes, victims of identity theft, and people who have been attacked and nearly killed by cyber criminals as part of a conspiracy for homicide. According to Shane Walter Johns, this is "Funny". Shane also is convinced he is a "god" and ran a failed charity begging for money to get a mixer and deck. Shane also uploaded this photo here that is clearly made in a photo editing program, kissing Marth from Fire Emblem Pride. Shane also went on gofundme in May of 2016 and managed to take advantage of his "fanbase" of people who are just like the people on Encyclopedia Dramatica in order to get $600. Does this really seem like somebody who you should be giving any of your money to? Shane talks like this on his twitter profile which should give you a pretty good idea as to where his mind is exactly. And according to Shane, he is 41 years old even though that is not remotely even close to his actual date of birth. His actual date of birth can be found here. And this is Shane's linkedin profile where he marks himself as a beer buyer. And this is where you can find his soundcloud profile. You can get a pretty good idea as to where his mind was at when he made this song here with the word "boy" used sexually explicitly in the title. The title alone should be very revealing. Pinkmeth is a website that people like Shane Walter Johns use to conspire against women and commit crimes using revenge pornography as a weapon as well since Shane Walter Johns clearly finds sexual abuse to be extremely entertaining and funny. Does this seem remotely acceptable to you? This is the kind of woman known as Gwen Johnson that would fall for a guy that is quite like this. Kris Aldenderfer had this to say about Shane's conduct when he was drunk and stepped on his shoes while they talk about other inappropriate topics that nobody in their right mind would find funny unless you wanted a life time sentence in prison for murder. This was taken from VGBootcamp's "Kings of Cali 2" tournament that was uploaded on April 17, 2013.


===''Super Smash Bros. Melee''===
==Connections==
{|class="wikitable" style="text-align:center"
Nathan Ryan Armstrong
!Tournament!!Date!!1v1 placement!!2v2 placement!!Partner
Andrew D Watson
|-
Matthew Scott Staudenraus
|[[FD ONRY]]||October 7th, 2006||5th||—||—
Benjamin Michael Marks
|-
Jess G Howell
|[[MELEE-FC Diamond]]||July 12th-14th, 2007||17th||17th||{{Sm|Luigi Ka-master}}
Kline Charles Wright
|-
Tony Dennis
|[[Super Champ Combo]]||September 29th-30th, 2007||33rd||9th||{{Sm|JumpFreak}}
Brendan Lee Duffey
|-
Mark Ortiz
|[[The Fingerbag 2]]||January 16th, 2008||1st||—||—
Anthony Hunter
|-
Chris Lefors
|[[Pound 3]]||February 2nd-3rd, 2008||13th||7th||{{Sm|Cactuar}}
Blake Anthony McNabb
|-
|[http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=174894 TGMTSBCO]||June 7th-8th, 2008||13th||5th||Cactuar
|-
|[[Central Alberta Smash Tournament#CAST 4 - November 22-23rd, 2008|CAST 4]]||November 22nd-23rd, 2008||5th||3rd||{{Sm|Noobking}}
|-
|[[R3]]||December 19th-20th, 2009||4th||—||—
|-
|[[Apex 2010]]||August 6th-8th, 2010||17th||17th||{{Sm|Silent Wolf}}
|-
|[[GENESIS 2]]||July 15th-17th, 2011||49th||25th||{{Sm|C!Z}}
|-
|[[Apex 2012]]||January 6th-8th, 2012||49th||17th||Silent Wolf
|-
|[[Northwest Manifest]]||March 24th-25th, 2012||9th||3rd||{{Sm|S2J}}
|-
|[[EVO 2013]]||July 12th-14th, 2013||79th||—||—
|-
|[[Northwest Majors: Drop Zone]]||November 20th-22nd, 2015||5th||—||—
|-
|[https://smash.gg/tournament/emerald-city-i/brackets/10989/3691/11961 Emerald City I]||January 30th, 2016||5th||4th||{{Sm|Iceman}}
|-
|[https://smash.gg/tournament/emerald-city-ii/brackets/11994/18378/61553 Emerald City II]||April 9th, 2016||5th||3rd||Iceman
|-
|[https://smash.gg/tournament/tony-town-ii-swag-me-out/events/melee-singles/brackets/26182 Tony Town II]||May 14th, 2016||1st||—||—
|-
|[https://smash.gg/tournament/dairly-beloved/brackets/14138/71505/227941 Dairly Beloved]||September 18th, 2016||17th||4th||{{Sm|OMGage}}
|-
|[[EVO 2016]]||July 15th-17th, 2016||65th||—||—
|-
|[[GENESIS 4]]||January 20th-22nd 2017||129th||65th||{{Sm|Brick}}
|-
|[https://smash.gg/tournament/reign-2/events/melee-singles/brackets/121259 Reign 2]||February 18th, 2017||7th||5th||{{Sm|ThePrime}}
|-
|[https://smash.gg/tournament/bridgetown-blitz/events/melee-singles/brackets/128350 Bridgetown Blitz]||May 6th, 2017||9th||1st||S2J
|-
|[[Nemesis]]||July 8th, 2017||3rd||1st||{{Sm|Bladewise}}
|-
|[https://smash.gg/tournament/bridgetown-blitz-2/events Bridgetown Blitz 2]||August 19th, 2017||5th||2nd||{{Sm|OMGage}}
|}


===''Super Smash Bros. Brawl''===
And everybody featured on the smoking gun in full database entries.
{|class="wikitable" style="text-align:center"
!Tournament!!Date!!1v1 placement!!2v2 placement!!Partner
|-
|[[AxisGaming]]||August 30, 2008||33rd||—||—
|-
|[[Apex 2010]]||August 6th-8th, 2010||33rd||—||—
|}


===''[[Project M]]''===
==External Links==
{|class="wikitable" style="text-align:center"
*[https://sites.google.com/view/smokinggunarchive/home Shane Walter Johns featured on the Smoking Gun]
!Tournament!!Date!!1v1 placement!!2v2 placement!!Partner
|-
|[[Northwest Majors: Drop Zone]]||November 20th-22nd, 2015||4th||—||—
|-
|[[Nemesis]]||July 8th, 2017||17th||9th||{{Sm|bl0ke}}
|-
|[https://smash.gg/tournament/bridgetown-blitz-2/events Bridgetown Blitz 2]||August 19th, 2017||9th||2nd||{{Sm|OMGage}}
|}


==External Links==
*[https://www.facebook.com/KingDeLosBreakfiesta?ref=tn_tnmn Eggz @ Facebook]
'''[[SmashBoards]]'''
*[http://smashboards.com/member.php?u=23219 '''Eggz''' Public Profile]


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[[Category:Most Wanted]]
[[Category:Washington smashers]]
[[Category:Public Enemy Number One]]
[[Category:Mario professionals (SSBM)]]
[[Category:Mafia]]
[[Category:Fox professionals (SSBM)]]
[[Category:Worst of the Worst]]
[[Category:2013 SSBMRank ranked players]]
[[Category:Public Shame]]
[[Category:Smashboards moderators]]
[[Category:Corrupt Private Citizen]]
[[Category:Shell Company]]
[[Category:Danger to society]]
[[Category:Eugenics]]
[[Category:Criminal Conspiracy]]

Revision as of 20:11, October 18, 2017

Template:Infobox Crook

Shane Walter Johns is an American Crook located in the Portland, Oregon area previously from Seattle Washington. He is a major menace to society. He is currently working at Mod Pizza in Portland. He uses Encyclopedia Dramatica to encourage hate crimes, makes fun of sexual abuse victims, is a suspected pedophile, and uses defamation of character to promote an unsafe environment. He will pretend to be your friend when in reality he is actually working against you and he intends to ruin your life just for fun. He treats his targets like used condoms that he throws out to the wolves once he is done with them. He will move onto the next victim. He is a self-proclaimed "Greaser" and boasts about it. His sidekick is Kline Charles Wright who did a drive-by splashing on somebody in Everett Washington. Him and his little gang of sick and twisted psychos were making fun of them. Among the bunch was Vish who of all people associates with this little turd in the punch bowl. Shane Walter Johns has also received negative reviews on his phone numbers and severe consequences have happened that caused him to panic and flip out and act in a way that would get him world wide recognition on a youtube video should his reaction to being put on the smoking gun have ever been filmed along with the aftermath of his actions and who he is involved with that got him steamrolled in real life. This little con man has nothing of value to give or return to others. He is just a lost empty soul begging for attention and money. He will try and fuck you over passive aggressively should you ever tell him to knock his bullshit off and that he is really just a plague to society. He doesn't care one bit about the suffering of other people. This one time Shane kicked a guy who was passed out while drunk and drank all the beer at a house. Another time in Oregon he showed up 3 hours late just to do god knows what. It was at a tournament that some slob by the name of Adam Kaczinski was at. He went on twitter disrespecting a customer behind their back just for fun. Shane needs to take his vile garbage negative attitude and throw it in the garbage. As it stands for this spoiled little brat from the hood, he is pretty much abandoned and threw his life away. He will live the rest of his life in absolute shame.

Suspect known as Shane Walter Johns who goes by the alias of "Eggz" who works at MOD Pizza in Portland Oregon uses Encyclopedia Dramatica to make fun of sexual abuse victims, child abuse victims, victims of hate crimes, victims of identity theft, and people who have been attacked and nearly killed by cyber criminals as part of a conspiracy for homicide. According to Shane Walter Johns, this is "Funny". Shane also is convinced he is a "god" and ran a failed charity begging for money to get a mixer and deck. Shane also uploaded this photo here that is clearly made in a photo editing program, kissing Marth from Fire Emblem Pride. Shane also went on gofundme in May of 2016 and managed to take advantage of his "fanbase" of people who are just like the people on Encyclopedia Dramatica in order to get $600. Does this really seem like somebody who you should be giving any of your money to? Shane talks like this on his twitter profile which should give you a pretty good idea as to where his mind is exactly. And according to Shane, he is 41 years old even though that is not remotely even close to his actual date of birth. His actual date of birth can be found here. And this is Shane's linkedin profile where he marks himself as a beer buyer. And this is where you can find his soundcloud profile. You can get a pretty good idea as to where his mind was at when he made this song here with the word "boy" used sexually explicitly in the title. The title alone should be very revealing. Pinkmeth is a website that people like Shane Walter Johns use to conspire against women and commit crimes using revenge pornography as a weapon as well since Shane Walter Johns clearly finds sexual abuse to be extremely entertaining and funny. Does this seem remotely acceptable to you? This is the kind of woman known as Gwen Johnson that would fall for a guy that is quite like this. Kris Aldenderfer had this to say about Shane's conduct when he was drunk and stepped on his shoes while they talk about other inappropriate topics that nobody in their right mind would find funny unless you wanted a life time sentence in prison for murder. This was taken from VGBootcamp's "Kings of Cali 2" tournament that was uploaded on April 17, 2013.

Connections

Nathan Ryan Armstrong Andrew D Watson Matthew Scott Staudenraus Benjamin Michael Marks Jess G Howell Kline Charles Wright Tony Dennis Brendan Lee Duffey Mark Ortiz Anthony Hunter Chris Lefors Blake Anthony McNabb

And everybody featured on the smoking gun in full database entries.

External Links