Smasher:Affinity
Affinity | |
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Character info | |
Brawl main | Jigglypuff |
Other Brawl character | King Dedede |
Team info | |
Crew(s) | Wichita Crew |
Personal and other info | |
Real name | Sex puppet |
Location | Wichita, Kansas |
Miscellaneous info | |
Skill | Semi-Pro |
Affinity is a Meta Knight Main, and one of the most well known users of the character. He plays in the Midwest region where he places incredibly high, winning several tournaments. As a player he is known for pecking at the opponent, looking for openings and mistakes with which to capitalize on rather than trying to aggressively rush the opposition. He is also known for tech chasing with throws and having a very solid off-stage game with all of his characters. Together with Karmacide they form the pair of "Meta Gear Solid", one of the most dominant doubles team in the area. The team is known for often attempting the instant kill combo of Snake's C4 and Meta Knight's up-throw. Affinity is very active in the smash comunity as a whole, lending to his reputation as both a good player and good person. Affinity also has sex with kittens. Affinity has the largest manboobs on the face of the earth. Metaknight can kiss his ass for all he cares though.
Trivia
- Affinity is a first-generation American; both parents are Brazilian immigrants.
- Affinity's gamer name derives from the Magic: The Gathering deck "Affinity".
- Affinity is capable to tap the intro to Guitar Hero 3's "Through the Fire and Flames" on Expert, blindfolded.
- Affinity can break the sound barrier with the speed of which he devours pizza.