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I'm thankful for the sky and for the sun and for the grass
It's Christmas, motherfucker! Man, it's time to spread some cheer


I'm thankful for the future and the present; fuck the past
And celebrate the single greatest time of any year


I'm thankful for the team that consistently scores last
Time to buy some shit and make it worth the hassle


I'm thankful for the people with no stick up their ass
Or my reputation's in another motherfucking castle


Waited months for a single day, people come from yonder


Then give them some gifts to make them even fucking fonder


I'm thankful for some life support and hands to pop a bottle
Embrace the Christmas spirit and don't have any worries


I'm thankful for the government but not when they get coddled
Just get your fat ass up and stress and fuss and fucking hurry


I'm thankful for some motherfucking dope NFL passes
No, seriously. If you don't contribute to the ''cause'' then your family will hate you forever.


I'll drop a shitty player 'til he falls into a casket
It's the most wonderful time of the YEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
 
 
I'm thankful for the po-po but legit for real fuck taxes
 
I'm thankful for America without so much harassment
 
Thanksgiving's a clusterfuck of highs and lows and shit
 
I bet your ass is praying that I won't be such a bi-
 
 
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Revision as of 13:55, December 2, 2019

It's Christmas, motherfucker! Man, it's time to spread some cheer

And celebrate the single greatest time of any year

Time to buy some shit and make it worth the hassle

Or my reputation's in another motherfucking castle

Waited months for a single day, people come from yonder

Then give them some gifts to make them even fucking fonder

Embrace the Christmas spirit and don't have any worries

Just get your fat ass up and stress and fuss and fucking hurry

No, seriously. If you don't contribute to the cause then your family will hate you forever.

It's the most wonderful time of the YEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!