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'''Cpt.Zeppo''' is a Scottish smasher player from Paisley, Scotland. He is currently a member of the UK`s premiere crew, SDB. He mains Captain Falcon but also plays Sheik and Marth. He has exploded onto the smash scene, with Geek28 and MrP's training. He has has risen to become one of the UK's best players, and best Falcon. He is 2nd in the UK Power Rankings behind [[Fuzzyness]].
'''Cpt.Zeppo''' is a Scottish smasher player from Paisley, Scotland. He is currently a member of the UK`s premiere crew, SDB. He is predominantly a Cpt. Falcon player but has been known to dabble in the occasional Donkey Kong or Falco, essentially the 3 most gangsta characters in the smash world. Recently, Cpt Zeppo has been on a relapse in the smash world, falling from grace somewhat and almost losing to such UK embarassments as Chrisboi and subsiding finally to Professor Pro. Deemed for a while as the golden boy of UK smash and the number 1, he has in fact never beaten Fuzzyness in tournament, thus making him really rubbish and definitely not UK number 1. He is infamous for choking and squandering,  and has never consistantly kept the high standard he is believed to be capable of.
 
*"The best Falcon I've ever seen" - No-one
== Quotes ==
*"You're a gangsta" - Jam5
*"The European G-reg" - [[Shoe]] on Cpt.Zeppo
*"You're an idiot" - Mr P
*"Best european Falcon anyone?" - [[Stormblast]] on Cpt.Zeppo
*"You're a nutter" - Zeppo's father
*"he's not even close man, there are plenty of capt. falcon's who are better, even without him being their main. Helios is better, Sparken is better, Johnnyboy is probably better, Amsah and Faab might be better and possibly I'm still forgetting people." - [[Jeffz0r]] in response to Stormblast
*"You're a sick smasher" - VanityAngel
*"He rocked harder and ****ed more chicks in college than you ever will. It's like ted nugent on crack with a minigun ****ing a chorus line of 12 year old asian girls while shotgunning bourbon straight out of a nun's ****. someday years from now, if you're the LUCKIEST son of a ***** on the planet, you may get to feel a slight tremor and hear the distant thunder that marked the shockwave of pure bowel shattering, roundhouse-kick to the unborn fetus ear biting nut punching crazy awesome that is Cpt Zeppo's Falcon." - [[Sporkman]] on Cpt.Zeppo's Falcon.


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* Best in the UK by a long shot
* Best in the UK by a long shot
* Piped some American Falcon scrub once
* Piped some American Falcon scrub once
* Has dabbled in such extracurricular activities as poker, drumming and jazz piano

Revision as of 18:53, July 16, 2009

Cpt.Zeppo
Team info
Crew(s) SDB
Former crews The Mafia
Personal and other info
Real name Paul
Location Paisley, Scotland United Kingdom

Cpt.Zeppo is a Scottish smasher player from Paisley, Scotland. He is currently a member of the UK`s premiere crew, SDB. He is predominantly a Cpt. Falcon player but has been known to dabble in the occasional Donkey Kong or Falco, essentially the 3 most gangsta characters in the smash world. Recently, Cpt Zeppo has been on a relapse in the smash world, falling from grace somewhat and almost losing to such UK embarassments as Chrisboi and subsiding finally to Professor Pro. Deemed for a while as the golden boy of UK smash and the number 1, he has in fact never beaten Fuzzyness in tournament, thus making him really rubbish and definitely not UK number 1. He is infamous for choking and squandering, and has never consistantly kept the high standard he is believed to be capable of.

  • "The best Falcon I've ever seen" - No-one
  • "You're a gangsta" - Jam5
  • "You're an idiot" - Mr P
  • "You're a nutter" - Zeppo's father
  • "You're a sick smasher" - VanityAngel


Trivia

  • Is rumoured to have the banter
  • Once 4 stocked Frostbyte
  • Best in the UK by a long shot
  • Piped some American Falcon scrub once
  • Has dabbled in such extracurricular activities as poker, drumming and jazz piano