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I've played all the Super Smash Bros. series games - my favourite is Brawl.<br> | I've played all the Super Smash Bros. series games - my favourite is Brawl.<br> | ||
I don't mind admitting that I've been a [[Sonic]] fan for longer than I can remember, but I hate to say that I don't choose him on Brawl anywhere near as much as I'd like to. Probably because even though he's really fast, and if there's a race for an item he wins every time, he has no really strong finishing moves. Given that in the comics and in his own games he spends most of his time obliterating each and every one of Dr. Robotnik's robots in one hit, I'd have thought he would be pretty strong in Brawl, but no... Then he would be really cool '''and''' really good, and apparently that's not allowed in Smash. Except Marth. And King Dedede. And Meta Knight. And Donkey Kong. And Sheik (Melee only). But that's it. Seriously. None of the other characters are both really cool and really good. Observe:<br> | I don't mind admitting that I've been a [[Sonic]] fan for longer than I can remember, but I hate to say that I don't choose him on Brawl anywhere near as much as I'd like to. Probably because even though he's really fast, and if there's a race for an item he wins every time, he has no really strong finishing moves. Given that in the comics and in his own games he spends most of his time obliterating each and every one of Dr. Robotnik's robots in one hit, I'd have thought he would be pretty strong in Brawl, but no... Then he would be really cool '''and''' really good, and apparently that's not allowed in Smash. Except Marth. And King Dedede. And Meta Knight. And Donkey Kong. And Sheik (Melee only). But that's it. Seriously. None of the other characters are both really cool and really good. Observe:<br> | ||
<center> | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
|- | |||
!''Both'' Really Cool ''and'' Really Good | |||
|- | |||
| | |||
Marth<br> | |||
King Dedede<br> | |||
Meta Knight<br> | |||
Donkey Kong<br> | |||
Sheik (Melee)<br> | |||
Snake<br> | |||
Picachu<br> | |||
Lucario<br> | |||
Charizard | |||
|} | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
|- | |||
! Really Cool | |||
! Really Good | |||
|- | |||
| | |||
Sonic<br> | |||
Mewtwo<br> | |||
Sheik (Brawl)<br> | |||
Roy<br> | |||
Ganondorf<br> | |||
Ike<br> | |||
Link<br> | |||
Bowser<br> | |||
Samus | |||
| | |||
Wario<br> | |||
Olimar<br> | |||
Falco<br> | |||
Fox<br> | |||
Kirby<br> | |||
Zelda<br> | |||
R.O.B.<br> | |||
Peach<br> | |||
Pit<br> | |||
Toon Link<br> | |||
Ice Climbers<br> | |||
Diddy Kong | |||
|} | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
|- | |||
!''Neither'' Really Cool ''nor'' Really Good | |||
|- | |||
| | |||
Dr. Mario<br> | |||
Mario<br> | |||
Luigi<br> | |||
Yoshi<br> | |||
Captain Falcon<br> | |||
Wolf<br> | |||
Ness<br> | |||
Lucas<br> | |||
Mr. Game and Watch<br> | |||
Young Link<br> | |||
Jigglypuff<br> | |||
Ivysaur<br> | |||
Squirtle<br> | |||
Pichu<br> | |||
Zero Suit Samus | |||
|} | |||
</center> | |||
I now have Wi-Fi, but I won't Brawl you unless you ask very nicely. And so long as you're not absolutely amazing, and would cream me, someone who can't even tech, with ease. If you're the sort of person who could beat me with just three fingers, don't even bother asking nicely. Oh yeah, just to warn you, I play as Sonic quite a lot, | I now have Wi-Fi, but I won't Brawl you unless you ask very nicely. And so long as you're not absolutely amazing, and would cream me, someone who can't even tech, with ease. If you're the sort of person who could beat me with just three fingers, don't even bother asking nicely. Oh yeah, just to warn you, I play as Sonic quite a lot, | ||
