Editing User:Black Vulpine/Quotes

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|0={{cquote|For 🦊 sake!|cite=A furry-themed t-shirt I have}}
|1={{cquote|Out of all the people who watch my videos, I'm pretty sure some of them have autism. That does not make them bad people. What makes a bad person is using someone's illness to try and insult them.|cite=Jacksepticeye|col=green}}
|2={{cquote|A fox is dog hardware with cat software.|cite=The Internet}}
|3={{cquote|I didn't choose the furry life, the furry life chose me.|cite=Furry memes}}
|4={{cquote|So you hate furries?<br><br>Tell me again how your 'SWAG' has raised money for Charity...|cite=Furry memes}}
|5={{cquote|So you don't like furries?<br><br>Tell me again how much Disney you watched as a kid.|cite=Furry memes}}
|6={{cquote|Furries make the Internets go|cite=Furry memes}}
|7={{cquote|That's not a knife, THAT'S a knife.|cite=Paul Hogan, ''Crocodile Dundee''}}
|8={{cquote|I mean, I am just a dumb bunny, but we are good at multiplying.|cite=Judy Hopps, ''Zootopia''}}
|9={{cquote|Never let them see that they get to you.|cite=Nick Wilde, ''Zootopia''}}
|10={{cquote|There's nothing simple about being a furry. You might think you can boil it down, but if you do not TRULY understand what a furry is, any assumption you make will likely be completely wrong.|cite=Black Vulpine|col=#00FF00}}
|11={{cquote|*adorably cute squeaks and chirps*|cite=[https://www.youtube.com/user/ino89777 Telephone Ring Ring]}}
|12={{cquote|I reject your reality, and substitute my own.|cite=Adam Savage, ''MythBusters''}}
|13={{cquote|Fenne-fenne-fennekin!|cite=Serena's Fennekin, ''Pokémon X/Y: The Series''}}
|14={{cquote|Don't remind me. First FOXHOUND and now [[Fox McCloud|this guy]]... I'm sick of foxes.|cite=Solid Snake, ''[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]''}}
|15={{cquote|Oh, right in the mummy daddy button!|cite=Fat Bastard, ''Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me''}}
|16={{cquote|We tech those!|cite=The Smash community}}
|17={{cquote|It's called a hustle, sweetheart.|cite=Nick Wilde, ''Zootopia''}}
|18={{cquote|I thought this city would be a perfect place where everyone got along and anyone could be anything. Turns out, life's a little bit more complicated than a slogan on a bumper sticker. Real life is messy. We all have limitations. We all make mistakes. Which means, hey, glass half full, we all have a lot in common. And the more we try to understand one another, the more exceptional each of us will be. But we have to try. So no matter what kind of person you are, from the biggest elephant, to our first fox, I implore you: Try. Try to make the world a better place. Look inside yourself and recognize that change starts with you.|cite=Judy Hopps, ''Zootopia''}}
|19={{cquote|My child, we may be evolved, but deep down, we are still animals.|cite=Mr. Big, ''Zootopia''}}
|20={{cquote|You kiss me tomorrow, I'll bite your face off!|cite=Finnick, ''Zootopia''}}
|21={{cquote|Do I need a reason to help out a friend?|cite=Sonic the Hedgehog, ''Sonic Unleashed''}}
|22={{cquote|Manners, Fidget. It's what separates us from the animals.|cite=Dust, ''Dust: An Elysian Tail''}}
|23={{cquote|Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.|cite=Winston Churchill}}
|24={{cquote|Such is life.|cite=Ned Kelly}}
|25={{cquote|You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!|cite=Michael Caine, ''The Italian Job''}}
|26={{cquote|He can't even boil a fucking egg!|cite=Gordon Ramsay}}
|27={{cquote|HOLY CARP!|cite=Marie, ''Splatoon 2''}}
|28={{cquote|Foxy is a big ol' bag of dicks!|cite=Markiplier|col=red}}
|29={{cquote|XOF... Kisses and hugs followed by a big 'F' you.|cite=Ocelot, ''Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain''}}
|30={{cquote|Trolls are quite simply people who long ago gave up the endeavours of living a worthwhile life, and spend the rest of their days trying to drag others down to their level.|cite=Black Vulpine|col=#00FF00}}
|31={{cquote|You forget a thousand things every day. How about you make sure this is one of them?|cite=Michael Townley/De Santa, ''Grand Theft Auto V''}}
|32={{cquote|I don't like looking back. I'm always constantly looking forward. I'm not the one to sort of sit and cry over spilt milk. I'm too busy looking for the next cow.|cite=Gordon Ramsay}}
|33={{cquote|You know what, Mike? You're a real easy dude to identify with, man. "Poor me. Poor me." Man, pour me a drink, n***a.|cite=Franklin Clinton, ''Grand Theft Auto V''}}
|34={{cquote|Only those who die get closure, the living do not.|cite=Niko Bellic, ''Grand Theft Auto IV''}}
|35={{cquote|Right. I'll get you more pumpkin, and I'll ram it right up your fucking arse. Would you like it whole or diced?|cite=Gordon Ramsay}}
|36={{cquote|What sorcery is this?|cite=Various characters, ''Assassin's Creed'' series}}
|37={{cquote|Adversity is an opportunity for change.|cite=Zenyatta, ''Overwatch''}}
|38={{cquote|It would not be much of a universe if it wasn't home to the people you love.|cite=Stephen Hawking}}
|39={{cquote|These are not the droids you're looking for.|cite=Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi, ''Star Wars Episode IV, A New Hope''}}
|40={{cquote|Going on the Internet these days cannot be good for your health.|cite=Corey Coyote, ''[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCTWHZ7p6XSeb0ZVoUWQZtQ Damn Dog Games]''}}
|41={{cquote|You can’t rewrite yesterday's pages, but tomorrow's are blank and you have the pen… So write something good.|cite=Source unknown. [[Special:EditPage/User:Black_Vulpine/Quotes|Add the missing information]]}}
|42={{cquote|A highly subjective gripe, I know, but I don't think this industry can afford to let writing standards slip any lower; they're already wheelchair accessible!|cite=Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, ''Zero Punctuation''}}
|43={{cquote|I found a plot hole! '''NURSE!'''|cite=Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, ''Zero Punctuation''}}
|44={{cquote|See, one player controls Mario and the other controls the magic hat, and all you have to do is make use of the miracle of Switch hardware: just snap the controller in half, and hey, presto! The game's fucking unplayable!|cite=Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, ''Zero Punctuation''}}
|45={{cquote|Gravity, man. It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!|cite=Adam Savage, ''Mythbusters''}}
|46={{cquote|Ooh, and also, Nintendo announced a new [[Ultimate|Super Smash Br]]-- oh. Oh, sorry, halfway through saying the title, I suddenly stopped caring.|cite=Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, ''Zero Punctuation''}}
|47={{cquote|I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy. Because they know what it feels like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.|cite=Robin Williams}}
|48={{cquote|Did you just assume my species?|cite=Common furry saying}}
|49={{cquote|Being self-evidently a patron of internet video reviewers, you are probably used to hearing the words "worst game ever". Personally I dislike the phrase, because my first response is always: "Really? Did it cause the crash of the entire western games industry? No? Well, then E.T. for the Atari 2600 remains the worst game ever."|cite=Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, ''Zero Punctuation''}}
|50={{cquote|I'm no Jedi. I'm just a guy with a lightsaber and a few questions.|cite=Kyle Katarn, ''Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast''}}
|51={{cquote|I'm all for doing new things with interactive story, but after you throw away traditional ideas of pacing, challenge, and coherent narrative, you are actually then supposed to replace them with something!|cite=Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, ''Zero Punctuation''}}
|52={{cquote|There's no such thing as absolute reality. What you think you see is only as real as your brain tells you it is.|cite=Solid Snake, ''Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty''}}
|53={{cquote|I think we're all in agreement that (Assassin's Creed) 4 was good, at least as long as I wave this broken bottle around.|cite=Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, ''Zero Punctuation''}}
|54={{cquote|Do you know how many Assassin's Creed games I've reviewed? One, two, two-and-a-bit, two-and-a-bit-more, three, Slack Flag, Un-shitty, Syndi-cunt, Ori-minge, and Sod-yssey makes ten.|cite=Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, ''Zero Punctuation''}}
|55={{cquote|''Sonic Boom'' can suck my fat cock. I'd think of a more roundabout way of saying that, but I refuse to put more effort in than the developers did.|cite=Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, ''Zero Punctuation''}}
|56={{cquote|(Donkey Kong) has this [[Hand Slap|one attack that I like to call “Fuck Off I Win (ook ook),”]] where he slaps the ground and everyone in a ten-mile radius explodes.|cite=Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, ''Zero Punctuation''}}
|57={{cquote|Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.|cite=Albert Einstein}} {{#if:{{{1|}}}|''{{{1}}}''}}}}
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