User:Air Conditioner

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NOTE: This user may or may not be on a hiatus and may or may not be less active on the wiki and IRC due to really crappy Internet problems.

	DANGER!
READING THIS PAGE MAY INDUCE SYMPTOMS SUCH AS COMPLETE AND UTTER CONFUSION, ANGER, INSANITY, A STRONG HOMICIDAL URGE, A TENDENCY FOR MAKING LISTS OF SYMPTOMS, AND NOTICING THAT THIS USER HAS RIPPED A LOT OF STUFF OFF OF VARIOUS DIFFERENT USERS.

Random Quote:

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I am a big Beatles fan. And, you know, unbeknownst to anyone, I used to be one.

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Careful! This user has rollback and therefore has some control of teh phire! (How does an air conditioner get the fire? Did it overheat?)

Air Conditioner "CondenserCoil"
Character info
Melee main	Mewtwo
Brawl mains	Ness, Kirby
Other Brawl characters	Pikachu, Toon Link
Personal and other info
Real name	Alex Fakelastname
Birth date	June 19, 1998
Location	Taking you down, because I'm going to
Miscellaneous info
Skill	Best of the Worst

Air Conditioner (エアコン Eakon) is a SmashWiki user, but everyone calls him AirCon. He mains Ness and Kirby in SSBB. His favorite game series are EarthBound, Mario, Pokémon, and Super Smash Bros. He is 14. He is available to brawl any day of the week that does not have the letter "y" in it. In addition, you can't read this without highlighting or looking at the wikicode! Mwahaha! Since he has this long intro paragraph to write, he strongly suggests that you click this link, or maybe visit someone else's userpage. He claims that you should hide the Table of Contents as it messes up the formatting, but he doesn't feel like using __NOTOC__.

Short version of above

Things that describe me:

• Nintendo fan
• Beatlemaniac
• Rollbacker
• Music-obsessed
• Rap hater
• Liberal
• Wiki enthusiast
• Fluent in sarcasm
• Likes Jonathan Coulton
• Dangerously insane
• Doesn't know why he's even making this list

Even shorter version of the above

I enjoy music, the Internet and video games.

Even shorter version of the above

CAN YOU REALLY NOT READ ONE SINGLE SENTENCE? Screw you, you lazy idiot.

Tier List

Tested by fighting countless CPUs. Omega Tyrant said this kind of thing was inaccurate, but it's the best I've got.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

AC's Music Corner

Each video below is an AMAZING piece of music! This one is unique, because YOU, the SmashWiki user, will get to add two videos to this! Rules for adding:
1. You cannot add something composed for a movie, video game, or TV show, unless in special cases, such as the Beatles' Magical Mystery Tour.
2. When you add your video, make sure to put "Added by (your username)" at the end.
3. It MUST be a single piece of music in your video. This means you too, RD.
If I hate it, or it does not follow the above rules, it will be deleted.
Also, there seems to be a problem with comments getting "disjointed" from the actual video, so if a comment appears that makes no sense given the video, pay no attention to it.

<youtube>aMFngmgljTU</youtube>
AirCon's Comment: I'm no SmashWiki deity...

The VGM Corner

A separate music corner just for VGM.

<youtube>qezniWLWxEA</youtube>
Added by Dots. The '80s was such a good decade and this explains it all.

See this

Bold pages mean anyone can add to it.

for the Rules of #sw.

for my thoughts on music of all kinds.

for the best edits ever made by SmashWikidians. Okay, maybe not. Actually, it depends on your definition of a good edit...

for what would happen if everyone on SW ran a state...

for God knows what...

for what users' stats would be if SmashWiki was an RPG.

for an attempt to enhance the SmashWiki experience through signatures.

for trivia quizzes on various subjects. If you get all questions correct, please seek professional help.

for something like Shwido's IRC conversations page, only for Mafia. (Maintained by Toomai but started by me.)

for some music given what's happening right now.

for some stuff I'm planning on doing at one point or another.

for every user's theme song.

for my thoughts on everyone's chances of becoming admin.

for my signature gallery. I might even make one for you!

Future Subpages

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My signature

Air Conditioner (ToastUltimatum made the original and I modified it when I changed my username.)

Hate my sig? You're not looking at it correctly! Download the font here, because my signature looks crappy without it.

Useful Info

Who's online: MetaKing, JUSTplayIN, GuffMcGufferson, SoScaryNyanNyan, Masonomace, Leggasiini, Alex the weeb, Anthony1996

	LADIES & GENTS! Come to the Smash Arena and vote on Round 132: Bayonetta vs. Sora!

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Userboxes, etc.

Air Conditioner
Dispute Handling	45%
Smash Skill	10%
Smash Knowledge	60%
Spelling/Grammar	100%
Typing Speed	65%
Wikipresence	90%
Wikiskill	85%
Basic Attributes
Controller Of Zed		This user has rollback.
Firefence		This user takes 50% less damage from Flame attacks.
Flamethrower		This user's Flame attacks are twice as likely to spread.
I R Seeing You		This user uses the IRC.
Icy Veins		This user's Flame attacks deal minimal damage.
Mr. Vulcan		This user's Logic attacks deal 33% more damage.
Notoriety		This user is a significant contributor.
Photographer		This user can upload screenshots.
Rasterizer		This user can create .png images.
Troll Roll		This user's Troll attacks deal 50% more damage.
Vigilant Noctivigant		This user is often around while the rest of the wiki is asleep.
Other Attributes
Awesome Ness		This user is a massive EarthBound fan.
Calculator		This user is good at math.
Da Na Na Na		This user likes video game music a bit too much.
和我为它骄傲!		This user is Chinese.
Look, a Distraction!		This user just wasted your time by making you look at his userboxes.
Objection!		This user is also a massive Phoenix Wright fan.
Procrastinator		This user can never think of what to do next on SmashWiki.
User-Boxed In		This user makes too many userboxes.
vandalism is badass lol		This user is infuriated by vandals of any wiki.
Very Strange		This shiny happy user can and will sneak references to musicians he enjoys listening to in regular speech.

This user is mysterious and shadowy.

This user wishes Pokémon were real.

This user doesn't care about superdetailed graphics.

This user can't let you do that, Star Fox!

This user can't sing.

This user lives and breathes EarthBound.

This user is a theist.

This user wishes Nintendo released Mother 3 in the US, just like pretty much everyone else.

This user wishes he could copy others' abilities.

This user thinks Mario is great but sucks in Brawl.

This user believes that violence is not the answer.

This user prefers cold to heat.

This user is too slow.

This user is a pyromaniac.

This user REALLY wishes Pokémon were real.

This user checks his G-Diffuser systems.

This user makes predictions for SSB4 that won't happen in the 21st century.

This user thinks that this guy should've been in every Smash Bros. game.

This user makes video game references in regular speech.

This user only has Zelda games with this guy in them.

This user can't read Japanese.

This user likes cool robots.

This user thinks Meta Knight is more ninja than Sheik.

This user is overshadowed by better users on the wiki.

This user punches people too often.

This user only played an M-rated game once in his life and hated it.

This user enjoys 8-bit music.

This user is a highway star.

˙uʍop ǝpısdn ǝq ʇɥbıɯ ɹǝsn sıɥ⊥

This user is having trouble thinking of new userboxes.

This user has rollbackery but does not want adminship.

This user does suppose "Air Conditioner: SmashWiki Staff" would look nice on the NIWA forums, though.

However, this user still wouldn't make an RfA unless something huge happened.

...At this point, this user has rambled on and on about adminship for way too long.

This user really hates it when other people steal his userboxes and/or his jokes.

This user is trying to figure out how the hell to organize these userboxes.

This user is actually a genius.

This user is paranoid. He may also have OCD. He's not quite sure.

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This user has bad memory.

This user... Wh-wh-where am I? What am I writing? WHO am I?

This user does not take kindly to megalomaniacs.

When a userbox's text is so long that it messes up the formatting of this entire section, then...

This user is one of the only people on Earth who still use proper spelling and grammar.

This user can be quite random at times.

This user's friends are starting to make him question his sanity.

This is an example of a userbox. This user urges you to use this as a template and to stop stealing his.

This user is obsessed with music.

This user has just gotten over his userbox addiction! Oh, wait... Aw, shit.

This user has been punched in the head really hard at least once. He did not enjoy it.

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This user owns two IRC channels, both with the same name.

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This user loves the DSi.

This user doesn't actually have a DSi. He has a DS Lite and a 3DS.

Random Stuff

Current SmashWiki References In My Copy of Pokémon White Version 2

Rival: Ethan

Team

AirCon, Samurott
Toast, Magnezone
Vincent, Stoutland
RoyboyX, Lucario
Lt4, Sawsbuck
JamesHeart, Krokorok

Confined to the Box

Bandit, Foongus
KtA, Marill
Toomai, Sigilyph
Havoc, Absol
Luna, Lunatone (insert rant from Luna here about how he got a crappy Pokémon named after him, even though with a name like "Luna," he was practically asking for it)

There are some more but I forget them.

(Last Updated at 16:47, 26 February 2013 (EST))

My Video Game Collection

Hover over some ratings for an explanation.

Game	Comments	Rating
GENETOS	Seriously, a great indie game. And did I mention it's completely free?	90
Super Mario World	A great game, but honestly, I never enjoyed 2D Mario that much. Probably because I sucked at it.	84
Pokémon Snap	My first Pokémon game ever. I loved it.	92
Pokémon Stadium	My second Pokémon game ever. I loved it.	89
Portal	AAAH IT MAKES ME DIZZY	88
Pokémon Sapphire and Emerald	Gave me my first bitter taste of reality when my Emerald got corrupted right after I beat the Elite Four.	90 (S), 95 (E)
Pokémon Pearl and Platinum	I've played it for a lot and got my whole team to Lv. 100.	93 (P), 98 (Pt)
The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass	My first Zelda game. Sorry I said Zelda sucks. This game convinced me otherwise.	95
Super Smash Bros. Brawl	I'm not going to write some sappy essay about an issue of Nintendo Power or something. Fact is, I looked at the cover, said, "Oh, cool, Mario and Pikachu in the same game," and bought it. It's one of my favorite games now.	99
Super Mario 64	My first video game ever. I was a really little kid, and I blame the Boos for my fear of ghosts which continues to this day.	88
Super Mario Galaxy (1 and 2)	The two Mario games that made me a Mario fan.	96 (1), 98 (2)
EarthBound	The best game ever in the history of the planet. 'Nuff said.	100
Mother 3	A very worthy successor to EarthBound, although I combo like shit.	97
Mario & Luigi: Partners In Time	This game is an amazing RPG.	95
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story	With great humor and a killer soundtrack, how could you not like this?	96
Pokémon HeartGold	This was a great game, which I forgot to finish.	94
New Super Mario Bros.	For a brief moment, I was good at 2D Mario.	84
Super Mario All-Stars 25th Anniversary Edition	Proof that I suck balls at 2D Mario.	82
AudioSurf	A truly underrated gem of a PC game.	98
VVVVVV	A nostalgia-inducing indie PC platformer.	93
Elite Beat Agents	TAKE OUT YOUR WALLET AND GO BUY THIS GAME NOW	96
Call of Duty: World at War	IT SCARRED ME FOR LIFE	41
Call of Duty: Black Ops	IT'S SHIT	3
The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks	This game is good, though a bit overrated.	86
Ace Attorney series (as a whole)	The games are all so similar, so I'll just lump them together into this. The Ace Attorney series is the world's best visual novel series. You are getting very sleepy. You are going to a game store. You are taking out your wallet. You are buying the first game of the series.	93/89/96/92/96
Professor Layton series (as a whole)	These games are some of the best puzzle games you will ever play.	87/93/95/??/??
Plants Vs. Zombies	I usually hate tower defense, but this game is great.	91
Sonic Unleashed	Am I the only one that liked the night stages?	91
Sonic Colors	BUY THIS GAME. IT IS A MIND-BLOWING SONIC GAME (YES, GOOD SONIC GAMES STILL EXIST)	93
Pokémon White	It's good, but I feel like it's missing something the other games of the series had...	83
Super Paper Mario	I was obsessed with this game for a good part of 2011.	97
Mario Kart Wii	A game made after 1995 my dad actually likes? IMPOSSIBLE!	94
Mario Kart 7	I've played this game to death.	96
Kirby's Epic Yarn	A uniquely sickeningly sweet graphical style doesn't stop this from being a great platformer.	90
Star Fox	HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY THIS GAME	79
Street Fighter II	Decent, but not the best.	81
U.N. Squadron	A classic.	86
Yoshi's Island DS	A decent game, although I can't get past Bessie Bass.	87
Kirby Super Star Ultra	An amazing remake.	93
Mario Kart DS	I picked it up again recently, had to get over the shock of how different everything looked...	90
The Legendary Starfy	A mostly okay game with a problem so many other games have: Too easy levels, too hard final boss.	86
Advance Wars: Dual Strike	There should have been a crossover with Pokémon and this game instead of Nobunaga's Ambition.	89
Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land	Good, but pretty average.	88
Tetris DS	A fascinating game with many references to the early days of Nintendo.	93
New Super Mario Bros. Wii	Exhibit A in the case Mario v. Air Conditioner, where I was sued by Mario for killing him way too much.	88
Super Mario 3D Land	A perfect balance between the best of 2D Mario and 3D Mario.	94
Rhythm Heaven	Proof I'm musically incompetent.	87
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team	A decent spinoff.	90
Pokémon Ranger: Shadows of Almia	It's a very underrated Pokémon spinoff game.	91
Scribblenauts (both games)	Simply stunning. With everything from meme references to obscure objects, this game has it all!	92/97
The World Ends With You	A great RPG. I suck at it, though.	94
Pokémon White Version 2	Simply fucking mindblowing. Seriously, get this game. You'll be glad you did.	99
Cave Story	Freeware. Good game. Don't know why RD hates its fanbase so much.	96
Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden	So, this is a freeware RPG where you're playing as Charles Barkley in 2053, in post-cyberapocalyptic Neo New York. The save points are all weeaboos, and whenever you try to save, they spout out long rants about Japanese video games vidcons. Areas you will go to include a sewer full of furries and an island with a Wilford Brimley-worshipping cult dedicated to eradicating diabetes. One of the bosses is Bill Cosby's ghost. And did I mention that Space Jam is part of the game's canon? This is the digital representation of the phrase "WTF." And it's awesome.	93
Mari0	(Mario x Portal)+Minecraft+My Little Pony. What are you waiting for, go download this now!	95
Not Tetris	Tetris! With realistic physics!	81
Yume Nikki	This is one of the strangest games you will ever play. However, that does not mean it is one of the best games you will ever play. Far from it, in fact.	62
Spelunky	The game that would result if La-Mulana and Spelunker got drunk and had a baby, it is simplistic, yet strangely difficult and addictive.	94
N	Decent platformer, pretty generic, really.	85

In Which SmashWiki Is Rearranged

Arc Ion Fax Dork Hinging Bullet Do Wish Modern TV Mutual Oat Mitts Yam Tot Anger Unheated Fog Pin Granola Rods Not Gamer

Flow Sip I Am Too Acid Proton Chalk Tinware Yob Oryx (Yob: "An antisocial drunk" Oryx: "An antelope") A Cheap Rover Bad Tin Shame Smarts Flashy Pi Fudge Vu (Vu: "over there") Cancan Fail Pot False Kiwi Mom Hiss

Some random contributions

I never really got the point of listing your major contributions on your userpage, but since other users seem to, here you go.

Created TommyGreenShirt, Nick Riddle, Atomsk, HolyNightmare, Otori, Slhoka, MetalPat and DLA.

Fixed spelling and grammar mistakes on many various articles.

Created Category:Date and time templates and Category:Rumors.

Removed all red links on List of stickers (complete list).

Fixed, and continues to fix, many double redirects and uncategorized pages as they pop up.

Created Template:S, which is really underused for some reason.

Added YouTube links to Music (SSBM) and Music (SSB).

Plus a bunch of other random crap nobody cares about.

Protips

ACTUAL PROTIP: If one episode of your Let's Play is over 20 minutes, you're pushing it. If the length is over 30 minutes, then you're REALLY pushing it. If the length is over 50 minutes, get out.

Random Image

Please note that if any image I upload is used in an "image caption contest" of some sort, I will attempt to feed the contest's host through a wood chipper.

What's wrong? Don't like your new hat?

Note: More random image options coming soon.

Languages I Can Speak

English, obviously.

I can speak fluent Chinese and read basic Chinese.

I can speak and read limited Japanese (especially kanji).

I can speak and read basic Spanish.

I cannot read Korean. I can speak very limited Korean. (Yes, I do know more than "Gangnam Style".)

Air Conditioner: On Other Wikis

Primary

SmashWiki (rollbacker)

Secondary

WikiBound (standard user)

Explain XKCD Wiki (standard user)

JoCopedia (moderator)

Tertiary

Elite Beat Wiki (a failed project) (bureaucrat)

Wikipedia (standard user)

Nintendo Wiki (standard user)

Occasionally

MarioWiki (standard user)

Icaruspedia (standard user)

F-Zero Wiki (standard user)

Wait, I have an account here?

Bulbapedia (standard user)

Other Online Hangouts

Last.fm

deviantART

YouTube

Trivia

This trivia section is excessively long. However, if you touch it, I will get a silver hammer and you will likely get your head bashed in. If you discuss this issue on the talk page, I will point and laugh at you. If you edit this page, then I hope you enjoy waking up strapped to a conveyor belt leading into an incinerator.

• AirCon doesn't actually have Kid Icarus: Uprising, but hopes to get it someday.
• AirCon's favorite kitchen utensil is the spork.
• AirCon is an amateur Let's Player; however, he keeps procrastinating when making the next episode.
• AirCon is shit at Brawl and loses to Lv6 CPUs.
• AirCon believes the most underrated movies ever are 和你在一起 and Across the Universe.
• AirCon's vast empire of IRC channels he is op on spans eight channels across two servers.
• AirCon is always on the lookout for double redirects.
• AirCon has no idea why the hell he is writing this trivia section in third person.
• Despite being Chinese, AirCon has six Korean songs on his iPod and no Chinese songs.
  • This is because Chinese songs suck.
    • AirCon does this even though he can't understand Korean.
• Since AirCon is astoundingly tone-deaf, he is immune to bad music, at the cost of being unable to sing.
  • This does not mean he doesn't hate it, it just doesn't make his ears bleed.
  • His friends' comments on his singing include "Freddie Mercury is rolling in his grave right now" and "I did not know someone could possibly be that tone-deaf."
• Since AirCon likes nearly all music/games/TV shows/websites/similar forms of entertainment, he judges songs based on how quickly he gets bored with it (anywhere from "one-quarter of the way through" to "a really long time.")
• AirCon's mentality on the world is that "Most people are idiots."
  • AirCon is also very, very pissed off by idiots.
    • This does not make for a very good combination.
• AirCon thinks NIWA's users are awesome and amazingly competent... for the most part.
• AirCon still runs Windows XP, which is better than Windows 7 and Vista, despite what Toast might tell you.
• AirCon is always at war with at least one SmashWiki user.
• AirCon thinks Queen is an example of stereo sound done right.
  • AirCon thinks the Beatles' "remasters" are examples of stereo sound done wrong.
• AirCon dislikes smoke.
• The one thing AirCon has to say is this: 这是中文，不是日语。これは中国語ではない、それは日本語です。 이건 중국어한국어 아니고. 了解其中的差别。 감사, エアコン.
  • If you could read that without a translator, good for you. Now go find someone who cares.
  • If you did use a translator, that's perfectly fine. I'm not the kind of person that says someone sucks just because they want to know information written in a language they can't understand.
• AirCon has various subpage ideas floating around his head, none of which are necessarily good.
• None of the trivia here is actually relevant.

Air Conditioner's Userpage and Subpages

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Subpages
Rules of #sw · Thoughts on Music · Nothing to see here · Really, I swear, nothing · I said nothing, why are you still looking?! · My worst(?) idea · SmashWiki, now a country · SmashWiki, now an RPG · A bunch of boring lists and stuff · Music to fit the mood
OCD Trivia tests · To-do list · A page everyone should see, I'm not even kidding

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Main Userpage
Right here

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Interesting Other Userpages
A user respected by the community · A user not so respected by the community · Best friend's page · Other best friend's page
Yet Another Best Friend's Page · Page of an osu! obsessed user · A crazy pervert's page ·A crazy Dutch person's page

If you are reading this without looking at the wikicode then congratulations. You get a cookie.