User:Air Conditioner/Archive 1

DANGER! READING THIS PAGE MAY INDUCE SYMPTOMS SUCH AS COMPLETE AND UTTER CONFUSION, ANGER, INSANITY, A STRONG HOMICIDAL URGE, A TENDENCY FOR MAKING LISTS OF SYMPTOMS, AND NOTICING THAT THIS USER HAS RIPPED A LOT OF STUFF OFF OF VARIOUS DIFFERENT USERS. Random Quote: “ I have orders to be awakened at any time in the case of a national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. ” Careful! This user has rollback and therefore has some control of teh phire! (How does an air conditioner get the fire? Did it overheat?) Air Conditioner "CondenserCoil" Character info Melee main Mewtwo Brawl mains Ness, Kirby Other Brawl characters Pikachu, Toon Link Personal and other info Real name Alex Fakelastname Birth date June 19, 1998 Location Taking you down, because I'm going to  Miscellaneous info Skill Best of the Worst Air Conditioner (エアコン Eakon) is a SmashWiki user, but everyone calls him AirCon. He mains Ness and Kirby in SSBB. His favorite game series are EarthBound, Mario, Pokémon, and Super Smash Bros. He is 14. He is available to brawl any day of the week that does not have the letter "y" in it. In addition, you can't read this without highlighting or looking at the wikicode! Mwahaha! Since he has this long intro paragraph to write, he strongly suggests that you click this link, or maybe visit someone else's userpage. He claims that you should hide the Table of Contents as it messes up the formatting, but he doesn't feel like using __NOTOC__. Likes The Beatles Jonathan Coulton Nintendo The Nintendo fanbase Wikis Humorous edit summaries Weird Al Music (any kind except rap) Webcomics Steak, cheese, and other delicious stuff Humorous trolling Useless trivia Rampaging Making lists of things he likes Hates Wiki vandals Xbox fanboys "SmashWiki is not just Smash Arena" violators Being unable to make bots Rappers Arrogant attitudes Republicans Inconsistency Serious trolling Idiots Tier List Tested by fighting countless CPUs. Omega Tyrant said this kind of thing was inaccurate, but it's the best I've got. Super Smash Bros. Brawl AC's Music Corner Each video below is an AWESOME piece of music! This one is unique, because YOU, the SmashWiki user, will get to add two videos to this! Rules for adding: 1. You cannot add something composed for a movie or TV show, unless in special cases, such as the Beatles' Magical Mystery Tour. VGM is perfectly okay, though. 2. When you add your video, make sure to put "Added by (your username)" at the end. 3. It MUST be a single piece of music in your video. This means you too, RD. If I hate it, or it does not follow the above rules, it will be deleted. <youtube>1l-oMemGEZE</youtube> Added by JamesHeart123 See this for the Rules of #sw. for my thoughts on music of all kinds. for the best edits ever made by SmashWikidians. Okay, maybe not. Actually, it depends on your definition of a good edit... for what would happen if everyone on SW ran a state... for God knows what... for wisdom and observations from editors of this wiki. for what users' stats would be if SmashWiki was an RPG. for an attempt to enhance the SmashWiki experience through signatures. for trivia quizzes on various subjects. If you get all questions correct, please seek professional help. Future Subpages for something like Shwido's IRC conversations page, only for Mafia. My signature Air Conditioner (ToastUltimatum made the original and I modified it when I changed my username.) Hate my sig? You're not looking at it correctly! Download the font here, because my signature looks crappy without it. Useful Info Who's online: Oli0506, Cookies and Creme, Aidanzapunk, Pallukun, Alex the weeb, Prolyfic8, Wiifitkid, Kenniky, Brick3621, CauseTheyWantedMeTo, DeviousElite DRIFT, MetroRetro LADIES & GENTS! Come to the Smash Arena and vote on Round 132: Bayonetta vs. Sora! 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 Userboxes are awesome :D Air Conditioner                                             Dispute Handling 45%     Smash Skill 10%     Smash Knowledge 45%     Spelling/Grammar 100%   Typing Speed 60%     Wikipresence 90%     Wikiskill 85%     Basic Attributes Controller Of Zed This user has rollback. Flamethrower This user's Flame attacks are twice as likely to spread. I R Seeing You This user uses the IRC. Icy Veins This user's Flame attacks deal minimal damage. Mr. Vulcan This user's Logic attacks deal 33% more damage. Notoriety This user is a significant contributor. Photographer This user can upload screenshots. Rasterizer This user can create .png images. Troll Roll This user's Troll attacks deal 50% more damage. Vigilant Noctivigant This user is often around while the rest of the wiki is asleep. Other Attributes Awesome Ness This user is a massive EarthBound fan. Calculator This user is good at math. Da Na Na Na This user likes video game music a bit too much. He Wo Wei Ni Jiao Ao! This user is Chinese. Look, a Distraction! This user just wasted your time by making you look at his userboxes. Objection! This user is also a massive Phoenix Wright fan. Procrastinator This user can never think of what to do next on SmashWiki. User-Boxed In This user makes too many userboxes. vandalism is badass lol This user is infuriated by vandals of any wiki. Worst of the Worst This user is horrible at Brawl. Please don't bash him on your matchup page. This user is mysterious and shadowy. This user wishes Pokémon were real. This user doesn't care about superdetailed graphics. This user can't let you do that, Star Fox! This user can't sing. This user lives and breathes EarthBound. This user is a theist. This user wishes Nintendo released Mother 3 in the US. This user likes Kirby. This user thinks Mario is awesome but sucks in Brawl. This user doesn't like violence and blood in games. This user prefers cold to heat. This user is too slow. This user cannot go on IRC without being flamed at least once. This user REALLY wishes Pokémon were real. This user checks his G-Diffuser systems. This user makes predictions for SSB4 that won't happen in the 21st century. This user thinks that this guy should've been in every Smash Bros. game. This user makes video game references in regular speech. This user only has Zelda games with this guy in them. This user can't read Japanese. This user likes awesome robots. This user thinks Meta Knight is more ninja than Sheik. This user is overshadowed by better users on the wiki. This user punches people too often. This user only played an M-rated game once in his life and hated it. This user enjoys 8-bit music. This user is a highway star. This user is having trouble thinking of new userboxes. This user has rollbackery but does not want adminship. Random Stuff Current Pokémon White Version 2 Team AirCon, Lv.16 Oshawott Toast, Lv.15 Magnemite Vincent, Lv.11 Lillipup RoyboyX, Lv.12 Riolu (Last Updated at 12:46, 9 December 2012 (EST)) My Video Game Collection Game Comments Super Mario World A great game, but honestly, I never enjoyed 2D Mario that much. Probably because I sucked at it. Pokémon Snap My first Pokémon game ever. I loved it. Pokémon Stadium My second Pokémon game ever. I loved it. Portal AAAH IT MAKES ME DIZZY Pokémon Sapphire and Emerald Gave me my first bitter taste of reality when my Emerald got corrupted right after I beat the Elite Four. Pokémon Pearl and Platinum I've played it for a lot and got my whole team to Lv. 100. The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass My first Zelda game. Sorry I said Zelda sucks. This game convinced me otherwise. Super Smash Bros. Brawl I'm not going to write some sappy essay about an issue of Nintendo Power or something. Fact is, I looked at the cover, said, "Oh, cool, Mario and Pikachu in the same game," and bought it. It's one of my favorite games now. Super Mario 64 My first video game ever. I was a really little kid, and I blame the Boos for my fear of ghosts which continues to this day. Super Mario Galaxy (1 and 2) The two Mario games that made me a Mario fan. EarthBound The best game ever in the history of the planet. 'Nuff said. Mother 3 A very worthy successor to EarthBound, although I combo like shit. Mario & Luigi: Partners In Time This game is an awesome RPG. Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story With great humor and a killer soundtrack, how could you not like this? Pokémon HeartGold This was a great game, which I forgot to finish. New Super Mario Bros. For a brief moment, I was good at 2D Mario. Super Mario All-Stars 25th Anniversary Edition Proof that I suck balls at 2D Mario. AudioSurf A truly underrated gem of a PC game. VVVVVV An awesome indie PC platformer. Elite Beat Agents TAKE OUT YOUR WALLET AND GO BUY THIS GAME NOW Call of Duty: World at War IT SCARRED ME FOR LIFE Call of Duty: Black Ops IT'S SHIT The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks This game is great, though a bit overrated. Ace Attorney series (as a whole) The games are all so similar, so I'll just lump them together into this. The Ace Attorney series is awesome. You are getting very sleepy. You are going to a game store. You are taking out your wallet. You are buying the first game of the series. Professor Layton series (as a whole) These games are some of the best puzzle games you will ever play. Plants Vs. Zombies I usually hate tower defense, but this game is awesome. Sonic Unleashed Am I the only one that liked the night stages? Sonic Colors BUY THIS GAME. IT IS A GREAT SONIC GAME (YES, GOOD SONIC GAMES STILL EXIST) Pokémon White It's good, but I feel like it's missing something the other games of the series had... Super Paper Mario I was obsessed with this game for a good part of 2011. Mario Kart Wii A game made after 1995 my dad actually likes? IMPOSSIBLE! Mario Kart 7 I've played this game to death. Kirby's Epic Yarn A uniquely sickeningly sweet graphical style doesn't stop this from being a great platformer. Star Fox HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY THIS GAME Street Fighter II Decent, but not the best. U.N. Squadron A classic. Yoshi's Island DS A great game, although I can't get past Bessie Bass. Kirby Super Star Ultra An amazing remake. Mario Kart DS I picked it up again recently, had to get over the shock of how different everything looked... The Legendary Starfy A great game with a problem so many other games have: Too easy levels, too hard final boss. Advance Wars: Dual Strike There should have been a crossover with Pokémon and this game instead of Nobunaga's Ambition. Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land Good, but pretty average. Tetris DS An awesome game with many references to the early days of Nintendo. New Super Mario Bros. Wii Exhibit A in the case Mario v. Air Conditioner, where I was sued by Mario for killing him way too much. Super Mario 3D Land A perfect balance between the best of 2D Mario and 3D Mario. Rhythm Heaven Proof I'm musically incompetent. Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team A decent spinoff. Pokémon Ranger: Shadows of Almia It's a very underrated Pokémon spinoff game. Scribblenauts (both games) Awesome. With everything from meme references to obscure objects, this game has it all! The World Ends With You A great RPG. I suck at it, though. Pokémon White Version 2 Simply fucking mindblowing. In Which SmashWiki Is Rearranged Arc Ion Fax Dork Hinging Bullet Do Wish Modern TV Mutual Oat Mitts Yam Tot Anger Unheated Fog Pin Granola Rods Not Gamer Flow Sip I Am Too Acid Proton Chalk Tinware Yob Oryx (Yob: "An antisocial drunk" Oryx: "An antelope") A Cheap Rover Bad Tin Shame Smarts Flashy Pi Fudge Vu (Vu: "over there") Cancan Fail Pot False Kiwi Mom Hiss Some random contributions I never really got the point of listing your major contributions on your userpage, but since other users seem to, here you go. Created TommyGreenShirt, Nick Riddle, Atomsk, HolyNightmare, Otori, Slhoka, MetalPat and DLA. Fixed spelling and grammar mistakes on many various articles. Created Category:Date and time templates and Category:Rumors. Removed all red links on List of stickers (complete list). Fixed, and continues to fix, many double redirects and uncategorized pages as they pop up. Created Template:S, which is really underused for some reason. Added YouTube links to Music (SSBM) and Music (SSB). Plus a bunch of other random crap nobody cares about. Protips ACTUAL PROTIP: Do not think that nobody will find out you are operating a sockpuppet. Omega Tyrant will find you, he will hunt you down, and he will kill you. Maybe. Random Image Please note that if any image I upload is used in an "image caption contest" of some sort, I will attempt to feed the contest's host through a wood chipper. Best IRC convo ever. Note: More random image options coming soon. Air Conditioner: On Other Wikis Primary SmashWiki (rollbacker) Secondary WikiBound (standard user) Explain XKCD Wiki (standard user) JoCopedia (standard user) Tertiary Elite Beat Wiki (a failed project) (bureaucrat) Wikipedia (standard user) Nintendo Wiki (standard user) Occasionally MarioWiki (standard user) Icaruspedia (standard user) F-Zero Wiki (standard user) Wait, I have an account here? Bulbapedia (standard user) Trivia This trivia section is excessively long. However, if you touch it, I will get Maxwell and the silver hammer and you will likely get your head bashed in. If you discuss this issue on the talk page, I will point and laugh at you. If you edit this page, then I hope you enjoy waking up strapped to a conveyor belt leading into an incinerator. AirCon doesn't actually have Kid Icarus: Uprising, but hopes to get it someday. AirCon's favorite kitchen utensil is the spork. AirCon is an amateur Let's Player; however, he keeps procrastinating when making the next episode. AirCon is shit at Brawl and loses to Lv6 CPUs. AirCon believes the most underrated movies ever are 和你在一起 and Across the Universe. AirCon's vast empire of IRC channels he is op on spans eight channels across two servers. AirCon is always on the lookout for double redirects. AirCon has no idea why the hell he is writing this trivia section in third person. Despite being Chinese, AirCon has six Korean songs on his iPod and no Chinese songs. This is because Chinese songs suck. AirCon does this even though he can't understand Korean. Since AirCon is astoundingly tone-deaf, he is immune to bad music, at the cost of being unable to sing. This does not mean he doesn't hate it, it just doesn't make his ears bleed. His friends' comments on his singing include "Freddie Mercury is rolling in his grave right now" and "I did not know someone could possibly be that tone-deaf." AirCon's mentality on the world is that "Most people are idiots." AirCon is also very, very pissed off by idiots. This does not make for a very good combination. AirCon thinks NIWA's users are awesome and amazingly competent... for the most part. AirCon still runs Windows XP, which is better than Windows 7 and Vista, despite what Toast might tell you. AirCon is always at war with at least one SmashWiki user. AirCon thinks Queen is an example of stereo sound done right. AirCon thinks the Beatles' "remasters" are examples of stereo sound done wrong. AirCon dislikes smoke. AirCon has various subpage ideas floating around his head, none of which are necessarily good. None of the trivia here is actually relevant. Air Conditioner's Userpage and Subpages Subpages Rules of #sw · Thoughts on Music · Nothing to see here · Really, I swear, nothing · I said nothing, why are you still looking?! · My worst(?) idea · SmashWiki, now a country · SmashWiki, now an RPG · A bunch of boring lists and stuff · Music to fit the mood OCD Trivia tests · To-do list · A page everyone should see, I'm not even kidding Main Userpage Right here Interesting Other Userpages A user respected by the community · A user not so respected by the community · Best friend's page · Other best friend's page Yet Another Best Friend's Page · Page of an osu! obsessed user · A crazy pervert's page ·A crazy Dutch person's page If you are reading this without looking at the wikicode then congratulations. You get a cookie.