User:Air Conditioner

Random Quote: “ I must warn you, my singing is in violation of the 8th Amendment of the US Constitution. ” This coding certainly not ripped off of the main page.

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Careful! This user has rollback and therefore has (some) control of teh phire! (How does an air conditioner get the fire? Did it overheat?)

Hi, I'm Air Conditioner, but everyone calls me AirCon. On an unrelated note, I main Ness and Kirby in SSBB. Also, my favorite game series are EarthBound, Mario, Pokemon, and Super Smash Bros. Also, I'm 14. Please note that I am available to brawl any day of the week that does not have the letter "y" in it. Also, I'll be happy to make a signature for you if you ask. Toast doesn't mind me doing the same thing as him.

Air Conditioner "CondenserCoil"
Character info
Melee main	Mewtwo
Brawl mains	Ness, Kirby
Other Brawl characters	Pikachu, Toon Link
Personal and other info
Real name	Alex Fakelastname
Location	Revisiting Highway 61
Miscellaneous info
Skill	Best of the Worst

Tier List

Tested by fighting countless CPUs. Omega Tyrant said this kind of thing was inaccurate, but it's the best I've got.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

See this

for the Rules of #sw.

for my thoughts on music of all kinds.

for the best edits ever made by SmashWikidians. Okay, maybe not. Actually, it depends on your definition of a good edit...

for what would happen if everyone on SW ran a state...

My signature

Air Conditioner Now with ROLLBACK! (ToastUltimatum made the original and I modified it when I changed my username.)

Hate my sig? You're not looking at it correctly! Download the font here. While you're at it, also check out my YouTube channel here (shameless plug).

Useful Info

Who's online: Alex the weeb, Aidanzapunk, Thegameandwatch, HyperFalcon, CauseTheyWantedMeTo, Wiifitkid, AgedofallStrings, Cookies and Creme, CanvasK

	LADIES & GENTS! Come to the Smash Arena and vote on Round 132: Bayonetta vs. Sora!

Userboxes are awesome :D

Air Conditioner
Dispute Handling	50%
Smash Skill	2%
Smash Knowledge	25%
Spelling/Grammar	99%
Typing Speed	50%
Wikipresence	85%
Wikiskill	75%
Basic Attributes
Controller Of Zed		This user has rollback.
Flamethrower		This user's Flame attacks are twice as likely to spread.
I R Seeing You		This user uses the IRC.
Icy Veins		This user's Flame attacks deal minimal damage.
Mr. Vulcan		This user's Logic attacks deal 33% more damage.
Notoriety		This user is a significant contributor.
Troll Roll		This user's Troll attacks deal 50% more damage.
Vigilant Noctivigant		This user is often around while the rest of the wiki is asleep.
Other Attributes
Awesome Ness		This user is a massive EarthBound fan.
Calculator		This user is good at math.
Da Na Na Na		This user likes video game music a bit too much.
He Wo Wei Ni Jiao Ao!		This user is Chinese.
Look, a Distraction!		This user just wasted your time by making you look at his userboxes.
Objection!		This user is also a massive Phoenix Wright fan.
Procrastinator		This user can never think of what to do next on SmashWiki.
User-Boxed In		This user makes too many userboxes.
vandalism is badass lol		This user is infuriated by vandals of any wiki.
Worst of the Worst		This user is horrible at Brawl. Please don't bash him on your matchup page.

This user is mysterious and shadowy.

This user wishes Pokemon were real.

This user doesn't care about superdetailed graphics.

This user can't let you do that, Star Fox!

This user can't sing.

This user lives and breathes EarthBound.

This user is a theist.

This user wishes Nintendo released Mother 3 in the US.

This user likes Kirby.

This user thinks Mario is awesome but sucks in Brawl.

This user doesn't like violence and blood in games.

This user prefers cold to heat.

This user is too slow.

This user cannot go on IRC without being flamed at least once.

This user wishes Pokemon were real.

This user checks his G-Diffuser systems.

This user makes predictions for SSB4 that won't happen in the 21st century.

This user thinks that this guy should've been in every Smash Bros. game.

This user makes video game references in regular speech.

This user only has Zelda games with this guy in them.

This user can't read Japanese.

This user likes awesome robots.

This user thinks Meta Knight is more ninja than Sheik.

This user is overshadowed by better users on the wiki.

This user punches people too often.

This user only played an M-rated game once in his life and hated it.

This user enjoys 8-bit music.

This user is a highway star.

This user is having trouble thinking of new userboxes.

This user has rollbackery but does not want adminship.

Random Stuff

What I Think of Different Generations of Pokémon

GEN I: Even though it was (technically) my introduction to Pokémon, I think it's the worst generation, single-handedly due to the Lavender Town music. Now, if you excuse me, I have to go curl up in a little ball in the corner. It's awesome except for that, though.

GEN II: A significant improvement from Gen I, with a lot less associated creepypasta.

GEN III: Spawned tons of awesome Pokémon. Lots of people hate it for some reason, but I love it.

GEN IV: The best gen. Empoleon FTW!

GEN V: I didn't think too highly of Black and White, but hopefully it can redeem itself with Black and White 2, which look awesome.

My Video Game Collection

Game	Comments
Super Mario World	A great game, but honestly, I never enjoyed 2D Mario that much. Probably because I sucked at it.
Pokémon Snap	My first Pokémon game ever. I loved it.
Pokémon Stadium	My second Pokémon game ever. I loved it.
Portal	AAAH IT MAKES ME DIZZY
Pokémon Sapphire and Emerald	Gave me my first bitter taste of reality when my Emerald got corrupted right after I beat the Elite Four.
Pokémon Pearl and Platinum	I've played it for a lot and got my whole team to Lv. 100.
The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass	My first Zelda game. Sorry I said Zelda sucks. This game convinced me otherwise.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl	I'm not going to write some sappy essay about an issue of Nintendo Power or something. Fact is, I looked at the cover, said, "Oh, cool, Mario and Pikachu in the same game," and bought it. It's one of my favorite games now.
Super Mario 64	My first video game ever. I was a really little kid, and I blame the Boos for my fear of ghosts which continues to this day.
Super Mario Galaxy (1 and 2)	The two Mario games that made me a Mario fan.
EarthBound	The best game ever in the history of the planet. 'Nuff said.
Mother 3	A very worthy successor to EarthBound, although I combo like shit.
Mario & Luigi: Partners In Time	This game is an awesome RPG.
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story	With great humor and a killer soundtrack, how could you not like this?
Pokémon HeartGold	This was a great game, which I forgot to finish.
New Super Mario Bros.	For a brief moment, I was good at 2D Mario.
Super Mario All-Stars 25th Anniversary Edition	Proof that I suck balls at 2D Mario.
AudioSurf	A truly underrated gem of a PC game.
VVVVVV	An awesome indie PC platformer.
Elite Beat Agents	TAKE OUT YOUR WALLET AND GO BUY THIS GAME NOW
Call of Duty: World at War	IT SCARRED ME FOR LIFE
Call of Duty: Black Ops	IT'S SHIT
The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks	This game is great, though a bit overrated.
Ace Attorney series (as a whole)	The games are all so similar, so I'll just lump them together into this. The Ace Attorney series is awesome. You are getting very sleepy. You are going to a game store. You are taking out your wallet. You are buying the first game of the series.
Professor Layton series (as a whole)	These games are some of the best puzzle games you will ever play.
Plants Vs. Zombies	I usually hate tower defense, but this game is awesome.
Sonic Unleashed	Am I the only one that liked the night stages?
Sonic Colors	BUY THIS GAME. IT IS A GREAT SONIC GAME (YES, GOOD SONIC GAMES STILL EXIST)
Pokémon White	It's good, but I feel like it's missing something the other games of the series had...
Super Paper Mario	I was obsessed with this game for a good part of 2011.
Mario Kart Wii	A game made after 1995 my dad actually likes? IMPOSSIBLE!
Mario Kart 7	I've played this game to death.
Kirby's Epic Yarn	A uniquely sickeningly sweet graphical style doesn't stop this from being a great platformer.
Star Fox	HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY THIS GAME
Street Fighter II	Decent, but not the best.
U.N. Squadron	A classic.
Yoshi's Island DS	A great game, although I can't get past Bessie Bass.
Kirby Super Star Ultra	An amazing remake.
Mario Kart DS	I picked it up again recently, had to get over the shock of how different everything looked...
The Legendary Starfy	A great game with a problem so many other games have: Too easy levels, too hard final boss.
Advance Wars: Dual Strike	There should have been a crossover with Pokémon and this game instead of Nobunaga's Ambition.
Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land	Good, but pretty average.
Tetris DS	An awesome game with many references to the early days of Nintendo.
New Super Mario Bros. Wii	Exhibit A in the case Mario v. Air Conditioner, where I was sued by Mario for killing him way too much.
Super Mario 3D Land	A perfect balance between the best of 2D Mario and 3D Mario.
Rhythm Heaven	Proof I'm musically incompetent.
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team	A decent spinoff.
Pokémon Ranger: Shadows of Almia	It's a very underrated Pokémon spinoff game.
Scribblenauts (both games)	Awesome. With everything from meme references to obscure objects, this game has it all!
The World Ends With You	A great RPG. I suck at it, though.

In Which SmashWiki Is Rearranged

Arc Ion Fax Dork Hinging Bullet Do Wish Modern TV Mutual Oat Mitts Yam Tot Anger Unheated Fog Pin Granola Rods Not Gamer

Flow Sip I Am Too Acid Proton Chalk Tinware Yob Oryx (Yob: "An antisocial drunk" Oryx: "An antelope") A Cheap Rover Bad Tin Shame Smarts Flashy Pi Fudge Vu (Vu: "over there") Cancan Fail Pot False Kiwi Mom Hiss

Some random contributions

I never really got the point of listing your major contributions on your userpage, but since other users seem to, here you go.

Created TommyGreenShirt, Nick Riddle, Atomsk, HolyNightmare, Otori, Slhoka, MetalPat and DLA.

Fixed spelling and grammar mistakes on many various articles.

Created Category:Date and time templates and Category:Rumors.

Removed all red links on List of stickers (complete list).

Fixed, and continues to fix, many double redirects and uncategorized pages as they pop up.

Plus a bunch of other random crap nobody cares about.

Random Image

Best IRC convo ever.

Note: More random image options coming soon.

Air Conditioner: On Other Wikis

Primary

SmashWiki (rollbacker)

Elite Beat Wiki (bureaucrat)

Secondary

Icaruspedia (standard user)

Tertiary

WikiBound (standard user)

Wikipedia (standard user)

Occasionally

MarioWiki (standard user)

Wait, I have an account here?

Bulbapedia (standard user)

IRC Channels I Frequent (Shameless Plugs)

Obviously.

My own channel! Shameless plug.

I have no idea who owns this channel.

Dots's channel!

I help with the setup and stuff.

I have no idea why I still go here.

A channel both Toast and I frequent.

A shameless plug for my OTHER channel.

Don't ask.

Another channel both Toast and I frequent.

Why is this even on here

Trivia

• AirCon doesn't actually have Kid Icarus: Uprising, but hopes to get it someday.
• AirCon's favorite kitchen utensil is the spork.
• AirCon is an amateur Let's Player; however, he keeps procrastinating when making the next episode.
• AirCon is shit at Brawl and loses to Lv6 CPUs.
• The only show AirCon watches is Futurama.
• AirCon's vast empire of IRC channels he is op on spans eight channels across two servers.
• AirCon is always on the lookout for double redirects.
• AirCon has no idea why the hell he is writing this trivia section in third person.
• Despite being Chinese, AirCon has six Korean songs on his iPod and no Chinese songs.
  • This is because Chinese songs suck.
    • AirCon does this even though he can't understand Korean.
• Since AirCon is astoundingly tone-deaf, he is immune to bad music, at the cost of being unable to sing.
  • This does not mean he doesn't hate it, it just doesn't make his ears bleed.
  • His friends' comments on his singing include "Freddie Mercury is rolling in his grave right now" and "I did not know someone could possibly be that tone-deaf."
• AirCon's mentality on the world is that "Most people are idiots."
  • AirCon is also very, very pissed off by idiots.
    • This does not make for a very good combination.
• AirCon thinks NIWA's users are awesome and amazingly competent... for the most part.
• AirCon still runs Windows XP, which is better than Windows 7 and Vista, despite what Toast might tell you.
• AirCon is always at war with at least one SmashWiki user.
• AirCon thinks Queen is an example of stereo sound done right.
  • AirCon thinks the Beatles' "remasters" are examples of stereo sound done wrong.
• None of the trivia here is actually relevant.