User:Air Conditioner

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Hi, I'm Air Conditioner, but everyone calls me AirCon. On an unrelated note, I main Ness and Kirby in SSBB. Also, my favorite game series are EarthBound, Mario, Pokemon, and Super Smash Bros. Also, I'm 14. Please note that I am available to brawl any day of the week that does not have the letter "y" in it. Between this, high school, and my Let's Plays, it's a wonder I have any time at all...

Air Conditioner "CondenserCoil"
Character info
Brawl mains	Ness, Kirby
Other Brawl characters	Pikachu, Toon Link
Personal and other info
Real name	Alex Fakelastname
Location	Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand
Miscellaneous info
Skill	Best of the Worst

1000 Edits!

This userpage edit right here, right now, is my 1000th edit to SmashWiki. Wow... I can't believe I'm actually right here, right now, with 1000 edits to my name. I'd like to thank all the great users of SmashWiki, who have been really supportive and helpful, especially the ones in my Friend List. Thank all of you so much. Air Conditioner THE BIG 1000! 15:42, 8 September 2012 (EDT)

Tier List

Tested by fighting countless CPUs. Omega Tyrant said this kind of thing was inaccurate, but it's the best I've got.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

My Stance On Tiers

I believe that yes, tiers do exist, although my personal tier list is highly inconsistent with the SBR's. (Probably because I'm just a casual gamer.) However, I agree with the anti-tier's argument that "the presentation of a tier list creates a cycle in which players see the list, and choose only higher-tiered characters to compete with, which causes only those characters develop an advanced metagame, thereby reinforcing the high tiered characters' positions on the tier list."

See this

for the Rules of #sw.

for my thoughts on music of all kinds.

Postponed so it doesn't look like I'm ripping Darkfox off, even though I had this idea in September 2011...

My signature

Air Conditioner Clever text goes here. (ToastUltimatum made the original and I modified it when I changed my username.)

Useful Info

	LADIES & GENTS! Come to the Smash Arena and vote on Round 132: Bayonetta vs. Sora!

Who's online: Aidanzapunk, Alex the weeb, Alhecks11, Generated Smasher, CauseTheyWantedMeTo, The Jacketed Terrapin, SenorMexicano

Friend List, In No Particular Order

Lots of people list their relationships with other users, but do you really want to advertise that you're enemies with someone else? Note that this list may be slow to update, so don't worry if you're not on here. Now including my attempt to summarize said user in two or three words! :D

Dots (talk•contribs•logs) Awesome user.

Bandit (talk•contribs•logs) Great friend.

ReiDemon (talk•contribs•logs) Huge music library.

ToastUltimatum (talk•contribs•logs) Very, very helpful.

KirbytheAmazing (talk•contribs•logs) Fun user.

PSIWolf (talk•contribs•logs) Really great.

DarkFox01 (talk•contribs•logs) Friendly and helpful.

Znagy07 (talk•contribs•logs) Barely on IRC.

Shaun's Wiji Dodo (talk•contribs•logs) Crazy pervert.

Fugudev (talk•contribs•logs) osu! obsessed.

Userboxes are awesome :D

Air Conditioner
Dispute Handling	50%
Smash Skill	2%
Smash Knowledge	25%
Spelling/Grammar	99%
Typing Speed	20%
Wikipresence	85%
Wikiskill	45%
Basic Attributes
Flamethrower		This user's Flame attacks are twice as likely to spread.
I R Seeing You		This user uses the IRC.
Icy Veins		This user's Flame attacks deal minimal damage.
Mr. Vulcan		This user's Logic attacks deal 33% more damage.
Troll Roll		This user's Troll attacks deal 50% more damage.
Vigilant Noctivigant		This user is often around while the rest of the wiki is asleep.
Other Attributes
Awesome Ness		This user is a massive EarthBound fan.
Calculator		This user is good at math.
Da Na Na Na		This user likes video game music a bit too much.
He Wo Wei Ni Jiao Ao!		This user is Chinese.
Look, a Distraction!		This user just wasted your time by making you look at his userboxes.
Objection!		This user is also a massive Phoenix Wright fan.
Procrastinator		This user can never think of what to do next on SmashWiki.
User-Boxed In		This user makes too many userboxes.
vandalism is badass lol		This user is infuriated by vandals of any wiki.
Worst of the Worst		This user is horrible at Brawl. Please don't bash him on your matchup page.

This user is mysterious and shadowy.

This user wishes Pokemon were real.

This user doesn't care about superdetailed graphics.

This user can't let you do that, Star Fox!

This user can't sing.

This user lives and breathes EarthBound.

This user is a theist.

This user wishes Nintendo released Mother 3 in the US.

This user likes Kirby.

This user thinks Mario is awesome but sucks in Brawl.

This user doesn't like violence and blood in games.

This user prefers cold to heat.

This user is too slow.

This user cannot go on IRC without being flamed at least once.

This user wishes Pokemon were real.

This user checks his G-Diffuser systems.

This user makes predictions for SSB4 that won't happen in the 21st century.

This user thinks that this guy should've been in every Smash Bros. game.

This user makes video game references in regular speech.

This user only has Zelda games with this guy in them.

This user can't read Japanese.

This user likes awesome robots.

This user thinks Meta Knight is more ninja than Sheik.

This user is overshadowed by better users on the wiki.

This user punches people too often.

This user only played an M-rated game once in his life and hated it.

This user enjoys 8-bit music.

This user is a highway star.

This user is having trouble thinking of new userboxes.

Random Stuff

What I Think of Different Generations of Pokémon

GEN I: Even though it was (technically) my introduction to Pokémon, I think it's the worst generation, single-handedly due to the Lavender Town music. Now, if you excuse me, I have to go curl up in a little ball in the corner. It's awesome except for that, though.

GEN II: A significant improvement from Gen I, with a lot less associated creepypasta.

GEN III: Spawned tons of awesome Pokémon. Lots of people hate it for some reason, but I love it.

GEN IV: The best gen. Empoleon FTW!

GEN V: I didn't think too highly of Black and White, but hopefully it can redeem itself with Black and White 2, which look awesome.

My Video Game Collection

Game	Comments
Super Mario World	A great game, but honestly, I never enjoyed 2D Mario that much. Probably because I sucked at it.
Pokémon Snap	My first Pokémon game ever. I loved it.
Pokémon Stadium	My second Pokémon game ever. I loved it.
Portal	AAAH IT MAKES ME DIZZY
Pokémon Sapphire and Emerald	Gave me my first bitter taste of reality when my Emerald got corrupted right after I beat the Elite Four.
Pokémon Pearl and Platinum	I've played it for a lot and got my whole team to Lv. 100.
The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass	My first Zelda game. Sorry I said Zelda sucks. This game convinced me otherwise.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl	I'm not going to write some sappy essay about an issue of Nintendo Power or something. Fact is, I looked at the cover, said, "Oh, cool, Mario and Pikachu in the same game," and bought it. It's one of my favorite games now.
Super Mario 64	My first video game ever. I was a really little kid, and I blame the Boos for my fear of ghosts which continues to this day.
Super Mario Galaxy (1 and 2)	The two Mario games that made me a Mario fan.
EarthBound	The best game ever in the history of the planet. 'Nuff said.
Mother 3	A very worthy successor to EarthBound, although I combo like shit.
Mario & Luigi: Partners In Time	This game is an awesome RPG.
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story	With great humor and a killer soundtrack, how could you not like this?
Pokémon HeartGold	This was a great game, which I forgot to finish.
New Super Mario Bros.	For a brief moment, I was good at 2D Mario.
Super Mario All-Stars 25th Anniversary Edition	Proof that I suck balls at 2D Mario.
AudioSurf	A truly underrated gem of a PC game.
VVVVVV	An awesome indie PC platformer.
Elite Beat Agents	TAKE OUT YOUR WALLET AND GO BUY THIS GAME NOW
Call of Duty: World at War	IT SCARRED ME FOR LIFE
Call of Duty: Black Ops	IT'S SHIT
The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks	This game is great, though a bit overrated.
Ace Attorney series (as a whole)	The games are all so similar, so I'll just lump them together into this. The Ace Attorney series is awesome. You are getting very sleepy. You are going to a game store. You are taking out your wallet. You are buying the first game of the series.
Professor Layton series (as a whole)	These games are some of the best puzzle games you will ever play.
Plants Vs. Zombies	I usually hate tower defense, but this game is awesome.
Sonic Unleashed	Am I the only one that liked the night stages?
Sonic Colors	BUY THIS GAME. IT IS A GREAT SONIC GAME (YES, GOOD SONIC GAMES STILL EXIST)
Pokémon White	It's good, but I feel like it's missing something the other games of the series had...
Super Paper Mario	I was obsessed with this game for a good part of 2011.
Mario Kart Wii	A game made after 1995 my dad actually likes? IMPOSSIBLE!
Mario Kart 7	I've played this game to death.
Kirby's Epic Yarn	A uniquely sickeningly sweet graphical style doesn't stop this from being a great platformer.
Star Fox	HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY THIS GAME
Street Fighter II	Decent, but not the best.
U.N. Squadron	A classic.
Yoshi's Island DS	A great game, although I can't get past Bessie Bass.
Kirby Super Star Ultra	An amazing remake.
Mario Kart DS	I picked it up again recently, had to get over the shock of how different everything looked...
The Legendary Starfy	A great game with a problem so many other games have: Too easy levels, too hard final boss.
Advance Wars: Dual Strike	There should have been a crossover with Pokémon and this game instead of Nobunaga's Ambition.
Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land	Good, but pretty average.
Tetris DS	An awesome game with many references to the early days of Nintendo.
New Super Mario Bros. Wii	Exhibit A in the case Mario v. Air Conditioner, where I was sued by Mario for killing him way too much.
Super Mario 3D Land	A perfect balance between the best of 2D Mario and 3D Mario.
Rhythm Heaven	Proof I'm musically incompetent.
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team	A decent spinoff.
Pokémon Ranger: Shadows of Almia	It's a very underrated Pokémon spinoff game.
Scribblenauts (both games)	Awesome. With everything from meme references to obscure objects, this game has it all!
The World Ends With You	A great RPG. I suck at it, though.

In Which SmashWiki Is Rearranged

Arc Ion

Fax Dork

Hinging Bullet

Do Wish

Modern

TV

Mutual Oat Mitts

Yam Tot Anger

Unheated Fog Pin

Granola Rods

Flow Sip

I Am Too

Acid Proton

Chalk Tinware

Yob Oryx (Yob: "An antisocial drunk" Oryx: "An antelope")

A Cheap Rover

Bad Tin

Shame Smarts

Flashy Pi

Fudge Vu (Vu: "over there")

Cancan Fail Pot

Not Gamer

False Kiwi Mom Hiss

Some random contributions

I never really got the point of listing your major contributions on your userpage, but since other users seem to, here you go.

Created TommyGreenShirt, Nick Riddle, Atomsk, HolyNightmare, Otori, Slhoka and DLA.

Fixed spelling and grammar mistakes on many various articles.

Created Category:Date and time templates and Category:Rumors.

Removed all red links on List of stickers (complete list).

Fixed, and continues to fix, many double redirects and uncategorized pages as they pop up.

Plus a bunch of other random crap nobody cares about.

Random Image

Best IRC convo ever.

Note: More random image options coming soon.